Alrighty, Im back. Bringing you ppl the latest random idiocy! YAY! Since Im not able to draw right now, I dunno why, Im gonna type! If I ever get a writers-block AND an artists-block, I'll kill something. ::Looks tv in the stover at her bird:: MABEY EVEN HIM! Anyway, Im writing this as I go, so that means, IDEAS PLEASE! Anything will do. And Legato is supposed to be OOC. I needed a person with a really upity kinda personality, so why not scew a character up? lol.
And Im gonna reply to reviews again. Im a GOOD person! Well, mabey not... but oh well.
Sango1on1 : Well, nice to see you again. Thx for reviewing, and Im glad ur lovin it!
Griffin D. Sage : Mabey a bit disturbing.. Im weird tho. Vegata WOULD fit in, but Im not very farmilliar with him. I'll start watching DBZ again and then decide.
Darkness-Kitsune : Hello! Im happy that you feel special! I do too! And no, I dont live in the USA.(Canada all the way!) I get ALL my Trigun episodes off the internet. Meaning I download. And yes, Vash is WAY better lookin that Knives. Knives is kinda creepy... but still cool. Thankies for the candy! I love candy. And btw, Trigun is on ates. Its on adult swim. But honestly, Knives aint THAT bad. Theres this kid in my class... lol.
Disclamer : I do not own Inu-Yasha, Trigun, or Rurouni Kenshin. But Im workin at it... Heh heheheheh AhahahAHAHAHA!
Oh yea, and now that we've got ppl in here that can speak telepathically, it looks like this...
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Inu-Yasha glared at Knives as the two sat down against the building. Since there was about five metres between, the rest of the group sat down in he gap. Legato was beside Knives, Kenshin beside Legato, then Sango, Kirara, Miroku, Vash, Shippo and finally Inu-Yasha.
Knives picked up a rock, threw it over his head, and smirked when he heard Inu-Yasha growl.
Legato, say it was Kenshin, or I refuse to buy you anymore food until we get back to GunSmoke.
Ok! But why can't you?
Because, you moron, he'll know it was me. Then the question will arise 'How did you know he threw it?'
Oh, good point. Ok.
They finished their silent conversation before the youkai yelled out,
"Who the hell threw that!?!?!"
Legato took his que. "It was Kenshin."
Kenshin leapt in suprise, and looked over to Legato. "What? You know I didn't do that!"
"Lying dosen't suit you well..." Inu-Yasha snarled, getting up. Now remeber everyone, Inu-Yasha Anger Kenshin gets beat down.
That was you, wasn't it Knives.
Skrew off, Vash.
Legato's eyes widedened and he replied, Yay, no one can hear us! We can talk behind their backs! Woot!
Legato, shut up. But you have a point. No one can hear us. But Vash might tell. Vash, you wont right?
It depends.
Say you wont or Legato here will... do something.
Like a trick? Oh, Oh! Will he jump through a hoop thats on fire or something?! Cool!
Knives shook his head and sighed. "No, something bad. Idiot."
Everyone looked over at Knives, exept for Vash and Legato, who managed to supress a giggle.
"Um, did I say that out loud?! Um... Legato, do something!!"
"Sorry! No can do."
"I hate you."
Inu-Yasha had just finished beating the crap out of Kenshin, so he went back and sat down.
A brown mini-van drove up to the group sitting on the cement. The door opened to reaveal Kaome.
"Hey guys! I got one with enough seats! Everyone get in!" She opened the back doors and the trunk. "Inu-Yasha, you and the luggage have to sit in the trunk."
Inu-Yasha's rosary lit up and he slammed into the concrete infront of him.
Vash jumped a bit, earning a scoff from Knives.
"Oh my god! Im sorry! It slipped..." She ran over to him and pulled him up.
"Ah! Crap Kagome! You broke my friggin nose!" He yelled, pinching it at the bridge.
"Im so sorry! Here," The miko reached into her pocket and pulled out a cup of Ramen. (dont ask how it fit.) "Get in the van and I'll find a place to cook this. Kay?"
