Okay, looks like everyone's interested in this fic, so it needs an update.

Kaiba: Ergh. Dark Messenger is giving me a hard time, even though I managed to use Crush Card.

Damien: Because that's only one monster down, and I summoned other strong monsters.

(Damien has Summoned Skull, Dark Magician, The Great Mammoth of Goldfine, and The 13th Grave in play. Kaiba has a Rude Kaiser, a Labyrinth Wall in defense mode, and a Mystic Horseman. Kaiba draws a card, and smirks.)

Kaiba: Game over.

(He plays Polymerization, and fuses three Blue Eyes White Dragons from his hand onto the field to make Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, and destroys Dark Magician. Then he plays Block Attack on Summoned Skull, Fairy's Meteor Crush equipped to Rude Kaiser, and beats Damien.)

Damien: Damn!

Forte: Damn, Kaiba's gotten better since getting new cards.







Chapter five - Visits...........











"Well?" Maggie asked.

"If he learned to talk so quickly, you'd think you could potty train him."

"I take it he made a mess in the bathroom again."

It had been a couple months since Kyle frightened Maggie and Sarah by trying to talk. The ARD didn't believe that he did talk, but a couple of them came out and found out for themselves. That meant that the ARD would be busy for a LOOOOOOONG time, but meanwhile, Kyle's development finally slowed, putting him at the developmental stage of a three year old, or close to it. Sarah had managed to teach Kyle more words, and their meanings, but a poet, he wasn't. He could barely make full sentences, so Sarah decided to help him learn something else........how to use a toilet. However, so far, there were five incidents where Kyle peed on the floor, and one where he pooped on it.............







"Well, the training potty's okay, so maybe we need to try a different approach." Maggie said as she scrubbed the bathroom floor hard with bleach.

"Well, we could try the 'big boy' method." Sarah said as she too scrubbed with bleach, since the floor was white tile.

"Well, all right then......."







When they went to Kyle's room, which was the storeroom before, but they moved the storage into the attic, Kyle was playing with the stacking rings. Maggie still found it odd that they had clothes on Kyle, since he had the mind of a child, but was still a raptor, but Sarah didn't want to risk indecent exposure later.

"Kyle?"

Kyle looked up from the rings.

"Hi."

"Kyle, don't you want to be a big boy?" Sarah asked.

"YEAH!"

Maggie winced slightly. Kyle always sounded like his voice was cracking, despite that being a long way off. It was close to intolerable when he was loud.

"Well, did you know that all big kids are potty trained?"

"Uh-oh."

"Everyone has to learn sometime, so let's try another visit to the bathroom."

"Okay Mom."

Kyle followed Sarah, who he called 'Mom', into the bathroom. As a side-note, he called Maggie 'Auntie'. Anyway, Maggie waited outside the bathroom for a long time since they went into the bathroom. She decided to think about some things while she waited. She wondered how Kyle being this human was possible at all. She wondered how come he learned so fast. She wondered why his size was closer to human than raptor. She wondered how he knew how to act like a boy with no interaction with other boys. She was dizzy with questions when Kyle and Sarah finally came out. Kyle leapt onto Maggie.

"I DID IT!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!"

Maggie winced a bit again, and was relieved when Kyle rushed off to his room. Sarah sighed, and sat down next to Maggie.

"So how'd it go?"

"Well, it was a long wait, but he did it. Now we can switch him to underwear."

Maggie went wide-eyed.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?!"

Kyle answered for her when he walked back in.

"YEAH!"

Maggie figured Kyle needed to hit a growth spurt so his voice wouldn't sound like a screeching cat. Then there was a knock on the door.

"I'll get it." Sarah sighed.

She got up, and walked past Kyle to the door. Kyle went into his room, and Sarah answered the door.

"Hello?"

"Sarah Harding, we're going to get to the point. The Animal Research Department classified 'Kyle' as too human for study, so we can't pay you anymore to study him."

"Why am I not surprised? It doesn't matter to me though."

"All right then, because there's been lay-offs, and unfortunately, you're one of them."

"I already got a computer job."

"Okay then, so there's no problems. I can't help but think I forgot something. Oh well. Good-day."

Then the man left. Sarah looked out the window, and watched him walk down the driveway. She then saw a car pull up, and a man in black clothes with black hair and sunglasses came out. They talked, and something the guy from the ARD riled up the other one, because he socked the ARD man in the mouth. As the black dressed man walked to the door, he was swearing and muttering, 'Damn. I should leave that to action heroes.' Sarah opened the door.

"Sarah?"

"Ian?"

It was Malcolm all right. Though he was currently wrapping a couple tissues he had in his pocket around his hand.

"Why the heck did you punch the guy?"

"When he got to his car, he said he forgot he had to take Kyle, and I remembered you said you'd name your son Kyle, and.........well.........."

Sarah went pale.

'I thought that Kyle was too human for research.' Sarah thought.

"So why'd that guy want Kyle?"

"It's a long........."

"HI!"

Ian and Sarah turned to face Kyle, who had gotten curious, and looked out his door. Ian took his sunglasses off with his good hand, and gaped.

".....story.........." Sarah finished.

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Uh-oh! How's Malcolm going to take THIS?

Kaiba: This should surprise you. Not Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, but it's enough to win.

(Kaiba then plays Polymerization to fuse a Blue Eyes White Dragon with a new card, a Red Eyes Black Dragon, to make........."

Kaiba: THE DUAL DRAGONS OF LIGHT AND DARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damien: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(The VR monster appears to be a Red Eyes Black and a Blue Eyes Whit Dragon that are Siamese twins, in other words, half is Blue Eyes, half is Red Eyes.)

Kaiba: Here's the good part. I can change his element from Light to Dark, or Dark to Light. (Kaiba flips a coin.) Tails. It's Dark, so I get a power boost from YOUR Dark Messenger.

(The Dual Dragons of Light and Dark attack goes from 4000 to 4500, matching Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, and exceeding Dark Messenger's attack of 4000.)

Kaiba: You lose.

Damien: DAMN!

Forte: (Blinks.) I don't know why, but I have a fic Idea with Kaiba, and he's in the Medabots universe.

Kaiba and Damien: You've lost your mind Forte!