HOWDY! I've got my discman on and no idea WHAT is gonna happen. This is probably gonna be phsyco. AND, my profile thinger is up, if you wanna read it. I have to say tho, I can't say how many more characters are coming in. I know the ones coming in now for sure are, (From FullMetal Alchemist) Ed, Roy and Envy. (From D.N Angel) Dark, Daisuke and mabey Krad. (From The Getbackers) Ban and Ginji. (From Hellsing) Alucard and mabey Sereas, Integral and Walter. (From Danny Phantom) Danny and mabey Ember, Tucker, Jack, Vlad or Technes. I have many obsessions now and if it gets too crazy, just say and you don't have to read it anymore. Im am espically sorry to Rebel-Writer, who I told I would keep it simple, but lied. ; I have no idea how everyone's gonna fit in the van tho.
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I'll shut up and let you people enjoy this. (Its extra long, too! )
"Knives?"
"What."
"Can you tell Kagome to stop the van?" Shippo squeaked from his pearch in Knives' shoulder.
"Why? And no."
"Cause, your so big, and strong, and... and... WAHHHH!"
Knives grabbed Shippo's tail and deposited him on Sango's head.
"SHIPPO, GET OFF."
The atmosphere in the front of the van was completely different that it was in the back. Even Inuyasha was kinda happy. Thats saying alot. Kagome and Sango looked like thay wanted to kill. On the way to the Rockies, Vash had stuck his head out of the sunroof...
FlashBack
As the van drove on, a low rumble emited from the road behind. Vash stuck his head out of the sun roof only to find a group of the Hells Angels.
"Oh HELLO! And how are you lovely ladies fairing today!"
Being mostly all males with long hair on both their heads and face, this got them going. Every single Harley Davidson bike's engine roared as they formed a circle around the van. A single rock hit Vash squarley in the back of the head, followed by a steady stream of the hard grey projectiles their pockets steadly produced.
"Ah, Hey? What'd -OW!- What'd I doooo?" Vash whined in a high pitched and very irritating voice. He attempted to retreat through the sun roof, but got stuck.
Inuyasha, Kenshin and Miroku were all cracking up at this point, and Legato had suck back into the seat, his eyes wide a saucers. Kagome had almost started hyperventalating. Knives was having a glaring contest with a biker that resembled Slash from Guns and Roses. (his hair was black, curly, and covered up anything above his nose.)
"Vash you moron, get back in the van!" Kagome HOLL-ered.
"I caaaaaant!" He proceded in the high whiney voice. "Heeelp!"
"Use your gun arm brother! Destroy them! Those heartless vermin... they shall PAY! They have leeched off our race for hundreds of years, MAKE THEM BURN! MAKE THEM FEEL THE PAIN OF OUR SIDLINGS!"
Everyone looked at Knives as silence ensued. In 8.4 seconds later, Inuyasha, Miroku and Kenshin were once again cracking up.
"SHUT UP!"
"Uh, Knives... I cant make them burn. My arms a machine gun, not a flame -OW- Flame throweeeer!" Vash yelled.
End FlashBack-
POP
Everyone looked at Kenshin. His mouth was slightly open and he quickly closed it. Then he shrugged and made another poping noise with his lips.
POP
"We need more people here."
(told ya so.)
"Why?"
Shippo shrugged. "Its more fun."
"Ok!" Kagome grinned, throwing all her control isues to the wind. "Im picking up the next hitch-hiker we find!"
Everyone in the van perked up, and Knives choked on his hunk of beef-jerky.
"Why?" He asked after clearing his throat.
"Cause it'll be fun! And besides, we have people in here that will commit random acts of violence against others, we're safe!" The miko chirped.
"Thats bad..." Vash muttered. Then relized what she said. "Thats not true!"
"Not all you guys. Just Inuyasha."
"Damn straight!" He yelled from the back.
Miroku spotted someone on the road and bounced up and down. "I have spotted a person that is reffered to as a 'hitched-hiker'!"
"Thats 'hitch-hiker!'" Sango corrected him.
"Oh wah!" Knives mocked.
"SHUT UP PLANT BOY!" Inuyasha screamed, causing Knives to go into a pout.
Kagome slowed the van to a stop and jumped out. "Need a ride?"
The long-eared (I mean long. We're talkin foot long elf ears here folks) blonde looked her up and down and supressed a scoff at the sailor outfit. "Yea, I do... but I can also wait for someone else..."
