New chappie upp! LaDeeDa... I'm just too evil.
And thanks for all the wonderful reviews!!
x3 Yuki-Chan2 x3 tenshinoreika999 x3 kashisenshey x3 Dark Nemesis 7 x3 PuNkRoCkBuNnY182 x3 TheGreatAnimeFan x3
Disclaimer: Naruto is mine haha just kidding
Further notes: I... have... writer's block..! Enjoy this chapter... OO
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Insanity
Naruto kept running. Okay... so the weird side of him had decided to hump a telephone pole. But who cared? No one did and only Sasuke-bastard saw it. It didn't matter to Naruto. Sasuke will forget, he thought to himself – that was the brighter side to this whole affair. But Naruto then came to a dilemma.
Sasuke was out to kill him – that was the bad part. But what was even worse was that he didn't have any damn place to hide. Naruto groaned. Where could he go that Sasuke wouldn't follow him? He wasn't so sure. Then he remembered the hot springs. Perfect. He could transform (or henge) into that sexy oh so hot girl and then... take a bath. It seemed so ironic that he would take a bath while a new found murderer was after him. But it was all Naruto could think of.
He arrived at the hot springs and transformed into a girl with a light blue T shirt and Denim shorts.
Ah.... Yes. Sasuke would never find him here. Or would he? Nah... he wouldn't charge into the hot springs area to look for Naruto because there were many nude girls here.
"Heh heh heh... yes, Sasuke isn't as perverted as I – that is, Jiraiya is." Naruto thought.
Naruto entered and paid to go to the women's bath area. Strangely, no one noticed him that day and he had a rather peaceful time for about a minute or so when he suddenly felt a very, very out of place chakra nearby. And he was freaked out.
"HOLY CRAP!! HE CAN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW!!! HE MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME!!" Naruto worried.
But the chakra was there. And he was the only who felt the chakra too. The other women [by the way, they were nude] were just having fun. Naruto was not a pervert [cough cough cough!!] so he tried not to gaze at the girls around him. Slowly, Naruto got out of the hot springs and wrapped a towel around himself. He moved over to the bushes that lined the springs and walled the women's bath from the outside world. He pulled back the branches... and screamed bloody murder.
-----Scene Change-----
[This scene will have a guy that can't talk properly. I mean, like a drunk I guess. So if you can't tell what he's saying, and you tried to figure it out already, just try, try again! ]
The ANBU guy that we met earlier [let's label him Aladdin since ANBU members are supposed to be nameless so I won't give you his real name just that Aladdin is his name for now even though it's not really his name cause I really don't have a name for him and he's supposed to be anonymous but that's what we'll call him for now even though, like I said, that's not his real name but... you get it right?] had already arrived at the scene of destruction and could do nothing but stare. What happened here? He walked over to a very loud and sobbing old man that was kneeling over near the ruins.
"Excuse me, sir. Could you please tell me what happened here?"
"Please," the old man said. "Call meh Pooh." His voice slurred strangely and he quickly stopped sobbing bitterly.
Aladdin [remember that's not his name, boys and girls] raised an eyebrow. "Pooh?.."
"Yes, Weiner der Damn Pooh the Fool is what they call me round her. Or Dick if that's better for yerr. My full name's be Dick Erector Ejaculator Weiner Pooh."
"Yes, thank you for telling you my name um..."
"Call meh Dick insterd. Act'ly, I reckon that a better name than Wiener, Pooh, Ejaculator, er..."
"YES!!" Aladdin [that's not his real name - it's just a label but...] yelled before the old man could go any further. "I came to ask you what happened here, so please tell me."
"Oh... you din't come here to learn how me got me name? Me'll tell you anywers. When I was just bert a littler cub, me ahem always erected and soon it was ejaculating very frequently away so me momma..."
"OKAY!! Just tell me what happened, please." Aladdin 's [that's not his name and I'm just reminding you, ok?] hair stood up on his neck. This guy was creepier than Orochimaru and his snakes and pale face and snake-like tounge...
"Oh, dang it! I wanted some prsun to lissn to me ole trale. Alright... Me am der owner of Bob's Hop Subweiner – I mean – Submariner Shop and I had justa finished serving a pile o brats their damn ferd. There was some kinda brawl between a couple er boys after dat. A blondie and a really cutey guy, me thinks. After an hour, the really cute – actually really hot – guy got all tickered offer at the blondie (you shoulda had seen the hottie's pretty face. It was jerst soooooooo cute at dat tehme)...."
