Disclaimer: No I do not own Gundam Wing or any of its characters, though I
wish I did! *tears*
Warning: Cat fur gets all over anything and everything!
Other stuff: Uh....it has come to my attention that maybe I should have warned my readers before-hand that this will be a Quatre/OC....not a lot or anything but enough....so yeah, if any of you out there don't like this type of story don't read it, ok? Sorry about the late notice everyone! -__-; Anyway, thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far and now....*drumroll* CHAPTER 4!!!!!!!! *cheers* ^_____________^
Kitty Quat
By: Fyre_faerie_gyrl
Chapter 4 - I Do Not Have Fleas!
"Cat! Cat? Now where did you get to?" Lia had left him alone in the kitchen for five minutes and now he was gone. She suddenly felt something brush past her leg.
"EEK!!!" The young girl jumped at least three feet in the air. Leaving a very bewildered Quatre watching her from below. When she landed she placed a hand over her chest as though it could slow her rapidly beating heart.
"Oh, Cat, you scared me!" Quatre gave a short mew of apology. She sighed and scooped Quatre into her arms and headed into the bathroom. Quatre sensed something wrong. He wondered if he had made her angry. Truthfully, Lia was angry, but at herself, for getting so worked up over nothing.
When they got to the bathroom she set Quatre down on the floor and shut the door. She then promptly knelt down and began rummaging through the cabinet beneath the sink.
"I know it's here somewhere...I didn't use it all the last time...but maybe I...ugh...gave it to her to take with her...ugnh...hm...no I still I have it I know I...YES!" Now it was Quatre's turn to jump, he hadn't been ready for that unexpected joyful outburst. He watched her, wide-eyed as she leapt to her feet brandishing a shampoo bottle that was so old the label was faded and peeling.
"It's flea shampoo!" She announced. Quatre was immediately offended. //I do not have fleas!// The girl didn't seem to notice his ignominy and continued to babble on about the soap. "When my sister brought her cat's when she visited, they had fleas, so I bought this...when was that? A year ago I think...." She shrugged. "Anyway, I'm gonna give you a bath just in case. Plus it'll make you sleek and shiny!" Lia said with a wink at Quatre. //She's really excited about this isn't she...// Quatre felt slightly uneasy.
Lia suddenly picked Quatre up from where he was pressed against the door and dumped him in the tub. She then turned on the water and held her hand under it to test the temperature.
"Perfect!" She then doused Quatre with the showerhead. To Quatre's surprise, he let out a howl when the water touched him. //AAH! GET IT OFF!// He squirmed around trying to get out of the tub but the girl's grip was too strong. She wasn't holding on hard enough to hurt him, but firmly enough so that there was no way he'd escape. Just when Quatre thought it couldn't get any worse, he felt the shampoo land on his sodden fur. He let out another yowl as she began to work it into his fur with her deft fingers. He could smell the flea poison mixed in with the shampoo and it slightly burned the insides of his now very sensitive nose as he breathed it in. He thrashed around shooting suds everywhere, including Lia's face and hair. When he realized he once again had not managed to escape, he mewed pitifully.
"Oh, don't do that!" Lia said as she winced at the mew Quatre just gave. "Don't worry I'm almost done. We just have to let it set for a minute before I rinse it off." Quatre wondered what he had possibly done to deserve this. The girl checked her watch. "Times up!" She quickly rinsed him off and wrapped him in a towel. After shutting of the water she unwrapped Quatre and then began to rub his fur with the towel vigorously in order to dry it faster. Quatre mewed again. This time because he was in pain, he felt like his skin was being rubbed off.
"Sorry, kitty cat!" Lia apologized as she let up on the amount of force she was using. To Quatre's relief she was quickly finished and his tingling skin was spared. Lia then picked him up once more and returned to her bedroom. She gently set him down on the bed and then began to rifle through some drawers in her dresser. She pulled out a pair of pajama pants covered with pictures of cats and paw prints and a matching tank top. She held the pants up for Quatre to see.
