THIS IS THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER 11... I'M LEAVING IT HERE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT...
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Notices
Sorry people. This isn't a chapter at all. If you read the title of the chapter in the chapter selection, you will see that it says Notices. That's right people! This very huge author's note of mine is a bunch of Notices for you. I'M SORRY!!!! You must all hate me now. TT... It's been more than a week and you only get a chapter that's not a chapter at all. I'M SORRY!! But I have important things to say. YOU MUST READ THIS!
School is starting in September for me sometime and I'm just gonna say now there will be very little updates on any of my stories if none at all. Let's just say I'm in High School and I don't wanna juggle school, instrument lessons, other stuff and of course this. So I'm dropping this along with some other internet sites I have.
Sigh... I'm also not getting the number of reviews that I was aiming for. And when I reread my story I found so many places that needed correcting and more "spiffing up". So for the rest of this summer you shall only see Edited Versions of the Original Drafts [Yes, they were drafts. I'm such a bad author. =.="]. If I still do not get enough reviews I will discontinue this story because if there's no one reading it, then I believe there's no point. Seriously. So as of now, there will only be ten chapters for the rest of the summer.
Chapter Titles will also be modified. One word Titles are kinda strange to me now. So the chapters themselves and the titles will change a bit. I might also add parts to my story to make it a little bit longer and funnier so if you don't want to miss anything, I would suggest rereading my story as the edits and changes pop up.
Did you get all that? Hopefully you did. If ya didn't, just reread it. Hee... Until my next slooww updates, BYE!
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Yeah... that was the previous chapter 11. It says that this isn't a real chapter, BUT NOW IT IS!! I didn't feel like changing the whole thing so... yeah...
INTERMISSION TIME!! I know you're all dying to know what happened after Naruto saw Sasuke... well, you know what happened. I won't repeat myself. Ahh... I'm sorry about not continuing the real story and all... writer's block is very bad. So is school. And... yeah. I just had to do this especially since I sorta came up with the idea when I was talking to someone about a guy I know and his dog at a party... Well, what I'm trying to say is... Imagine me as Naruto in the chapter okay? I came up with the idea!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehhehe... SO ENJOY THE CHAPTER!!
D/C: All Naruto characters do not belong to me... except Neji... hehehehehe
NOTES: THIS CHAPTER IS RATHER DISTURBING. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
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Thank you to those who actually reviewed. Love you lots!!!!!!!
Oh yeah... TO ALL REVIEWERS!!!!! WHOEVER REVIEWS ON THE 100TH REVIEW GETS A PERSONAL PRIZE FROM ME... if people even review that is... BUT ANYWAYS WHOEVER DOES THAT WILL GET A SPECIAL PRIZE FROM ME!!!!!!!!!
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Kiba fucked up a BITCH????
One very sunny and wonderful day, Team Seven was doing what they did most of their time – waiting for their teacher at the usual meeting place. Butterflies danced, flowers swayed, and clouds floated by gently. All was calm and peaceful.
Sakura was half asleep, content and warm. Naruto was busy out catching butterflies and Sasuke was doing what he usually does. You know, Super Cool Pose Number 506. Other than the part about Naruto out catching butterflies, it was a very normal and peaceful day. But little did they know, this perfect moment was about to be spoiled by a certain somebody. No, it's not who you think. Well, maybe it is, but it wasn't Kakashi. It was...
"AKAMARU!!!!! FETCH THE STICK!!!!!!!!!"
That should clear up the confusion right?
Yes, it was the Number TWO most hyperactive, loud, and obnoxious ninja, Inuzuka Kiba!!
He was on the other side of the field and was playing with his little pup, Akamaru.
"GOOD BOY AKAMARU!!! YOU CAUGHT IT IN MIDAIR!!"
Sakura's vein popped. She had been dosing off one moment and then was forced awake the next. She was getting pissed. Unfortunately, the oblivious dog master was coming closer to Team 7, shouting all the way.
"YAY!!!!!!! AKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto was getting angry as well. Kiba's voice had scared all the pretty butterflies away and now he had nothing to do!! NOO!!
"FETCH IT AGAIN BOY!!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke was acting very un-Sasuke like right now. His vein had also popped and he was currently eyebrow twitching fast. His hair stood on end, like that of a cat's. Either it was Kiba's voice that bothered him or Kiba's stench. It was one or the other. Or maybe even both.
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YA DID IT!!!!!!!! OH YA OH YA YOU DID IT!!!!!!!"
Kiba was now fifteen feet away from Team Seven and their popped veins. He was still clueless that they were angry at him. Heck, he didn't know that they were even there!!!!
That is, he didn't until...
