Hullo once again!! Another chapter and hopefully a better one.
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Phone Calls
After yesterday's tiresome disaster at Bob's Hop Submarine Shop, everyone slept peacefully in their beds, glad for the silent and comfortable atmosphere in each of their rooms. Even Aladdin and Abu did [that's not their real names]. Aladdin had given up looking from the "hottie" that had destroyed the Sub Shop. There were so many of those people. But morning came and interrupted their rest. And the only event remembered was what had happened the previous day. Sadly, everyone forgot that today, on this wonderful and bright morning, was Ino's birthday and party. Ino called up everybody bright and early at nine to remind them of it.
First, she called the girls.
"HEYYY!!! SAKURA!!!!"
"Hey..."
"The party is today!!"
"I know, Ino-pig-chan."
"WHAT??? OOOPS! I mean......"
"You heard me," Sakura said all too calmly.
As you can see from this text, Sakura is definitely not a morning person. In the morning, she is rendered a zombie and moans and groans like one. Even her mother and father stay away from her in the morning. Believe me, they know how Sakura can get in the morning if you tamper with her temper. (Tamper, Temper... GET IT? ........ oh.... Eh heh... -.-;;) Luckily, Ino knew this as well. They hadn't been best friends for nothing.
"I mean, come to my house at eleven today! We'll have fun."
"Mmm Hmm.."
They said their goodbyes and Ino hung up quickly, sweating profusely.
"Whoa... WHOA!! That was too damn close to pissing her off. TOO CLOSE!!"
Ino shuddered. She took some deep breaths and calmed herself. Then, she dialed Hinata.
"Hello? Hyuuga Main House Residence."
"HI-NA-TA! It's Ino!"
"Oh..! Hello, Ino-chan..."
"Today's my party!! I just called to remind you!"
"Okay. I'll be there."
They said their goodbyes and hung up. Hinata wasn't much of a conversationalist. Ino knew that and didn't push her to talk to her more. She called up Tenten next.
"Hello?"
"Hi! This is Ymanaka Ino! You got my invitation to my party right?"
"Yeah! At eleven at your house, right?"
"Yup! Don't be late!"
Ino didn't quite know Tenten that well, so she didn't say much to her either. They said their goodbyes politely and hung up.
The girls were all for the party. That was good. They hadn't forgotten about the event and they were all getting ready, already.
The guys, however, were a different story.
She called Sasuke first, being the Sasuke-obsessor in the first place.
"Hn," a grumpy voice answered.
"SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke held the phone away from him at arm's length.
"TODAY'S MY PARTY!!!!!!!!! COME AT ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU FORGET?????????? DID YOU GET ME A PRESENT???????"
Ino's party... Sasuke had forgotten about. Should he even go? Hm... Decisions, DECISIONS!!
"Sakura will definitely go because everyone else is going. Which means everyone will be there... including Naruto... and if I go, I CAN HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AT HUMILIATING HIM! And I can also expose that he was... screwing a telephone pole!!" Sasuke thought for a while. Then he smiled.
"Yeah, I'm going." He answered Ino.
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke again held the phone at arm's length and rolled his eyes. Geez... when will she stop yelling.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ME ANYTHING!!!!!! I JUST WANT YOU TO BE THERE!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SASUKE- KUN!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU AT ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!! I-"
Ino finally realized that the dial tone was on... and that Sasuke had hung up on her. She sighed.
"At least he's coming..." but she allowed one tear to slide down her cheek.
Next, she called Shikamaru. His dad answered and said that he was still sleeping.
"WHAT?????????"
It was nine and he was still sleeping?? So she had to call back later.
She called Chouji afterwards. He was eating breakfast at that time and he asked if Shikamaru was going. Ino could hear the chaos in his house. She proceeded to scream over them. Ino knew Shikamaru would try not to come, but she wanted everyone there, to show her parents how popular she was.
"YES."
So Chouji was coming.
Yet, that did not stop the chaos at Chouji's house.
"GIVE ME CHICKEN!!"
"OKAY!!"
"NO!!!! THE WHOLE THING!!!"
"THEN GIVE ME THE PIG YOU'RE HOARDING!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IT FIRST!!!!!!!"
"WELL I CALLED THIS CHICKEN!!!!!!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes, dear?"
"MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, dear. Here you go."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE GALLON!!!!!!!!"
"MOMMY!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes?"
"DADDY WON'T GIVE ME THE KOREAN BBQ!!!!!!!"
Chouji's ears twitched and he spontaneously yelled, "DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY KOREAN BBQ??????????? INO!!!"
"Yeah...?"
"HOLD ON PLEASE!!!!!!"
And he was gone.
Ino heard even more chaotic things happen in there. Crashes, bangs, bonks, and other sounds were heard.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! CHOUJI NII-SAN TOUCHED MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ino sweatdropped.
