-Kaisa
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An hour later, the Titans' were called to dinner.
The topic of discussion was Karate Masters.
"Well, I won most of the levels," Raven started.
"That's only because Karate Grandpa kept losing his dentures!" Robin protested.
"So? Just because Karate Grandpa lost his dentures, doesn't mean you can't win," Starfire said.
"Everyone knows that you can't finish the level without Karate Grandpa's teeth!" Raven replied.
"Can't you pick them back up?" Cyborg asked.
"Not if you can't find them! Robin lost the teeth and he couldn't find them, therefore, I won," Raven said.
Robin grumbled something that no one else caught.
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The next day, someone was knocking at the door.
"I'll get it!" Beast Boy called.
"Be careful," Starfire said.
"I will!" Beast Boy replied, remembering yesterday. And he left the room.
Minutes later, Raven heard a small scream. Beast Boy, she thought, running towards the door.
She saw Beast Boy, who had transformed into a chicken, poking the legs of two very real Girl Scouts.
"Beast Boy, what are you doing!"
Beast Boy transformed back into himself. "I'm trying to get rid of these Slade-Bots, can't you see! Help me get rid of them!"
Raven shook her head. "No, Beast Boy, these are real Girl Scouts!"
Then she apologized to the two apparently terrified Girl Scouts.
"W-w-would you l-like to b-buy some…some…c-cookies?" stammered one of the Girl Scouts.
"No thanks," Raven said.
When the Girl Scouts left, Beast Boy said, "Why'd you say no! They had cookies!"
Raven ignored the question. "Beast Boy, those weren't Slade-Bots. Can't you tell the difference?"
"Uh…I guess not," Beast Boy said. "But who knows? Maybe Slade got new, more lifelike robots!"
Raven shook her head and went inside.
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At noon, Robin came up to the rest of the Titans and said, "Hey! Did you hear?"
"Hear about what?" Cyborg asked.
"The brand new pizza place! Brand new as in it just opened today!"
"Cool," Raven exclaimed. "Let's go!"
So the Titans' went to the new pizza place, which was called: 'Spade's Pizza Place'!
"It says it's run by only four guys," Robin said.
They went inside and were greeted by four robots with pink aprons on.
"May we help you, Teen Titans?" one of them whirred.
"Sure, we'd like two pizza pies, one plain and one sausage," Cyborg answered.
When the four robots walked off, the Titans sat down, and Robin said, "What a coincidence!"
"What's a coincidence?" Starfire asked.
"I meant that it was such a coincidence that those four robots look exactly like Slade-Bots with aprons on." Then Robin laughed loudly.
The other Titans stared at him, then at the Slade-Bots who were carrying their pizza.
"Here is your pizzzzzza," said one of the Slade-Bots.
"Great!" Robin said, taking a piece and lifting it to his mouth.
But before it got there, Starfire's eyes glowed green, and twin lasers shot the pizza from Robin's hand.
"Hey! What'd yah do that for?" Robin asked.
"Those are Slade-Bots!" Starfire hissed.
"Oh…But why'd you kill my pizza?"
"Because it's probably poisoned," Starfire answered.
"Can we stop talking about this and get those guys?" Raven asked.
As if in answer, Starfire's hands brightened, and she shot the closest Slade-Bot with her green star bolts, frying him.
Beast Boy stood up, transformed into an elephant, and trampled the next Slade-Bot. And when he was done, the only thing left was the pink apron.
Then Cyborg charged up his sonic blaster and shot the Slade-Bot with the big chef's hat on. The head blew off the body and smoke was rising from the neck.
And then Raven used her telekinesis and summoned the two poisoned pizzas that the Slade-Bots had made them and hurled them at the other robot, blinding him. Next she floated one of the tables over the last robots head. Then she dropped it, crushing the Slade-Bot.
"Hey! Why can't there be another robot? I want to kick butt too! But you guys took all the other ones!" Robin complained.
"I don't think I like Spade's Pizza Place," Beast Boy said.
"I bet it's code for Slade's Pizza Place," Raven responded.
"Slade eats pizza?" Robin asked, looking confused and picturing Slade eating pizza. Of course, since Robin doesn't know what Slade looked like under that mask, he only pictured Slade trying to shove pizza in his mouth, but getting his mask pizza-covered instead.
"I'm not hungry anymore," Cyborg said, and the Titans left the pizza place and went back home.
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But a few hours later, all the Titans were hungry.
"Let's go to McDonald's!" Beast Boy said.
The other Titans agreed and got into the T-Car, on their way to McDonald's.
They pulled into the drive-through.
"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?" asked a slightly distorted voice.
Cyborg ordered for all the Titans.
"That'd be 18.64. Please pull up to the next window."
They did as the voice commanded, and paid at the next window. Then they went to the final window.
"Here's your food!" exclaimed a robot with a McDonald's visor on, along with the McDonald's uniform.
Cyborg handed everyone their food.
Beast Boy pointed at Robin's hamburger. "That. Is the weirdest pickle I have ever seen!"
Robin laughed. "Yeah, it is weird. Kind of looks like rat poison, doesn't it?"
At the sound of the word poison, everyone looked at Robin and looked at his pickle. Then they looked at their own.
"Hey, guys, didn't that guy at the last window look a little suspicious?" Raven asked.
Beast Boy looked unsurprised. And exclaimed in a monotone voice, "Yeah, it was one of Slade's robots. I noticed it when I first saw him."
"And when were you going to tell us this? After we were dead!" Starfire asked.
Beast Boy sweat dropped.
And Cyborg was pulling in the drive-through again. He passed where he was supposed to order, gave the poisoned food and a warning at the girl in the next window, and finally pulled to the last window.
"Allow me," Starfire said, eyes glowing green.
Once Starfire saw that Slade-Bot with the McDonald's uniform and visor on, her eyes shot green laser bolts at him, and he disintegrated, leaving only the uniform behind.
"Uh…Why is Slade so determined to poison us?" Raven asked.
"He wants us dead, duh," Robin answered.
"I know that. I meant why bother poison us if he can do the job himself?"
"I dunno, maybe he just got bored." Robin shrugged.
"Well, tomorrow we can go to the grocery store and get our own food," Cyborg said.
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i'll put more later. ;-)
