Hello people, and no Im not dead. Im ALMOST dead. FROM SHEER BOREDOME. I BLAME SCHOOL. But like they care. THOSE HOMOS. Sorry, I just had to get that out. I got in trouble and I need to call them Homos SOMEWHERE. You people probably think its funny anyway. My mum dont. Yikes. Anyway, I have been trying really hard to get time to write this story. At school we have to do alot of writing assingments. Im gonna do a fanfiction tho. My teacher dosent know about Inu-Yasha, yet.... ::goes and laughs maniaclly:: Ok, Im all better. And Im on a sugar rush!! YAY!. Anyway, I bet all of you have been wondering.. 'DAMNIT! What did Kagome want Inu-Yasha to use in the morning?! Im gonna kill that author!' Well, now your gonna find out. Its not like I forgot.... and didnt remember it at somepoint along the way. HEE. And Im currently EXTREEMLY obsessed with TRIGUN! I love that show. But more importantly, I love VASH! YAY! Knives is just... wierd. But still hot. Should he come in the story? I dunno. I want a second opinion. I taped pictures of Vash ALL over my desk... And my teacher dosnt like it. Well that her own bloody problem. They are STAYING. MUAHAHA. Well, enough of my pointless gabbing that no one friggin cares about. On with the fic!!
Disclamer : I do not own Inu-Yasha, Trigun ::Goes off and wails in a corner:: or Rurouni Kenshin. But I can dream, oh dear god do I dream...
The group had walked in silence the rest of the way to the car rental place. They were now standing infront of the building, Inu-Yasha had the goggles on, and was sitting on the ground, along with Miroku and Vash, who was shaking uncontrolably.
"Ok, Im going in. Kenshin is in charge. And let Vash eat his donuts. He's gonna start to go through withdrawl soon..." Kagome glanced over at Vash. She hed his bag of donuts behind her back as a way to persuade him to be quiet.
"I-I-I-I'll be...." He paused. "A-allright..."
"Kagome, whats 'with dral'?" Shippo asked innocently, batting his eyelashes.
"Shippo, I suggest you stop acting like a fruit. Someones gonna hit on you, like a guy..."
"I know, Inu-Yasha does that all the time! And it hurts... But then you hurt him for me Kagome." He smiled up a Kagome.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY I DID!?" Came a roar.
"I said that you hit on me. You do." The clueless kitsune concluded. ( ---heh, I had that one planned.)
There was an awkard pause, in which Inu-Yasha simply stared at Shippo. Then, it came.
"SHIPPO, YOUR GONNA WISH YOU HAD NEVER SAID THAT, YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE FRUIT!!!" Inu-Yasha stomped over and punted the kid into orbit.
"Inu-Yasha! He didn't know what I meant!! Go get him!"
"No."
"I'll... oh god Inu-Yasha, go get him, or god help me! I- I dont know what I'll do! Woa, you didn't use your Listerene, did you? You breath STINKS!"
Seeing Kagome begin to loose it, Inu-Yasha decided NOW would be a good time to go find Shippo. But the kitsune found his own way back.
"Shippo! Dont DO that here!" Kagome yelled, seeing a big pink bubble float over and pop, revealing Shippo. Everyone's favourite fruit. (And so you people who dont know, a fruit is the same as a gay.)
"Ok, Im going in.. like I said before, Kenshin is the boss. What he says goes for the time being. If someone dosent listen, he will tell me." She looked over at a certain inu youkai at that moment. "Clear?"
"Clear..." Vash replied, shaking more violently.
"Oh for gods sake Vash, their just donuts."
"I-I-I know..."
Kagome decided to give the poor guy his prize. "I still don't know why I let you come with us...." She stated before handing the bag over. Vash grabbed the bag and dumped the contents into his mouth. "All bewtter!" He managed, spraying donuts crumbs everywhere. Kagome sighed and put her hands on her temples.
"Vash, when we get the vehicle, you are NOT getting crumbs everywhere. It'll just be kinda gross..."
"Agreed!" He beamed happpily, brushing the pile of crumbs the landed on him off.
"Er, Kagome-sama, how long will you be?" Kenshin asked meakly.
Kagome let her hands drop to her sides. "Um.. I dont think too long. You guys can wait for about half an hour right?"
Kenshin gulped loudly. "I-I suppose. Do you think you could take Inu-Yasha though?"
"Nope. They wont let you in. You all have weapons. Speaking of which.. Vash?"
"Uh huh?" He looked up.
"Why do you have a gun?"
"Uh.. well, mostly for protection. I dont like to shoot it though."