"Oh come on!" Kagome pleaded, ignoring the insult. "We're going across Canada, all party like! Its a blast!" Then she jumped up and down making stupid girly noises.
Just then a very loud curse was heard followed by a girlish shriek. Then the van tipped over. What followed could only be described as utter chaos.
"Knives get OFF!"
"Thats my leg y'all!"
"THATS MY HAIR!"
"NOO! My freezer door! THAT WAS A KEEP-SAKE!"
"AAAHHHHH!"
"Why did you just scream Vash? We're not dieing."
"Oh."
The weight shifted, causing Legato to be ontop of the screaming pile stuck inside the van.
"OH MY GOD!"
"GET OFF YOU TUB-O-LARD!"
"What do I do Rem, what do I do!"
"OW! My eye!"
"EEEWW! Shippo farted!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did-"
"OOOH! Hello Sango!"
"AHH! Perv!"
(Legato aint fat, but considering how much he eats, there must be something to him)
"Yea... that looks like buckets of joy..." The blonde stated, voice dripping with sarcasin.
"It is! They just had a moment..." Kagome turned to face him again to get a good look. His hair was shoulder length and blonde with a green tint at the roots. He had cerillian blue eyes and a small light green goatee. A dark brown leather headband kept all his hair off his forehead. He wore a navy blue leather tunic, that was covered by even darker blue fingerless leater gloves that came up to his forearms. A small piece of sloulder armor was held in place by a leather strap that joined in the middle of his chest on a semi-thick silver ring with two other straps that dissapeared under his arms, all the straps held a holster on his back, holding a small metal disk and a large gun. He wore tan pants that ended just below his knees, a leater strap holding them in place just above each knee. A small bag was suspened on a leather belt like strap that hung at his hips. Below the knees he had more leather, and a pair of navy blue boots.
(O.O;)
"Well..." Kagome began. "Do you wanna come?"
"I suppose..."
"YAY! Im Kagome."
Silence.
"And you are...?" She asked.
"Jak."
Knives, who had just walked up, scoffed. "Thats original." His hair was ruffled and he now sported a black eye, where he and the seat belt buckle had a nasty meeting.
Kagome turned around to deal with problems at hand. Like, getting the van righted. Then getting a can of aerosol spray. It was true, Shippo stunk.
"Inuyasha! Come here!"
A door opened and Sango pulled herself out, followed by Inuyasha.
"What?"
"Come here!"
He pouted and walked over. "What?"
Kagome lowered her eyelids and pointed to the van. "Im not even gonna ask what happene-"
"Shippo stole one of Knives' beef jerkeys!" Vash supplied, sticking his head out the sunroof.
"O..k.." She turned back to Inuyasha. "Fix it."
"I dunno how."
"Just tip it back up."
"Ok!" He replied happily, as wierd as that is, and proceded to tip the van upright.
Kagome turned back to Jak. "Ok, half the people in there are insane, not human or something else. Got a problem?"
"Meh."
"Good! Now go get a seat."
Jak shrugged and walked over to the van and got in, sitting by Miroku and Kenshin. He had seen Vash earlier and had do desire to sit by cross-dressers with high pitched voices. (gets killed by Vash fangirls)
In 2.67.54 minutes, the van was loaded up and Kagome just got on board the cruddy automobile. "I have an announcment!"
Half the occupants sighed, even though they had no idea what is was about, or what an 'announcment' was.
"We have a new..." She stopped, lost for words. "PERSON riding with us." She pointed to the said person, Jak, and he looked behind him to see Vash staring at him, Knives glaring at him, and Legato lookng dreamaly at a cheese puff on the floor. Inuyasha wasnt even listening. He was engrossed with Van Helsing again.
"Please welcome him and Knives, you pig, give everyone a beef jerky!"
"NO!"
"Listen to the woman, tighty-whiteys!" Jak yelled.
Vash burst out laughing, being the only one not caring if his brother was pissed enough to kill or not. Miroku and Inuyasha simply snorted. Inuyasha was a bit happy that the new guy was taking control and shutting loud mouth Knives up.