"I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YEAH, YOU PERVERTED FAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS REACHING OVER YOU WHILE YOU WERE LYING DOWN AND THEN YOU STARTED TO HUMP THE TURKEY AND YOUR BUTT CAME UP AND HIT MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It could be easily understood that Chouji had snapped.
More and more crashes were heard, and it was obvious that Chouji had started using his roll-up-and-spin attacks on his sister. A war had started in the Fatties' household. Ino stood there listening, dumbfounded, and then the line went dead. Apparently, the phone had been smashed to bits by the Rolly-Polly Family.
Then she made Kiba's phone ring. He had forgotten about the party. Ino again let a tear slide down her cheek.
"BUT I'LL BE THERE!!!!!! IT'S PARTAAAYY TIME AKAMARU!!!"
Ino heard barks in the background.
"NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! NOT YOU KUROMARU!!! ONLY AKAMARU!!!"
More barks.
"WHAT??????? I'M LETTING ONLY AKAMARU GO BECAUSE HE'S MY DOG!!!"
More Barks were heard.
"WHAT????????? I DON'T LIKE AKAMARU'S ASS!!!!!"
Barks again.
"AKAMARU IS MY DOG. THAT'S WHY HE'S GOING. NOT BECAUSE HE HAS A HOT ASS OR DICK..."
And Ino hung up.
Only Naruto, Neji, Shino, and Rock Lee were left. She dialed Naruto's number. Although Ino didn't want to talk to Naruto [A CROSS-DRESSER!!], she still wanted everyone there. Remember, Ino likes to be popular.
The phone rang a few times. Then it was finally picked up.
"Hm?"
Ino told Naruto about the party and how everyone was going. She rambled and rambled but Naruto finally cut her off by ...
"SNOOOORRREEE!!"
Ino got so angry she screamed into the phone until Naruto's eardrum shattered. Afterwards, Naruto quietly listened to her with no arguments.
All in all, Naruto was going to the party. Now, the question was, what will he wear??
The thought made Ino sick. But she had to finish calling people.
She called Shino next.
"Yes?"
"Hello. This is Ino. You got my invitation for my party right?"
"Yes, Kiba found it and thought it was junkmail. He stomped on it then pissed on it, I think. But my bugs fixed it up for me. It was still readable."
Ino twitched. Kiba...............
"Anyways! Come over my house at eleven!"
"Okay."
Silence...
Ino heard footsteps on the other line.
"Hey, dad," Shino said.
"Hm."
More footsteps then...
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!! SHINO!!!!!! I CAN'T HIDE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!! I CONFESS TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING I DID!!!!!!!!!!"
"....What did you do....?"
"I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR BUGS!!!!!!!!!"
Silence... and a gasp was heard.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHICH ONE???????? BOB, JOE, FRED, FATTY, PAT, CHIBI, BABY, LUCKY, SUNNY,..."
One of Ino's eyebrows went up.
Five minutes later...
"...ORVILLE, LEENA, BARNEY, LALA, PO, DIPSY, DUMMY, SMARTY,..."
The other eyebrow of Ino went up.
Another five minutes later...
"...CRAZY, BUTCH, BIGGY, SMALLY, LITTLEY, ZIPPY, ZAPPY, BIG MAN, LINK, KIRBY,..."
Ino's eyebrows went up even further.
Yet another five minutes later.
"...SPECIAL, ROBBY, DREAMY, DICK, LAURA, ROCKY, MAGGIE, OR GOOBY????????????"
"I DON'T KNOW!! COME LOOK AT THE BODY!! MAYBE YOU CAN IDENTIFY IT!!! IT WAS YOUR BUG..."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! IT DIED!!!!!!!!!! IT REALLY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ino's eyebrows twitched.
"INO!!!!!!! I HAVE TO GO!!!!!!!1 MY DAD MURDERED A BUG!!!!!! I'LL BE AT YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!! BUT I'LL BE LATE!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO HAVE A FUNERAL FOR THE DEAD ONE!!!!!!" Shino began to bawl. "MY POOR LITTLE BUGGY WUGGIES!!!!!!!"
And that was the end of that.
Ino rung up Rock Lee after Shino before Neji. She thought Neji was plain old... weird... and Lee was weirder, but that was beside the point.
"YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????? YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO KONOHA'S YOUNG AND FULL OF ENERGY PROUD GREENBEAST......."
"Hi, Thickbrows. This is Ino."
Silence.
"I invited you to my birthday party already right?"
Silence again...
Now, Ino was a very impatient person. And because of that, she tended to get out of control. But what was even worse, was that when she tried to talk to someone and got no response for a long time, her reactions were frightening. Crazy, actually. And when she is ignored by people...let's just say the Evil Witch from the Wizard of Oz can not even compare.
Ino gritted her teeth to stop her bad side from showing up and was about to calmly ask if Lee was even there when sobs were heard.
"YOU CALLED ME THICKBROWS!!! NOOOOO!!!!! IF OTHER PEOPLE THINK THAT, THAN SAKURA-SAN WILL TOO!! ::sob:: ::sob::"
"I mean... er... Lee!" Ino sweatdropped.
