Okay, this is the last, short, part. Whoever liked it, I'm glad you think it's good. Whoever doesnt, that's okay, it's not my best work.
And sorry i took so long in updating...i've been busy writing some other stuff...
Kaisa
The next day, the Titans went to the Shop Rite.
The five went down the first aisle, when Beast Boy asked a question.
"I don't get it. Why do the Shop Rite people spell 'Rite' R-I-T-E, and not 'right' R-I-G-H-T? Or even 'write' W-R-I-T-E? Do they not know how to spell?"
Raven groaned. "I don't know, Beast Boy."
But Beast Boy wouldn't let it drop while they were shopping.
"But I just don't get it. I never heard of a right spelled R-I-T-E. It was always different…Do you think the guy who made Shop Rite didn't have a spelling book?" Beast Boy went on as he dropped a package of cookies in the shopping cart.
"Let. It. Drop." Raven growled, having heard Beast Boy's similar questions at least once down every aisle.
"Or maybe they meant to spell it W-R-I-T-E, and they just forgot the W?" Beast Boy went on, ignoring the other Titans' protests.
They finally reached the checkout counter.
"You have bought over a hundred dollars in groceries," the blond haired woman whose nametag read 'Cindy' said. She wore the traditional Shop Rite uniform. "That means you win these free brownies! This woman over here made them especially for you!" And Cindy gestured to an old woman in a pink polka dot dress.
It might have looked like an old woman to Cindy, but the Titans knew better when they saw the white curly hair that sat on the old woman's head fall off.
Beast Boy stifled a gasp. And whispered, "She's… bald."
Raven glared at him. "'She's' a Slade-Bot, in a granny getup."
Beast Boy shook his head. "Wha—? No. If she was a Slade-Bot, she wouldn't have made us these"—he almost drooled—"delicious looking brownies."
Robin stood up. "My turn," he exclaimed, and with that, he charged the 'granny'.
The Slade-Bot realized his cover was blown and threw down his purse and ripped off the granny dress so he could move easier.
Beast Boy gasped loudly. "She's NAKED!"
Raven gave him a small slap on the arm. "It. Is. A. Slade-Bot. You. IDIOT."
Robin took care of the Slade-Bot easily and then threw the brownies away. "You know what? Slade trying to poison us is getting really old."
"You said it," Cyborg agreed.
And the Titans paid for their groceries and left the Shop Rite.
"We better hurry," Starfire said, "looks like there's a pretty bad storm on the way."
And she was right. Big, billowing, dark clouds filled up the whole sky, and once the Titans got into the Tower, it began to pour. Thunder boomed. Lighting cracked.
The Titans gathered in the main room.
Just then, there was an enormous boom of thunder, and an extraordinary crack of lightning filled the sky.
The Titans froze. Not because they were scared, but because something had kept them frozen for a second.
On the other side of town, Slade was in his hideout when the big thunder and lightning hit.
"YES! This is the foolproof plan to poison the Teen Tit—" Slade froze in mid-sentence.
It was a full minute before Slade unfroze. He looked down at his pile of rat poison.
"What in the heck am I doing?" he said aloud. "Using petty poison to deal with the Teen Titans? What have I been doing for the past…few days?" He walked around and checked the place.
"AND WHO STOLE MY PINK POLKA-DOT DRESS!" he boomed.
But the point was. Slade was back to normal…
The Titans unfroze.
Starfire was the first to recover. "What was this big boom? Is there a person in the fluffy cotton that is angry?"
"That was thunder, Star," Robin told her.
"Well, that thunder suddenly made me work up an appetite," Beast Boy said. "I think I'm up for some tofu!" And he went to the kitchen.
Robin looked at the other Titans. "Do any you remember what we were doing for the last couple of days?"
"I do not, friend Robin. I only recall that I was not being myself," Starfire answered.
Cyborg and Raven said pretty much the same thing.
"I seem to remember…Slade was trying to poison us…over and over…," Raven said in her usual monotone voice.
"And I seem to remember Star…killing my pizza?" Robin said.
The Titans looked at each other, confused.
Then Beast Boy came back in. Haven heard the conversation, he said, "I remember…something about a…pink polka-dot dress, with a matching purse?"
Robin shrugged. "Don't know. It's kind of confusing…But I guess the good news is…we're back to normal."
THE END