A/N: Ok, just taking a break to say, IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT JAK LOOKS LIKE, go to www.google.ca (or .com) and search : 'Jak 2' on image search. Why 2? That's the outfit I want him to have. And I am also gonna move this fic to the 'crossover' section. I just found it and feel like a dumbass that I put this in the Inuyasha section. And to Darkness-Kitsune, I would love to put you in, but I have to ask... do you mind if you get bashed just a bit? Nothing major, but I felt like I should ask first. It wont be in this chappie, but they still have the Territories to get through, and there could be some 'ultra tobbaganing ACTION'! N'ways, lets get the rockies over with!
Kenshin, Jak and Miroku got along suprisinly well. Miroku had been told when he started his perverted talk. He wouldnt do it again around Jak.
Sango was still pouty, along with Knives, who had had to share 9 of his 187 precious beef jerkeys. DEAR GOD NOOO! THE HORROR!
Vash had suggested a game of 'duck duck moose'. (a bit of an inside joke) He would say 'Duck' repetativley until a car came, then right before it passed, everyone yelled 'MOOSE!' and ducked down until the car passed. Kagome had to keep driving and Knives quit playing before it even started.
flashback
"Who wants to play Duck Duck Moose?"
"No."
end flashback
"OH BOY! We're at the rockies! EVERYONE OUT!"
Everyone did as told and loaded out. It was a cloudy day and was snowing lightly.
"Ok, I have booked lessons for y'all! Whos snowboarding and whos skiing!"
Jak raised his hand. "Uh... I don't need lessons..."
"WHY?"
Everyone else backed off but him. For he was Technes, mashter of all things electro-... Whups, wrong show.
Kay, lets try this again... For he was Jak! The Ecofreak, who kicked Baron Praxis' ass, while keeping his hair all pretty like! He was ph33red everywhere! And was also good at hijacking cars and hovers alike! Jak striking pose in background, making pose run off crying.
"I've got a JET-board and can fly it..."
"Ok, just show me and I'll let you get going." She smiled all big and her teeth went PING.
He showed her and got going. But on the way up the hill, he got cocky and decided to go up the hill the wrong way, getting hit multiple times by some random skiiers.
Then a tree. Those trees have got it in for him.
"I wanna snow-board!" Vash yelled, not knowing what he was talking about.
"Ok..." Kagome checked off something on her list.
"Ski." Sango said dully.
"Oh.. my.. GOD! Me TOO! We must be.. like... TWINS or something!" Kagome hugged Sango.
"I wanna... uh... uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh..." Miroku had a string of drool hanging out of his mouth at this point.
So... after many hours of treatourous training, everyone on snowboards were good to go. (Only Kagome and Sango are skiing.)
With the guys, the bottom of the hill. Jak too.-
"Ok. I WILL prevail with the goddamned T-BAR LIFT! CURSE IT AND ITS MANY SPAWNS!" Legato screamed.
Inuyasha pulled the ski goggles off his face and let them rest on his forhead. He had gotten partnered with Jak to go up the lift. And didn't need the INFERNAL devices imparing his vision.
"Ok, elfy... no messing up this time.."
They had just gotten to the part where you stand and wait for a T-bar to come from behind and pull them up.
"Cram it."
"Make me."
The T-bar came up behind and began propelling them up the hill.
"LISTEN, jackass..."
"Why thank you."
"What?"
"I said 'why thank you'."
"I KNOW THAT. Why'd you say it?"
"To get on your nerves."
"Ass."
"UP IN FRONT! WATCH YOU LANGUAGE!" A woman behind the two yelled at them, her young girl sitting next to her on the lift.
"UP YOURS!" They yelled in unicin.
"You little PUKES!" She screamed.
"Why thank you." They both replied, smirking.
"AAUGHH!"
"What was that? Your a self centred cow?" Inuyasha inquired.
Jak laughed. The two high-fived.
The lift jolted them both off and they fell flat on their faces. The lady came up, red-head kid in tow, just as they were getting up.
"Im reporting you two."
Silence.
"Did you hear me! Im reporting you to the ski patrol!"
Silence.
"LISTEN TO M-"
She was cut off as a clawed hand circled around her neck. She looked down, saw Jak. She had pissed him off enough to bring out the... ALOTER-EGO! W00T!
His eyes were completly back, exept for random shines reflecting some unknown source of light. His skin had got pale with a purple/grayish tint to it, alont with his hair, which was just a bit darker with more of a gray color. He had grown long lack claws, along with a small set of sharp black horns. He was now... drum roll DARK JAK! Mashter of KUNG FU! Though not really.
