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Forgive me, I tried to write a serious fan fic, and I FAILED! So I am proud to present you with;

Random moments of randomness!

Pegasus sat in the main hall of his castle, sipping wine out of a martini glass. Suddenly, a feral dust bunny leapt out from under the table grabbed the glass and ran away with it.

He ran after the bunny yelling "Give me back my wine!"

The feral Dust bunny threw the glass, wine and all, into the closet.

Pegasus, upon seeing this, threw himself into the closet after the wine. He snatched it just before if hit the floor.

"My precious," said Pegasus he said, stroking the martini glass.

He went over to the door, and tried to open it. Unfortunately, (or fortunately) the dust bunny had chewed off the handle of the door.

"Hey!" He yelled, "Open the door!"

The dust bunny slipped a note under the door. It read: "Ha! Even if you are Gay, now you can't come out of the closet!" Signed: D. Bunny

Pegasus sat down to cry. How was he ever going to get out of the closet?

Just then his fairy-god chicken appeared and said; "Why are you crying Max? Remember me your fairy god chicken, FROM HELL!MUHAHAHA! I'll give you a reason to cry!"

The fairy god chicken waved her magical wand, and there stood Dartz and the doom bikers.

Valon, who was wearing a pink too-too looked around. The fairy god chicken had disappeared.

"What the hell is this supposed to be?" He asked. "I was in the middle of wrestling a croc, He was the biggest Bloke you've ever seen and…"

He never got to finish, because at that moment Alister tripped and ripped a hole in the space-time continuant and sent both of them into the next Dimension.

Raphael suddenly screamed out; " I want my Mommy!" He ran into the corner and started sucking his thumb and crying.

Pegasus and Dartz just stared at Raphael, who was obviously no longer sane.

They stared at each other. Dartz was wearing his pajamas. Suddenly, A little green midget ran across the floor screaming, " there after me lucky charms!" And he ran right through a wall.

Pegasus and Dartz went over to the wall, and they went right through it. On the other side, they found themselves in Diagon Alley, were the midget was busy selling his lucky charms to golem.

Then Diagon Alley exploded, due to the extreme amounts of "natural gasses" In the air. Someone had lit a match then BOOM!

Then all was calm, until a bunch of rabid mushroom men came and carried Dartz and Pegasus off to a magical place, were the married each other and had 8 zillion kids

THE END?

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