Ooopsies! I forgot my Disclamer! Anyway, here you go!
Disclamer : I dont own (starts to cry) Inu-Yasha! There! Are you HAPPY!? lol. Oh yeah, I dont own Rurouni Kenshin either. :( OR TRIGUN! WAAA!!
And, Ok, its confirmed! Vash is coming in! YAY! And, Im gonna reply to all the reviews. I feel like it.
Darkness-Kitsune : Yea... bitchy. Oh well, Kagome can get like that. And yea, Vash is cute. Im making him come in special for you! Your my # 1 reviewer!
thunderdraco : Thanx. And sorry about the grammer and stuff. Im trying. You ppl gotta remember, Im only in grade 7 here! oh well.
Cherimoon : Thanx to you too! The Rockies... Hmmm..... Sounds good to me!
Sango1on1 : Well, your gettin more! And thanx, you were my first reviewer!
Now, On with the story!
As the gang got to their rooms, Kagome negociated with Himura to meet in the lobby at 11:00 the next morning. They all said their good byes, (They all meaning Kagome, Sango and Himura. Inu-Yasha looked like he was about to kill someone.) Kenshin was weary of the youkai. Inu-Yasha had a particilar dislike of Kenshin. He was 'too nice.' Sango was the first to enter the room. She gasped at the sight.
Demon wards EVERYWHERE.
"Hello Lady Kagome. I believe I have solved our problem. Now Inu-Yasha and Shippo will just have to wait. They will not be able to claim this 'dibs' on anything until we talk it over." Miroku looked at the five people at the door. Wait, five? (counts on her fingers) Too many. There was one person standing behind Kagome that no one had seen before. He had spikey blond hair, greenish blueish eyes, a long red trenchcoat (Guessed yet?) and a stupid grin on his face.
"Who the hell are you?!" Inu-Yasha just noticed his presence.
"Oh, hi there. I just noticed you have a kinda funny looking group here. Are you cosplayers?"
"I dunno, are we?" Inu-Yasha retorted sarcastically.
"Woa, scary. I guess I should introduce myself. I am the great, the one and only, Vash the Stampede!"
"Who?" Everyone said in unicin.
"Why, you dont know of me?! The ace gunman!?"
"Gunman? What the hell is that!?"
"Funny. Is who your cosplaying an idiot?"
"NANI?! Did you just call me an idiot!?!?" Inu-Yasha looked shocked, annoyed, angry, and offended all at the same time.
"No, I didnt call YOU an idiot. Im asking if who you dressed up as is an idiot."
"Look! I dont even know what the hell a 'cosplayer' is!! LEAVE US ALONE!!"
Kagome finally clued in that Inu-Yasha was being mean to an idiot. "Osuwari"
"AAH!" A loud WHUMP! assured his contact with the floor.
"So..." Kagome started. "Who are you? I mean, we dont know who this 'Vash the Stampede' is."
"I am Vash."
"I KNOW that. Just.. what do you want?" Kagome got right to the point.
"Well, I just was kinda wondering...if you guys dont mind....if I kinda...well...uh..." Vash began.
"You want to travel with us because you dont have anywhere else to go and we looked like fun people to travel with?" The young miko guessed. She had spoken very fast because she hadnt stopped for breath once in the whole scentence.
"Eh.. Exactamundo!"
"Well, do you have your own room?"
Vash scratched the back of his head while blushing. "Not...exactly.."
"You dont. Right?"
"Right."
"Well, If you bunk with us.. wait, lets see if you could bunk with Kenshin. He never said if someone else was staying with him."
"Are you sure, Kagome-chan?" The taiyija piped up.
"Why not? This guys just stupid, hes not dangerous." Kagome whispered back to Sango.
"You may be right.."
Vash had now walked over to Inu-Yasha and was leaning over him. Inu-Yasha started to growl as Vash began to pull at one of his ears.
"Hands OFF!" He yelled, getting up once the spell wore off.
"Oh, sorry. Are those real?"
"Yea. You got a problem!?"
"No.. they just look a little funny. Speaking of looking funny, you have red eyes, you know."
"No shit."
"Scary..."
