The eighth chapter!! Heh... Well, anyways... Um.. o yeah! If there are any problems with spelling or grammar then SORRY! I went through my other chapters and found a few error here and there. Like "secong" instead of "second" BLAHHHH... sucks. Even though Word 2003 is really good and I proofread, I still have mistakes. Dammit. And I don't want to re-upload the story...

Make sure you read the other part of this at the end of the chapter (author's note) because I have this voting thing... O.O" Try to answer!

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insert catchy name here: EMAIL IT TO ME! Heh heh... yeah I wanna see it. Maybe I'll even add Sasuke in that apron in this story! Maybe this chapter!! Hmm.. go to the end for my email ok? I'll put it down there.

ookami-kun: Just telling you I didn't make all this up. IT REALLY HAPPENED!! Just Kiddin'. A lot of the ideas were from or made by my friends. The "pink yogurt" idea was made by me, but my friend named it and furnished the idea up even more. So do not give Credit all to me!! Thanks!!

PuNkRoCkBuNnY182: GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SO SORRY!! I THOUGHT NO ONE PLAYED WITH BIRDO!!! Me and my stupid assumptions... let's just keep it at Sasuke playing with Birdo is stupid okay?? Peace!!! ::bows 500 times:: SO SORRY!!!!!!!!

THANKS FOR REVIEWING PEOPLE!!!!

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Disclaimer: all names and characters used are not mine. Thank you very much and don't sue me for claiming them as mine. BECAUSE I'M NOT!!

Claimer: STORY IS MINE!! ALL IDEAS STOLEN/USED BY OTHERS WILL BE SERVERELY PUNISHED!!!

Sorry, I feel hyper today =DDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooo... enjoy the chapter!!!

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Planning Ahead

Sasuke woke up early the next morning after the party. He took a shower in his pink bathroom before doing anything else. Afterwards, he brushed his teeth, washed his face with his Hello Kitty towel and headed back to his room. He wasn't that hungry yet, so he decided not to eat.

Yesterday, after his match with Naruto with the Mario Tennis, Sasuke had sat there, sulking, on the sofa with white eyes and eyebrows that twitched at 200 miles per hour. Clearly, he did not have fun at all at the party. Only in the beginning. The memory of Naruto beating him made him very, very angry. And it was forever burned into his memory.

Sasuke sat down at his desk, thinking over yesterday, and opened his Hello Kitty diary. He read what he wrote that day when Naruto had made fun of his precious yogurt.

The Day When I was Humiliated By Dobe...

I'll get my revenge on Naruto!!!!! You know what he did today???? HE INSULTED MY FAVORITE FOOD!!! My precious pink yogurt!! I hate him!! I feel like crying so badly!!! WHEN DID HE GET PERVERTED ENOUGH TO MAKE UP THAT... THAT... HORRIBLE STORY!!!??? Maybe from that person he calls Ero-sennin. I'LL KILL BOTH OF THEM!!! BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhh, yeesss. Revenge. Revenge... HAHAHAHHAHAHA yes, I WILL get back at Naruto. I WILL make Naruto look like a fool! AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! What I would give to see Naruto humiliated!!!!!! Naruto WILL feel worse than I did today. 100 times worse... MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Ohhhh, yessss.... Perhaps I will even join Orochimaru to gain enough power to make Naruto look vulnerable and helpless. Yesss... So here are some ideas that I can use to get my revenge... No one insults my favorite yogurt without getting away with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Find Naruto's weakness and expose it

2. Pick a fight with him and make him lose badly

3. Make up a perverted story about Naruto's ramen

4. Get a picture of Naruto to blackmail him with

5. Go to Naruto's house and find something embarrassing to tell everyone about.

6. Play a prank on Naruto (eg. Put hair dye in his shampoo)

Those are my ideas!!! But I don't think I will make up a perverted story about Naruto's ramen or play a prank on him. I'm tooo damn high up for those low down tricks. Can't filthify my reputation either!!

What do you think, oh precious Hello Kitty?

Your lover and one and only --Sasuke

[[ By the way, filthify is not a word. Shows you a new side to Sasuke, doesn't it? LOL!! ]]

There were no more entries after that. Sasuke thought hard about his revenge. He had already found Naruto's weakness (spicy stuff), gotten pictures he could possibly use to blackmail Naruto with (the closet pictures), and gone to Naruto's house and found something embarrassing to tell everyone about (the cross dressing room).

He had tried to challenge Naruto twice, but it hadn't worked out well. And that was the only other thing he had planned for Naruto, aside from the other options he wanted to avoid badly. Yes, he would pick a fight with Naruto and then beat him today when they went out training "together".

