I have an update ready to go, so..........
SSG: OW! QUIT POKING ME!
Shadow: Just making sure you were alive Snoozing Ugly.
SSG: HEY!
Twinkie Man: (Some weird enemy of SSG and his friends.) TWINKIE MAN IS BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY! THAT RHYMED!!!!!
Teen Vegeta: Everyone ready?
(Everyone grabs Twinkie Man while wearing sanitation gloves [Don't ask.], and throws him off the bus. Then the young Vegeta destroys him with a Final Flash.)
Forte: (Sighs.) What I'd do for a normal life at times.........Still, I do have benefits.......though I'm worried I foreshadowed this chapter too much.
Chapter four - Unexpected surprises.
A couple weeks had passed since Kyle had ruined one of Maggie's suitcases and made off with the perfume, and Maggie was STILL looking for it.
"Kyle sure picked a good hiding place......."
She gave up, and sat down on the couch. Sarah soon joined her after changing the diaper she makes Kyle wear to prevent messes.
"No luck?"
"I've searched this house attic to basement, and there's no sign of the bottle even though I smell the perfume all over the house."
Sarah thought about it.
"Wait, I think I know where to look."
Sarah went down to the basement, and check a low vent opening into the ventilators. Like she figured, it was loose, and the perfume was hidden in it.
"How'd you know?"
"How else could you smell the perfume all over the house? Unfortunately, the bottle's been left open, and spilled, so there's not much left."
Sarah took out the bottle, and showed Maggie. All that was left was a small amount in the bottom.
"Darn! That was my best perfume! It cost me seventy dollars!"
They went back upstairs, and closed the door to the basement. Then Sarah checked on a ham she was cooking in the oven. Maggie went to her room, which Sarah had set aside as a guest room before she arrived. She started brushing her hair, and putting on the last of the perfume.
"I'm glad Sarah found my perfume when she did. I have a date tonight....."
She started applying make-up.
"I still can't get over how she acts sort of like a mother to that infant raptor though. I get the same feeling she does about it, but I still don't get it."
She continued getting ready for her date, unaware that Kyle had snuck in and was under the bed.
"Since she acts like a surrogate mother, does that make me a surrogate aunt?"
"Aw? T?"
Maggie blinked, and looked around.
"I'm either imagining things, or we need to hire the Ghostbusters......" She joked, and returned to picking out a dress.
"Awn? Tee?"
She blinked again.
"Okay, that's just an echo."
"E-co?"
She turned pale, and ran, thinking there were ghosts. Sarah rushed to see what was wrong.
"Maggie! What is it!?!?!"
"THERE'S A GHOST UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sarah was skeptical, and then they both noticed Kyle coming down the stairs, hopping down the way he usually does.
"Could that be your ghost?"
"THE GHOST SPOKE!!!!!!!!!"
"Really?" Sarah said, a bit more concerned.
"It kept mispronouncing the last word I said, but it spoke!"
"Oak?"
"THERE IT IS AGAIN!"
Sarah turned pale.
"Okay, we need a priest!"
"A PRIEST!?!?!?!"
"FOR AN EXORSIM SILLY!"
"Oh."
"Oh?"
Then they both looked in the direction it came from, and saw Kyle. They both calmed down, and blinked.
"You don't think........."
"Scientifically impossible."
"Somehow, I doubt it."
"It?"
They both freaked when they saw Kyle try to repeat it. Then they fainted, and Kyle sniffed them curiously...........
Sarah woke up, since Kyle was nuzzling her, waking her up.
"Huh?"
She got up, and stared at Kyle. Then she noticed Maggie was already up, and drinking coffee.
"Have some for me?"
"Go right ahead, I made it because Kyle scared me and I wanted to wake up."
"Up?"
Sarah and Maggie blinked, and realized that Kyle was indeed repeating them.
"Maybe he's like a parrot." Maggie hoped.
Kyle then looked up at the ceiling.
"Up?"
They both realized he wasn't repeating the words, he was learning them.
"Okay, this is just freaking me out."
Kyle then looked out the window.
"Out?"
"I get it, Kyle heard us use several words before, and is relating them to actions we did involving the words, like when you said you were going up to the attic, and out to the car."
"Isn't that how........."
They both then stared at Kyle, who was looking at them, puzzled.
"He couldn't.........."
Maggie returned from her date. She had left early, not wanting to stay too long since Sarah was trying something with Kyle.
"I'm back."
Maggie looked around the house.
"Hello?"
Then she found Sarah in the living room, sound asleep, with Kyle sleeping on her lap.
"Something tells me I don't want to know what Sarah was up to........."
She went upstairs, and changed into her pajamas, and went to bed...........
When Maggie woke up, Kyle was on top of her.
"Awn-tee?"
"Huh!?!?!"
Then Maggie saw Sarah.
"Surprised? So am I. While you were out, I tried teaching him words and he learned them quickly. While you were asleep, I taught him Aunt and Maggie."
Maggie blinked.
"This is........I've got to be dreaming........."
"I guess it's because of his speeded development."
"This is still insane........Kyle, get off of me."
"K'."
Maggie turned pale as he got off, and so did Sarah.
"I only taught him off!"
They both then stared at Kyle..........
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Teen Vegeta: That's just ridiculous! There's no way ANY creature can learn that fast in its infancy!
Forte: What about Shadow?
Shadow: Yeah!
SSG: Forte has a point. Shadow was speaking full sentences within a couple days of hatching.
Teen Vegeta: Let me rephrase that. There's no way NON-MYTHICAL creatures can learn that fast in infancy.
Davis: Dude, it's just a story!
