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Failure
It was eleven o'clock. Ino was getting impatient. WHERE WAS EVERYONE?? But she didn't need to complain. For strolling down the lane was... WAS!...
Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten. They all had presents for Ino. Ino grumbled a bit. She wanted Sasuke to be first.
After the girls were Naruto, Rock Lee, and Kiba, the hyperactive ones. They also had presents, although they were smaller. They danced around shouting things like, "IT'S PARTY TIMMMEEE!!!!!!!!"
As they neared Ino, she suddenly gasped. Lee and Kiba were dressed normally but... Naruto. NARUTO! He was wearing a pink shirt!! And it had a huge flower on it... and it was from ABERCROMBIE!! The hell??
As soon as they reached Ino's house, they saw that Ino's left eyebrow was twitching violently.
"What?" Kiba asked.
"Yeah, what?" Lee and Naruto asked.
"Naruto.... Your shirt....."
He looked down and finally remembered what he was wearing.
"Oh, this. This is my favorite shirt!! I wear it all the time!!"
"But... not in public right?" Ino's eyebrow was still twitching madly.
"Is there something wrong with it?" Naruto questioned stupidly.
"OF COURSE, DAMMIT!!!! YOU'RE A GUY WEARING A GIRL'S SHIRT!!"
"Sooooo??????"
Three curious girls glanced around Ino to see what was happening.
Sakura gasped and raised her arms, as if to protect herself.
Tenten gasped and ran back into the house.
And Hinata... poor Hinata. Her beloved was a weirdo [REMEMBER THAT SHE DOES NOT KNOW THAT HE IS A CROWW DRESSER! SHE WASN'T WITH THE GROUP THAT DAY WHEN NARUTO'S SECRET WAS REVEALED.]
Hinata was so surprised... and sad. Her father would DEFINITELY not allow her to marry Naruto if he saw him now. Yet, she still smiled at him.
"Th-that's a.. a ni-nice sh... shirt... I mean..." she ran back into the house crying. Poor girl.
"YOU MADE HER CRY!!!!!! I DO NOT ALLOW YOU INTO MY HOUSE NOW!!!!"
"WHAT???? I'LL DO ANYTHING! LET ME IN!!!!!!!"
"NO!"
"PLEASE!!!!!!!! I'LL... TAKE OFF MY SHIRT!!!!! YOU DON'T LIKE IT RIGHT????"
Ino twitched. Then she grabbed the closest thing to her, an umbrella, and whacked Naruto to kingdom come. She would not have a half naked guy in her house. Nooooooooo way. Then she picked up Naruto and tossed him into the living room, where Lee and Kiba examined him, whispering quietly and leaning over him.
Then Sasuke came. He didn't have a present for Ino because he didn't care and she said that only his presence would be necessary.
Then Neji came. He had an envelope for Ino as his present to her.
Then three people appeared in the horizon. It was...
GAARA, TEMARI, AND KANKURO!!!!!
"WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING HERE?? I DIDN'T INVITE YOU!!!!!!!!"
"Naruto told us of the party. We wanted to come too," Gaara said flatly.
"WHAT???"
"Are you saying you are going against me?" Gaara asked.
Ino was scared. She knew of Gaara's power. And she did not want anyone to be killed at her party.
"N-n-no... c-come r-r-ri-right i-in..."
So now she had three uninvited people. That was okay. At least, Ino hoped it would be.
Everyone hung around in Ino's living room, waiting for Shino, Shikamaru, and Chouji. Twenty minutes passed and everyone became impatient. So Ino's party started then.
Ino already had all the food out in the dining room. The X Box, Playstation, DDR, and all her other games were in the living room. Kiba, Naruto, Lee, Tenten, Sasuke, Sakura, and Ino were all playing games like Super Smash Brothers when Shino, Shikamaru, and Chouji arrived. They were an hour late. Their reasons for their tardiness were simple explanations.
"I was asleep."
"I wanted to come with Shikamaru."
"I needed to attend a funeral for my friend."
Shino's explanation stirred things up a bit.
"I'm so sorry Shino!!"
"Who died??"
"I'll mourn with you."
"Were you two close?"
And etc. etc. But Shino chose to remain silent. No one cared about bugs anymore. Only the Aburame clan did. ::sniff::
-----An hour later-----
So far, Ino's party was a blast. Chouji had kept himself from eating all the food and everyone was having fun. Ino was a very, very happy girl. But there was one problem. They had played every "fun" game that Ino had on her X box, Playstation and etc. And now the games were becoming boring. Everyone started to complain.