In the moment on suspense, a battle cry was heard and a snowboard colided with Jaks head, sending him into the snow again. Legato was attached to the other end of the board, breathing heavily. He looked over to Inuyasha, whose eyes had shrunk to the size of dimes. Red and Blue dimes. ;
"Oh.. sorry about that." Legato grinned. "The sun made it look like he had a cooked turkey. Whoops." Legato yanked at the snowboard, which refused to move. It was stuck on the elfs horns. "Ah poop." He yanked harder, causing a POP noise.
"Uh..." Inuyasha began.
A muffled noise was heard from the snow. Jak propped himself up on his elbows.
"Quit yankin' that. You nearly broke my neck!"
"Oh."
"Yea, OH!"
Just then a snowmobiels engine could be heard. It drove up beside the group and the rider jumped off.
"Oh boy..." He looked from one member of the group to the next. "Has this woman been causing you trouble?" He asked.
"Uh..." Inuyasha muttered again.
"Yes, she has." Jak half lied.
"Well... Martha here has been causing trouble around here latley. Im sorry she caused you nice young men any trouble."
Martha looked at them as she got loaded onto the ski-doo along with her kid. "I would have gotten away with it too if it werent for you medeling kangaroos!"
The ski-doo drove off.
"Was he blind or just stupid? And what the hell is a 'kangaroo'?" Inuyasha asked. (Haha.. ChibiSess cracked a funny.. )
"I'd say both." Legato answered. He looked down at the front of his snowboard and noticed that he had gotten the front end wrecked completly. Two black horns punctured the hard plastic. "Kagome's gonna be mad, ain't she?"
"Mabey." Inuyasha walked over to where Legato was, and grabbed the snow board out of his hands. "Let me do it!"
A small "Oh hell no." Was heard before Inuyasha, using more brains than Legato, walked up to Jak, still suporting the board, and guided the board off. Legato had been a bloody retard and just yanked it backwards, nearly snapping the elfs neck.
"You god damn dumbass! Look how easy that was!" Jak yelled, getting up and brushing the snow off of himself.
"Well ECSUSE me for trying."
"You didn't try very hard, you got it stuck in the first place." Inuyasha said matter-of-factly.
Legato mumbled something under his breath and walked away, snow board and all.
"HEY GUYS!" Vash hollered, running up to them with Miroku, Shippo and Kenshin. "Look what Miroku can do!"
Miroku sighed and raised his hands to his ears. He pulled them out to make them look big and made a monotonous "ooooh."
"HAHA! He's a monkey!"
Everyone stared at Vash for a few seconds.
"What?"
Kenshin broke the silence. "Uh... Im goin down this run, right here.." He pointed to a long winding path only about two metres wide. "Anyone coming?"
Inuyasha and Jak gladly took the oppoutunity and headed down. Inuyasha looking like a moron, having his snow board boots on over top of his freakishly puffy pants. Vash followed, screaming like a girl the whole way down. Kenshin and Miroku stood watching the group.
"Why did I join this group of travellers?" Kenshin asked.
"Well... ehm...eh..."
"You do not know?"
"No."
"OK THEN!" Kenshin hollered happily as he headed down the hill, Miroku followed.
WITH THE GIRLS-
"Oh Sango, skiing is so much FUN!" Kagome said as she was moving down the hill at 0.2 miles an hour. "You go so fast! It feels like your cheating death or something!"
"Yeah..." Sango had simply taken off her skis and was walking beside Kagome, who had dug her poles into the ground.
WITH KNIVES-
"Hmph."
WITH THE SNOWBOARDERS AND JET-BOARDER-
Vash looked like a star on broadway or something. His jacket thingy had gotten blown up in the wind and DEAR GOD NO his chap like leather pants were SHOWING! AAAAHHH! Causing him to flail around stupidly to try and get the jacket back in place.
Inuyasha had fallen in the snow many a times. If trees bled, there would be people running around screaming "IT BE THE APPACOLYPSE! YO!".
Jak was doing fine. As for Miroku... he had fallen over a log. He lay on his stomache on the ground as Kenshin, who was singing his own theme song (What a square!) ramped off our poor monk, the bindings on the red-heads snowboard caught on Miroku's robes and pulled them up. Revealing... A PINK THONG!
"Oh my god!" Inuyasha yelled from his current snow drift.