"Is this guy gay??????" Aladdin [these interruptions will stop soon, seriously, but I'm just saying that that's not his real name] screamed in his head. His hair bristled up again.
"...and then the cutie started this hot lightnin tack and blew the place oooop (eryone got ooot dough, dough I wish der blondie hadn't because he made the hot guy mad sniff) and then the hottie chased the blondie out of the place and up north me thinks so..."
"Gawd, this guy is just too creepy. I'll ditch him and his incessant ramblings." So Aladdin [you know what I want to say...] cut in and said quickly, "I have to go catch the guy who made this mess and maybe arrest him. Please tell your story and everything else to my companion over there. [THIS GUY WILL BE LABELED AS ABU] He'll handle your info." He motioned for his friend, Abu, to come over.
"Really?? Oh, alright. BUT DON'T YOU DRARE LAY YOUR HANDS ON THE HOT GUY!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE SOMEONE I HOLD CLOSER TO ME HERT GERT HURT, YOU SEE!"
"Whoa... this guy.... DAMN FREAKY!!!" Aladdin [yes yes yes, okay, okay. I know that you know but I just wanna remind you again.] thought.
"Okay. Thank you for your information." And he jumped off as fast as he could, wanting to forget about the old man's name and stories. Behind him, he could hear the old man telling how he always wanted to be a pirate.
"COME ON!! SING WIDDA MER!! A PIRTAE'S LIFE'S FER MEE!! EE HEEE HEEEE HEEEE HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aladdin took out a lamp and rubbed it. He wanted Genie to... WAIT! Forget it. He's not Aladdin and he doesn't have a genie. ::sweats::
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Sasuke frowned. Where was that Naruto?? He wanted to kill him so much and he had already been all over Konoha searching for his beloved enemy. [Beloved as in Sasuke loved Naruto as prey. Yeah, it's not what you were thinking].
Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows. Where was he??? He had been to Ichiraku, every ramen store in town, every hot dog stand in town, every DcMickey's , every Burger Queen, every Black Castle, every Dairy King, Naruto's house, the Academy, Iruka's house, Kakashi's house, ... EVERYWHERE!! But no one had seen Naruto, which was damn strange.
Sasuke decided to call it quits today. He would find Naruto later and kill him. He smiled happily. He would have his revenge no matter what!! And he headed home.
When he got home, he first took a bath [a bubble bath, actually] in his hot- pink bathroom. The color calmed him down and soon he was back to the cool and collected Sasuke he usually was. You rarely saw him otherwise. After his bath, he went to Qutey and told her about his day as the rabbit munched on lettuce.
"Today was an okay day, Qutey! I'm so sad though cause I couldn't find Naruto to kill him! [he sobbed and begins to cry] and he poisoned me today by humping the telephone pole! OOOOHH!! WHAT WILL I DO?? MY MIND AND EYES AREN'T PURE ANYMORE!! TELL ME WHAT TO DO QUETY!!" Here he listened intently to his rabbit.
But poor Sasuke! He didn't know that rabbits can't talk or make noise! Only before their deaths can they do that. Poor, naïve, sad, little Sasuke.
He listened hard for an hour, but the only sounds he heard were the munchings and crunchings of the rabbit chewing on veggies and the ticking of the clock. Poor, naïve, sad, little Sasuke...
-----Scene Change-----
Naruto screamed bloody murder again and fell into the hot spring with his towel. The girl's all turned to him and saw a telescope all aimed at them.
"ACCCKKK!!" Some screamed and ran away, knowing what that telescope meant.
Others not as bright stayed back and came closer [naked] to study the item that they had never seen. They murmured among themselves and looked curiously at the telescope that was pointed at their... ahem
Naruto surfaced the water and screeched. "IT'S A PERVERTED PEEPER!!! RUN FOR IT!!!" But they all just laughed at him and assured him that it was not a peeper. Naruto slid his body under the water to hide. He knew all too well who that was. Suddenly, there was a whirl or air and a flash of light!
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT YOUNG LADY FOUND ME!!" A voice said.
The girls, who had covered their eyes from the light, saw a very tall and white haired old man standing in front of them. They gasped. But none ran. Or tried to cover themselves.
"I AM JIRAIYA!! THE TOAD HERMIT!! ONE OF THE THREE LEGENDARY SHINOBI!!!!!!!"
The girls gasped and some giggled. They began to whisper among themselves and point at Jiraiya and giggle. Jiraiya blushed.
"Please, don't be shy and tell me what you're talking about."