"No No NO!!!!! SAKURAAAAAAAA!!! ::sob::"
Ino was now very ticked off. These. IDIOTS. Were wasting her time!!
"LEE LISTEN TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SURE SAKURA FALLS IN LOVE WITH... WITH.." Ino's mind searched for someone Sakura didn't like and was Lee's rival. "NEJI! I'LL MAKE HER FALL FOR NEJI SO BAD THAT NOT EVEN SASUKE HAS A CHANCE, MUCH LESS YOU!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT MY RIVAL!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL LISTEN, I'LL LISTEN!" he continued to sob.
"And stop crying, too."
She was met with silence yet again. Then, she heard Lee clear his throat.
"Yes, Ino? What do you need to say?" Lee tried very hard to stop his cries of desperation and heartbroken-ness.
Yet, Ino was nice enough to invite him to the party.
"PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This time, it was Ino who held the phone at arm's length and rolled her eyes.
"YESS SIRREE!! I'M GOING!! SAKURA WILL BE THERE!!! I MUST PROVE MYSELF TO HER!!!!!!"
"Okay... Lee...?"
But Lee was still whooping and yelling happily on the other end.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Lee...??"
"WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Lee."
"O YEAH!!!!!!!!! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!"
"Lee!"
"ITS PARTAY TIMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yet Lee did not stop his useless and unnecessary cheering. But, then again, it was the first and foremost time that anyone had invited him to a party!!!!!! THREE CHEERS FOR THE GREAT LEE, EVERYONE!!!
Five minutes passed, and Lee finally realized that Ino was not there any more. The only sounds heard for the few quiet moments in Lee's home then and there were the clocks ticking away and the dial tone.
Of course Ino hung up the phone on Lee!! That was the only option when a loud voice was blaring through her phone, causing wine glasses in the kitchen nearby to shatter. The poor kid was so happy when he found out he was invited to a party, and then, he finally realized terrible Ino had hung up on him. The poor kid... he stood there with tears running down his cheeks and whining for Gai-sensei's wonderful... comfort...
While this was happening at Lee's house, Ino was talking to Neji.
"Yes."
"Hi. It's Ino."
"Oh. Why are you calling me?"
Neji was so different from Hinata. Too bad he wasn't as nice as her. But Ino decided not to hang up on him. She told him about the party.
"Is Tenten going?"
"Yes."
That was good for Neji. Tenten was a better friend to him than anyone else. Probably because she was the one who trained most with him. Thickbrows and Gai-sensei didn't count. They were too unique for him. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shino, Kiba, and the rest of the Rookie Nine did't count either. They weren't good enough for him. Ohhhhhhhhhh, nooooooooo. Compared to Neji, they were ants next to a... a... TURKEY! Yes, a turkey. So, Neji was the turkey, and they were the ants. But what was Tenten? Ahhhhhhh, yes. She was the chicken. She was the lovely- LOVELY??????
Neji brushed the thoughts out of his mind. No. No one was good enough to be Neji's friend. They were just... acquaintances. Tenten was just a better companion than them all.
"The Uchiha?"
"Yes."
There was a pause.
"Hinata?"
Ino stopped. She couldn't lie, but what could she say? She knew Neji hated Hinata but...
"Y-Yes..."
And Neji launched into his ten hour (yup, he lengthened it a bit) rant about the Main and Branch House.
"A MAIN HOUSE MEMBER IS GOING???"
"Y-Yeah..."
"DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE ARE TWO BRANCHES IN THE HYUUGA HOUSEHOLD?"
Ino was speechless.
"BECAUSE THE MAIN HOUSE MEMBERS ARE COWARDLY AND THEY CAN'T PROTECT THEMSELVES!! THEY KILLED MY FATHER AND YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO GO TO A PARTY WHERE A MEMBER OF THE BRANCH I HATE IS GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME IN???? YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME????? YOU'RE..."
And he went on and on and on.
"SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE YOU BLANK EYED HYUUGA!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE %&# DID YOU JUST CALL ME??????"
Now, Neji never lost his cool in any circumstance. So, you can imagine that Ino had never heard that he would ever lose his cool and she was surprised. Taken aback, as well. But this was a conversation over the phone, so she could insult him in any way she liked. She could run from him later. Meet Ino the Cowardly.
"BLANK EYED HEARTLESS WEIRD HYUUGA!!" Ino spat venom. Literally. And the poison melted part of a wall and caused a fire and ... [NO... I meant figuratively. Eh heh... Got a bit carried away...]
Neji could not believe who was talking to him. A stupid mindless I-wanna- take-over-your-body-to-do-what-I-want-you-to-do idiot!! These people were cowardly and couldn't fight their own battles!! Heck, they used other people to fight for them!!!!!!! And he, a Hyuuga, used hand-to-hand combat!! With his own body!! He got hurt himself! While these people used others bodies and never got a scratch!!! How dare she talk like that to him!!