Jak heard and came back up the hill. (Yes, the JET-board goes uphill too)
"What?"
Silence. (Inuyasha fainted)
"WHOLY MOTHER O' PEARL!" Jak yelled. (Haha... yes, Im a SpongeBob junkie)
Miroku blushed pinker than the thong and ran all the way back to the van to start an intellegent conversation with Knives.
WITH KNIVES AND MIROKU-
"So I says to Billy Bob Jimbo, I says..."
"No. SHUT-UP. You go!"
WITH JAK, INUYASHA AND KENSHIN. WHO ARE THE ONLY MEN LEFT IN THE STORY. VASH WAS THERE TO, BUT THE FOREMENTIONED DOSENT APPLY TO ER, HIM... ISH..-
Inuyasha had woken up, and was now licking a giant lolli-pop. It was bright green and purple, with a big pink and yellow butterfly printed on the center with pink heart crap all over it.
"Where the hell did you find that waste of space?" The now 'back to normal' Jak asked. He was sitting in the sno-bank next to Inuyasha. Vash was next to Jak and Kenshin next to Vash.
"I HAVE A HANGNAIL!" Vash yelled, waving his pinky finger around, gaining no laughs or intrest from the gesture.
"I found this waste of space in the sno-bank." Inuyasha said half caring.
"I like CHEESE."
"Shut up Vash."
Vash glared at Jak for a few seconds, then put on his yellow shades to complete the effect... which sucked.
A skiier flew down the run infront of the group, throwing snow in all of their faces.
"THANKS ALOT!" Jak yelled after the man, who in turn turned around and hit a tree. The elf chuckled as he wiped the snow off his face. Inuyasha looked like he was gonna kill, just glaring as the snow melted on his face as said face heated up.
"Um... Inuyasha, you should wipe that off." Kenshin said. "It will melt and form ice on your face. Then you'll suffocate."
"LIKE HELL I WILL."
Kenshin shrugged and got up. Inuyasha said 'feh' and shifted his position a little.
"Is anyone going to accompany me?" He red-head asked, putting his boots back in the sno board bindings.
Silence.
"I will." Jak said, getting up. Inuyasha was clearly scaring him with the lolli pop thing.
Vash just stood up and got ready too.
The three left down the hill, leaving Inuyasha to sit alone with his lolli pop and the snow bank. Soon after though, Inuyasha had his lolli pop stolen by the fattie Legato, who had went speeding down the run, and used his telekenisis to rob the youkai of his candy.
HALF AN HOUR LATER, AT THE VAN. NOT IN THE VAN-
"WOW! That was so exhilerating!" Kagome said, smacking her thigh in the process. "HAHA!"
Everyone looked at her like they were about to say 'wtf?'.
"Wheres Inuyasha?" She asked, smiling so big it was scary.
"YO MOMMAS HOUSE!" that same rapper guy yelled before getting hit by a sno mobiel.
Sango raised her hand, like a student would.
"SILENCE! Man, you talk to much Sango!"
Knives took this as an opportunity. "HE'S STILL ON THE DAMN HILL! JEEZ!"
"Oh, Ok! thank you for that kind, informative and greatly appriciated comment!" Kagome says stupidly before rushing off up the hill, leaving everyone else standing at the van. All with the same thought crossing their mind : 'wtf?'.
"Uh..." Vash began "Is she on something."
"Yea, mate!" Kenshin said. "Im on the same thangy!"
"And , what, may I ask, is that?" Knives asked.
"Purple weed!"
Silence. (The 'Purple weed' is an inside joke. I'll explain at the end of the chapter.)
"You should quit..." Jak mumbled. And for no reason at all, Shippo jumped onto his shoulder with the little piece of armour.
About 15 minutes later, Kagome came running down the hill with Inuyahsa in tow. A red trail in the snow following them both.
"Oh my god! Is that blood!" Sango yelled, as she promptly fainted and Miroku caught her.
Inuyasha looked and swore.
"God damn kool aid! It leaked!" He threw what was remaining of his cherry kool-aid at the chalet. It hit a window and exploded a bit.
Legato held up a sign saying '8.5'.
Everyone sighed (at the same time, haha.) and got into the van... where they spotted two people rummaging around. One was short, had a blonde braid and a red cloak like jacket on, and the other was fairly tall with short black hair and a blue military uniform with black boots on. The second they heard the doors open, they both turned around, to reveal a two more ROBBERS! twitch One was tall with red eyes, shoulder length spikey purple hair and black wings (YAY! ) and the other looked to be about 14 with spikey red hair and eyes of the same color.