The girls looked at each other for a while and then blurted out, "WE WANT A PIECE OF YOU JIRAIYA-SAN!!!!!"
The next few seconds were a total blur. Jiraiya grabbed them all up into his arms and they all screamed with delight at finding such a strong man. "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, EHHH?? WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!!!" And he laughed like a madman. As in insane, not pissed off. He turned to Naruto.
"You want a piece of me, too?" He grinned.
Naruto shivered. "No way. You're too old and perverted."
Jiraiya twitched.
"Plus, are you gonna walk around town carrying those girls nude?"
Jiraiya paused, the girls still giggling in his arms. He smiled. And Naruto was not surprised by his answer.
"Damn straight, yo, damn straight. But, you know what? You look awfully familiar..." He tilted his head and studied Naruto's face [his body was underwater].
"Really? I mean... Nope. I just arrived here, as in Konoha, like an hour ago. I came here to wash up..."
"Oh... Okay... But you're an interesting person. We could go on a date some –OW!!"
Naruto launched himself at the pervert and started beating him up, doing his best not to punch the people Jiraiya was holding onto.
"NO FUCKING WAY ERO-SENNIN!! GO ASK TSUNADE FOR THAT!!"
And Naruto stomped out of the Hot Baths.
Jiraiya scratched his head. "Hm... Ero-sennin... that name is familiar. Who is the person who always calls me that...?"
But no answer came to the sick minded fool. He gave up trying to become Sherlock Holmes and marched out of the Hot Baths with his feminine crowd.
Let's hope nothing bad happens to that naïve and pure crowd...
After two hours of soaking and lots of quiet thinking [Naruto can actually stay quiet!!], he left the Hot Springs for home. He transformed many times into different people, hoping Sasuke would not notice him [if he was even out searching for him]. And after half an hour, he was home.
Naruto dreaded the next day if Sasuke found him. Maybe he would never leave his house again. That would be playing it safe right? Perhaps. But Naruto thought that Sasuke would come here to find him anyways. And Naruto didn't know how right he was.
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Neh... I didn't quite enjoy that. Only the part about Sasuke. Well, I have inspiration for the next few chapters! So it'll turn out better than this one. Tune in next time!
A Happy Note: I HIT THE OVER 10,000 WORDS MARK!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!
And thanks for all the wonderful reviews!!
x3 Yuki-Chan2 x3 tenshinoreika999 x3 kashisenshey x3 Dark Nemesis 7 x3 PuNkRoCkBuNnY182 x3 TheGreatAnimeFan x3
Disclaimer: Naruto is mine haha just kidding
Further notes: I... have... writer's block..! Enjoy this chapter... OO
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Insanity
Naruto kept running. Okay... so the weird side of him had decided to hump a telephone pole. But who cared? No one did and only Sasuke-bastard saw it. It didn't matter to Naruto. Sasuke will forget, he thought to himself – that was the brighter side to this whole affair. But Naruto then came to a dilemma.
Sasuke was out to kill him – that was the bad part. But what was even worse was that he didn't have any damn place to hide. Naruto groaned. Where could he go that Sasuke wouldn't follow him? He wasn't so sure. Then he remembered the hot springs. Perfect. He could transform (or henge) into that sexy oh so hot girl and then... take a bath. It seemed so ironic that he would take a bath while a new found murderer was after him. But it was all Naruto could think of.
He arrived at the hot springs and transformed into a girl with a light blue T shirt and Denim shorts.
Ah.... Yes. Sasuke would never find him here. Or would he? Nah... he wouldn't charge into the hot springs area to look for Naruto because there were many nude girls here.
"Heh heh heh... yes, Sasuke isn't as perverted as I – that is, Jiraiya is." Naruto thought.
Naruto entered and paid to go to the women's bath area. Strangely, no one noticed him that day and he had a rather peaceful time for about a minute or so when he suddenly felt a very, very out of place chakra nearby. And he was freaked out.
"HOLY CRAP!! HE CAN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW!!! HE MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME!!" Naruto worried.
But the chakra was there. And he was the only who felt the chakra too. The other women [by the way, they were nude] were just having fun. Naruto was not a pervert [cough cough cough!!] so he tried not to gaze at the girls around him. Slowly, Naruto got out of the hot springs and wrapped a towel around himself. He moved over to the bushes that lined the springs and walled the women's bath from the outside world. He pulled back the branches... and screamed bloody murder.