Ino went on.
"JUST TELL ME IF YOU'RE GOING TO COME TO MY PARTY AT MY HOUSE AT ELEVEN!!"
Neji thought. Hinata would be there. He didn't like that one bit. Also, that Naruto that beat him up in the Chuunin exam was going to be there. So was this annoying Ino and her friend Sakura. And Lee. That very annoying Lee on his team!! And Sasuke... Neji had really nothing against him... but Tenten, Tenten the Wonderful was going to be there. Tenten the Great. Tenten the Strong. Tenten the Weapon Specialist. Tenten the Interesting. Tenten the Lovely... NO!! Neji would never let these thoughts take control of him. NEVER!! And yet.......
"Sure, I'll go."
And yet... that hated answer came out of his mouth.
Ino was already calling up the last person. Your reaction must be like... WHAT?? SHE CALLED EVERYONE ALREADY!!
Let's see... she called Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Sasuke, Naruto, Neij, Chouji, Lee, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru... that makes eleven. The number of people she was inviting in the first place. Who was left? Ahhh... but, my friend, you overlooked something.
"SHIKAMARU WAS ASLEEP WHEN I CALLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN THAT FREAK!!!!!!!!!!"
Ino told you the reason already. What a loud mouth.
So she called Shikamaru again.
"Hello?"
"This is Ino again. Is Shikamaru up?"
"Nope."
It was such a short answer, yet it held such big meaning to it!! Was it even possible?
"Then. WAKE. HIM. UP!!"
Shikamaru's dad, Shikato, was too tired to deal with crazy girls in the morning. Especially when they were bossy.
"Okay! Okay! I will wake him up! How troublesome..."
It took at least five minutes to wake the lazy bum up. And when he finally got up, he fell asleep walking in the hallways. So Shikato, the poor father, had to carry him over to the phone so he would not have to wake him up multiple times in the hallways over and over again. Shikato set his son in a chair and woke him up by pounding on his head ten times. Shikamaru finally woke up, with a huge bump on his head. He began to talk to Ino after much commotion to pick up the phone (Shikamaru thought it was too troublesome to pick a phone up).
As Shikato walked back to his bedroom through the halls of his house, he fell asleep. Hey, what can I say? Like father like son? Or like son like father?........
Back to the lazy bum junior.
"Heyyy..." Shikamaru's voice slurred. He was so tired.
"SHIKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU DRUNK!!!!!!!!!?????????????"
Funny, he thought it was too troublesome to pick up a phone, but not too troublesome to put the phone at arm's length and roll his eyes.
"No I'm not. Just tired."
"Oh... okay... but you sound like you're drunk..."
"Why did you call me?"
"OH YEAH! MY BDAY IS TODAY AND SO IS THE PARTY!"
"I'm not going."
"WHAT??????? YOU HAVE TO!!!!!!"
"No. I want to sleep."
"SHIKAMARU! IF YOU DON'T COME I'LL KILL YOU."
"Uh huh."
"I WILL!!"
"Bye Ino." He was about to put the phone down when...
"WAAAIIITTTT!!!!!!"
Shikamaru may be lazy, but he's not cruel.
"What."
"I'll play shougi or go with you!"
"No."
"TWO GAMES!!!!!!"
"No. You're not any good."
Ino pouted.
"So?"
Shikamaru smiled. Ino was funny when she pouted... maybe even... cute? Nah. But half of him thought so. Yes, the other half didn't think so. Shikamaru sighed. It was all too troublesome to think about. He wanted to go back to sleep. But he couldn't unless he got Ino off his back. Either he A) hung up on him, B) pulled the phone's wire out, or C) agree to go to the party. Choices A and B were out. He wasn't a meanie. So he had to go. But that would mean more troublesome things. He could go there and sleep on the couch. But that would make Ino mad.
'But Ino is cute when she's mad!' The weird part of him said. And that's when he decided.
"Whatever. I'll go. And you won't owe me anything since it's your B-day."
"YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GO SHIKA SHIKA! GO SHIKA SHIKA!"
Again, Shikamaru held the phone at arm's length. Ino's voice was so loud.
"Okay. I'm going back to bed."
"OKAY! SHIKAMARUUUU!! I LO- ERRR... - LOVE YOU AS A TEMMATE!!!!!!! BYE BYE!!!!!!!!"
And that was that.
Ino put down the phone. She was done!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
"Ahhhhhh......... now, I just have to wake up mom and dad and get the preparations started!!!!" Ino would make sure everyone had fun. Even Sakura the Wide-Foreheaded. Even Neji the Cold. Even Sasuke her Beloved. Yes. Everyone.
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Wow... that was....... really really long...... Mostly dialogue.... Did you like it? Eh heh... review please. OR I SHALL END THIS STORY RIGHT HERE!! Just kidding Love you people lots! BUH-BYE!!!!!!!