"I think these are very appropriate. Don't you Cat?" Lia asked. Quatre mewed. "I'll take that as a yes!" She promptly peeled off the sweatshirt she was wearing to reveal a short sleeve shirt that clung to her every curve. Then she began to take off the shirt. Quatre felt his eyes bulge in his sockets. //She's gonna...// He felt a nosebleed coming on. //No! Stop! Wait! I gotta go hide or something...I can't watch her...change...// Her stomach was now in full view and Quatre was about to bury his face into the comforter when she stopped in mid-action and looked at Quatre. She stared at him and he stared right back. She pulled her shirt back down.
"Um, no offense Cat but I'm gonna go change in the bathroom." She said as she hurriedly gathered her pajamas and left the room. 'Why did that feel so weird?' Lia wondered as she closed the bathroom door behind her. 'Maybe I'm just paranoid...no...I just couldn't change while he was...watching...but, he's just a cat isn't he?' She then shook her head to clear her thoughts as she set to work getting ready for bed.
Meanwhile, Quatre had not moved a muscle or taken a breath. As he remembered to breathe, he fell over with a soft plop. //That was waaay too close...eep.//
~
When Lia returned to her bedroom she was happy to find that Quatre had curled up on her pillow. She giggled at how absolutely adorable he was before switching off the light and climbing into bed with him. As she curled up under the covers the reached up to pet Quatre. He purred and scooted closer to her until he was basically wrapped around her head. She gave him a sleepy smile, which he could see thanks to his new night-vision goggles a.k.a. cat eyes. She then lifted her head just enough to kiss his tummy before heaving a contented sigh and drifting off to sleep.
Quatre, on the other hand was wide awake. //Did she just kiss my stomach???//
~Owari~
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: Hello again everyone!!!!
Audience: Hola.
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: Um....that was a little less than enthusiastic....
Wufei: Of course it was, can't you see they are bored to death with this "Fic" thing of yours?
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: They are not!
Wufei: Are too!
Duo: D 2!!!!!!!
*everyone blinks and then stares at Duo*
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: oh I get it! *hysterical laughter*
Wufei: Huh? *how articulate....*
Duo: You said R 2....
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: And he said D 2!!! You know, the robot from Star Wars!!!....*Wufei gives her a blank stare* Um....okay....maybe you don't.
Wufei: Anyway, stupid onna, this robot you speak of still does not dismiss my earlier observation of why the audience is so unresponsive.
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: oh....*stares at audience....they stare back....and groan* AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! They're zombies!!!!!! Head for the hills!!!!!! *hightails it out of there*
Wufei: There is no such thing as....*the zombies swarm the stage* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he faints*
*everyone removes their zombie masks*
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: *comes back on stage* I can't believe he fell for another costume gag.....
Duo: You can't?
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: okay, maybe I can, but still....*pokes unconscious Wufei* man he's out cold! *suddenly grins evilly* Oh Wuffie fangirls!!!....*thousands of squeals come from the audience* Have at him! *The fangirls swarm the stage and when they are gone with Wufei, the once again trampled Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl and Duo sit up....*
Duo: you really need to stop doing that....
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: I know, but how else can I thank my readers?
Duo: How about you raffling the guys off?
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: That's a great idea!!!!! *sees Heero loading his gun backstage and then aiming it at her* Or not....*nervous laugh*
*Heero nods and lowers the gun*
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: *swallows hard* hehehe....so anyway, thanks again for reading my story and don't forget to review!!!! Reviews are very inspirational you know....o_____~ Bye for now!!!!!!!
Duo: Y'know, I don't think Wu-man is gonna be very happy when he gets back....
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: That's if he gets back....
*Indignant yell of "INJUSTICE" echoes from somewhere off stage*
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: Uh oh.....gotta go, later gators!!!!!!!