"Hey, break it up! We gotta go find Kenshins room!" Kagome had decided that Vash wasnt staying in their room. Inu-Yasha hated him. He hated everything.
The group walked down the hallway, until they came to room # 356. Inu-Yasha didnt want to follow everyone else, but he couldnt get into his room, due to Miroku's demon wards.
"Kenshin! You in there! Hello---! Kenshin!" the miko knocked at the door.
"Just a minute, Kagome-sama." The red haired man opened the door to the far too reconizable faces. Exept for Vash.
"Hi Himura. Um.." Kagome was at a loss for words. "I was wondering... Do you think it would be ok if.." She grabbed Vash by the collar and pulled him infront of her. "Would it be ok if Vash here stayed in your room with you tonight?"
"Hi." Vash smiled weakly and waved.
"I dont see a problem. Is he also travelling with us?"
"Yea. Hes a freeloader." Inu-Yasha piped up.
"eheh.." the so called 'ace gunman' laughed nervously.
"Inu-Yasha, be nice!"
"Feh."
Sango shook her head out of embaressment.
"Well, like I said, I have no objection to him staying in here. Is there anyone else who should bunk here too?"
Inu-Yasha quickly walked into the room and sat on the bed closest to the window. "Anything to get away from the rest of those idiots."
"Inu-Yasha, come here. Your having a bath tonight and you know it. Your trying to avoid it, arent you?" Kagome asked.
"Yea. Im TRYING to avoid it, but you aint making it easy." the youkai replied in the 'feh' tone.
"Well, Kagome-sama, there are bathing facilities in this room too. Im sure we can persuade him to clean up." Himura said, oblivious to what he was getting himself into.
"You can try, but it wont work. Only Kagome knows how to get him to do stuff. He's scared of her." Shippo commented. He wasnt afraid, he was sitting on Kagome's shoulder. His second saftey zone.
"What did you say?! Im not scared of that wench!"
"OSUWARI!"
Vash slowly escaped Kagome's grasp and walked into the room. He placed his guns on the counter next to the T.V. "Well, I guess we're ready to... um... watch T.V! Yea! Come here..Inu-Yasha. Thats your name, right?" He was trying to get Kagome and Inu-Yasha separated, or else the inu youkais mood would defaintly not improve.
"Ok, and here." Kagome handed a bottle to Kenshin. "Make sure Inu-Yasha takes this in the morning." Kenshin examined the bottle and nodded. Kagome, Sango and Shippo all waved and left back to their room. Himura and Vash engaged in a conversation and completley neglected the fact that Inu-Yasha was sitting on one of the beds.
"So, Inu-Yasha.. earlier you asked what a gunman was. Do you honestly not know?"
"No, I dont know. Are you trying to make a point?"
"No. Just wondering..."
Inu-Yasha tunred his back to the other two and 'feh'd'.
-OTHER ROOM-
"Miroku, take all the wards down. It looks stupid."
"Yeam Kagome's right! And plus! I cant touch anything!"
"But Lady Kagome! If Inu-Yasha was to return.. he would be able to call 'dibs' on one of the beds!"
"Yea. But hes in the other room for the night. We dont have to worry about him for now." Kagome fell back on her bed and stretched. "How are we gonna decide who gets what bed?"
Sango looked over to Miroku, who raised an eyebrow in a perverted manner.
"Miroku, you get the floor."
"But Lady Kagome! Why? Do you not trust me?"
Both girls looked over at the monk, and gave him their glares. "No." The said at the same time.
"Miroku! Take these wards off! I cant touch ANYTHING! WAA!"
"Sure thing, Shippo." Miroku got up from the small dining table and busied himself removing all the demon wards.
-OTHER ROOM-
"Hey, Inu-Yasha! Give that remote back!"
"No. What are you gonna do if I dont anyway?"
Vash thought for a moment. "I'll... I'll smite you!"
"IM the only one who gets smiting rites! Im gonna kill you!" Inu-Yasha lept off the bed and knocked Vash to the ground.
"Get off him!" Himura yelled. He held a little squirt gun and started to spray Inu-Yasha with water.