-----Scene Change-----
[This scene will have a guy that can't talk properly. I mean, like a drunk I guess. So if you can't tell what he's saying, and you tried to figure it out already, just try, try again! ]
The ANBU guy that we met earlier [let's label him Aladdin since ANBU members are supposed to be nameless so I won't give you his real name just that Aladdin is his name for now even though it's not really his name cause I really don't have a name for him and he's supposed to be anonymous but that's what we'll call him for now even though, like I said, that's not his real name but... you get it right?] had already arrived at the scene of destruction and could do nothing but stare. What happened here? He walked over to a very loud and sobbing old man that was kneeling over near the ruins.
"Excuse me, sir. Could you please tell me what happened here?"
"Please," the old man said. "Call meh Pooh." His voice slurred strangely and he quickly stopped sobbing bitterly.
Aladdin [remember that's not his name, boys and girls] raised an eyebrow. "Pooh?.."
"Yes, Weiner der Damn Pooh the Fool is what they call me round her. Or Dick if that's better for yerr. My full name's be Dick Erector Ejaculator Weiner Pooh."
"Yes, thank you for telling you my name um..."
"Call meh Dick insterd. Act'ly, I reckon that a better name than Wiener, Pooh, Ejaculator, er..."
"YES!!" Aladdin [that's not his real name - it's just a label but...] yelled before the old man could go any further. "I came to ask you what happened here, so please tell me."
"Oh... you din't come here to learn how me got me name? Me'll tell you anywers. When I was just bert a littler cub, me ahem always erected and soon it was ejaculating very frequently away so me momma..."
"OKAY!! Just tell me what happened, please." Aladdin 's [that's not his name and I'm just reminding you, ok?] hair stood up on his neck. This guy was creepier than Orochimaru and his snakes and pale face and snake-like tounge...
"Oh, dang it! I wanted some prsun to lissn to me ole trale. Alright... Me am der owner of Bob's Hop Subweiner – I mean – Submariner Shop and I had justa finished serving a pile o brats their damn ferd. There was some kinda brawl between a couple er boys after dat. A blondie and a really cutey guy, me thinks. After an hour, the really cute – actually really hot – guy got all tickered offer at the blondie (you shoulda had seen the hottie's pretty face. It was jerst soooooooo cute at dat tehme)...."
"Is this guy gay??????" Aladdin [these interruptions will stop soon, seriously, but I'm just saying that that's not his real name] screamed in his head. His hair bristled up again.
"...and then the cutie started this hot lightnin tack and blew the place oooop (eryone got ooot dough, dough I wish der blondie hadn't because he made the hot guy mad sniff) and then the hottie chased the blondie out of the place and up north me thinks so..."
"Gawd, this guy is just too creepy. I'll ditch him and his incessant ramblings." So Aladdin [you know what I want to say...] cut in and said quickly, "I have to go catch the guy who made this mess and maybe arrest him. Please tell your story and everything else to my companion over there. [THIS GUY WILL BE LABELED AS ABU] He'll handle your info." He motioned for his friend, Abu, to come over.
"Really?? Oh, alright. BUT DON'T YOU DRARE LAY YOUR HANDS ON THE HOT GUY!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE SOMEONE I HOLD CLOSER TO ME HERT GERT HURT, YOU SEE!"
"Whoa... this guy.... DAMN FREAKY!!!" Aladdin [yes yes yes, okay, okay. I know that you know but I just wanna remind you again.] thought.
"Okay. Thank you for your information." And he jumped off as fast as he could, wanting to forget about the old man's name and stories. Behind him, he could hear the old man telling how he always wanted to be a pirate.
"COME ON!! SING WIDDA MER!! A PIRTAE'S LIFE'S FER MEE!! EE HEEE HEEEE HEEEE HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aladdin took out a lamp and rubbed it. He wanted Genie to... WAIT! Forget it. He's not Aladdin and he doesn't have a genie. ::sweats::
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Sasuke frowned. Where was that Naruto?? He wanted to kill him so much and he had already been all over Konoha searching for his beloved enemy. [Beloved as in Sasuke loved Naruto as prey. Yeah, it's not what you were thinking].
Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows. Where was he??? He had been to Ichiraku, every ramen store in town, every hot dog stand in town, every DcMickey's , every Burger Queen, every Black Castle, every Dairy King, Naruto's house, the Academy, Iruka's house, Kakashi's house, ... EVERYWHERE!! But no one had seen Naruto, which was damn strange.
Sasuke decided to call it quits today. He would find Naruto later and kill him. He smiled happily. He would have his revenge no matter what!! And he headed home.
