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RANDOM answers/responses

hitomi uchiha: my mind is twisted like yours? Interesting.... XD

AsianEyes: You really shouldn't eat when reading humor fanfics. You might choke and die ::worries::

Koxeogome: I MADE HIM GIGGLE... a little...

some weirdo: someone suggested the rabbit to win?? Really? Who??

Kaekeo: you're welcome!

D/C: Naruto is not mine.

ENJOY the CHAPTER!

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Operation: Defeat Naruto

Sasuke headed over to his team's meeting place. He was planning on how he would force Naruto to challenge him to a match.

'I could piss him off by calling him Dobe or something. That always works...' Sasuke smirked. Naruto was just soo predictable.

He arrived at the clearing in the forest and waited. He carefully arranged his body into his SUPER DE-DUPER Cool Pose Number Twenty-four. He had decided he should at least have a number for every 'cool' pose he thought up for. So far, he had at least sixty-five, but his all-time favorite was number twenty-four. The user had to lean against a tree and cross his arms over his chest and cross his legs ever-so-slightly. Then, the user had to put a mask of 'coolness' and indifference on his face. You really couldn't describe the pose. It was just... just... well... too cool!!

Sakura arrived at the meeting area as soon as Sasuke was done arranging himself into his cool position.

"What a cool pose!!!" she thought.

Then she came up to Sasuke.

"Good Morning, Sasuke-kun!! Isn't today a good day to go on a date?? We could go to the movies! Or just train together..." she continued rambling.

Ten minutes later and Sakura ended her ramble with, "RIGGHTTT?? PLEEEAASSEE?? Sasuke-kun???"

Two minutes passed. Sasuke finally realized she was looking intently at him, as if expecting an answer for something. He blinked. "You said something...?"

Sakura was oh-so-depressed. Her head drooped down and she slowly walked away. 'I was rejected... rejected so easily... I was ignored...ignored by the love of my life.....'

Sasuke twitched. 'Oh...kay.... That was weird. Was it something I said?'

But, he stopped worrying about what he had done, for, who should arrive, but.... BUT.... Kakashi-sensei!! Sasuke was very disappointed. He wanted Naruto to come. HIS NARUTO!! WHERE WAS HIS NARUTO??!! Yet, he couldn't help but be surprised at Kakashi's sudden and early appearance!

Sasuke gaped at him. "YOU'RE EARLY?!?!?!"

Sakura hadn't noticed that Kakashi was there yet because she was still in the 'down-and-out-and-very-depressed' mode. She was also facing away from them while mumbling things to herself.

Kakashi sweat dropped. "Uh... yeah... just came to tell you that we'll be taking a day off today..." A new volume of Itcha Itcha Paradise was coming out today and he wanted to be the very first one to get his hands on it. Afterwards, he wanted to find Jiraiya-sama and force him to sign his book. Consequently, he had no time to train his proud and strong team today! Even though every single one on his team wanted to get stronger, he just had to get that book today and be the first to get the perverted and sick- minded writer to sign it!!!

Sasuke blinked. "Okay... but why isn't Naruto here??"

"Oh... he's at home sleeping. He got a stomach-ache from eating too much ramen or something. Oh yeah, something about the milk going bad at Ino's party yesterday...."

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. Naruto was always drinking milk that had gone bad. And he never learned his lesson either. Poor guy was illiterate when it came to reading expiration dates.

"I see..."

"OKAY!! Then I'll see you tomorrow!! Uh... tell the other two, too!!" Sakura still hadn't noticed that her teacher was there. Kakashi looked over at her and sweat dropped again.

POOF! A puff of smoke appeared and then, he was gone.

Sasuke groaned. Now what could he do?? He couldn't challenge Naruto because he was sick! And Naruto would probably be sick the whole damn week!!

'DAMN IT!!' And Sasuke proceeded to beat up the tree he had been leaning against.

-----An hour later-----

Sasuke's tree was now completely demolished and he decided he would stop training for today and go home and talk to his beloved bunny rabbit. He had already fed Qutey, but he still wanted to see her lovely white fur and red eyes. Furthermore, Sakura was still in her depressed mode and he decided to get out of there before things got too scary around her.

As he was heading out of the clearing, the one he sought to defeat was walking into the forest!! Sasuke let out a yelp of joy and sauntered over to Naruto where he hug- I mean, yelled at him.

"BAKA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" Sasuke screamed, shoving his face into Naruto's.

"Meeting Kakashi-sensei, Birdo-fan."

'What??? WHAT DID HE CALL ME?' Sasuke screamed inside. He twitched.

"He said you were sick today, too!!!" Sasuke yelled.

"I was, but I feel better now."

"Oh..."

Naruto studied Sasuke's face for a while. "Your face is ugly."

"WHAT???"

"Your face is ugly. Get it out of mine or my face will become contaminated."

Naruto walked right past Sasuke without saying anything else to him.

'No!! I must get him to challenge me!'

Sasuke ran in front of Naruto again.

"Baka!! Kakashi already left!! We're taking a day off today!! AND WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??? MY FACE IS NOT UGLY!! IT'S...IT'S..." Sasuke realized he couldn't exactly say beautiful. So he shut up.