"Screw off!!" now Inu-Yasha lept at Himura, but Vash grabbed his foot and prevented it. The youkai whiped around and bit Vash's hand.
"Ow! He bit me!! That hurt! Itai! (Ouch)" Vash ran into the bathroom. He returned with a hose that was connected to the sink, he was kinking it with his hand and it was aimed right at Inu-Yasha's face. "Now IM the one smiting!! HAAHAHA!" (he did his crazy Vash laugh)
"Shut up!"
-KAGOMES ROOM-
"I wonder if the guys can get along ok..."
"They should be fine, Kagome-chan. Himura-sama looks like a bit of a peace keeper."
"I hope you right, Sango-chan."
This was one of Miroku's 'wandering hand' moments.
"AHHH! HENTAI!!"
-THE GUYS ROOM-
"Oh, come on Inu-Yasha! Lighten up!"
"No." Inu-Yasha was sitting on the bed closest to the window again. "Damn it! Its frikkin musty in here!" He got up and flung the window open. A cold breeze blew in. (Its still raining.)
"So, you guys wanna watch some T.V.?" Vash questioned, attempting to lighten the mood a little.
"I would not mind." Kenshin answered.
"Feh."
-KAGOMES ROOM-
"Lady Kagome, where do I place these unused wards?"
"I dunno, what do you usually do with them?"
"They usually get used."
"Well, just throw them out. The garbage is by the sink."
-THE GUYS ROOM-
The three men were now intently watching 'SpongeBob SquarePants'. All the colors had caught their eyes.
"Why the hell are they all... wierd lookin?"
"I do not know. Mabey they are... of a different contry?"
"Shut up, Kenshin. Your worse than that god damned monk."
"Hey! I was reading this little book here, and it said something about a 'room service'! I wonder it the have donuts!" Said the all famous Vash, the donut hog. (I swear he's a clone of Homer Simpson or something.)
"Who the hell cares?!"
"Be quiet, Inu-Yasha! I gotta call, so I need quiet!" Vash dialed on the phone and waited for them to pick up. A women answered, asking Vash if he knew what was on the menu or not.
"LA LA LA LA LA! VASH SUCKS! LA LA LA LA!" Inu-Yasha began to chant, just cause he could. And because it might bother somebody.
"Inu-Yasha, you should stop. Its would be hard to hear."
"Shut up!" The youkai grabbed one of Vash's guns and chucked it at Kenshin.
"Oro..." was his final comment before falling off the bed and laying unconcious on the floor.
"Hey!" Vash dropped the phone and ran over to Inu-Yasha. "Dont touch those! You could kill someone!"
"Feh. That would be nice."
-KAGOMES ROOM-
"You know, Kagome-chan.. I've got this bad feeling..."
"Yea. I wonder if Inu-Yasha took that bath yet. Ah heck. I've got nothin better to do. Im gonna go make sure he did." And with that, Kagome walked out the door.
-GUYS ROOM-
"Hey, someones knocking at the door."
"Then go get it, dumbass."
"Geez, your really mean, you know that?"
"Yea, I know that! You wanna find out how mean I can get?!" Inu-Yasha held up a fist and shook it at Vash.
"No, Im good."
"Go get the door already."
Vash walked over to the door and opened it. "Oh, hello Kagome. You need something?"
"No, Im just wondering if Inu-Yasha took his bath yet."
"Nope, not yet. I dont think he's gonna. Its already 9:30. Kenshin's in bed." Vash had lied about Kenshin being in bed. Inu-Yasha had put him on top of one. It was kinda wierd having an unconcious guy laying on the floor.
"Well, Im just gonna give him that bath, then we should all get to sleep. We're going to Vancouver Island tomorrow!"
(I've been there! Its fun! I went to this wax museum, and there was a naked Cleopatra! lol. Then we went to the scary section, it was awesome! The dead stuff looked so real! There was this one part, with an axe murderer. Awesomeness!)
At the sound of 'bath', Inu-Yahsa's ears perked up. "No way in hell!"
"Please? At least wash you hair.."
"No."
"Fine then! You can just SIT here while I go and SIT in my room. Have fun SITting wathcing your SITcom!"
A muffled "Fine!" was all the poor youkai could manage.
