A/N's - I can't help it! I started thinking about what would happen if Yuffie infected all the other members now that Vincent has fallen prey to the Jemnezy's fascination spell. Hehe, so I hope everyone will like this as much as I did in writing it.

Quick Note- I made a few mistakes in the last chapter, namely where Jemnezy was suppose to be. It was in the snow fields remember that? It's been so long ago but now I remember she would show up there, and not the Temple of the Ancients. Anyway, just to clarify. Err and probably some more mistakes to but this isn't really going by the game anyways, just something to write for fun.

Disclaimer - Nope, still do not have any rights to the names , just the idea of putting them into some pretty screwed up situations is all…


Yuffie screams…

"Get your grimy over stuffed boobed hands off my man!" she launches herself at the two locked in a lovers embrace bringing her arms around the back of Tifa's neck in attempt to choke the life out of the woman. Alarmed, Tifa stumbles back by the weight of the young ninja's body. Yuffie proceeds to bop Tifa on top of her head with one hand while hold on tightly with the other.

"Ow! Hey! Ouch.. Yuff-ie! Stop it! What in Shiva's name has gotten into you?" Tifa tries desperately to throw off the girl without causing her harm but the ninja wouldn't budge. Suddenly the iron grip of the golden talon of the dark haired gunman found its way around the slender neck. Yuffie stiffens under the forced grip as her limbs dangle helplessly inches from the ground. Tifa stumbles back a bit thanking the planet that she had been freed of the nuisance but cried out in alarm when she takes in the present situation.

"Vincent! Let her go!" Tifa reaches out and grabbing onto his left arm that held the helpless girl in his grip. His eyes locked onto the gapping depths of Yuffie's, he breathes a command to the ninja, "Leave us" Yuffie squirms fighting the restraints but was suddenly dropped . Turning to one side, the teen gasps and fights the air around her to come back into the welcoming wind passage. Tifa shakes her head giving Vincent a hard look before stooping down and placing a attentive hand to the younger woman's back, "Yuffie?" she asks questionably.

Stinging tears almost blinding the young woman's vision, she spins off from her right side bringing a hard elbow down against Tifa's face.

"Don't touch me!" the ninja screeches as she quickly gathers her feet under her. Backing herself up from the two, the dark eyes glare from the woman still knocked down to the ground and back to the man that had assaulted her. Vincent returns the look but without emotion, or remorse. Yuffie scowls back at the man and without a word, she flees from the forest.

Once he felt that she would not interrupt them, Vincent steps across the ground and crouching down beside Tifa which moaned softly.

"Tifa?" his voice so sleek.

"oh… my head…" breathing, " I feel like… I'm going to…" drawing in a sharp breath, Tifa sneezes violently.

"bless you" Vincent murmurs softly as his right hand glides down her back in a soothing gesture. The air felt strange as her vision blurred for a moment.

"Vincent..?" Tifa asks turning quickly as her fearful gaze lock onto the deep crimson pools. And as quickly as the sweet air filled her lungs, she felt frozen. Dear Odin was he simply the finest man she'd ever laid eyes upon. How did the heaven's ever loose such a delicate creature as he? He was…magnificent.

Breathe Lockheart,…breathe..

"Vincent?" her voice sounding alienating inside her head

"Yes my love.." he replies with such a silken grace

"Kiss me.." Tifa replies breathing the request with pleading lips

"With pleasure.." Vincent murmurs huskily


About three fourths of a mile ahead of the scouting troop, Cid Highwind makes himself a comfortable spot by the small stream of water that ran parallel with the winding dirt path coming from the Sleeping forest. Dropping the heavy nap sack full of supplies to the ground, the pilot reaches for his pack of cigarettes and slips a single stem up into his mouth. Balling up the empty package with one hand, he flicks the top back of his favorite lighter and runs the small flame up underside the tip end of his final cigarette.

Better enjoy this fucking thing, it's my last one dammit

As Cid savors the taste of the freshly lit cancer stick, he decides it's time to finally shave some of his uneven beard off. Keeping the cigarette tightly knit between his teeth, Cid fumbles around the opening of his bag and brings out a single razor blade and a small square mirror. Just as he is about to stand , he is blind sided by the young ninja.

Stumbling over the pilot, Yuffie regains her posture as she spats back at the bewildered man, "Watch where you're going old man!" Cid grunts landing roughly to his left side, his jaw relaxes as the tip of his cigarette becomes dislodged and drops to the ground. Shaking his head to try and clear the fogginess, Cid's blurred vision locks onto his last prized possession.

"mother fuck!" growling out, Cid jerks his head up to give that sorry no good little pip squeak a piece of his mind and then some but realizes that she was no where to be found.