"HEY YOU!" Legato screamed, and everyone looked at him. "YES YOU SHORTY! GET OUT OF OUR CAR"
The 'shorty' glared intensly at Legato, revealing yellow eyes and bangs down to his chin.
Inuyasha decided to take matters into his own hands, and lunged, along with shorty, who was taking out his misplaced agression. They both tumbled to the ground and began to exchange blows. Inside the van, the military man was giggling to himself quietly. Behind him, the man with the black wings picked a cheese puff off the floor and was about to throw it out the window when Legato caught his movement, and ran at him. The second he stepped fully into the van, it tilted in his direction due to weight.
"Haha, is fattie back for his.. uh... fattie food...?"
"Actually, YES I AM." Legato smiled sweetly.
The red haired boy gave the man with the cheese puff a look and grabbed the said food, handing it to Legato. Legato smiled at the boy and hopped out of the van, causing the vehicles springs to react and it jolted up, knocking everyone inside off their feet.
"DAMN FATTIES AND THEIR FAITTIENESS!"
"Dark, shut up! Your so mean today!" The red haired boy yelled at the winged man, knows as 'Dark'.
"Fine then." Dark scoffed.
Back outside Inuyasha was still fighting with the shorty, who was actually winning against the youkai. They had passed the fist-fighting 'stage'. Inuyasha was using claws and the blonde had proven that his right arm was mechanical by forming the end of it into a blade. Vash had cheered at the sight of someone else who was missing a limb in a way.
Kagome was too dumbstruck to do much of anything to prevent the two from killing each other, and Sango was trying to get Kenshin from going hippie on everyone and throwing daisies at the two. Knives was quite enjoying himself, as was Jak. At the begining they had promptly sat down and watched. Jak was voting for the blonde, and Knives cheering (though not really) for Inuyasha.
With a flash of blue light, Inuyasha had dissapeared from sight into a giant igloo with no door. The victor of the battle, shorty, touched his left hand to his right arm, and the silver hand reformed. Kagome noticed this and screamed,
"OH MY GOSH HE'S LIKE HARRY POTTER!"
"What?" He asked in return.
"You can do magic! OOOOOOHHH!"
Knives slapped his head at the girls stupidity.
"It wasn't magic..." He trailed off.
"What is your name! I NEED an autograph!" She squaled.
"Agh! Fine!" He yelled back, a vein throbbing on his forehead. 'No point in explaining to her now. She's to friggin' dense.'
Kagome jumped up and down a few times before seeing that no one else was sharing her enjoyment. She shut up and got out a pad of paper and pen. She took it over to him and noticed how much shorter he was than her. His head only reached her shoulder. (I don't know if this is true or not, but oh well.) He quickly scribbled out his name and handed it back, where Kagome read it out loud.
"Edward Elric." She screwed up her eyes and looked closer. "Never heard of a magician by that name."
"I AM NOT A FIGGIN' MAGICIAN!" Ed screamed back at her.
"Touchy..." She said quietly. "So, are you related to a magician?"
"..."
The man in the military outfit was on the floor of the van laughing at Ed, who looked very mad indeed.
"SHUT THE &#! UP ROY!"
Kagome gasped, Dark snorted, Daisuke (the red head) smacked Dark on the arm for snorting, and Roy shut up.
"Thank you."
A long silence ensued, in which Kagome suddenly remembered that four strange people gets shot were robbing them.
"Hey! Your robbing us!"
"No we're not." Ed lied.
"Oh. Your not? Then that means. . . Your travelling with us!"
"Um..." Roy started. "Sure! Yes it does. We're travelling, with... you."
Knives' eyes narrowed and he used his telekenisis to etch his name on his previous seat in the van. "HAHA! NO ONE CAN SITE THERE! SEE, MY NAME!"
"Very good..." Dark said. "We now have heard every name possible."
Jak jumped up. "What about me!"
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!" Ed screamed.
Jak, taking responsibility and being a manly-man, cried by a tree.
"Awwww!" Sango cooed as she ran over to Jak, who was laying in the fetal position in the snow, "You made him cry..."
"So...?" Was the intelligent reponse.
"APPOLOGIZE!"
