Well, I guess this fic is doing well then. A review-chapter ratio of 1:1
is pretty good.
Teen Vegeta: So what? Beelzemon had one of 2:1, and that still left 27 odd reviews.
Forte: Yeah, I know, so.......
Teen Vegeta: And one DBZ fic had over a thousand reviews for 20-some chapters.
Forte: (Sweatdrops.)
Teen Vegeta: Better get cracking.
Forte: HEY! I WAS WRITING THIS TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD, NOT FOR A REVIEW CONTEST!
Teen Vegeta: Should've figured that since you went to a low-key fic zone. There aren't even twenty-five fics there.
Forte: Okay, whoever is reading this, go onto the fic, while I defend the honor of the movie, and the fics based on it.
Teen Vegeta: How? (Turns Super Sayjin.)
Forte: You'll see.............
Chapter two - Housebroken, or just breaking the house?
Sarah was struggling to get the diaper on the infant. She was NOT going to risk it pooping somewhere she couldn't easily clean it up, or where she wouldn't find it until it's too late. It took a few tries, but she also managed to get a decent hold cut in the diapers for the tail. She finally got the diaper taped on, and set him down in a makeshift crib. Then she set a bottle in the crib, and left to find a job. It wasn't long before the milk ran out, and the raptor got curious. It pushed the bottle aside, and squeezed though two of the wider 'bars', and started towards a coffee table. Oddly, he seemed to have skipped the crawling stage, and was walking the way an adult raptor would, only somewhat restricted by the diaper. That didn't restrict his wrecking ability. As soon as he got to the table, he hopped onto it, since it was a little low, and walked around on it, scattering papers, and knocking a coffee mug onto the floor, but not breaking it. Then it hopped down, and walking into the kitchen. It slid on the floor, it having been waxed, and slid into a chair. It let out a little yelp, and tried to get up, and fell over. Then he resorted to crawling to move back to the living room. As soon as it was back on the carpet, it stood up as well as it could, and left through the other door, into a storeroom..........
Sarah opened the door, and returned home. She noticed the mess in the living room, and that the raptorling was gone. She panicked, and heard a yelp in the storeroom off the stairs. She went in, and found the infant under a cover, trying to find his way out. She took the cover off, and put it back, while the baby raptor walked to her leg, and nuzzled it. She picked him up, and put him back in the 'crib', putting a heavy book against the opening he used, and the cover in the crib to comfort him. Then she got on the computer, and decided to try finding a job via the Internet. It was also a way she could watch him. It wasn't long before he was trying to leave the crib again. She heard him knocking against the book, and she looked as he used a raptor's signature pounce to knock the book over. He crawled out again, and headed toward the kitchen. She was somewhat amazed when it switched to crawling when it got to the kitchen floor, and then figured it went into the kitchen earlier. She followed it, and entered just as he knocked over a trashcan, spilling garbage on the floor.
"HEY!"
She picked him up, put two heavy books in front of the opening, and cleaned up the mess. She resumed her computer searching, and then heard him at it again. She saw him use that raptor pounce on the books again, and it knocked them over again, but they ended up one on top of the other, and he couldn't get past them. It gave out a cry, and tried sucking on the empty bottle. She got the point, and picked him up...........
She put him back in the crib, and he was sleeping. She wrapped the cover around him, and returned to the computer.........
She heard a knock at the door, and answered it.
"Maggie? What are you doing here?"
Maggie then held up a pink piece of paper.
"You were fired? Why?"
"They found out about our phone conversation. They fired me. Do you have a free room?"
"I guess so."
"Thanks."
Maggie came inside, and sat down.
"I did get a little more information though. Remember when you asked how much human DNA is in him?"
"Yes."
"It's between 5% and 35%."
Sarah's eyes went wide.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Then she heard the raptorling cry out, and realized that she woke him. She went to him, and placed a multi-activity thing for babies she still had from when she was a baby. It worked, and he was playing around with it. Maggie watched him with interest.
"Wow! You only had him for a couple days, and he's father along than my daughter is, and she's three months old!"
Sarah started thinking.
"Raptors would have to develop fast in the wild, so maybe that's why........."
"Well, that's still pretty fast."
Then they both sat down, sighed, and dozed off..........
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Teen Vegeta: (With lots of static in his hair.) Ouch!
Forte: Told ya I'd show ya. (Holds up a ray gun.) Lucca's Power zap gun works well. For every hundred power units are in someone's power level, this zaps them with 10,000 volts.