"Get the fuck back here dammit!" He screams out into the direction that the young warrior had fled. Kicking the dirt, Cid spins around hastily snatching up the razor blade and mirror that laid face down on the ground. His temper fumed as he glared back at the destroyed cigarette. One way or the other, that girl was going to pay him back. If he had to beat it out of her…

Grumbling under his breath, Cid turns his attention back to the task he was previously planned. Looking down at the razor, he curses to himself and runs the length of the blade over the tops of one leg to clean off the excess dirt that accumulated from the recent fall. Turning the mirror over with his other hand, Cid takes in a sharp breathe and sneezes.

"Ahh mother fuck!" Cid swears some more looking around for something to wipe his nose with. With nothing in reach, he slips the back of one arm under the tip of his nose and focuses his attention back to the small mirror.

A long smirk deepens the crease of the pilot's face. Holding the mirror up, Cid turns his chin up as his eyes drank in the reflection looking back at him from the small square. Parting his parched lips, Cid draws them back tightly as he examines his teeth gratifying manner. Shifting his posture, Cid switches the mirror into his other hand holding it at arms length, he examines his reflection again.

Chuckling , he states "Hey there you sexy beast you"


Yuffie was out of breath, and almost out of strength as she spied the last of the group a few yards ahead. Cloud was in a deep conversation with Barret about something to do with Aeris when Nanaki's ears twitch and hearing the girls rush of footsteps quickly approaching, he was the first to acknowledge her.

"Yuffie, what is it? Did something happen?"

Taking the last few steps weakly, Yuffie gasps for air as she holds tightly with clamped hands against her knees. Cloud and Barret turn their attention back to the girl bent over. Immediately Cloud assumes the worst.

"What is it? Where's Tifa! Is she alright?"

"Whoa , easy Spike. Let her catch her breath"

Yuffie brings up her head as her cold stare pierces the blonde swordsman. "It's all your fault!" she cries out as her tightly knit fist come up to deliver unsuccessful blows against Cloud's chest.

"Hey? What the?… What did I do?" Cloud wrestles a bit with the girl till both her wrists are bound in his strong hands. "Yuffie…"

Barret tries to intervene but is responded with a swift kick to his left kneecap. This sent the massive 350 pounder down to one knee as Yuffie brings one swift knee up between Cloud's unsuspecting legs.

"Oomph.." Cloud drops with both hands gathering his lower region that'd just been assaulted. Yuffie glares down at the spiked blonde pointing her index down into his reddened face. "You were suppose to keep that floozy off my man! Now she's gone off and did I don't know to him and now he hates me! And it's all your fault!" she screams down at him till her face turns a hint of blue.

From behind, Barret grabs Yuffie's arm and spins her around, she almost looses her balance as she lashes out wildly wind milling in front of the huge man.

"What dah' fucks gotten into you girl?"

Taking a cautious step backwards, Nanaki's keen vision watches the light cloud of purple mist bellow up from the young woman's clothing and start to descend to the unsuspecting trio. Dipping his muzzle as far to the ground as possible, the large beast turns quickly and retreats.

Cloud releases heavy coughing as tears welled up in his crisp sea blue eyes. Barret shook the young warrior almost senseless demanding to know what the hell was her problem.

"Let go of me you stoop-id dumb butt!" she thrashes against Barret's hold when she suddenly hears…

"Ah - choo!"

"Gah! Yuck! Now I've got Barret boogers all over me!" Yuffie snaps as the heavy man's grasps releases the young teen. Yuffie looks down at the lightly drenched green mid-drift mortified.

"Aww this is going to take forever to get out! Eww! Yuck!" she brushes her hands frantically against the surface of the shirt when she shoots a look back up at the man who had soiled it. With her brows knitted tightly, and her mouth drawn into a scowl, Yuffie was about to go off on the man but stops suddenly.

Barret was standing before her… smiling. And not just any smile, he was beaming with joy.

"Uhh…"Yuffie manages to get out as one brow shoots upright questioningly.

"You just dah' prettiest thing Miss. Yuffie"

Yuffie's eyes widen in surprise from Barret's statement. "Barret, …. You are scaring me" she confesses taking a step back . Cloud staggers but slowly begins to rise when catches wiff of the damming mist and sneezes. Yuffie continues to back slowly away from Barret as he starts towards her.

"Come here and let Big Bear give you a hug"

"Eww! Now I am officially freaked!" her face scrunching in disgust.

"Where you goin? I'm not gonna hurt you… come to Papa Bear"

Yuffie stumbles backwards loosing her footing over an up rooted tree but lands safely in two strong arms. Looking up, she grunts and is helped to her feet.

"Ugh, thanks Spike.." she replies graciously.

"No problem sweetie"

Yuffie's eyes widen as she quickly scrambles to get a few feet between her and the two men.

"Aww naw! Not you too?"

Barret looks over at Cloud, "Keep your mitts off her Spike if you know what's good for you"

Cloud shoots a look back at Barret, "Or what? You going to shoot me? I'd like to see you try old man"

"Old man?"

"You heard me"

" O L D Man?"