"Well..." Kagome closed her eyes and sighed. "The way you stuttered makes me nervous. Just think of what my friends would say.. I could be travelling with an escaped outlaw or something..."
Silence.
"Oh my god.. your an escaped outlaw!?" She screeched. Attrecting too much attention from the people walking in and out of the doors.
"Um.. not exactly escaped.."
"What do you mean?!"
"I was never caught." He got a guilty look. "I should have told you. I guess I forgot."
"YOU FORGOT!? HOW COULD YOU FORGET!?"
"Um... I got.. preocupied..."
"Preocupied with what?! What the hell did you do to become an outlaw anyway!?"
Kagome hit a nerve.
"I dont want to talk about it!" He looked away.
"Sorry..."
"Hey Vash!" Called a new voice. "What are you doing here?!"
Vash looked up and got to his feet. "Knives?! What are you doing here?!"
"I asked first." Knives stated. He had his normal red and white space suit-ish thing on.
"Ok. Im with my new..." He looked over at Kagome. "friends."
Knives scoffed. "Spiders..." (For you ppl who dont know, Knives refers to humans as 'spiders', and the plants as 'butterflies'. The plants being him and Vash.)
"So... Why are you here?"
"None of your b-" He began.
"Knives-sama! Knives-sama!" Another new voice shouted. "I found a hot-dog stand! Can I have some money?" A man wearing white came into view.
"For gods sake Legato." Knives sighed. "This is the last free handout your getting. Next time you need to do some evil plotting first!"
"Yes, Knives-sama."
Knives reached into a pocked and pulled out his wallet. He opened it up and pulled out a five dollar bill. "Take it and go. And get me a soda!" He yelled, watching Legato run off. He put the wallet away.
"Who the hell are you?!" Inu-Yasha piped up.
"Shut up spider! I have no need for you."
"What the hell did you say!?" Inu-Yasha raged before getting up and ripping off the goggles. Knives stepped back but grinned. "So, I was mistaken."
"What are you talking about?" Kagome asked, she hadnt noticed Inu-Yasha take off the eye-wear.
"He, like me and Vash, is not human."
Inu-Yasha raised his eyebrows and calmed down a little. "Your not human? Ha! Dont make me laugh! You smell like any other human I've met."
"And you.." Knives began. "Are not a plant. What are you?"
"I want to know first." The youkai said arrogantly.
"Woa woa wait." Kagome walked over to Knives. "You said he wasnt a 'plant'. Does that mean that you and Vash are?"
"Percisly. You are a surprisingly fast learner, for a spider."
"A plant..." Kagome muttered. Visions of potted plants appeared in her head. Vash walked over to her and poked her on the shoulder. "Um, Kagome? You in there?"
"Plant..."
Everyone backed away from her and she just stood in the same place. Knives' eyes narrowed. "Legato! Quit it!"
No answer.
"Hmm.. Guess it wasn't him this time."
The blue haired man came running back with a brown paper bag in his hand. "Knives-sama! Heres your soda!" He held out the Diet Dr.Pepper (dont own) and Knives took it. "Wheres my change?"
"Oh, yea. Just a second..." Legato began fishing around in his pocket and gave Knives back a penny. Knives stared at it for a bit, then looked up at Legato. "Wheres the rest?"
"Er, um.. I gave it away to charity."
"CHARITY!? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE IT AWAY TO CHARITY!?"
"But! It was a guy with a dancing monkey! You never even SEE monkeys anymore, let alone DANCING ones!" Legato screamed back, putting his hands on his hips in a girl-ish fashion. Knives began to rip his hair out while saying camly "Legato, dont do that. You look feminine... and that must be degrading."
"Not really!"
Something in Kagome's head finally came back to reality. "Well... I guess I better get in there and get us a car, huh?" She looked over to Knives and Legato. "And I'll make it a van. We need more seats now that we have more travelling companions."
Everyone stared at her.
"Uh... Kagome? Their not coming.. are they?"
"Yes Vash. They are coming." With that, Kagome walked into the rental place leaving everyone outside.
"I dont like you." Inu-Yasha stated, looking at Knives and Legato.
"Like wise." Knives shot back.
Well, they you all go! Are you all happy? I tried to make it good. And Im also very happy, I FINALLY got my first Trigun manga, and a figure of Vash. AND my eBay order got here yesterday! YAY! A pair of sunglasses EXACTLY like Vash's! Now eveyone calles me 'hippie'. GRR!! They shall BURN!! Anyway, please Review! And Im doin pretty good, no flames yet. Knock on wood.