"SHUT UP, KIBA!!"
"YOU JUST RUINED MY DAY!!"
"You're louder than Dobe over there."
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke yelled, screamed, and said.
Kiba and Akamaru jumped high into the air. "GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!"
"WOOF WOOF ARF BARK BOW WOW GRRRR!! GRR WOOF BARK ARF WOW BOW!!!"
"TOO BAD WE JUST DID!!!!!!"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, KIBA AND NARUTO!!!!!!"
"Shut up, Dobe and Loudmouth and Sparky or whatever his name is."
"SHUT UP!! HIS NAME IS AKAMARUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Right. Bakamaru. Whatever."
"IT'S AKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YEAH SASUKE!!! BEAT KIBA UP!!!"
"NO I WILL!!!"
"NO YOU CAN'T BEAT ME UP CAUSE I GOT ME FRIEND AKAMARU HERE!! AND HIS NAME IS NOT BAKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WOOF!! ARRROOOO!!"
"KIBA, JUST SHUT UP!! I'LL LICK- I MEAN, KICK YOUR ASS!!!!"
"AKAMARU IS WITH ME TIL THE END!!!!!!"
"BOW WOW! BOW WOW!"
"Tell the little bow-wow to shut up."
"NOOO!! THIS COUNTRY HAS THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN ITS GETTYSBURG ADDRESS!!!! I ALLOW AKAMARU TO SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS!!!"
"SHUT UP!! THIS IS JAPAN! NOT THE US!! AND THAT'S THE BILL OF RIGHTS NOT THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS!!! EVEN NARUTO SHOULD KNOW THAT!!!"
There was a long moment of silence as Naruto registered what Sakura had just said.
"... We're in JAPAN?????"
::CRASH::
"IDIOT!!!!"
::PUNCH::
"OW OW OW!!! STOP SAKURA-CHAN!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THIS WAS JAPAN!! I THOUGHT WE LIVED IN NAPAJAKEWAWABOOBOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP!! THAT PLACE DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!"
"YEAH!!!! SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU ARE, NARUTO-CHAN!!!!!!!"
"KIBA I'M GONNA ILL YOU!!!!!!!!"
"JUST TRY IT!! AKAMARU IS HERE FOR ME!!!!"
"ARF ARF ARRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
::POOF:: "Yo!"
"YOU'RE LATE!"
"Well... I was uh... setting my alarm clock and I twisted too hard so it broke and I tried to fix it for the next..."
"LIAR!!"
"Yeah, yeah... whatever... oh, Kiba. Your teacher and team is wating for you. Remember? Training..."
"OH MY GOD!! WE'RE LATE FOR TRAINING!! KURENAI AND HINATA AND SHINO MUST HAVE STARTED WITHOUT US!! THEY BETTER HAVE WAITED FOR US!!! LET'S GO, AKAMARU!!!"
"ARF ARF!!!"
"HELL YEAH!!!!!"
"BARK BARK AROOOOO WOOF WOOF!!"
And then... all was peace and quiet. Except for a very angry Sakura.
"Sheesh! Kiba and Akamaru are so alike!! Like owner, like dog, I say." Sakura huffed and puffed and blew Kakashi down.
"You mean sort of like father like son thingy?" Naruto asked.
"NO!! THOSE TWO ARE NOT RELATED!! SO THAT SAYING WON'T WORK!! HAHA ,I WIN NARUTO!!"
A crafty grin graced Naruto's features.
"How do you know they're not related? Maybe..." He tilted his head to the side. "MAYBE Kiba fucked up a bitch!!"
::PAUSE::
Koinux: Bitch, as in female dog, okay?? Hehe...
Sakura: No duh...
::UNPAUSE::
Images of Kiba humping a dog in heat entered their oh-so-innocent minds (that doesn't apply for Kakashi).
"EWWWWWW!!!!!" (Sakura turned red)
::nosebleed:: (Kakashi wants to imagine this)
::hurl:: (Sasuke did exactly what that says)
"But it really might be true!! Have you ever thought why Kiba and Akamaru acted so... together-ish when they were around each other?? Maybe they're related!!"
"IDIOT!! OR MAYBE THEY'RE JUST BEST FRIENDS!!!" Sakura punched Naruto.
"OWW!! BUT IT'S POSSIBLE!! ANYTHING IS!!!!"
"OF COURSE NOT YOU MORON!! HUMANS AND DOGS ARE OF DIFFERENT SPECIES AND ORGANISMS FROM DIFFERENT SPECIES CANNOT IMPREGNATE EACH OTHER!! IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!! SO IF A DOG REALLY GOT LAID BY KIBA IT WOULD NEVER GET PREGNANT!! BUT KIBA IS NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON SO THERE!! HE LOVES DOGS TOO MUCH!!"
