ELLO!!!! -waves to everyone- HI!! Im back again. And it seems you are too... hmm... mabey, you like it! That makes me all warm and fuzzy. Just like my new touque! Its white, with little ears on it, just like Inu-Yasha! I made it in sewing classes. And since I got alot more reviews, thanks all!! (Especially Rebel-Writer. THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no worries. I've decided that this is THE WHOLE GANG!! No more ppl.)And the little Kilala Kirara thing...

Kirara - Japanese

Kilala - English

There. better. Both of you reviewers were right.

Oh, and I was Vash for Halloween! Just thought I would say....

What were you people? ( ---- No, Im not a stalker.) Or did you even do anything....

Well, thats enough from me.. heres your chapter.

Disclamer : No, I dont own Trigun, Inu-Yasha or Rurouni Kenshin. Damn. Its not fair!! AUUGH! ee;

The group stood around the docks looking stupider than they already did, while waiting for the captain of their boat. It was orange, with a black inflatable tube around the frame, to prevent sinking. (I went in one of these before. They're pretty fun. IF you dont know what it looks like, go search 'zodiac boats' on google image search. You should find some.)

After about ten minutes, a really scruffy looking 'captian' with one eye came walking out to the boat.

"Aye'."

Vash looked up from picking seagul crap off of a pier with a stick, and responded. "Arrr!!" He sounded like a raspy old man.

Knives sighed. 'If anyone DARES to assume that I'm related to him, they die on the spot...'

"This your crate?" Inu-Yasha said arrogantly. He placed one foot on the bow of the boat, and one on the dock. He was pretty pissed off. He had to wear a full body life jacket. Honestly though, who wouldnt get mad at having to wear one of those.

"Aye'. This be Bessy. She's stand the worstest waves."

Knives raised an eyebrow, and Legato supressed a laugh. This guys grammar was atroucious.

"So, we get in?"

"Aye'."

Is that all he ever says?

Probably. He dosent look to bright. I should have known better! I bet this is all a trap to get me out in the middle of nowhere, so Vash can take me down!

Legato raised an eyebrow. Naw, I don't think so, Knives-sama. Vash just dosent seem like he would do that.

Hello! Who said my name? Awww... Knives did? I didn't know you cared so much as to say my name! Vash joined in. He started grining stupidly.

Legato elbowed Knives in the stomache lightly to get his attention. "We need a firewall against him or something." He said under his breath.

"Fire?! WHERE!?!?" Kenshin screamed, before flailing around, loosing his balance, and getting pushed in the water by Sango.

"I have a headache." She stated simply, a look of pure annoyance on her face.

Legato pointed at Vash accusingly. "Its all him! BLAME HIM!!!"

"Hes not the one yelling 'HOTDOGS' on impulse..." Kagome stated.

"BUT, Lady Kagome. He's the one yelling 'DONUTS' on impulse. And his voice is much higher pitched, so its much more irritataing." Miroku said.

Vash grabbed Shippo and sat at the back of the boat. Why Shippo? They're both annoying.

So, after much yelling... the group was in the boat in the middle of nowhere. Waiting not so patiently for whales.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...."

"Dee dilly dee!"

"There they are, sitting in a row...!"

"Bum bum bum"

"Big ones, small ones, ones the size of your head..."

Vash and Kenshin sang in unicin : "Give em' a twist, a flick of the wrist-"

"So I says to BillyBob Jimbo, I says........."

"Have you ever read a playboy Knives?"

"No."

"You dont have a clue what your missing..."

Legato had almost drown twice. He had looked over the edge of the boat, saw his reflection, and almost died trying to save himself. (lol.....)

Shippo sat on Vash's shoulder, trying to remember the lyrics to the song.

Kagome was listening to Sango talk about BillyBob Jimbo, her camera ready for the whales.

Vash and Kenshin had chosen a new song selection. Gonads and Strife.

"I saw this kid riding down a hill on a wheelchair goin really fast yellin WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

They couldnt pull it off, due to the fact that their voices didn't sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

The new song was the Mission Possible theme.

"Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun DUN."

Kagome looked out at the water, ignoreing the dull roar around her. "HEY LOOK!"

A pod of whales surfaced a few metres away.

Vash jumped up and instinctivly drew attention to himself. "Hey look! They're comin this way! Look!!"