"Super Smash Bros again??????"
"UGH!! I'm sick of that game."
"Same here. Ino, don't you have other games?"
"Well,......... yeah....... But...... they're not fun."
"SO WHAT?? BRING THEM OUT!!!" the majority yelled.
Ino sweatdropped and took out her last game. Mario Tennis.
"MARIO TENNIS????????? THAT'S A GAY GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!"
"SO INSTEAD OF DOING THAT, LET'S SING A SONG!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled.
Instinctively, Sasuke covered his ears. He knew what was coming, unlike the others.
"LET'S SING...... um... what will we sing?...................... I KNOW!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto opened his mouth and sucked in air to begin his song. But just as he was about to let it all out, Sakura grabbed him, clapped a hand over his mouth, then punched him.
"IDIOT!!!!!!!! THIS IS A PARTY!!!!!!!! NOT A CHOIR CLASS!!!!!!!!!!"
"But...." Naruto weakly replied.
"BRING THE MARIO TENNIS OUT!!!!!!!"
"But it's so stupid. And pointless. And not interesting," Kiba retorted.
"So what? I'm tired of all the other games. Let's play this one. It'll be fun!!" Tenten stated.
Everyone was hesitant to play the outdated game, but they all decided to try it.
So, it was decided that they were going to play one-on-one matches instead of two-on-two. Surprisingly, SASUKE AND NARUTO WERE TO PLAY AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Sasuke smirked. It was the perfect chance to beat the shit out of Naruto. They began to choose the characters they would be for the match. However, Sasuke was eating pink strawberry ice cream at the time, so Lee was helping Sasuke choose. In short, Sasuke ate ice cream while Lee did all the thumb and finger work that was needed to chose the character for Sasuke.
"What do you want to be Sasuke?"
Sasuke watched as Lee went through the characters one by one.
"Hmmmm.... I could be Luigi. Or Mario... or..."
Then Lee came across the character Sasuke wanted with all his heart, soul, mind, and body.
"No... that's a bad one to be.... go to the next ones," Tenten said.
Lee continued going through the characters.
"Stop it."
"What did you say, Sasuke?"
"STOP IT. I want to be that character!!!"
"You mean.... This?" Lee went back to the character that Tenten had labeled as "a bad one".
"Yes."
Everybody's eyebrows went up. Even Gaara who had no eyebrows.
"What....?" They asked.
"THIS IS A TERRIBLE ONE!!!!!!!! IT'S WEAK AND IT LOOKS STUPID AND...." Temari was cut off.
Sasuke had already grabbed the remote and chosen his "person" that would play tennis.
The game began.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING SASUKE??????? WHY THAT ONE???????"
The character he had chosen was.... was........
.........................BIRDO............
Birdo, the hot pink duck-like animal that was weak and stupid. I mean, even Peach was better than Birdo!
"WHY BIRDO!!!!!???????" Naruto yelled. "I DON'T WANNA GO UP AGAINST A WEAKLING!!!!!!!"
"Shut up. You were the one that chose Peach."
Everyone looked at the screen. NARUTO DID CHOOSE PEACH!!!!!! Everyone then started to rant and scold Naruto for picking Peach the Princess.
Sasuke saw his perfect chance to humiliate him.
"Why did you choose Peach? You wanna be a girl?"
"NO!... I chose her because...because... I JUST CHOSE HER ALRIGHT??"
Sasuke smirked.
"Baka..."
"WHO'S THE BAKA?? YOU CHOSE BIRDO!"
Naruto pointed defiantly at the screen.
Now, why did the guys choose the characters they chose? Of course, Sasuke chose Birdo for her color, hot pink. The same color as his diary, toothbrush, pencils, pens, bathroom, towel, bed sheets, pillows, calculator, alarm clock, playing cards, and blah blah blah.
But why did Naruto choose Peach? The answer was that he wanted to be like her. Her pretty dresses, skirts, shirts, shoes, socks, earrings, jewelry, bags, and blah blah blah were what Naruto wanted badly. He wanted to be a princess. He wished for it so badly, he would even be the Mario whatever character he idolized and was so jealous about. He was that desperate. He wanted his "Prince Charming" to come one day and light up his word. He wished and wanted... but he was what? A GUY! Why couldn't he be born into royalty and as a princess? Naruto hated fate. It decided those things. He was almost like Neji, in a way.
