Disclaimer- I will always Inuyasha. In my dreams that is.
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A/N- YO! I've been kicked off the internet compy so I'm gonna start the third chapter right about now... Just for the record- I don't mind receiving flames- But I might argue back- With a LOT of cussing. But that's only if I'm in a bad mood.
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When the past catches up with you
By TsunamiRider
Chapter Three -Would-be house breakers
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Last Time-
'Inuyasha! Are you alright?' Miroku yelled, leaning precariously over the edge of the roof which he clung to for dear life.
Silence.
'I said, ARE YOU ALR-'
His foot connected with some loose tiles and his leg went right through- Followed quickly by the rest of his body. With a yell, Miroku tumbled into the room below. Which happened to be a occupied bathroom. Occupied by a showering Sango that was.
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On instinct, the first thing Miroku said when he looked up was- 'Hey, nice tits.'
Unfortunately for him, he hadn't had time to register the fact that this was the girl from this morning in the waiting room. The one who had been violently miming strangling someone that is. And unfortunately for him- Sango was a black belt in karate and was captain of her own Tae Kwon Do club.
After receiving a faceful of scalding hot water, he was hurled out of the bathroom and onto the landing, his head having been used as a battering ram on the locked door. A bathrobe clad Sango stormed after him, malice dancing in her eyes. Grabbing him by the back of his shirt, she hurled Miroku down the stairs, then leapt down the flight in one go and landed on his stomach.
Very unfortunate.
The noise from downstairs announced things weren't going too good for Inuyasha either. When he had collapsed through the door, Kagome was putting her finishing touches to the pot of curry. The crash had made her shriek and whirl around- With the pot still in her grip. So it wasn't surprising that the boiling red mixture coated the hanyou from head to toe.
'OH MY GOD, SANGO, THERE'S A MONSTER HERE!' Kagome screamed, not realizing the red liquid dripping off the hanyou was her own curry. 'SANGO WHERE ARE YOU! HEEELLP!' Still holding the pot, she charged forward and started smashing it on her new boss's head.
'Kagome!' Sango exclaimed, running into the kitchen with a black and purple Miroku in tow by the shirt collar.
'Sango, who the hell is that?' Kagome stared at Miroku with a mixture of amusement and confusion. Hardly able to take the overload of chilli in the curry and blows to the head, Inuyasha snatched the pot from Kagome's hands and threw it to the ground, clawing the burning concoction from his eyes. 'What the FUCK was that for, WENCH!'
Kagome, instead of backing down, grabbed another pan from the stove and smacked him on the head. 'I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT, JERK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN OUR HOUSE!'
'I FELL THROUGH THE DOOR, THAT'S WHAT!'
'I KNOW THAT- I SAW YOU DO IT, BAKA! WHY THE HELL DID YOU FALL THROUGH THE DOOR?'
'I SLIPPED IDIOT, OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS CRUMMY EXCUSE FOR A HOU-'
'I dare you- Just try and say it,' Kagome hissed, fire burning in her eyes.
'Hey- Uh, guys?' Sango said in the background.
'I'LL TAKE YOUR FUCKING DARE-'
'Guys!'
'JUST YOU TRY IT-'
'WATCH ME!'
'GUYS?'
Both of them broke off the argument who was now strangling a VERY unfortunate Miroku to suppress herself from bringing the house down.
'Let's just get something straight. You fell through the door. You wreaked the door. You will pay for the damage,' she said to Inuyasha.
'Hang on just a minute!' Inuyasha snarled, 'This wench coated me with sewage and smashed me on the head-'
'It is NOT sewage!' Kagome shrieked, who was very touchy when it came to her cooking. 'It's curry, unless that word's never been registered in your pea-sized brain before-'
'Well, it sure SMELLS like sewage-'
'SHUT UP,' Sango yelled, waving around a purple faced Miroku around. 'Just get the HELL outta here! OUT!'
Dragging Miroku with her, she shoved him and Inuyasha out of the doorway before any more damage could be done. 'And STAY OUT!'
'My- it seems we've got ourselves into a pickle.'
Four pairs of eyes looked up to see a giant feather bearing down on them, carrying a woman and a young girl. 'Shit- they've found us,' Inuyasha muttered to Miroku. 'Fuujin no Mai!' they heard and instinctively sprinted into the house again for cover.
'What the hell is going on?' Kagome shouted, falling backwards as Miroku and Inuyasha barrelled through the doorway where she and Sango stood.
Inuyasha opened his mouth to explain with he was forced to grab Kagome and run through into the sitting room, barely avoiding the blades in time.
Outside, Kagura let a cruel smile cross her face. 'They're trapped. Where is it, Kanna.'
Wordlessly, Kanna looked down at her mirror. It shone a black light, and, suddenly materealizing in front of the glass was a small orb. An aura of strange power surrounded the black pearl, and it hovered for a few moments- then, with a quick flick of Kagura's fan, went soaring towards the house which held the four fugitives.
Inside, chaos was breaking loose. Sango had already broken the antique vase which used to stand proudly in the hallway, and Kagome was armed with yet more kitchen utensils.
'D'you mind explaining who those people are and why they're ruining our house!' Kagome screamed, catching herself in time as Inuyasha ducked her aim for his head with a formidable chopping board.
'I'll explain... If you just ... GIVE US A FUCKING CHANCE TO!' Inuyasha yelled, trying to move away from the pair of murderous looking girls and dragging Miroku with him at the same time.
'JUST GET THOSE PEOPLE AWAY FROM OUR HOUSE FIRST!' Sango bellowed. It was a wonder her molars weren't chipped from her constant teeth grinding.
'D'you THINK we'd be HERE if we could do tha-'
Silence overcame the room as a solitary orb rolled in from the hallway, then stopped. It lay there, almost mocking the confused faces which stared at it.
'Wha-what's that?' Kagome whispered, knuckles growing white as she clutched the chopping board harder.
'I- GET DOWN!' Miroku yelled as the strange pearl began a high pitched whine, bouncing about ominously.
They threw themselves away from the still squealing object, and all Kagome remembered before passing out, was her heart pulling as tight as violin strings, and a strange purple light that covered them before the defeaning explosion.
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I'm so sorry that this chapters so short, guys! But I really did want some suspense here.
Until next time, then!