Yuffie watches the two bicker back and forth and slowly she turns and starts for the nearest exit. Planting her feet firmly into the soil, she dashes off into a different direction from which she'd came. Cloud and Barret both look back at the girl getting away.

"Hey! Come back here!" Cloud starts for her

"I don't think so.." Barret charges after her also.

Glancing back over his shoulder in full sprint, "First one to her gets her?"

Barret smirks, "You're on"


Late into that evening the effects of the Jemnezy's attack were slowly wearing off. Yuffie sat opposite of three angry men all which were glaring back at her.

"What?" she snaps back across the camp fire at them.

Cid draws his spear into his lap as his jaw clenches trying his best to hold his tongue. Sensing the man's distress, Yuffie spats,

"I said I'd buy you a whole stoop-id box of smelly sticks when we get to the next town!"

Cloud looks over at Cid which glances back at the blonde leader. Shaking his head no, Cid grunts and turns his attention out at the night sky. Yuffie pouts farther as she scoots closer to the fire taking the rough bedding from one of the cots of the Highwind to cover up.

"It's not like you guys HAD to burn my clothes!"

"We did.." Cloud states mater of fact "They were contaminated and needed to be destroyed."

"Pfft- whatever you say Spike" Yuffie grumbles under her breathe.

Barret still embarrassed by his actions from earlier kept his attention on the fire. They four sat in silence for several minutes till the soft padding of feet came trotting up from out of the night. All eyes looked back at the large cat like creature as he bowed his head and releasing the different shapes and sizes of limbs from the nearby forest.

"I was starting to wonder where you got to." Cloud smirks wondering if Nanaki knew.

"I thought we would need more firewood for the night." Nanaki responds solemnly.

All eyes settled back to the fire that separated their paths from one another. Yuffie grumbles uncomfortably making verbal comments about how much she hated wool as Cid found his only way of keeping his mind of his addiction was chewing gum. Reaching into his flighter jacket, he unwraps the twentieth piece of juicy chews and pops it into his mouth. Looking up, Nanaki studies all the faces, one by one he thinks to himself till his ears flare in alarm.

"Does anyone know where Tifa and Vincent are?"

Cloud, Barret and Cid all look at each other as they try and remember when they last spoke with the two. Then Cloud looks over at Yuffie,

"You were with Tifa and Vincent last, where are they?"

Blinking, Yuffie stops in mid-rant to herself about the dumb blanket and blinks. Cloud asks her again seeing that the first time the question didn't register with her.

"Tifa and Vincent?"

Blinking, Yuffie's brows furrow a bit but her complexion soon softens when she recollects the last encounter with the two.

"Oh…" she looks sheepishly back at the four inquisitive stares, and gulps "heh.. Funny thing you should ask that.." she starts and dips her head quickly so her line of vision locked down on her socked footing.

"Yuffie..?" Cloud's brows begin to raise as she looks back up at him

With a light uneasy laugh, Yuffie shrugs, gulps and replies, "Ooopsies"


Moaning slightly, Tifa's left leg begs for relief from its current position as she starts to move the tense muscles her senses become suddenly aware of the present situation. Dark cherry brown eyes quickly snap open as she wills her left hand to feel around the warm naked chest.

Oh gods…

Lifting her head slowly, Tifa turns her eyes down looking at the sleeping form resting peacefully beside her.

…we didn't…we couldn't have,…could we?

With her breath caught in her throat, Tifa slowly reaches for the dark crimson cloak that covered most of their bodies. Lifting the material away from their bodies, Tifa's eye bulge at the sudden awareness of what had taken place between them. Crying out, Tifa takes the cloak with her as she turns away from the gunman and fighting with the fabric, she hides her nakedness from any prying eyes.

Vincent stirred suddenly when he hears the distressed cry from the martial artists as his eyes come into focus, he soon realizes the present state that he is in. Sitting up, he quickly snatches his carelessly discarded shirt to cover his lower region. Tifa watches him as she clamps a shaking hand over her mouth.

..we…we oh gods…we did… we… oh gods help me!

Pulling up, Vincent stands with one hand holding the fabric firmly in place, as his free hand tries to slip back the unruly bed-headed raven locks. The once solace complexion now shattered, he looked back with as much of a bewildered look at the young woman wrapped in his cloak as she was at him.

A curt nod, he breathes glancing in her direction ".. Tifa"

Swallowing the massive lump, she fumbles under the mans cloak. Fighting to control her thundering heartbeat, Tifa acknowledges him with an unsteady reply…

"..Vincent"


FiN- Okay it wasn't as funny as it should have turned out to be but in my head it was a lot funnier. Er, sorry if I offended anyone. This was wrote out of sheer bordom so I admit it's a bit rough, but I had fun with the idea. Maybe some day I'll try and write a better version...er a more comical version perhaps. Anyways, thanks for taking time out to read this. And thanks for the two reviews for my first post to this one.