Inu-Yasha thought for a moment (Only a moment, wouldn't wanna over work that brain o' his) then stomped over to the trunk, got in, and slammed the door closed.
Kagome stood, watching for a moment, before blushing. "I didn't mean too..."
Sango walked over and put a hand on her friends shoulder. "Its O.K Kagome-chan. He'll get over it." She glared over at Knives, since he put the youkai in the bad mood in the first place.
"You have a problem, spider?"
Leave her alone, Knives.
I'll do as I please.
Vash and Knives glared intensly at each other, everyone else just loaded into the van.
"Get in or we're leaving!" Inu-Yasha roared from the back.
"Sorry!" Vash got in the back, next to Leagto, and followed by Knives. "Aw crap, Im with the baddie laddies."
Knives scoffed. "Shut up."
The back of the seat was pushed foreward a bit, and Vash got onto his knees and looked over. Inu-Yasha had pulled the dog-pillow over and mabe a bit of a chair out of it. He now was leaning up againts it, and was asleep.
"Awww... look, he's asleep." Vash whispered to no one in particular.
"Oh... Its, -" Legato began, before being cut off by Knives who put a hand over his mouth.
"Dont say it!"
Legato bit down hard, then finished. "Its, idea time!!" He said in a sing-songy voice.
Knives just sighed, cradling his bitten hand.
Legato puffed out his chest, and began. "I though of a game! Whenever a car goes by, I'll ask a question! Whoever gets it wrong has to poke Inu-Yasha wherever the winner says!"
Vash grinned, and Shippo hopped onto Legatos shoulder. (Not the one with the spikey metal, the one with the skull a little ways down. lol)
"Hey everyone! Im gonna get us some lunch at Wacdnalds! Does anyone happen to know what they want?" Kagome stated from the drivers seat.
"A hot dog!"
"Donuts!"
"Candy!"
"Um, tofu would be good, that it would!"
"Im too good for that pathetic human waste!" SCOFF!
"Ramen! Inu-Yasha likes it, so it might be good!"
Since Inu-Yasha was asleep, the only one who hadnt answered was Sango.
"Um... I'll get whatever you get, Kagome-chan."
"Uh, alright. We'll have to make different stops to get all of that..." The van stopped at a traffic light. "Who's hungriest?"
"Me!" They all shouted, exept for Sango, Knives and Inu-Yasha.
"Oh my god Im with idiots..." The miko muttered quietly to herself.
"Oh, its IDEA TIME!" Legato screamed, causing Knives to wince. "Why don't we go to a store that has EVERYTHING in it! Then everyone gets what they want!"
Kagome was so pleased, she took her hands off the weel and waved them in the air. "Yay! Legato, that was BRILLIANT!!"
The van swerved, and Kagome grasped the weel before hitting a group of blind kids crossing the street.
"Lady Kagome, I do believe our attire does not match the standards here."
"Yea, so? Whats your point? This is a road trip in a different CONTRY! Who CARES what happens here!" She said with a crazed look.
"But, we don't want trouble with the law, right?" Vash inquired.
"Right. Um, does anyone know were a grocery store is?"
The fuedalies (Thats what Im gonna call them. Like frenchies and stuff. No racist meant tho.) all shrugged.
"Um, I believe you take a right turn here..." Kenshin began. He had been in the city for a little while and kinda knew were he was goin. (Now, I know all of you will have wondered at one point : Why are these people in Canada. Now there is NO REASON. This fic is not meant to be really serious.)
After a while of driving, and the occasional shout of 'Oh my god, you woke him up Vash!' from the back of the van, they reached an I.G.A store. (dont own. ::sigh::)
"Ok, everyone get out! And leave ALL of your weapons IN the van!" Kagome's voice rang as she opended her door and steped out.
Vash, being the idiot he was, tried to remove his left arm. (Remember, its a gun too.)
Kagome opened the back door and saw the outlaw. "Vash, what the hell are you doing?"