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Phone Calls
After yesterday's tiresome disaster at Bob's Hop Submarine Shop, everyone slept peacefully in their beds, glad for the silent and comfortable atmosphere in each of their rooms. Even Aladdin and Abu did [that's not their real names]. Aladdin had given up looking from the "hottie" that had destroyed the Sub Shop. There were so many of those people. But morning came and interrupted their rest. And the only event remembered was what had happened the previous day. Sadly, everyone forgot that today, on this wonderful and bright morning, was Ino's birthday and party. Ino called up everybody bright and early at nine to remind them of it.
First, she called the girls.
"HEYYY!!! SAKURA!!!!"
"Hey..."
"The party is today!!"
"I know, Ino-pig-chan."
"WHAT??? OOOPS! I mean......"
"You heard me," Sakura said all too calmly.
As you can see from this text, Sakura is definitely not a morning person. In the morning, she is rendered a zombie and moans and groans like one. Even her mother and father stay away from her in the morning. Believe me, they know how Sakura can get in the morning if you tamper with her temper. (Tamper, Temper... GET IT? ........ oh.... Eh heh... -.-;;) Luckily, Ino knew this as well. They hadn't been best friends for nothing.
"I mean, come to my house at eleven today! We'll have fun."
"Mmm Hmm.."
They said their goodbyes and Ino hung up quickly, sweating profusely.
"Whoa... WHOA!! That was too damn close to pissing her off. TOO CLOSE!!"
Ino shuddered. She took some deep breaths and calmed herself. Then, she dialed Hinata.
"Hello? Hyuuga Main House Residence."
"HI-NA-TA! It's Ino!"
"Oh..! Hello, Ino-chan..."
"Today's my party!! I just called to remind you!"
"Okay. I'll be there."
They said their goodbyes and hung up. Hinata wasn't much of a conversationalist. Ino knew that and didn't push her to talk to her more. She called up Tenten next.
"Hello?"
"Hi! This is Ymanaka Ino! You got my invitation to my party right?"
"Yeah! At eleven at your house, right?"
"Yup! Don't be late!"
Ino didn't quite know Tenten that well, so she didn't say much to her either. They said their goodbyes politely and hung up.
The girls were all for the party. That was good. They hadn't forgotten about the event and they were all getting ready, already.
The guys, however, were a different story.
She called Sasuke first, being the Sasuke-obsessor in the first place.
"Hn," a grumpy voice answered.
"SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke held the phone away from him at arm's length.
"TODAY'S MY PARTY!!!!!!!!! COME AT ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU FORGET?????????? DID YOU GET ME A PRESENT???????"
Ino's party... Sasuke had forgotten about. Should he even go? Hm... Decisions, DECISIONS!!
"Sakura will definitely go because everyone else is going. Which means everyone will be there... including Naruto... and if I go, I CAN HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AT HUMILIATING HIM! And I can also expose that he was... screwing a telephone pole!!" Sasuke thought for a while. Then he smiled.
"Yeah, I'm going." He answered Ino.
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke again held the phone at arm's length and rolled his eyes. Geez... when will she stop yelling.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ME ANYTHING!!!!!! I JUST WANT YOU TO BE THERE!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SASUKE- KUN!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU AT ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!! I-"
Ino finally realized that the dial tone was on... and that Sasuke had hung up on her. She sighed.
"At least he's coming..." but she allowed one tear to slide down her cheek.
Next, she called Shikamaru. His dad answered and said that he was still sleeping.
"WHAT?????????"
It was nine and he was still sleeping?? So she had to call back later.
She called Chouji afterwards. He was eating breakfast at that time and he asked if Shikamaru was going. Ino could hear the chaos in his house. She proceeded to scream over them. Ino knew Shikamaru would try not to come, but she wanted everyone there, to show her parents how popular she was.
"YES."
So Chouji was coming.
Yet, that did not stop the chaos at Chouji's house.
"GIVE ME CHICKEN!!"
"OKAY!!"
"NO!!!! THE WHOLE THING!!!"
"THEN GIVE ME THE PIG YOU'RE HOARDING!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IT FIRST!!!!!!!"
"WELL I CALLED THIS CHICKEN!!!!!!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes, dear?"
"MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, dear. Here you go."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE GALLON!!!!!!!!"
"MOMMY!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes?"
"DADDY WON'T GIVE ME THE KOREAN BBQ!!!!!!!"
Chouji's ears twitched and he spontaneously yelled, "DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY KOREAN BBQ??????????? INO!!!"
"Yeah...?"
"HOLD ON PLEASE!!!!!!"
And he was gone.
Ino heard even more chaotic things happen in there. Crashes, bangs, bonks, and other sounds were heard.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! CHOUJI NII-SAN TOUCHED MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ino sweatdropped.