*grabs Duo and runs offstage as audience applauds*
Warning: Cat fur gets all over anything and everything!
Other stuff: Uh....it has come to my attention that maybe I should have warned my readers before-hand that this will be a Quatre/OC....not a lot or anything but enough....so yeah, if any of you out there don't like this type of story don't read it, ok? Sorry about the late notice everyone! -__-; Anyway, thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far and now....*drumroll* CHAPTER 4!!!!!!!! *cheers* ^_____________^
Kitty Quat
By: Fyre_faerie_gyrl
Chapter 4 - I Do Not Have Fleas!
"Cat! Cat? Now where did you get to?" Lia had left him alone in the kitchen for five minutes and now he was gone. She suddenly felt something brush past her leg.
"EEK!!!" The young girl jumped at least three feet in the air. Leaving a very bewildered Quatre watching her from below. When she landed she placed a hand over her chest as though it could slow her rapidly beating heart.
"Oh, Cat, you scared me!" Quatre gave a short mew of apology. She sighed and scooped Quatre into her arms and headed into the bathroom. Quatre sensed something wrong. He wondered if he had made her angry. Truthfully, Lia was angry, but at herself, for getting so worked up over nothing.
When they got to the bathroom she set Quatre down on the floor and shut the door. She then promptly knelt down and began rummaging through the cabinet beneath the sink.
"I know it's here somewhere...I didn't use it all the last time...but maybe I...ugh...gave it to her to take with her...ugnh...hm...no I still I have it I know I...YES!" Now it was Quatre's turn to jump, he hadn't been ready for that unexpected joyful outburst. He watched her, wide-eyed as she leapt to her feet brandishing a shampoo bottle that was so old the label was faded and peeling.
"It's flea shampoo!" She announced. Quatre was immediately offended. //I do not have fleas!// The girl didn't seem to notice his ignominy and continued to babble on about the soap. "When my sister brought her cat's when she visited, they had fleas, so I bought this...when was that? A year ago I think...." She shrugged. "Anyway, I'm gonna give you a bath just in case. Plus it'll make you sleek and shiny!" Lia said with a wink at Quatre. //She's really excited about this isn't she...// Quatre felt slightly uneasy.
Lia suddenly picked Quatre up from where he was pressed against the door and dumped him in the tub. She then turned on the water and held her hand under it to test the temperature.
"Perfect!" She then doused Quatre with the showerhead. To Quatre's surprise, he let out a howl when the water touched him. //AAH! GET IT OFF!// He squirmed around trying to get out of the tub but the girl's grip was too strong. She wasn't holding on hard enough to hurt him, but firmly enough so that there was no way he'd escape. Just when Quatre thought it couldn't get any worse, he felt the shampoo land on his sodden fur. He let out another yowl as she began to work it into his fur with her deft fingers. He could smell the flea poison mixed in with the shampoo and it slightly burned the insides of his now very sensitive nose as he breathed it in. He thrashed around shooting suds everywhere, including Lia's face and hair. When he realized he once again had not managed to escape, he mewed pitifully.
"Oh, don't do that!" Lia said as she winced at the mew Quatre just gave. "Don't worry I'm almost done. We just have to let it set for a minute before I rinse it off." Quatre wondered what he had possibly done to deserve this. The girl checked her watch. "Times up!" She quickly rinsed him off and wrapped him in a towel. After shutting of the water she unwrapped Quatre and then began to rub his fur with the towel vigorously in order to dry it faster. Quatre mewed again. This time because he was in pain, he felt like his skin was being rubbed off.
"Sorry, kitty cat!" Lia apologized as she let up on the amount of force she was using. To Quatre's relief she was quickly finished and his tingling skin was spared. Lia then picked him up once more and returned to her bedroom. She gently set him down on the bed and then began to rifle through some drawers in her dresser. She pulled out a pair of pajama pants covered with pictures of cats and paw prints and a matching tank top. She held the pants up for Quatre to see.