SSG: OW! QUIT POKING ME!
Shadow: Just making sure you were alive Snoozing Ugly.
SSG: HEY!
Twinkie Man: (Some weird enemy of SSG and his friends.) TWINKIE MAN IS BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY! THAT RHYMED!!!!!
Teen Vegeta: Everyone ready?
(Everyone grabs Twinkie Man while wearing sanitation gloves [Don't ask.], and throws him off the bus. Then the young Vegeta destroys him with a Final Flash.)
Forte: (Sighs.) What I'd do for a normal life at times.........Still, I do have benefits.......though I'm worried I foreshadowed this chapter too much.
Chapter four - Unexpected surprises.
A couple weeks had passed since Kyle had ruined one of Maggie's suitcases and made off with the perfume, and Maggie was STILL looking for it.
"Kyle sure picked a good hiding place......."
She gave up, and sat down on the couch. Sarah soon joined her after changing the diaper she makes Kyle wear to prevent messes.
"No luck?"
"I've searched this house attic to basement, and there's no sign of the bottle even though I smell the perfume all over the house."
Sarah thought about it.
"Wait, I think I know where to look."
Sarah went down to the basement, and check a low vent opening into the ventilators. Like she figured, it was loose, and the perfume was hidden in it.
"How'd you know?"
"How else could you smell the perfume all over the house? Unfortunately, the bottle's been left open, and spilled, so there's not much left."
Sarah took out the bottle, and showed Maggie. All that was left was a small amount in the bottom.
"Darn! That was my best perfume! It cost me seventy dollars!"
They went back upstairs, and closed the door to the basement. Then Sarah checked on a ham she was cooking in the oven. Maggie went to her room, which Sarah had set aside as a guest room before she arrived. She started brushing her hair, and putting on the last of the perfume.
"I'm glad Sarah found my perfume when she did. I have a date tonight....."
She started applying make-up.
"I still can't get over how she acts sort of like a mother to that infant raptor though. I get the same feeling she does about it, but I still don't get it."
She continued getting ready for her date, unaware that Kyle had snuck in and was under the bed.
"Since she acts like a surrogate mother, does that make me a surrogate aunt?"
"Aw? T?"
Maggie blinked, and looked around.
"I'm either imagining things, or we need to hire the Ghostbusters......" She joked, and returned to picking out a dress.
"Awn? Tee?"
She blinked again.
"Okay, that's just an echo."
"E-co?"
She turned pale, and ran, thinking there were ghosts. Sarah rushed to see what was wrong.
"Maggie! What is it!?!?!"
"THERE'S A GHOST UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sarah was skeptical, and then they both noticed Kyle coming down the stairs, hopping down the way he usually does.
"Could that be your ghost?"
"THE GHOST SPOKE!!!!!!!!!"
"Really?" Sarah said, a bit more concerned.
"It kept mispronouncing the last word I said, but it spoke!"
"Oak?"
"THERE IT IS AGAIN!"
Sarah turned pale.
"Okay, we need a priest!"
"A PRIEST!?!?!?!"
"FOR AN EXORSIM SILLY!"
"Oh."
"Oh?"
Then they both looked in the direction it came from, and saw Kyle. They both calmed down, and blinked.
"You don't think........."
"Scientifically impossible."
"Somehow, I doubt it."
"It?"
They both freaked when they saw Kyle try to repeat it. Then they fainted, and Kyle sniffed them curiously...........
Sarah woke up, since Kyle was nuzzling her, waking her up.
"Huh?"
She got up, and stared at Kyle. Then she noticed Maggie was already up, and drinking coffee.
"Have some for me?"
"Go right ahead, I made it because Kyle scared me and I wanted to wake up."
"Up?"
Sarah and Maggie blinked, and realized that Kyle was indeed repeating them.
"Maybe he's like a parrot." Maggie hoped.
Kyle then looked up at the ceiling.
"Up?"
They both realized he wasn't repeating the words, he was learning them.
"Okay, this is just freaking me out."
Kyle then looked out the window.
"Out?"
"I get it, Kyle heard us use several words before, and is relating them to actions we did involving the words, like when you said you were going up to the attic, and out to the car."
"Isn't that how........."
They both then stared at Kyle, who was looking at them, puzzled.
"He couldn't.........."
Maggie returned from her date. She had left early, not wanting to stay too long since Sarah was trying something with Kyle.
"I'm back."
Maggie looked around the house.
"Hello?"
Then she found Sarah in the living room, sound asleep, with Kyle sleeping on her lap.
"Something tells me I don't want to know what Sarah was up to........."
She went upstairs, and changed into her pajamas, and went to bed...........
When Maggie woke up, Kyle was on top of her.
"Awn-tee?"
"Huh!?!?!"
Then Maggie saw Sarah.
"Surprised? So am I. While you were out, I tried teaching him words and he learned them quickly. While you were asleep, I taught him Aunt and Maggie."
Maggie blinked.
"This is........I've got to be dreaming........."
"I guess it's because of his speeded development."
"This is still insane........Kyle, get off of me."
"K'."
Maggie turned pale as he got off, and so did Sarah.
"I only taught him off!"
They both then stared at Kyle..........
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Teen Vegeta: That's just ridiculous! There's no way ANY creature can learn that fast in its infancy!
Forte: What about Shadow?
Shadow: Yeah!
SSG: Forte has a point. Shadow was speaking full sentences within a couple days of hatching.
Teen Vegeta: Let me rephrase that. There's no way NON-MYTHICAL creatures can learn that fast in infancy.
Davis: Dude, it's just a story!