"I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YEAH, YOU PERVERTED FAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS REACHING OVER YOU WHILE YOU WERE LYING DOWN AND THEN YOU STARTED TO HUMP THE TURKEY AND YOUR BUTT CAME UP AND HIT MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It could be easily understood that Chouji had snapped.
More and more crashes were heard, and it was obvious that Chouji had started using his roll-up-and-spin attacks on his sister. A war had started in the Fatties' household. Ino stood there listening, dumbfounded, and then the line went dead. Apparently, the phone had been smashed to bits by the Rolly-Polly Family.
Then she made Kiba's phone ring. He had forgotten about the party. Ino again let a tear slide down her cheek.
"BUT I'LL BE THERE!!!!!! IT'S PARTAAAYY TIME AKAMARU!!!"
Ino heard barks in the background.
"NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! NOT YOU KUROMARU!!! ONLY AKAMARU!!!"
More barks.
"WHAT??????? I'M LETTING ONLY AKAMARU GO BECAUSE HE'S MY DOG!!!"
More Barks were heard.
"WHAT????????? I DON'T LIKE AKAMARU'S ASS!!!!!"
Barks again.
"AKAMARU IS MY DOG. THAT'S WHY HE'S GOING. NOT BECAUSE HE HAS A HOT ASS OR DICK..."
And Ino hung up.
Only Naruto, Neji, Shino, and Rock Lee were left. She dialed Naruto's number. Although Ino didn't want to talk to Naruto [A CROSS-DRESSER!!], she still wanted everyone there. Remember, Ino likes to be popular.
The phone rang a few times. Then it was finally picked up.
"Hm?"
Ino told Naruto about the party and how everyone was going. She rambled and rambled but Naruto finally cut her off by ...
"SNOOOORRREEE!!"
Ino got so angry she screamed into the phone until Naruto's eardrum shattered. Afterwards, Naruto quietly listened to her with no arguments.
All in all, Naruto was going to the party. Now, the question was, what will he wear??
The thought made Ino sick. But she had to finish calling people.
She called Shino next.
"Yes?"
"Hello. This is Ino. You got my invitation for my party right?"
"Yes, Kiba found it and thought it was junkmail. He stomped on it then pissed on it, I think. But my bugs fixed it up for me. It was still readable."
Ino twitched. Kiba...............
"Anyways! Come over my house at eleven!"
"Okay."
Silence...
Ino heard footsteps on the other line.
"Hey, dad," Shino said.
"Hm."
More footsteps then...
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!! SHINO!!!!!! I CAN'T HIDE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!! I CONFESS TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING I DID!!!!!!!!!!"
"....What did you do....?"
"I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR BUGS!!!!!!!!!"
Silence... and a gasp was heard.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHICH ONE???????? BOB, JOE, FRED, FATTY, PAT, CHIBI, BABY, LUCKY, SUNNY,..."
One of Ino's eyebrows went up.
Five minutes later...
"...ORVILLE, LEENA, BARNEY, LALA, PO, DIPSY, DUMMY, SMARTY,..."
The other eyebrow of Ino went up.
Another five minutes later...
"...CRAZY, BUTCH, BIGGY, SMALLY, LITTLEY, ZIPPY, ZAPPY, BIG MAN, LINK, KIRBY,..."
Ino's eyebrows went up even further.
Yet another five minutes later.
"...SPECIAL, ROBBY, DREAMY, DICK, LAURA, ROCKY, MAGGIE, OR GOOBY????????????"
"I DON'T KNOW!! COME LOOK AT THE BODY!! MAYBE YOU CAN IDENTIFY IT!!! IT WAS YOUR BUG..."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! IT DIED!!!!!!!!!! IT REALLY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ino's eyebrows twitched.
"INO!!!!!!! I HAVE TO GO!!!!!!!1 MY DAD MURDERED A BUG!!!!!! I'LL BE AT YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!! BUT I'LL BE LATE!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO HAVE A FUNERAL FOR THE DEAD ONE!!!!!!" Shino began to bawl. "MY POOR LITTLE BUGGY WUGGIES!!!!!!!"
And that was the end of that.
Ino rung up Rock Lee after Shino before Neji. She thought Neji was plain old... weird... and Lee was weirder, but that was beside the point.
"YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????? YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO KONOHA'S YOUNG AND FULL OF ENERGY PROUD GREENBEAST......."
"Hi, Thickbrows. This is Ino."
Silence.
"I invited you to my birthday party already right?"
Silence again...
Now, Ino was a very impatient person. And because of that, she tended to get out of control. But what was even worse, was that when she tried to talk to someone and got no response for a long time, her reactions were frightening. Crazy, actually. And when she is ignored by people...let's just say the Evil Witch from the Wizard of Oz can not even compare.
Ino gritted her teeth to stop her bad side from showing up and was about to calmly ask if Lee was even there when sobs were heard.
"YOU CALLED ME THICKBROWS!!! NOOOOO!!!!! IF OTHER PEOPLE THINK THAT, THAN SAKURA-SAN WILL TOO!! ::sob:: ::sob::"
"I mean... er... Lee!" Ino sweatdropped.