Sasuke thought hard. Everything he had done didn't seem to embarrass Naruto much. Maybe he was just shameless? No, that wasn't possible. But then again, anything was.

"Damn this!!!! What can I do???" Sasuke asked himself.

He banged his fists against his desk. Yes, what could he really do? Everything he had done had failed. Nothing really made Naruto get down on his knees and beg for mercy. What could he do? He banged his forehead against his desk. A large bump grew at once.

"MY FACE!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL, ATTRACTIVE, EYE- CATCHING, MANLY, MASCULINE, GORGEOUS, GOOD-LOOKING WONDERFUL, LOVELY, BREATHTAKING, OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD, AWE-INSPIRING, GRAND, STRIKING, SPECTACULAR, EXTRAVAGENT, FLAWLESS, UNBLEMISHED, HOT, PRETTY, INCOMPARABLE, PERFECT IDEAL, JUST-RIGHT, FABULOUS FACE!!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK OF ME NOW?????????????? AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY FAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

[[ Word has such a wonderful and useful synonym thing provided!! I love it!! ]]

Sasuke began to cry. His face was disfigured, his yogurt had been insulted, his revenge worthless and ineffective, he was losing to a blonde, and he could do nothing about any of those things!!!!!!!!! Sasuke cried and cried for himself.

He was pathetic!! PATHETIC!!!!!!!

A worthless person who could not defend himself from the powers of Uzumaki Naruto, the one he had vowed to never lose against and bow down to!! AND LOOK AT HIM NOW!!

He was a sniveling coward!! A COWARD!!

He was a loser!! A LOSER!!

And he was a crybaby. A CRYBABY!!

And Sasuke kept crying, sobbing his poor, unfortunate, little, cold heart out. He wailed and bawled like a newborn baby. And he kept going at it for a long time. A very long time.

But, then the evil light bulb in Sasuke's sinister mind went off. YES!! His mind was creating new ominous and very disturbing ideas and traps for Uzumaki Naruto!!

"You could..." the evil side of him whispered something to the good side of him, if Uchiha Sasuke even had a "good" side.

"YESS!!!!!! I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke laughed hard. He could do that! He really could do that!

"But that will be a back up plan. I'll challenge him first... no! I'll get him to challenge me!! That way, I'm not the one who'll loose face! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!" Sasuke threw his head back and laughed.

"eh heh heh heh.... EH HEHH HEH HEHHH!! AH HAHA HA HAAA!!!!!! EEEHHEEE HEEEE HEEEE HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! EEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-----Scene Change-----

Off in the forests of Konoha, squirrels collected nuts in the peaceful and silent atmosphere. Suddenly, a sound of maniacal laughter reached their ears.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

The squirrels scurried for safety as fear welled up in them. What was that???? IT SOUNDED LIKE A CRAZED HYENA!!!!!! They ran for protection and dropped all the nuts they had been holding.

-----Scene Change-----

Sasuke's insane laughter faded.

"What was that???" A Jounin named Pinocchio asked, afraid.

"I don't know!!" Another Jounin named Bob the Builder stated. He, too, was afraid.

"Was it Orochimaru?????" Yet another Jounin named Tinkerbell yelled.

"No... I don't think so... might it have been Itachi??" Bob the Builder asked.

"YOU FOOLS! OF COURSE NOT!!! At least, I don't think so..." An ANBU man we shall label Woody Woodpecker (THAT'S NOT HIS NAME... by the way I mean...) said.

All in all, everyone who heard the crazed laugh was very, very afraid. They were so afraid that they were shaking in their boots and underwear and Chuunin or Jounin vest. Poor ninjas! ::shakes head::

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ARGH!! THAT WAS RATHER SHORT!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!

::insert angry audience::

SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weird... I'm writing this part before my story... anyways...

VOTE: Who should win this "revenge war"? Sasuke, Naruto, or neither? I was thinking of neither. It would be more fair and perhaps easier but... what do you want?

ANOTHER VOTE: Should I change the title of my story? The Ideal World only works for the first chapter now... TT... What should I do? SUGGESTIONS?? AAAAAAAHH!! ::falls over::

MY EMAIL: [ mochafreak171 and put the 'at' sign after that and yahoo and .com ] Yeah that's my email. I was hyper that day and just made it up. If you want, I could give you my screen name. Through email of course. SO... yeah... but, on second thought, I might not give it to you. xP

BOY, my author note thingy-ma-jiggers were so long this time...

AND I EDITED THIS SO MUCH!! =.=;;