At this time, I would like to thank Chaka and Kiki for reviewing. Chaka, I just have one question: what does Disney have to do with anything? I'm glad that everyone's happy that Sesshomaru is here, because I had planned on his arrival from the beginning. Jaken is an annoying little bastard who deserves to die, thus Zell got to eat him. Anyway, here's the new chapter.
Chapter 4: The "Evil" Plot
Everyone stared at Katz as he prepared to unfold his evil plot. He cleared his throat and said, "Now, I've brought you sixteen men here to…"
"There are only fifteen of us here," Sesshomaru interrupted, turning and flexing the new demon arm Nightmare gave him.
"What? I just brought you here, so there should be sixteen of you now!"
"No, Sephiroth disappeared, so there's only fifteen of us again," Cloud sighed.
The wizard's face turned red. "Where the fuck is Sephiroth!" he shouted.
Suddenly, a shadow appeared overhead, and Katz barely managed to step out of the way, as the One-Winged Angel landed heavily on the ground with his Masamune blade pointed facedown. "Damn, I missed," the villain grumbled.
"Did you just try to kill me?" the mage squeaked, his face now a livid purple.
Sephiroth tapped his lower lip thoughtfully. "Gee, let me think…um, yeah?"
"YOU IDIOT! I've already told you that you'll all be stuck here forever if you kill me!"
The rest of the guys shot the silver-haired villain a dirty look. "What?" he asked, trying to look innocent.
Yami took over Yugi again and said, "Sephiroth, we DON'T want to be stuck here forever. That would be a bad thing."
"Your point being?"
The pharaoh spirit smacked his forehead and replied, "If we're stuck here forever, then you can't go off and do evil things anymore."
Sephiroth gasped at that startling revelation and quickly put his sword away. Katz quickly took advantage of the silence and cleared his throat again. "As I was saying, I've brought you all here to take part in my tournament. You are all going to become gladiators and battle each other over a course of several rounds until only one of you is left."
"Is there a prize?" Mitsurugi asked, his eyes shining with childish hope.
The wizard smiled, and replied, "Yes, the winner has the honor and the privilege of marrying Princess Muumuu."
They all stopped and stared at him. "What the hell kind of dumb-ass prize is that, fatso?" Seifer cried.
"Rufus, stop calling people names!" Vincent yelled.
The red haired boy turned on the gunman and shouted, "Look, you stupid son of a bitch, my name is NOT Rufus, and I will call anyone anything I want! If you don't like it, then you'll just have to get over it, Vampire Boy!"
"I'm not a vampire!"
Squall tapped Cloud on the shoulder and asked, "If he's not a vampire, then what is he?"
"You'll see."
Seifer and Vincent continued to argue, and finally the red-eyed man said, "You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."
Seifer ignored the warning, and finally Vincent transformed into a huge black demon with red wings and tossed the boy across the arena with one hand. Cloud watched the whole thing dispassionately and said, "Vincent is a demon."
"Nice work," Sesshomaru applauded when the gunman changed back into his human form.
"Yeah, you can come join our club," Nightmare chimed in, handing him a little business card.
"Brotherhood of Demons United, sect 666," Vincent read aloud. "Stealing souls since 562 B.C. So, both of you are members?"
The dark knight nodded and said, "I've been a member ever since I got Soul Edge. Sesshomaru's a member of the Eastern chapter, though, and East and West only have their meetings every fifty years."
"Why can't I join?" Sephiroth whined.
"You have to either be a demon, or be possessed by one, so you can't join," Sesshomaru told him before turning back to Vincent. "So, do you want to join?"
"Sure, why not?" he shrugged as the white haired demon handed him a red badge shaped like a skull.
Meanwhile, Seymour sidled up to the now-sulking Sephiroth and stroked his silvery hair with a long finger. "You can always join my club," the Guado offered with a smile.
"Hey, faggot, no one wants to join your fucking fruit club!" Tidus yelled as the One-Winged Angel quickly backed away.
"HEY! ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME FINISH TALKING!" Katz screamed, startling everyone into silence.
After the wizard composed himself, he said, "As I said before, whichever one of you wins the contest will get to marry Princess Muumuu.
"What's so evil about that?" Joey wanted to know.
"What if we don't want to get married, or take part in this stupid tournament?" Zell demanded.
"You don't have a choice in the matter for any of it; THAT'S why it's so evil! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Yugi regained control of his body and said, "I hate to disappoint you, but that isn't really evil."
"It's not?" Katz looked taken aback.
Auron finally spoke up and told him, "Your plan isn't evil, it's stupid."
"But…I worked so hard on it."
"It's the kind of plan that a mama's boy would come up with," Kaiba said.
The wizard started to cry, and Kilik awkwardly patted the little man on the shoulder. "There, there, it's not that bad."
Eventually, Katz composed himself and gave his captives a chilling stare. "You know what? I don't care if you think this plan is stupid, you're still going to take part in it whether you like it or not!"
"But…but…" Mitsurugi started to say, but the wizard cut him off.
"ENOUGH! You're all going to do it, but since you've all wasted so much time interrupting me, you're all just going to have to spend the night out here and wait until I come back tomorrow morning!"
The little mage hopped back on his vacuum cleaner and started to fly away, but then Sephiroth yelled, "Hey, where are we supposed to sleep?"
"You all should have thought about that before you insulted me," Katz sneered. "Sweet dreams, gentlemen."
He flew away and after a while, Joey growled, "I hope you're fucking happy!"
"Shut up, Wheeler!"
Well, that's all you get for now. Yes, Katz's plan is stupid, but I did it on purpose. Anyway, I hope everyone liked it, so review and tell me what you think. The next chapter is going to be called "Slumber Party", but that may be subject to change.