"SHUT UP!!!!" ...Knives.

"Okay..."

The whales resurfaced again, this time going right under the boat. Kagome took a picture, but Vash had thrown a donut out to the whales, so as the universe had it in for Kagome, she now had a nice shot of a donut.

The group saw them resurface about 10 metres away, heading away from the boat.

Knives stood up and began having a hissy fit.

"Get back here you ugly beasts!! WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET!! COME BACK I SAY!!" He sat down. "Legato, make them come back...." He whined.

"I dont wanna." His blue haired minion replyed, sounding like an arrogant five year old.

"Now."

"No."

Knives glared at Legato, who in turn glared back.

"Well, that be all for t' day" The bum-looking captain concluded, turning the engine back on and heading back for land.

Inu-Yasha, who hadnt said anything for the whole trip, piped up. "That was a rip-off."

The captain looked at the youkai in the corner and shrugged. "There be on days, and there be off days too. Today was an off day."

"It's just a damn whale. Kill it and stuff it." Inu-Yasha was glaring at the captain, though it didn't show through the tinted black goggles. "Then you can look at the stupid thing whenever."

"Inu-Yasha! Be quiet." Kagome scolded under her breath. She walked over to Vash, and whispered to him.

"You can read minds and stuff right?"

"Howd you know?!" He jumped.

"Legato told me."

Vash's eyes narrowed and he glared in Legato's general direction.

"Anyway, can you tell Inu-Yasha to shut up... you know, telepathically?"

Vash grinned and began to boast. "Yea, its easy as pie."

Kagome sighed. "Tell him to shut up before the captian starts asking stuff, ok?"

"Aye aye!"

Inu-Yasha, this is your concience speaking!

'What the crap?! Where have you been all these 200 years?'

Uh.. sleeping.

'Riight. That makes sense. What do you want?'

Oh, right. Kagome says to shut up before the captian starts asking about the goggles and stuff, kay'?

'How did you talk to Kagome?'

Umm...... While I was... sleeping...?

'Why you askin' me?'

Asking you what?

'If you talked to her while you were sleeping.'

Riight...

'Anyway, HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!'

Um, lets rephrase that last bit. Please be quiet.

'That works too.'

Good. Im gonna... lea- sleep some more now...

'Kay' bye.'

Yea...

Vash nudged Kagome and gave her a thumbs up before sitting down by Knives and Legato to count how long they could glare at eachother.

Kagome looked over at Inu-Yasha and wondered how Vash had come out alive. Inu-Yasha wasn't the brightest of all the group, but he should have caught on to who was talking to him. It was kinda obvious he didn't have a concience.

The group reached the docks, and unloaded from the boat. Knives had lost the glaring contest. He had too when a seagul craped on his face. The bird suffered its fate when Knives used his telekensis to blow it up after making it hit a few rocks. Miroku, Sango, Kenshin, Shippo and the captian were the only people suprised to see the seagul delebritley hitting random things before blowing up.

They loaded into the van and waited for Kagome to finish paying for the rip-off whale watching thing.

"That captian only had one eye!" Vash said, closing one eye for random reasons.

"One more brain than you...." Knives muttered.

"Oooohhhhh!!" Everyone but the two brothers cheered.

"Yea, well, your so stupid, you took a spoon to the super bowl!" Vash counterd.

"Well, your so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!"

"Your momma wears army boots!"

"We had the same mom..." Knives raised an eyebrow.

"Right..."

"Anyway, your so stupid you got hit by a parked car!"

"OOOOOOHHHHH!!" Everyone cheered.

"Your so stupid you could get locked in a grocery store and die of starvation!"

"Well you went into a library and ask what they sold there!"

Kagome opened the door and the conversation ended. Everyone took their usual seats and looked at her expectantly.

"Uh..."

"Where are we going next, Lady Kagome?"

"Oh, right. The ROCKY MOUNTAINS IN ALBERTA!! WOO HOO!!"

Oh, hello. Your still here? Wow, Im honoured. Really, I am. I didn't think it was that funny my self. Of well. Next, the rockies. duh. And this is all the characters. No more. And, to rebel writer,

Thank you SOOO much for the reviews! I hope it isint too hard to understand. I seen your reviews for the story by Masked Mistress, A Legend Known, With A Twist, and REALLY hoped you would find my little crappy fic! YOU DID! d  b

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