Teen Vegeta: (Coughing.) Stupid gun!
Teen Vegeta: So what? Beelzemon had one of 2:1, and that still left 27 odd reviews.
Forte: Yeah, I know, so.......
Teen Vegeta: And one DBZ fic had over a thousand reviews for 20-some chapters.
Forte: (Sweatdrops.)
Teen Vegeta: Better get cracking.
Forte: HEY! I WAS WRITING THIS TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD, NOT FOR A REVIEW CONTEST!
Teen Vegeta: Should've figured that since you went to a low-key fic zone. There aren't even twenty-five fics there.
Forte: Okay, whoever is reading this, go onto the fic, while I defend the honor of the movie, and the fics based on it.
Teen Vegeta: How? (Turns Super Sayjin.)
Forte: You'll see.............
Chapter two - Housebroken, or just breaking the house?
Sarah was struggling to get the diaper on the infant. She was NOT going to risk it pooping somewhere she couldn't easily clean it up, or where she wouldn't find it until it's too late. It took a few tries, but she also managed to get a decent hold cut in the diapers for the tail. She finally got the diaper taped on, and set him down in a makeshift crib. Then she set a bottle in the crib, and left to find a job. It wasn't long before the milk ran out, and the raptor got curious. It pushed the bottle aside, and squeezed though two of the wider 'bars', and started towards a coffee table. Oddly, he seemed to have skipped the crawling stage, and was walking the way an adult raptor would, only somewhat restricted by the diaper. That didn't restrict his wrecking ability. As soon as he got to the table, he hopped onto it, since it was a little low, and walked around on it, scattering papers, and knocking a coffee mug onto the floor, but not breaking it. Then it hopped down, and walking into the kitchen. It slid on the floor, it having been waxed, and slid into a chair. It let out a little yelp, and tried to get up, and fell over. Then he resorted to crawling to move back to the living room. As soon as it was back on the carpet, it stood up as well as it could, and left through the other door, into a storeroom..........
Sarah opened the door, and returned home. She noticed the mess in the living room, and that the raptorling was gone. She panicked, and heard a yelp in the storeroom off the stairs. She went in, and found the infant under a cover, trying to find his way out. She took the cover off, and put it back, while the baby raptor walked to her leg, and nuzzled it. She picked him up, and put him back in the 'crib', putting a heavy book against the opening he used, and the cover in the crib to comfort him. Then she got on the computer, and decided to try finding a job via the Internet. It was also a way she could watch him. It wasn't long before he was trying to leave the crib again. She heard him knocking against the book, and she looked as he used a raptor's signature pounce to knock the book over. He crawled out again, and headed toward the kitchen. She was somewhat amazed when it switched to crawling when it got to the kitchen floor, and then figured it went into the kitchen earlier. She followed it, and entered just as he knocked over a trashcan, spilling garbage on the floor.
"HEY!"
She picked him up, put two heavy books in front of the opening, and cleaned up the mess. She resumed her computer searching, and then heard him at it again. She saw him use that raptor pounce on the books again, and it knocked them over again, but they ended up one on top of the other, and he couldn't get past them. It gave out a cry, and tried sucking on the empty bottle. She got the point, and picked him up...........
She put him back in the crib, and he was sleeping. She wrapped the cover around him, and returned to the computer.........
She heard a knock at the door, and answered it.
"Maggie? What are you doing here?"
Maggie then held up a pink piece of paper.
"You were fired? Why?"
"They found out about our phone conversation. They fired me. Do you have a free room?"
"I guess so."
"Thanks."
Maggie came inside, and sat down.
"I did get a little more information though. Remember when you asked how much human DNA is in him?"
"Yes."
"It's between 5% and 35%."
Sarah's eyes went wide.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Then she heard the raptorling cry out, and realized that she woke him. She went to him, and placed a multi-activity thing for babies she still had from when she was a baby. It worked, and he was playing around with it. Maggie watched him with interest.
"Wow! You only had him for a couple days, and he's father along than my daughter is, and she's three months old!"
Sarah started thinking.
"Raptors would have to develop fast in the wild, so maybe that's why........."
"Well, that's still pretty fast."
Then they both sat down, sighed, and dozed off..........
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Teen Vegeta: (With lots of static in his hair.) Ouch!
Forte: Told ya I'd show ya. (Holds up a ray gun.) Lucca's Power zap gun works well. For every hundred power units are in someone's power level, this zaps them with 10,000 volts.
Teen Vegeta: (Coughing.) Stupid gun!
