Well, I really dont have anything to say right now, other than HELLO! Im really updating. WOW, I know. That dosent happen often. After Alberta, the gangs going to have a long go at Saskatchewan, my home province. So.... It might take a few chapters to get through Sask. But, why am I talkin about that, They're still in Alberta. Meh.
Bad Experences With Bathrooms and 7-11's
Within half an hour in the van, Legato had to pee.
"I gotta pee really bad!!!"
Vash and Knives moved over as if preparing for something.
"Just wait for another 10 minutes, Legato! Theres a town with a concession and stuff, you can go there. And everyone else, since we're just passing through, if you wanna get a snack, I'll give you each five dollars... since we didn't happen to sink the whale-watching boat."
As the radio swithed songs, the tune, "Rock and Roll" By Led Zeppelin came on. (No, I dont own the forementioned stuff. Funny thing tho, thats the song Im listeng too... very strange... lol)
Vash's face lit up. "Turn it up!! Turnitupturnitupturnitup!!! PLEASE!!"
Sango sighed as the music blared and three members of the van -Kenshin, Vash and Kagome- jouned in singing. The taiyija looked out the window absently.
Inu-Yasha was fidgeting with stuff in the back of the van, and came across the goody-bags Kagome's mom had packed.
"Hay, Kagome? How come we never use this stuff your mum sent?" He hollered over the singing and blaring music.
"Hay is for horses." Knives muttered, also gazing absently out his window.
Kagome hadn't heard Inu-Yasha so he decided he'd just wait till they got to their destination because if he didn't he'd just get sat and if he got sat he'd go through the floor and die and everyone would be sad and say "Oh no Inu-Yasha died" and they'd start to cry because they were sad and he'd be on the road dead. HEE HEE.
(Sugar high... lol)
-TEN MINUTES LATER-
"AHHHH!!!! LET ME OUT!!! I GOTTA GO BAAAADD!!!!" Legato screamed as he jumped out the open door doing the potty dance. He then ran into the store, going through the exit door, impaling three people with the spikes on his shoulder, blowing up the security cameras with his mental powers, triping over shopping carts that shouldn't have been at a gas station confeccionary, and finally winding up in the girls bathroom. Shippo ran in after -screaming 'CANDY!!!'- , causing a few random people to run out.
Kagome smacked her forehead. "Kay guys, ya know what?"
"What?"
"PLEASE don't do anything stupid in there. Especially you three..." She pointed to Miroku, Vash and Kenshin.
"Why me?" Vash whined.
"Your stupid." Inu-Yasha answered.
On the inside Kagome agreed completely. She winked at him when he looked at her, expecting a 'sit'.
"Mabey they'll have some sunglasses that will stay on in there. Inu-Yasha, those goggles are on so tight you have a red line going across your face where the strap was. It looks painful."
"Not really"
Vash just walked into the store pouting, with his yellow hippie shades on. Miroku following close behind. Knives just kinda wandered around until he found a bum (A person kind of bum, like the people with no money) sitting in a box. He proceded to poke the man with a stick. But he got bored after three pokes and went into the store to yell at Legato for no apparent reason.
Miroku looked around the store in awe, until his gaze landed upon those dirty magazines.
A perverted "Ohhhhh...." escaped his lips and the houshi ran over to the shelf and proceded to grab the 'best' looking ones.
"Hey, whatcha' doin'?"
Miroku tried to hide the magazines but Inu-Yasha grabbed his shoulder and pulled him around.
"Miroku..." He began, relizing what the magazines were. "Put em' back, or I tell Kagome. Fare?"
"Not exactly...."
"Who cares?"
"No one!" He said, agreeing. "Absolutly no one..." The last part barely escaped through clenched teeth.
Legato came out of the washroom muttering something about gay males.
Vash and Shippo were trying to decide the best candy choices before they heard a loud girlish scream that threatened to break the windows and therefore would cause further damage to the store. They jumped up and Vash carried the pail of 'Blue Whales' candy with him to the section with frozen burgers and stuff.
Legato had his tounge stuck on the glass.
"Ih wahnt ny thault!" He tried to say before screeching some more.
Flashback
"Ooooohhh! Frozen hot dogs that would taste like crap but I have to get them or else I would risk loosing my title as a bottomless glutton and all my 3 fangirls would hate me till I die! Which is a long time! WHEE!!"
He proceded to run over to the stand up freezer thing and licked it.
End Flashback
Inu-Yasha walked over and scoffed before walking away muttering some obcenety we all know he's capable of.
Kenshin, who seemed to be forgotten, walked up with a cup of what appeared to be hot water.
