Damien: Well Forte, it looks like you and Beelzemon are bringing non-humans
out of hiding on the net.
Forte: !!!!!!! Damien!?!?!?! What the hell are you doing here?
Damien: My personal servants and I need a place to stay while the castle is being fumigated.
Forte: You have bugs in that place?
Damien: Did I SAY it was insects?
(Then Samus Aran the intergalactic bounty hunter walks in, and removes the helmet of her Power Suit. She takes a deep breath, and starts yelling at Damien.)
Samus: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU MENTION THE X PARASITES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU ONLY SAID METROIDS GOT LOOSE IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damien: What's wrong? I thought you could absorb the X parasites.
Samus: WHEN I GOT MY OWN ABILITIES BACK, MY CELLUAR MAKE-UP RETURNED TO NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forte: Whoa! Back it up. Damien, you were messing with Metroids and X parasites?
Damien: (Ignoring Forte.) If you can't handle it, I'll just have Cell do it.
Forte: I thought Infinity Kaizer had Cell under his control.......... Forget it, I'm updating while you two argue...........
(Then Cell from Dragonball Z floats in, in perfect form, however, his purple streaks on his face are black, his eyes red, and overall seems different.)
Cell: What's going on?
Forte: SHUT UP SO I CAN UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then the others stand there and sweatdrop........)
Forte: FINALLY! Anyway, to Black Dragon, I'm surprised you reviewed. Anyway, onto the story.
Damien: (Whispers to Cell.) Why the heck did were we afraid of him when he shouted?
Cell: (Whispers to Damien.) It IS kind of hard to suppress the instinct not to angry a predatory creature.
Samus: (Whispers to both of them.) Forte's not an animal.
Cell and Damien: (Whisper to Samus.) He's close enough.
Chapter three - Information given and received.
Sarah got a rude awakening when the phone rang. She picked it up, while Maggie rubbed her eyes.
"Hello?"
"Sarah Harding, this is the Animal Research Department. We called to see how you're handling things so far."
"All right I suppose. Tell me, how come the raptor seems to be developing way too quickly?"
"Well, the dinosaur DNA was altered so they'd mature quickly by InGen. We should've mentioned that before, but it seemed like that gene was deteriorating, so we figured it wouldn't work at all. Still, my guess now is that its rate of aging will drop off to natural levels in two months at most."
"All right then........"
"Anyway, some of the lab technicians here are holding rather bizarre bets about that infant due to part of the DNA being replaced by a human's. Can you help me out of this mess by reassuring me that it's just a normal raptor?"
"I would if I could, but I'm not so sure myself."
"Oh."
Then Sarah heard muffled conversation. She rolled her eyes when she heard 'I KNEW IT! PAY UP!"
"All right then, call us if anything of interest happens."
"Fine then, I'll call when that happens. Bye."
Sarah hung up, and sighed.
"Let me guess, the ARD."
"Right."
"So what's they say about 'Jr.'?" Maggie asked with a smirk.
"Not funny. They said InGen altered their dinosaurs to grow up fast, but they figured it'd drop off to normal within a month or two."
"Oh. So why didn't you mention his current food source?"
Sarah sighed.
"I didn't want to rile up the scientists more then they already are."
"So I guess 'Jr.' playing with the blocks is unimportant."
Sarah blinked, and looked up. 'Jr.', as Maggie was calling him, was out of the 'crib' again, and got to the blocks Sarah bought for him, but didn't put in the crib.
"How'd he get back out?"
Maggie checked the 'crib', but there were no obvious gaps or escape routes except.........
"He probably climbed out of the crib."
"Great, a raptorling that can climb. There's no way I can keep him in a crib, even an actual one."
"Well, make if you put something on the top......."
"It's a crib, not a cage."
"Oh, right........but, it's just an animal."
"He doesn't seem like one.........."
Maggie then went to the front door.
"I'm going to get my stuff out of the car, all right?"
"Fine."
Maggie then went out to her car, while Sarah watched the raptorling.
"You know, Maggie reminded me you don't have a name when she had to think of one."
"How about just calling him 'the raptor'?" Maggie said when she came in with a couple suitcases.
"Get serious."
"Well, I can't think of anything. If he were a HUMAN baby, I'd try, but he's not, so forget it."
"..........I think Kyle would work."