"Fine then, be that way..." Ed muttered under his breath. He walked over to the two, drew in a breath and 'appologized', "Im sorry for making a girl cry." He then smirked, and walked back to the van. Dark had moved and was now sitting cross legged on top of the vehicle, looking slightly arrogant.
"IM COLD." He whined.
"Try wearing CLOTHES!"
Dark glared at him, obviously counting black flare jeans and a black turtle neck vest good enough clothing for the Rockies.
"OK! Everyone get in the van and we'll be off!"
"Why?" Inuyash asked.
"So we can get to SASKATCHEWAN!" Kagome explained, yelling really loud on the last word.
"Oh... ok." Was the response as Inuyasha got in the back again.
As everyone loaded in, they found a problem.
"THERES NOT ENOUGH ROOM! WAAAH!" Shippo screamed. He was lodged underneath Jak, and it was painful.
"Your right..." Kagome concluded. "OKAY! Shippo, come sit up here."
Shippo sat inbetween Kagome and Sango.
That still left Daisuke, Dark, Ed and Roy with no seats.
Kagome turned to Sango, "Sango-chan, could the little red headed kid share that seat with you?"
Sango looked displeased with the mention of it, but shuffled over as Daisuke squeezed in beside her. He fit perfectly.
Miroku and Kenshin made a space for Roy, leaving Dark and Ed with no seats.
"Vash! Can Ed go between you and Knives?"
Knives shoved Vash over, and moved as close as possible to the window. Ed looked a Kagome disbelievingly, but sat there anyway. He pulled his hood up over his head a pulled a discman out of seemingly nowhere.
Inuyasha stayed dead silent through the whole seating process, since he had enough room in the back for the four new people to sit in the first place. But, seeing as he was a space hog, he wasnt about to tell anyone about it.
So Dark did it for him. "I'll sit in the very back..." He muttered, making his way to the back of the van, and jumping over the back seats. Inuyasha glared at him and pointed to a corner. Dark looked at the small corner and sighed, sitting down and trying to get comfortable for about two minutes, due to the fact his wings didn't want to be crammed into a corner.
Ed had turned around and scoffed at the two in the back. Dark heard this, and plucked a black feather from a wing and threw it at Ed's face. The blonde ducked, and the feather hit Legato. It blew up in his face, causing burns. Ed and Dark burst into laughter, and Inuyasha smirked. Everyone else was to dense to notice the pained screams from Legato, who was now on the floor.
Ed got up and jumped into the back and settled down next to Dark.
"What?" Dark asked.
Ed pulled out a plastic ziploc (dont own) bag and said in a low voice "I'll pay you 25 for ten of those feathers."
"Okay..." The angel replied, depositing ten feathers in the bag. "If you don't throw em' right, they don't work. Just so ya know."
Ed grinned and handed Dark the money.
Someone snapped their fingers and the whole bag blew up.
"DAMN YOU ROY!" (Roy has special gloves, he can snap his fingers and create fire. And he's hot. ;)
Roy giggled a bit as Jak high-fived him.
Inuyasha was just about to his breaking point, and the arrival of a crumpled white daisey in his lap set him off. He reached for the Tetsusaiga and unsheathed it, the sword growing huge.
"WHO HAS DAISEYS!"
Everyone in the front pointed at Kenshin, except for Legato, obviously.
Kagome decided to begin driving at this point, and everyone took their spots and shut up. Inuyasha put his stupidly large sword away, and threw another set of headphones at Dark. The youkai turned his small T.V. so that his and the angel could both see it.
Kenshin decided to let things be and put his daiseys away.
Oh boy, thats over. I don't know why Kenshin has a strange daisey throwing disorder, but he does. shakes head
About the purple weed, one day me and a couple friends were eating lunch outside, and a couple of high school peoples came up and asked if we wanted to buy some purple weed. It ended up that one of my friends threw prune (lol!) at them and they left. So thats that. Anyway, I suppose I'll try to get the next chapter up this year (I wish I was joking). And I don't have anything against Vash, he's just easy to make fun of. shrugs And, I KNOW the might not have T-bar lifts at the Rockies, but then again, I've never BEEN there. I live in Sasktachewan, folks. It FLAT. I've gone Downhill skiing before, just not in the mountains. So.. Until then I CANT WAIT TO WRITE THE SASKATCHEWAN CHAPTER!