"No No NO!!!!! SAKURAAAAAAAA!!! ::sob::"
Ino was now very ticked off. These. IDIOTS. Were wasting her time!!
"LEE LISTEN TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SURE SAKURA FALLS IN LOVE WITH... WITH.." Ino's mind searched for someone Sakura didn't like and was Lee's rival. "NEJI! I'LL MAKE HER FALL FOR NEJI SO BAD THAT NOT EVEN SASUKE HAS A CHANCE, MUCH LESS YOU!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT MY RIVAL!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL LISTEN, I'LL LISTEN!" he continued to sob.
"And stop crying, too."
She was met with silence yet again. Then, she heard Lee clear his throat.
"Yes, Ino? What do you need to say?" Lee tried very hard to stop his cries of desperation and heartbroken-ness.
Yet, Ino was nice enough to invite him to the party.
"PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This time, it was Ino who held the phone at arm's length and rolled her eyes.
"YESS SIRREE!! I'M GOING!! SAKURA WILL BE THERE!!! I MUST PROVE MYSELF TO HER!!!!!!"
"Okay... Lee...?"
But Lee was still whooping and yelling happily on the other end.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Lee...??"
"WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Lee."
"O YEAH!!!!!!!!! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!"
"Lee!"
"ITS PARTAY TIMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yet Lee did not stop his useless and unnecessary cheering. But, then again, it was the first and foremost time that anyone had invited him to a party!!!!!! THREE CHEERS FOR THE GREAT LEE, EVERYONE!!!
Five minutes passed, and Lee finally realized that Ino was not there any more. The only sounds heard for the few quiet moments in Lee's home then and there were the clocks ticking away and the dial tone.
Of course Ino hung up the phone on Lee!! That was the only option when a loud voice was blaring through her phone, causing wine glasses in the kitchen nearby to shatter. The poor kid was so happy when he found out he was invited to a party, and then, he finally realized terrible Ino had hung up on him. The poor kid... he stood there with tears running down his cheeks and whining for Gai-sensei's wonderful... comfort...
While this was happening at Lee's house, Ino was talking to Neji.
"Yes."
"Hi. It's Ino."
"Oh. Why are you calling me?"
Neji was so different from Hinata. Too bad he wasn't as nice as her. But Ino decided not to hang up on him. She told him about the party.
"Is Tenten going?"
"Yes."
That was good for Neji. Tenten was a better friend to him than anyone else. Probably because she was the one who trained most with him. Thickbrows and Gai-sensei didn't count. They were too unique for him. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shino, Kiba, and the rest of the Rookie Nine did't count either. They weren't good enough for him. Ohhhhhhhhhh, nooooooooo. Compared to Neji, they were ants next to a... a... TURKEY! Yes, a turkey. So, Neji was the turkey, and they were the ants. But what was Tenten? Ahhhhhhh, yes. She was the chicken. She was the lovely- LOVELY??????
Neji brushed the thoughts out of his mind. No. No one was good enough to be Neji's friend. They were just... acquaintances. Tenten was just a better companion than them all.
"The Uchiha?"
"Yes."
There was a pause.
"Hinata?"
Ino stopped. She couldn't lie, but what could she say? She knew Neji hated Hinata but...
"Y-Yes..."
And Neji launched into his ten hour (yup, he lengthened it a bit) rant about the Main and Branch House.
"A MAIN HOUSE MEMBER IS GOING???"
"Y-Yeah..."
"DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE ARE TWO BRANCHES IN THE HYUUGA HOUSEHOLD?"
Ino was speechless.
"BECAUSE THE MAIN HOUSE MEMBERS ARE COWARDLY AND THEY CAN'T PROTECT THEMSELVES!! THEY KILLED MY FATHER AND YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO GO TO A PARTY WHERE A MEMBER OF THE BRANCH I HATE IS GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME IN???? YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME????? YOU'RE..."
And he went on and on and on.
"SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE YOU BLANK EYED HYUUGA!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE %&# DID YOU JUST CALL ME??????"
Now, Neji never lost his cool in any circumstance. So, you can imagine that Ino had never heard that he would ever lose his cool and she was surprised. Taken aback, as well. But this was a conversation over the phone, so she could insult him in any way she liked. She could run from him later. Meet Ino the Cowardly.
"BLANK EYED HEARTLESS WEIRD HYUUGA!!" Ino spat venom. Literally. And the poison melted part of a wall and caused a fire and ... [NO... I meant figuratively. Eh heh... Got a bit carried away...]
Neji could not believe who was talking to him. A stupid mindless I-wanna- take-over-your-body-to-do-what-I-want-you-to-do idiot!! These people were cowardly and couldn't fight their own battles!! Heck, they used other people to fight for them!!!!!!! And he, a Hyuuga, used hand-to-hand combat!! With his own body!! He got hurt himself! While these people used others bodies and never got a scratch!!! How dare she talk like that to him!!