"Wasn't that.........Okay, I should've come by to cheer you up about that sooner."
"What's wrong with naming him? It'll help out a bit."
"But that's what you were going to name your son before he........."
By now, Maggie noticed 'Kyle' sniffing at her suitcases. Then he started gnawing on one.
"HEY!"
Kyle jumped, and ran back a bit while Maggie checked her suitcase.
"Oh! He chewed a hole in it."
"I wonder why he'd do that."
Then a perfume bottle fell out of the hole.
"You don't think......."
"That he was after that? I doubt it."
Then Kyle ran up, grabbed the bottle in his mouth, and ran off. Both Maggie and Sarah blinked.
"I'd say that was a cliché set-up line Sarah."
Then they both went after him............
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Forte: THAT'S IT, YOU GUYS ARE PAYING A HUNDRED BUCKS AS RENT PER NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(We then see that aside from Damien and Cell, there are several demons and monsters that are unique for their species.)
Blockade: (A werewolf with HUGE muscles.) ...........
Damien: Mainframe, I TOLD you not to use Forte's computer for hacking.
Mainframe: (A Cyborg Slogra.) It's not my fault that place froze me out and retaliated with a virus.
Forte: I'm lucky that wasn't my personal laptop!
Sharpclaw: (A Gaibon with his lower left arm replaced with a metal version.) A hundred bucks a night is still a rip-off, even if it's to pay for a new computer.
Alamaric: (A ghost-like entity dress in nobleman's attire.) Well, I'd say Mainframe is going to get it when we get back to the castle.
Cell: (Arms crossed, and leaning on a wall.) Humph! This is just peachy. I'd rather be battling Gohan again without my new abilities.
Forte: (sweatdrops.) Now would be a good time to explain this new Cell.
Damien: Simple. Gero created the original Cell, and I created this one, only with the DNA from the original Cell, plus the newest samples from several powerful warriors, including the Z Fighters, and the Ginyu Force.
Cell: That'd explain the Crasher Ball and Body Change techniques I know.
Damien: (Getting impatient.) When's that extermination crew going to finish clearing the castle out?
Sharpclaw: Considering who accepted the job after Samus quit, we'd be lucky to HAVE a castle when they're through.
Forte: !!!!!!! Damien!?!?!?! What the hell are you doing here?
Damien: My personal servants and I need a place to stay while the castle is being fumigated.
Forte: You have bugs in that place?
Damien: Did I SAY it was insects?
(Then Samus Aran the intergalactic bounty hunter walks in, and removes the helmet of her Power Suit. She takes a deep breath, and starts yelling at Damien.)
Samus: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU MENTION THE X PARASITES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU ONLY SAID METROIDS GOT LOOSE IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damien: What's wrong? I thought you could absorb the X parasites.
Samus: WHEN I GOT MY OWN ABILITIES BACK, MY CELLUAR MAKE-UP RETURNED TO NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forte: Whoa! Back it up. Damien, you were messing with Metroids and X parasites?
Damien: (Ignoring Forte.) If you can't handle it, I'll just have Cell do it.
Forte: I thought Infinity Kaizer had Cell under his control.......... Forget it, I'm updating while you two argue...........
(Then Cell from Dragonball Z floats in, in perfect form, however, his purple streaks on his face are black, his eyes red, and overall seems different.)
Cell: What's going on?
Forte: SHUT UP SO I CAN UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then the others stand there and sweatdrop........)
Forte: FINALLY! Anyway, to Black Dragon, I'm surprised you reviewed. Anyway, onto the story.
Damien: (Whispers to Cell.) Why the heck did were we afraid of him when he shouted?
Cell: (Whispers to Damien.) It IS kind of hard to suppress the instinct not to angry a predatory creature.
Samus: (Whispers to both of them.) Forte's not an animal.
Cell and Damien: (Whisper to Samus.) He's close enough.
Chapter three - Information given and received.
Sarah got a rude awakening when the phone rang. She picked it up, while Maggie rubbed her eyes.
"Hello?"
"Sarah Harding, this is the Animal Research Department. We called to see how you're handling things so far."
"All right I suppose. Tell me, how come the raptor seems to be developing way too quickly?"
"Well, the dinosaur DNA was altered so they'd mature quickly by InGen. We should've mentioned that before, but it seemed like that gene was deteriorating, so we figured it wouldn't work at all. Still, my guess now is that its rate of aging will drop off to natural levels in two months at most."