He looked up, "Oh, hello!" Then went back to his 'project'.
"Vash! Why are you trying to rip your own arm off?!"
"You said to 'leave all the weapons in the van'."
"Yea, I did. Thats what you call an arm."
"I know."
"Oh, your saying its a weapon? How?" Kagome figured.
Vash revealed the hidden gun, making everyone who didn't know gasp. "See?"
Kagome sighed. "Ok, everyone with 'built in weapons', stay in the van."
Sango and Kenshin, now weapon-less, got out.
Kagome looked at everyone in the van. "Oh come on, your kidding me! You ALL have weapons!?"
"Cheese."
Everyone ignored the statement from Vash.
Knives took the opotuninty to brag. "Well, Legato has mind powers, me and Vash both have angel arms AND mind powers, and I refuse to go."
Kagome raised a hand to her temple "Then what about Inu-Yasha and Miroku?"
Inu-Yasha made a poping noise with his knuckles and Miroku gestured to his gloved hand. Shippo just wagged his tail a little.
"Fine! You guys stay and guard the van. What do you want again?"
"Candy!"
"Donuts!"
"Hotdogs!" Legato screamed, bouncing up and down in his seat.
"Ok, I know what Inu-Yasha wants. Knives?"
"Nothing."
"But you need to eat..."
"DONT TELL ME WHAT I NEED, SPIDER!!"
"Ok, nothing. Good choice." Kagome quickly agreed. "Inu-Yasha? Hows your nose?"
"Fine." He grumbled.
"Miroku, I feel sorry for you, you have to stay with the other mentally unbalanced people."
"Hey! I take offense to that!" Legato argued.
"You should..." Kagome said, sliding the doors shut and proceding with her small group.
"Cheese." Vash repeated.
"SHUT UP!"
No Knives, it's me. Im doing it. Legato's voice spoke inside the psycotic plants head.
Well stop. It's irritaing.
CHEESE.
"AAAHHHHHH!!!" Knives yelled out of frustration before knocking Vash out.
-WHEN THE GIRLS, AND KENSHIN GET BACK-
"What happened to Vash?" Kagome asks after getting in the van and starting it.
"Donut over-dose." Knives lied.
"He didn't have that many. Oh well." She began driving again.
"Im HUNGRY."
Miroku sighed. "We all are, Legato."
"But Im REALLY hungry!!!" He started bouncing up and down in his seat again.
"LEGATO!!! IF YOU AND THAT FREELOADING GROUP OF YOURS WANT TO STAY, SHUT UP!!!!"
Everyone in the van shut up, especially the said group of freeloaders.
"Alright, thats better. I've booked us a spot on todays whale watching boat. Thats where we're headed next."
Knives leaned over and asked Legato "Whats a whale?"
Legato just shrugged.
"Incompetent fool..." Knives murmered.
As the van drove on, it got quite warm inside. Having nine people residing inside was probably the cause. So, they just opened the sun roof. The group of people from GunSmoke looked at the trees growing out of the rocks in awe. Not the rocks, but the trees. Inu-Yasha just kept on sleeping, with Shippo perched on his head. Miroku was talking to Kenshin about girls, and Sango and Kagome chatted about girl-stuff. In about an hour, they reached the docks. Everyone unloaded and formed a circle around Kagome.
"Ok, we all ahve to wear these full-body life suits. They keep us warm, and float if we fall out of the boat. DON'T be doing that. Does anyone here think they might get sea-sick?"
Nothing.
"Then no complaining on the boat. And Inu-Yasha, keep those goggles ON. Hopefully no one will ask why you have them."
She got the expected "Feh." in return.
Ok. Heres ur chapter. I know, I know. It took way too long. Im not very good at staying focused on one thing. But it does get finished. And I got a question... does it seem like Im dragging this out too much? Its taken 11 chapters for everyone to get aquainted and to B.C. Pls answer! And remeber, REVIEW! Even if ya' hate it, please do say it! YAY! My own slogan. I'll love it and hug it and name it George. ;