Ino went on.
"JUST TELL ME IF YOU'RE GOING TO COME TO MY PARTY AT MY HOUSE AT ELEVEN!!"
Neji thought. Hinata would be there. He didn't like that one bit. Also, that Naruto that beat him up in the Chuunin exam was going to be there. So was this annoying Ino and her friend Sakura. And Lee. That very annoying Lee on his team!! And Sasuke... Neji had really nothing against him... but Tenten, Tenten the Wonderful was going to be there. Tenten the Great. Tenten the Strong. Tenten the Weapon Specialist. Tenten the Interesting. Tenten the Lovely... NO!! Neji would never let these thoughts take control of him. NEVER!! And yet.......
"Sure, I'll go."
And yet... that hated answer came out of his mouth.
Ino was already calling up the last person. Your reaction must be like... WHAT?? SHE CALLED EVERYONE ALREADY!!
Let's see... she called Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Sasuke, Naruto, Neij, Chouji, Lee, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru... that makes eleven. The number of people she was inviting in the first place. Who was left? Ahhh... but, my friend, you overlooked something.
"SHIKAMARU WAS ASLEEP WHEN I CALLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN THAT FREAK!!!!!!!!!!"
Ino told you the reason already. What a loud mouth.
So she called Shikamaru again.
"Hello?"
"This is Ino again. Is Shikamaru up?"
"Nope."
It was such a short answer, yet it held such big meaning to it!! Was it even possible?
"Then. WAKE. HIM. UP!!"
Shikamaru's dad, Shikato, was too tired to deal with crazy girls in the morning. Especially when they were bossy.
"Okay! Okay! I will wake him up! How troublesome..."
It took at least five minutes to wake the lazy bum up. And when he finally got up, he fell asleep walking in the hallways. So Shikato, the poor father, had to carry him over to the phone so he would not have to wake him up multiple times in the hallways over and over again. Shikato set his son in a chair and woke him up by pounding on his head ten times. Shikamaru finally woke up, with a huge bump on his head. He began to talk to Ino after much commotion to pick up the phone (Shikamaru thought it was too troublesome to pick a phone up).
As Shikato walked back to his bedroom through the halls of his house, he fell asleep. Hey, what can I say? Like father like son? Or like son like father?........
Back to the lazy bum junior.
"Heyyy..." Shikamaru's voice slurred. He was so tired.
"SHIKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU DRUNK!!!!!!!!!?????????????"
Funny, he thought it was too troublesome to pick up a phone, but not too troublesome to put the phone at arm's length and roll his eyes.
"No I'm not. Just tired."
"Oh... okay... but you sound like you're drunk..."
"Why did you call me?"
"OH YEAH! MY BDAY IS TODAY AND SO IS THE PARTY!"
"I'm not going."
"WHAT??????? YOU HAVE TO!!!!!!"
"No. I want to sleep."
"SHIKAMARU! IF YOU DON'T COME I'LL KILL YOU."
"Uh huh."
"I WILL!!"
"Bye Ino." He was about to put the phone down when...
"WAAAIIITTTT!!!!!!"
Shikamaru may be lazy, but he's not cruel.
"What."
"I'll play shougi or go with you!"
"No."
"TWO GAMES!!!!!!"
"No. You're not any good."
Ino pouted.
"So?"
Shikamaru smiled. Ino was funny when she pouted... maybe even... cute? Nah. But half of him thought so. Yes, the other half didn't think so. Shikamaru sighed. It was all too troublesome to think about. He wanted to go back to sleep. But he couldn't unless he got Ino off his back. Either he A) hung up on him, B) pulled the phone's wire out, or C) agree to go to the party. Choices A and B were out. He wasn't a meanie. So he had to go. But that would mean more troublesome things. He could go there and sleep on the couch. But that would make Ino mad.
'But Ino is cute when she's mad!' The weird part of him said. And that's when he decided.
"Whatever. I'll go. And you won't owe me anything since it's your B-day."
"YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GO SHIKA SHIKA! GO SHIKA SHIKA!"
Again, Shikamaru held the phone at arm's length. Ino's voice was so loud.
"Okay. I'm going back to bed."
"OKAY! SHIKAMARUUUU!! I LO- ERRR... - LOVE YOU AS A TEMMATE!!!!!!! BYE BYE!!!!!!!!"
And that was that.
Ino put down the phone. She was done!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
"Ahhhhhh......... now, I just have to wake up mom and dad and get the preparations started!!!!" Ino would make sure everyone had fun. Even Sakura the Wide-Foreheaded. Even Neji the Cold. Even Sasuke her Beloved. Yes. Everyone.
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Wow... that was....... really really long...... Mostly dialogue.... Did you like it? Eh heh... review please. OR I SHALL END THIS STORY RIGHT HERE!! Just kidding Love you people lots! BUH-BYE!!!!!!!
