A/N: wow I'm still amazed at how many reviews this story is getting! At least, it's a lot for me.

Harry was driving, and as it turned out, he was a pretty good driver. Draco didn't care about that, though, he was clutching the edges of the seat as though he would die if he let go. Needless to say, he hated Muggle inventions, and cars were on the list.

"Hey, Lupin," Draco said, blanching as they went around a corner. "Uh, what happens after this? Where do we all go?"

"Well, I haven't even told Harry yet, but I do have a place you can go. All four of you if you want to," he added.

He received four nods.

"It's a huge house, but the only problem is no one's lived in it for years. You may have to fix it up a bit. It's not so bad though, even if it is a Muggle house," Lupin said, with a glance at scowling!Draco.

"Draco," Harry said, a warning in his voice. Then he turned to Lupin. "Yeah, it sounds good. Thanks."

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Lucius kicked over the limp form of the Mudblood with a sneer. Stupid bitch, he didn't deserve to be honored by Lucius. No one did.

Lucius threw the body out of Malfoy Manor, hearing a satisfying crunch as the body landed. He lived for such sounds. He loved the sounds of his victims screaming, screaming for anyone, anyone at all to save them, the cracking of bones, the tearing of flesh, and the sound that was made when he finally drew out of his victims. Of course to him, they weren't victims, they were people that he had rescued from life itself. People that he had honored, made them feel important, to be made love to for one glorious night in an aristocrat's luxurious home. It wasn't rape. Rape was for lowlifes. Lucius Malfoy did not rape, he honored, he loved.

As a child, his father had always done the same to him, every night. His father had always told him that that was love, that was honoring your lovers. And his father being a very wise man, Lucius had always believed him. The pain was a lesson, that though it was painful like nothing else, it was the very essence of life, it was love.

Lucius walked down the carpeted steps without ever making a sound and headed outside to dispose of his lover.

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"Well, at least it will fit us all," Harry said optimistically, as they all looked around. There were cobwebs everywhere, the door fell on Harry when he opened it, some of the stairs had crumpled in on themselves, and there was the steady drip of water to be heard throughout the house. All in all, it looked like the ultimate haunted house. And sure enough, when the two girls escaped to the attic for a quick kiss, a ghoul interrupted them with loud clanking chains.

But the three (Sarah had already had a good, long rant about what a shit hole the house was and was sulking upstairs on one of the beds) were quite hopeful about the house and many things had already been fixed.

Exhausted, the four finally found that they were all to share a room.

"Well, what if we want to fuck?" Sarah asked grumpily. "Do you just pretend to ignore us, or what?"

"Well, we could always join in," Draco said with a grin.

Sarah was held back from harming him by Kristy, who then distracted her with a long kiss.

"Use the shower," Harry suggested irritably, when clothes began to be thrown in a corner. The two girls happily obliged and the boys never got a wink of sleep that night. Neither did the girls for that matter.

All in all, it was a pretty shitty house, but after several weeks, the house was working, and the ghoul had been evacuated. The two girls eventually took the boys up on their offer and there was a foursome every Tuesday night.

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A/N: this isn't meant to be funny, keep that in mind, I just put in to this story whatever I imagine might have happened.

James Skye: hehe yes, because we all know I'm so innocent. But of course Harry and Lupin are trying to save him. Draco is Harry's life now. Thanks for reviewing and I'm so pleased that you like it.

Yukino328: HAHA! Another who likes the story! I will keep writing, but sadly, I think the story is coming to and end.

Volleypickle16: I liked that one, too! I didn't really like any of the other chapters before it though…too choppy.

Screaming666: I'm glad you thought it was kind of funny at the end…obviously it's not a humorous fic but I don't want the story to get too depressing. It is a very fucked up story, isn't it?

MysticalWillow: Oooooo a new reviewer! (huggles) I love you too, especially since you have reviewed. I'm trying to decide whether or not this needs a sequel. I think a sequel might ruin it, but whatever.

AvaAurora: AAAAA god you're so awesome! (huggles) Hades greets you too. Actually those weren't his exact words but ya know you probably don't want to know exactly what he says about you.

Lunamoona: your name and your witty joke amuse the hell out of me. (giggles but I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. No girl ever got raped, dear. Maybe you're delusional, too. (pats you on the head) nor was there ever a therapist….

Erin: Oh dear, I'm sorry. Christ, I hate how sorry is so meaningless and it doesn't help anything. Well I do mean it and I am sorry and I wish I had wise words and crap, but I don't. Okay, I'm shutting up. No, I have never been physically raped. Anyways, thanks for reviewing.

Chaney: You're right on that one, MPD people are not usually aware of their personalities. I know about it first hand, so don't you come bitching to me about my lack of information. And they often have more than one personality. Go educate yourself, for Christ's sake.

Of course their OOC, HORRIBLE things have happened to them. You'd be OOC, too.

You want me to spell out said plot for you? Alright, here you go: Harry and Draco get broken. Harry and Draco try to fix each other and they fall in love. It isn't that hard to follow.

I can't put in anything but "linelinelinelinelinelinelineline," etc, because my computer is fucked up.

There are many more things I would like to say to you, because you certainly deserve them, but I'm sure you can't help but be an ass.

I'm not particularly fond of my story either, as a matter of fact, but it got 80 other positive reviews, I'd say it's just you and me with the negative opinions.

I'm sorry if I didn't include you in here I got the hiccups halfway through and I feel sick and my hands keep spazzing when I write. I need to take a break.