And she went on and on about Kiba and how it was never possible for such stupid things to happen.
Sasuke groaned, face still red from thinking of such inhumane things. "How stupid..."
"But Naruto could be right, Sakura. I heard from somewhere, I forgot where, that AIDS had been transmitted from monkey to human. It must have happened down in Africa since there are thousands of baboons and prime apes and monkeys to screw day and night. Also, AIDS is a disease only transferred through the action of sex. Thus, meaning that humans down there did it with monkeys or prime apes or whatever then decided to do it with a human. Henceforth, there are those out there willing to do animals for pleasure and Kiba might be one of them. You never know..." And Kakashi went on and on about how people could want to fuck the living daylights out of animals and so on.
By this time, Sasuke had turned purple in the face and was staring at Kakashi as if he had just been peeping at him while he had gone to the lavatory facility to do business and trade with the toilets.
He could almost imagine Kakashi watching him as he said, "Hello, Toilet. I'll give you my products if you give me some space to dispose them at. What? In your mouth? Sure, sure! We'll both get what you want. Me, a place to put my waste, and you, something to eat," and then Kakashi would continue watching as Sasuke pulled his pants down and sat on the toilet and began to grunt as...
::PAUSE::
Koinux: OKAY, LET'S STOP RIGHT THERE. This is getting waaaayy out of hand.
Sasuke: I KNOW!!! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT ME DOING THAT?
Koinux: Because... I love you? Nahh... Neji is hotter and cooler and stronger than you...
Sasuke: WHAT??
Koinux: Okay... back to the story.
::UNPAUSE::
...his waste began to...
::FAST FORWARD::
Sakura, too, had turned purple in the face and was staring at Kakashi as if he had just given them a mission to go to a nearby cliff and jump off for no reason. Her eyes showed disbelief as Kakashi went on and on about how men might have the urge to do something and then grabbed the nearest thing closest to them and BOOM! They just did a monkey. Sakura turned away and covered her ears. It was too much for her. Way too much. And she was afraid.
Naruto, on the other hand, didn't mind Kakashi's rant. He wasn't even listening. Actually, if he did, he wouldn't understand at all. But, let's just say he wasn't listening. Naruto stood there facing away from the other three, all the while laughing with glee inside. He would tell everyone that Kiba was Akamaru's father! And Kiba would get angry at him! And Naruto would have pulled the weirdest yet funniest prank in all time! HAHA! Maniacal laughter rang in Naruto's head as his grin grew wider and wider with each and every passing moment. Kiba would be humiliated! AHAHA!
Kakashi had already finished his long rant and was now smiling. Sakura and Sasuke had listened to the entire thing and their bodies were shaking from grief. They were scarred forever.
"No... I can't believe I let him scar me for life..." Sasuke thought as he desperately clutched his stomach.
"I'm forever poisoned..." Sakura stated within that huge forehead of hers. "Oh, no... WHAT WILL I DO NOW??"
Kakashi only grinned more at their appearance. "Okay! Let's go train now!"
Upon hearing the word 'train', Naruto instantly squealed with delight, all thoughts of humiliating Kiba vanished into nothingness as he totally forgot about bringing Kiba down. "WHERE?? TRAIN WHERE??"
"Down in the forest somewhere."
"YEAH!! TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN!!!!!!!"
Naruto ran into the forest away from Kakashi and his sick students.
Little did Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke know that Naruto was not looking for a place to train, he was looking for atrain. Yes, he had so easily misunderstood Kakashi.
The other two teammates wanted to get from the old perverted man that had poisoned them and tried to run after Naruto. Their efforts were futile, as both fell over from taking the first step.
"Oh? Can't stand, Sasuke, Sakura? Do I need to carry you?"
Both saw the glint in the man's eye and screeched, their energy coming back to them fast.
"NOOO!! WE CAN WALK BY OURSELVES!!" And then, they were gone in a flash.
Kakashi chuckled. Yes, everyday was like any other.... usually...
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HOW WAS IT?? I thought it was quite enjoyable... HAHAHAHA... ROFL... I'm so weird. Ah, well. Hope some people enjoyed it as much as I did.
Remember, I will repeat myself, "TO ALL REVIEWERS!!!!! WHOEVER REVIEWS ON THE 100TH REVIEW GETS A PERSONAL PRIZE FROM ME... if people even review that is... BUT ANYWAYS WHOEVER DOES THAT WILL GET A SPECIAL PRIZE FROM ME!!!!!!!!!"
Okay?? GREAT!! Later!!!!!