Seconds passed before Naruto responded.

"Hmm? You said something?" Naruto inquired.

That was the last straw for Sasuke. He exploded.

"THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT!!!!" His index finger shot out and pointed at Naruto's nose.

Naruto stared at Sasuke. "Nope."

You could literally see the fire and steam coming out of Sasuke's mouth, ears, and eyes.

"TOO BAD!!!" Sasuke drew his finger back and threw a kunai at Naruto. Naruto merely dodged it.

"I said no."

Operation: Get Naruto to Challenge Me Without Me Having to Bat An Eyelid was hopelessly ignored and thrown aside by Sasuke's evil and reckless side. Instead, he was the one who challenged Naruto and was so intent on killing and beating him. Sasuke had had it all planned out that Naruto would be the one going crazy and, obviously, the opposite effect was happening.

Sasuke continued to throw rabbit punches, rabbit kicks (he learned both attacks from his best friend, Qutey!!), weapons, and fire attacks at Naruto. However, every attack he threw at Naruto was so easily dodged. When had Naruto gotten so ...POWERFUL??

The fight continued on and on with Naruto dodging every offensive move Sasuke made calmly and without soiling his clothes and Sasuke hurling attacks at him madly. Sasuke was very angry that nothing was hitting Naruto. And he was getting more ticked off by the minute.

Naruto began to laugh.

"I'M GONNA... KILL YOU!!!" He yelled as he threw more weapons at Naruto. Naruto simply dodged every single one effortlessly.

"You're acting like a monkey on crack who just had a couple of orgasms."

Sasuke stared at Naruto. He didn't know what orgasms were. What were they? He growled nevertheless. He knew what crack and monkeys were. Or did he? Come to think about it, he didn't know the difference between crack and LSD and Ecstasy and he didn't know the difference between monkeys and apes and prime apes. He growled again. He did know that Naruto was insulting him... or did he??? He didn't know the difference between insulting and making fun of someone either!!! HE WAS A HOPELESS CAUSE!! GAHH!!

"You're letting your rage get in the way of concentrating on actually trying to attack or injure me."

"SHUT THE beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep UP!!!!!" He threw a shuriken at Naruto.

"Oooh... Sasuke is cursing!! Potty mouth, potty mouth!!" Naruto yelled while watching the weapon that hadn't even been aimed whiz into the bushes ten feet away from him.

"HAHAHAHHA!! YOU MISSED BY A MI-LE!!!"

"DAMN YOU, YOU beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep IDIOT!!"

"Potty mouth, potty mouth!"

Naruto dodged another attack.

"Sasuke is a potty mouth!"

"ROOOOAAARR!!!!!! SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME, YOU beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Nopers, my dear monkey on crack teammate!"

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!"

Naruto decided to finish this up. He wouldn't ever let Sasuke waste his whole day just dodging every futile attack Sasuke could possibly make.

"KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!"

Masses of shadow clones appeared suddenly and all watched Sasuke with a smirk and arms crossed over their chest.

"Heh heh. FINALLY you make a move!!" Sasuke grinned.

But before weak little monkey-on-crack-Sasuke could activate his Sharingan (Yeah, he didn't even have it on. ::smirk::), Naruto had all his clones jump up and beat the living daylights out of Sasuke.

"U-ZU-MA-KI ...... NARUTO RENDEN!!" the Naruto hordes yelled.

Sasuke was left behind on the ground, his body twitching violently from the Taijitsou attack. He had a little bit of blood coming out of his nose and mouth and his beautiful face was maimed, swollen, black-and-blue, and scarred terribly. He was definitely knocked out. Naruto began to walk away.

"That was way too easy..." Naruto complained.

-----Nightfall-----

Sasuke woke up in the same exact spot where Naruto had beaten him up. Wait... BEATEN HIM UP?? Sasuke began to sob, tears pouring out fast.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He had lost to Uzumaki yet again. This time, it was soo much more pitiful than before. Sasuke sobbed and sobbed terribly. Naruto had hit Sasuke's ego and pride so much. It was one of the only soft spots that the Uchiha had.

Sasuke cried and cried on the forest floor, pounding at the floor hard like a little three-year-old who hadn't gotten what he or she wanted.

'Stop crying, you baby!' the evil side of him yelled and scolded.

'But I lost to HIM!!' the baby/good/weak side of Sasuke blubbered.

'So what?? Remember the back up plans we had planned out together???'

'Oh... oh, yeah!!'

'We will use that!'

Sasuke began to laugh crazily again. He had so much in store for Naruto.

"He'll never know what hit him!!!" Sasuke giggled. [[AHHAHA!! I added it in!!!]]

Then he laughed terrifyingly.

He would SO have his revenge!!!

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HmM... that wasn't that good. ::frowns:: Oh, well! I've got more ideas up my sleeve you know! ::grins::

LAST NOTE: OMG!! I WROTE A TRAGEDY/ROMANCE FIC AND I FINISHED IT! [one-shot] It's called I'm Sorry. It's SO unlike me to write that FanFic but... what the heck.