"One day my prince will come...." Naruto hummed silently to himself as the game heated up (if a Mario Tennis game can actually heat up...).
He also idolized who else, but Snow White, Cinderella, and all the other make-believe princesses that waited patiently for the love of their life to come. "How much patience do they have?" Naruto always wondered.
But back to the story.
Sasuke (Birdo) and Naruto (Peach) played one-on-one. It was a rather interesting game. Naruto's hits were fast and had orange or blue streaks trailing behind while, on the other hand, Sasuke was... let's just say, he wasn't hitting as well. His hits had no power whatsoever and had no streaks trailing behind. Peach (Naruto) was in the lead because she (he) made Birdo (Sasuke) dive for the ball a lot. But Birdo was one of those poorly made or created characters that were just weird. Birdo tumbled a lot more than other characters when diving for the ball and that, could be a problem. Consequently, poor Sasuke who had never played Mario Tennis in his life, was basically, LOSING.
Sasuke didn't even know how to serve! He just pressed random buttons on his remote and let the ball go anywhere. Luckily, everyone was staring at the screen, and not him, or they would have seen him frowning, making his fingers go mad, and forming curses with his mouth. Sasuke was very, very bad at Mario Tennis, the most easiest and boring and gay and stupid game to ever be created. Sasuke was very, very pissed off.
There were a lot of deuces and most of them happened because Sasuke did something plain old weird. Sasuke was starting to hate himself for not buying Nintendo games such as these. He had always made himself believe he was so much better than all of the people who played games such as these and yet, he was losing to Naruto!!! He cursed whenever Birdo tumbled or didn't get the ball. He cursed himself for not playing these games to gain skills because he had no skill in Mario Tennis at all. He never even knew there was such a game. He had thought they were all too low down for him.
Again and again, Birdo (Sasuke) messed up hard. The game seemed nice enough to even make those deuces. Naruto's power hits were the worst for Sasuke. They were faster than his own, and they were harder to hit (for Sasuke I mean). He tumbled too many a time, diving for the tennis ball. And the game lasted forever.
An hour later, they were still playing. Everyone had already stopped watching and cheering and booing and had gone to eating, chatting, and playing other games (mainly board games). Shikamaru was sleeping on the couch while Ino was trying to wake him up. The other girls were playing Sorry. Lee, Kiba, and Kankuro were playing Monopoly. Gaara was watching Lee, Kiba, and Kankuro play. Neji was watching Tenten out of the corner of his eye while pretending to be interested in the Monopoly game. Shino was watching a spider. Chouji was sitting next to Shikamaru, munching on his own food, happily. They were all having fun. Sauske was not.
Finally, after ten more minutes, the game ended.
"YAYYY!! That was fun!" Naruto commented.
Sasuke's eyebrows were twitching dangerously. He had...
...........lost to Naruto......
Sasuke was very, very angry at himself. He sucked at Mario Tennis. He had lost to that Naruto. He had proven that Naruto was better than him when it came to video games. He had lost to Naruto. He didn't get his revenge on Naruto. He had lost to him. HIM. The most obnoxious, loud, and stupid ninja there ever was. And he hated himself. He really did. But what could he do? He had lost to that. THAT UZUMAKI NARUTO!!!!!!
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke yelled.
Everyone looked over to him.
"THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!! NARUTO, WE'RE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone twitched. Sasuke was losing his cool.
"Nope."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY NARUTO?????"
"Nope. You lost to me in Mario Tennis, the most gay, stupid, and pointless game ever made. You're an idiot for losing to me in that game. I never even played it before."
Sasuke was mad. He had never played the game, either! AND HE HAD LOST TO NARUTO!! AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME PLAYING, TOO!!! Sasuke was very, very depressed. This day was just rotten bad. But what could he do? He couldn't destroy Ino's house like what he had done to the sub shop. So he let his anger seethe in him. He would plan and hit Naruto with all he had.
He was the cat. Naruto was the mouse. But what Sasuke didn't know and think about, was that sometimes, the "stupid mouse" was just the opposite. It could be more clever than the cat in its own ways.
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Whoa! The ending had some sort of moral to it... whoa... I didn't really plan that though... It's kinda like don't underestimate your enemy, right? LOL.
Well that's it for now!! I'm tired. It's too early in the morning. =.=" But, hopefully you enjoyed the chapter! To review or not to review? That is the question. Hmmm... review. =D