"All right then........"
"Anyway, some of the lab technicians here are holding rather bizarre bets about that infant due to part of the DNA being replaced by a human's. Can you help me out of this mess by reassuring me that it's just a normal raptor?"
"I would if I could, but I'm not so sure myself."
"Oh."
Then Sarah heard muffled conversation. She rolled her eyes when she heard 'I KNEW IT! PAY UP!"
"All right then, call us if anything of interest happens."
"Fine then, I'll call when that happens. Bye."
Sarah hung up, and sighed.
"Let me guess, the ARD."
"Right."
"So what's they say about 'Jr.'?" Maggie asked with a smirk.
"Not funny. They said InGen altered their dinosaurs to grow up fast, but they figured it'd drop off to normal within a month or two."
"Oh. So why didn't you mention his current food source?"
Sarah sighed.
"I didn't want to rile up the scientists more then they already are."
"So I guess 'Jr.' playing with the blocks is unimportant."
Sarah blinked, and looked up. 'Jr.', as Maggie was calling him, was out of the 'crib' again, and got to the blocks Sarah bought for him, but didn't put in the crib.
"How'd he get back out?"
Maggie checked the 'crib', but there were no obvious gaps or escape routes except.........
"He probably climbed out of the crib."
"Great, a raptorling that can climb. There's no way I can keep him in a crib, even an actual one."
"Well, make if you put something on the top......."
"It's a crib, not a cage."
"Oh, right........but, it's just an animal."
"He doesn't seem like one.........."
Maggie then went to the front door.
"I'm going to get my stuff out of the car, all right?"
"Fine."
Maggie then went out to her car, while Sarah watched the raptorling.
"You know, Maggie reminded me you don't have a name when she had to think of one."
"How about just calling him 'the raptor'?" Maggie said when she came in with a couple suitcases.
"Get serious."
"Well, I can't think of anything. If he were a HUMAN baby, I'd try, but he's not, so forget it."
"..........I think Kyle would work."
"Wasn't that.........Okay, I should've come by to cheer you up about that sooner."
"What's wrong with naming him? It'll help out a bit."
"But that's what you were going to name your son before he........."
By now, Maggie noticed 'Kyle' sniffing at her suitcases. Then he started gnawing on one.
"HEY!"
Kyle jumped, and ran back a bit while Maggie checked her suitcase.
"Oh! He chewed a hole in it."
"I wonder why he'd do that."
Then a perfume bottle fell out of the hole.
"You don't think......."
"That he was after that? I doubt it."
Then Kyle ran up, grabbed the bottle in his mouth, and ran off. Both Maggie and Sarah blinked.
"I'd say that was a cliché set-up line Sarah."
Then they both went after him............
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Forte: THAT'S IT, YOU GUYS ARE PAYING A HUNDRED BUCKS AS RENT PER NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(We then see that aside from Damien and Cell, there are several demons and monsters that are unique for their species.)
Blockade: (A werewolf with HUGE muscles.) ...........
Damien: Mainframe, I TOLD you not to use Forte's computer for hacking.
Mainframe: (A Cyborg Slogra.) It's not my fault that place froze me out and retaliated with a virus.
Forte: I'm lucky that wasn't my personal laptop!
Sharpclaw: (A Gaibon with his lower left arm replaced with a metal version.) A hundred bucks a night is still a rip-off, even if it's to pay for a new computer.
Alamaric: (A ghost-like entity dress in nobleman's attire.) Well, I'd say Mainframe is going to get it when we get back to the castle.
Cell: (Arms crossed, and leaning on a wall.) Humph! This is just peachy. I'd rather be battling Gohan again without my new abilities.
Forte: (sweatdrops.) Now would be a good time to explain this new Cell.
Damien: Simple. Gero created the original Cell, and I created this one, only with the DNA from the original Cell, plus the newest samples from several powerful warriors, including the Z Fighters, and the Ginyu Force.
Cell: That'd explain the Crasher Ball and Body Change techniques I know.
Damien: (Getting impatient.) When's that extermination crew going to finish clearing the castle out?
Sharpclaw: Considering who accepted the job after Samus quit, we'd be lucky to HAVE a castle when they're through.