"I think these are very appropriate. Don't you Cat?" Lia asked. Quatre mewed. "I'll take that as a yes!" She promptly peeled off the sweatshirt she was wearing to reveal a short sleeve shirt that clung to her every curve. Then she began to take off the shirt. Quatre felt his eyes bulge in his sockets. //She's gonna...// He felt a nosebleed coming on. //No! Stop! Wait! I gotta go hide or something...I can't watch her...change...// Her stomach was now in full view and Quatre was about to bury his face into the comforter when she stopped in mid-action and looked at Quatre. She stared at him and he stared right back. She pulled her shirt back down.
"Um, no offense Cat but I'm gonna go change in the bathroom." She said as she hurriedly gathered her pajamas and left the room. 'Why did that feel so weird?' Lia wondered as she closed the bathroom door behind her. 'Maybe I'm just paranoid...no...I just couldn't change while he was...watching...but, he's just a cat isn't he?' She then shook her head to clear her thoughts as she set to work getting ready for bed.
Meanwhile, Quatre had not moved a muscle or taken a breath. As he remembered to breathe, he fell over with a soft plop. //That was waaay too close...eep.//
~
When Lia returned to her bedroom she was happy to find that Quatre had curled up on her pillow. She giggled at how absolutely adorable he was before switching off the light and climbing into bed with him. As she curled up under the covers the reached up to pet Quatre. He purred and scooted closer to her until he was basically wrapped around her head. She gave him a sleepy smile, which he could see thanks to his new night-vision goggles a.k.a. cat eyes. She then lifted her head just enough to kiss his tummy before heaving a contented sigh and drifting off to sleep.
Quatre, on the other hand was wide awake. //Did she just kiss my stomach???//
~Owari~
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: Hello again everyone!!!!
Audience: Hola.
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: Um....that was a little less than enthusiastic....
Wufei: Of course it was, can't you see they are bored to death with this "Fic" thing of yours?
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: They are not!
Wufei: Are too!
Duo: D 2!!!!!!!
*everyone blinks and then stares at Duo*
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: oh I get it! *hysterical laughter*
Wufei: Huh? *how articulate....*
Duo: You said R 2....
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: And he said D 2!!! You know, the robot from Star Wars!!!....*Wufei gives her a blank stare* Um....okay....maybe you don't.
Wufei: Anyway, stupid onna, this robot you speak of still does not dismiss my earlier observation of why the audience is so unresponsive.
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: oh....*stares at audience....they stare back....and groan* AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! They're zombies!!!!!! Head for the hills!!!!!! *hightails it out of there*
Wufei: There is no such thing as....*the zombies swarm the stage* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he faints*
*everyone removes their zombie masks*
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: *comes back on stage* I can't believe he fell for another costume gag.....
Duo: You can't?
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: okay, maybe I can, but still....*pokes unconscious Wufei* man he's out cold! *suddenly grins evilly* Oh Wuffie fangirls!!!....*thousands of squeals come from the audience* Have at him! *The fangirls swarm the stage and when they are gone with Wufei, the once again trampled Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl and Duo sit up....*
Duo: you really need to stop doing that....
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: I know, but how else can I thank my readers?
Duo: How about you raffling the guys off?
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: That's a great idea!!!!! *sees Heero loading his gun backstage and then aiming it at her* Or not....*nervous laugh*
*Heero nods and lowers the gun*
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: *swallows hard* hehehe....so anyway, thanks again for reading my story and don't forget to review!!!! Reviews are very inspirational you know....o_____~ Bye for now!!!!!!!
Duo: Y'know, I don't think Wu-man is gonna be very happy when he gets back....
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: That's if he gets back....
*Indignant yell of "INJUSTICE" echoes from somewhere off stage*
Fyre_Faerie_Gyrl: Uh oh.....gotta go, later gators!!!!!!!
*grabs Duo and runs offstage as audience applauds*