"Quit looking at me Vash." Kagome shot.
"S-sorry."
Inu-Yasha pulled himself up off the floor and followed Kagome into the bathroom.
"Ok." Kagome began. "We can do this that hard way, or the easy way. PICK."
"Um.. easy..?"
"Good. Now, just take off your shirt and I'll put some water in the tub. I'll wash your hair and then leave you to... yourself."
(Here comes the ear torture!! Mwahahaha!! Some fluff too. I've been reading other fics, and thier just not complete without it! I feel REALLY fluffy right not too. So just a bit. )
Inu-Yasha removed his outer kimono and looked on as Kagome turned some (.. aw crap. I forgot the word! omg.. Oh! Oh! Focets (sp?), right? Im hoping.) focets. (sp again?)
"Kagome.. do I have too?" He whined.
"Yea. You smell." She beconed for him to come closer. "Now take that off and lean your head over the edge."
Inu-Yasha remover the inner kimono and walked over to Kagome. "You know, if you tell anyone else that I did this..."
"Yea I wont tell. But I also know that you wont hurt me."
"Royal crappage.."
Kagome scooched over and Inu-Yasha knelt down beside her.
"Ok, now lean over."
He did as told. As the miko began dumping water on his head with a bucket, he folded his ears flat, to keep the water out.
"That..was so cute.." Kagome muttered under her breath. She reached out and tweaked one. Inu-Yasha twitched it and Kagome stopped. "I thought you said that I could touch them whenever I wanted!" the miko joked. She now gathered all his silver hair up ontop of his head and squirted some shampoo into her hand.
"Yea, I know. That just tickled a bit."
"Oh. So you dont mind?" She began to massage his head.
"No. A deal is a deal." He sniffed a couple of times then commented. "That stuff smells good. What is it?"
"This stuffs called 'shampoo', people these days use it to keep thier hair clean. And thats not what I meant. Do you mind if I touch your ears? Deal or no deal?"
"..... well.. kinda."
"Why?"
"I dunno.." He stammered.
"Come on. You can tell me."
"Well... when I was little.. people would make a game of it." Inu-Yasha paused.
"How so?" Kagome began to massage the shampoo around the base of his ears.
"The odd friends I did have.. would always get dared by the others. Once.. I was out in the forest with my friend, Miku, she was always nice. We had heard a noise, and went to check it out. When we looked behind a bush, Miku pushed me to the ground and four other kids from the village came out from other bushes and stuff. The other four held me down while Miku sat on my back and yelled insults, while pulling my ears so hard... The thing that was the worst was that I had trusted Miku. She always defended me in the village and was always there..." He paused. Kagome stopped and remained silent.
"After they had finished... They ran back to the village... crying. I think they were fake crying.. because when they came back... all the villagers where there. They all chased me for so long... blaming me for stuff that I never even knew happened."
After a long silence, Kagome spoke up.
"Im sorry.. I shouldn't have forced you to tell me.."
"Nah, thats ok. It probably seems stupid... to get so paranoid about that one thing.."
"I dont think its stupid. But do you honestly think that I would do that to you?"
"No, its not that..... it just makes me remember that."
"Oh. Well, if you ever wanna talk about something, all you do is say so, ok? Im here." Kagome patted his shoulder in a reasurrance justure. "Now close your eyes, I need to rinse this shampoo out."
The two finished up in the bathroom, and went to bed. When Kagome had gotten to her room, she found everyone asleep. She lay down on her bed, and began to think things over. 'I still cant believe he told me that. Im happy he did though...' And with that, she drifted off into dreams.
Well, Im really proud this time. I hope it didnt seem korney or anything.. but thats just the mood Im in right now. I just thought that this story needed some fluff. BADLY. That might be it for the fluff.. but if it isint, the next fluff scene will be another between Inu-Yasha and Kagome. Thats the only couple I really support. Vash and Kenshin will be loners. Its better than them turning gay and falling madly in love with each other, aint it? Anyway, PLEASE review, like I said, it inspires me to write so much more. And a special thanx to Darkness-Kitsune. You have given me the most reviews. I salute you. lol, See ya'll! REVIEW!