When he got home, he first took a bath [a bubble bath, actually] in his hot- pink bathroom. The color calmed him down and soon he was back to the cool and collected Sasuke he usually was. You rarely saw him otherwise. After his bath, he went to Qutey and told her about his day as the rabbit munched on lettuce.
"Today was an okay day, Qutey! I'm so sad though cause I couldn't find Naruto to kill him! [he sobbed and begins to cry] and he poisoned me today by humping the telephone pole! OOOOHH!! WHAT WILL I DO?? MY MIND AND EYES AREN'T PURE ANYMORE!! TELL ME WHAT TO DO QUETY!!" Here he listened intently to his rabbit.
But poor Sasuke! He didn't know that rabbits can't talk or make noise! Only before their deaths can they do that. Poor, naïve, sad, little Sasuke.
He listened hard for an hour, but the only sounds he heard were the munchings and crunchings of the rabbit chewing on veggies and the ticking of the clock. Poor, naïve, sad, little Sasuke...
-----Scene Change-----
Naruto screamed bloody murder again and fell into the hot spring with his towel. The girl's all turned to him and saw a telescope all aimed at them.
"ACCCKKK!!" Some screamed and ran away, knowing what that telescope meant.
Others not as bright stayed back and came closer [naked] to study the item that they had never seen. They murmured among themselves and looked curiously at the telescope that was pointed at their... ahem
Naruto surfaced the water and screeched. "IT'S A PERVERTED PEEPER!!! RUN FOR IT!!!" But they all just laughed at him and assured him that it was not a peeper. Naruto slid his body under the water to hide. He knew all too well who that was. Suddenly, there was a whirl or air and a flash of light!
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT YOUNG LADY FOUND ME!!" A voice said.
The girls, who had covered their eyes from the light, saw a very tall and white haired old man standing in front of them. They gasped. But none ran. Or tried to cover themselves.
"I AM JIRAIYA!! THE TOAD HERMIT!! ONE OF THE THREE LEGENDARY SHINOBI!!!!!!!"
The girls gasped and some giggled. They began to whisper among themselves and point at Jiraiya and giggle. Jiraiya blushed.
"Please, don't be shy and tell me what you're talking about."
The girls looked at each other for a while and then blurted out, "WE WANT A PIECE OF YOU JIRAIYA-SAN!!!!!"
The next few seconds were a total blur. Jiraiya grabbed them all up into his arms and they all screamed with delight at finding such a strong man. "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, EHHH?? WELL, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!!!" And he laughed like a madman. As in insane, not pissed off. He turned to Naruto.
"You want a piece of me, too?" He grinned.
Naruto shivered. "No way. You're too old and perverted."
Jiraiya twitched.
"Plus, are you gonna walk around town carrying those girls nude?"
Jiraiya paused, the girls still giggling in his arms. He smiled. And Naruto was not surprised by his answer.
"Damn straight, yo, damn straight. But, you know what? You look awfully familiar..." He tilted his head and studied Naruto's face [his body was underwater].
"Really? I mean... Nope. I just arrived here, as in Konoha, like an hour ago. I came here to wash up..."
"Oh... Okay... But you're an interesting person. We could go on a date some –OW!!"
Naruto launched himself at the pervert and started beating him up, doing his best not to punch the people Jiraiya was holding onto.
"NO FUCKING WAY ERO-SENNIN!! GO ASK TSUNADE FOR THAT!!"
And Naruto stomped out of the Hot Baths.
Jiraiya scratched his head. "Hm... Ero-sennin... that name is familiar. Who is the person who always calls me that...?"
But no answer came to the sick minded fool. He gave up trying to become Sherlock Holmes and marched out of the Hot Baths with his feminine crowd.
Let's hope nothing bad happens to that naïve and pure crowd...
After two hours of soaking and lots of quiet thinking [Naruto can actually stay quiet!!], he left the Hot Springs for home. He transformed many times into different people, hoping Sasuke would not notice him [if he was even out searching for him]. And after half an hour, he was home.
Naruto dreaded the next day if Sasuke found him. Maybe he would never leave his house again. That would be playing it safe right? Perhaps. But Naruto thought that Sasuke would come here to find him anyways. And Naruto didn't know how right he was.
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Neh... I didn't quite enjoy that. Only the part about Sasuke. Well, I have inspiration for the next few chapters! So it'll turn out better than this one. Tune in next time!
A Happy Note: I HIT THE OVER 10,000 WORDS MARK!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!