Legato looked over, but his blue locks fell over his eyes.
"Cwap!"
Vash and Shippo supressed giggles.
"What has taken place here..." Kenshin began, sounding like a police officer.
"I goh meh tounge stuhk."
"What?"
"I GOH MEH TOUNGEH STUHK! Twying two geh hopt-dohs..."
"I heard the first part..." The ruroini sweat dropped.
"NEVEH MIND!" Legato screamed.
"Uh..." Knives was speechless as he found the group standing around Legato. "I knew this would happen at one point..."
"Hey, Knives... you got any hot water or somethin'?" Vash asked.
"No."
"Oh... Okay!" Vash tunred around and took a deep breath. "ANYONE IN THIS STORE HAVE ANY HOT WATER? OUR GLUTTONOUS FRIEND HAS GOTTEN HIS TOUNGE STUCK TO THE GLASS OF A HOT-DOG COOLER AND NEEDS TO GET IT OFF!"
The few people that were still in the store gave wierd looks or giggled.
"NO? OKAY. THANKS ANYWAY!"
Vash turned back to face the group and shrugged. "Anymore ideas?"
"Yea..." Knives muttered evily. He wrapped his arms around Legato's waist and made a pulling gesture. "It would only hurt for a few minutes..."
"NO. Abosohluhtly NOTH."
"Legato.. your opinion does not count in this matter. If you had been smart enough to get a brain this would not have happened."
Vash looked at his brother and spoke in a tone that said he had no clue what he was talking about, "But if he supposedly didn't have a brain in the first place, how would he think of getting one..?"
"I... don't know..."
"Ha! I knew I would be smarter than you at SOMETHING! It just took 131 years!" Vash jumped up and down like an idiot and tripped on some unknown object.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Im stiha stuhk!"
"Oh, right..."
"Shut up Kenshin."
Kenshin shot Knives a dark look.
"Well... wholy budda's..."Miroku exclaimed, running up to everyone.
"Whats a budda?" Shippo asked innocently.
"YO MOMMA!" Some rapper guy yelled before running out of the store and tripping on the shopping carts Legato had plowed through earlier.
"Is tha-"
"Yes Shippo... it's true. Your mother was a budda. A very beautiful budda..." Miroku trailed on dreamily.
"Heh..." Vash began, scratching the back of his head. "I don't even know what a budda is."
"But I thought the budda was my 'momma'." Shippo said.
"Hoo cawes! Geth meh off o hea!!!"
"Oh right... Legato..." The evil plant brother said maniacly. "Get yourself off. Im leaving." And Knives walked away after buying 187 beef jerkeys. Why 187? I like that number.
"Yea." Kenshin followed Knives out, with his SEEMINGLY pointles cup.
"Hey.. Dun leath..."
"Those dirty magazines would fit up my sleeve... I'm gonna buy em!" Miroku raced off to the magazines.
"I must find what a budda looks like!" The kitsune ran off and fell down a hole in the floor. "I found a budda! Its fat...."
"And I am off to discover the amazing, wonderful world of 7-11 donuts that only appear cinveinlently in this store!" Vash marched off.
"HELT!! HELTH!!!"
-Later, in the van-
"Vash, gimme a donut!! WAAAA!!" Shippo wailed.
"NO!! MY PRECIOUS!!"
"SETTLE DOWN BACK THERE!!!" Kagome HOLLered.
"Knives.... I wanna beef jerkey." Shippo attempted to do kitsune eyes.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"PLEASE?"
"NO GOD DAMNIT NO!!!!!!!!!!"
"ok."
Legato sat quietly inbetween Vash and Knives, holding the freezer door infront of him. Kagome had said to rip the door off and get it the van. And when it warms up, he would be able to pull off his tounge.
"Wa wight.. hull ith oth... dezz..."
"What was that?"
"Nothin'..."
Inu-Yasha sat in the back like always, watching Van Helsing on the portable DVD player he had recieved from Kagome's mom. He had to hold on the headphones on his ears though.
It was silent in the van as they headed towards the rocky mountains.
WHEEEEE! Im done! -Happy dance- HEHE! I can't WAIT till tomorrow! I get a new CD, WHEEE!
And did anyone see the most recent Saturday Night Live? No? Awww... I did.
-shifty eyes- Anyway, REVIEW!!
And does anyone have an idea for what can happen in the rockies? I have an idea, but thats backup, due to the fact that its very vauge.
IMPORTANT!!
I am thinking of adding in another character. If anyone objects, tell me. Its a person from Danny Phantom. IF no one replies to this, the persons comin in. NO ands, ifs, or buts. Ok, bye now!
