Chapter 3

Ichigo: ::Stares hopelessly at the ceiling::

Pai: Kish? Are you well?

Ichigo: ..........turns and looks at Pai ugh............

Pai: Maybe you've been infected with a human disease.........

Ichigo: I'm going to earth! Buh-Bye!!

Pai: kish!!

Meanwhile

Mrs. Momomiya: Ichigo-chan wake up you've got to get to school

Kish: ::Groan::

Kish: :: After some time he finally put on a Uniform correctly and walks down stairs::

Kish: Walks to school with ichigo's friends::

Ichigo's friend number 1 : Hey Ichigo did you see how those mews blasted tose monsters?!

Ichgo friend 2: Yeah I mean it was totally awesome!!

Kish: -.-................

At school

Kish: ::has head on the desk::

Teacher: Ichigo!

Kish: ::Head shoots up:: I'm awake!

Teacher: What is the formula for work??

Kish: ::Drowsily:: Work = mass/distance

Teacher: ::Surprised:: That is correct........

Kish: uh-huh....listen get a real science teacher and I might pay attention in this class.....::Closes eyes and lays head on table::

Ichigo: ::Walks in class:: I'm a new student!

Teacher: Welcome what is your name?

Ichigo: uhmm...........Kish

Teacher: welcome to our class sit beside Ichigo and we will resume class

Kish: ::Looks at Ichigo in his body:: (whisper) what is going on???

Ichigo: (whisper)I don't know!

Kish: :Looks at Ichigo again::............I didn't know I was so hot........

Ichigo: ...........you aren't hot...........

Kish: (disappointed)aww..........

Ichigo: If you lay a hand on my body I swear I'll..........i'l......

Kish: you can't do anything because you don't know how to control my body. (smirk) If you excuse me I'm going to the bathroom. (gets up and leaves)

Ichigo: (sigh)

(In Bathroom) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Ichigo and class run to the door of the bathroom)

(Ichigo runs into the batheroom where Kish is)

Kish: ICHIGO!! I'm BLEEDING!!.......FROM THERE

Ichigo: Where is there kish?

Kish: THERE,There as in There!!!

Ichigo: .............................................

Kish: (panicked)

Ichigo: oh.......(gets a pad from cuboard) Don't worry its completely natural. (Snicker) Kish my body is menstruating. Kish: 0.0 (really high voice)what??

Ichigo: I'll tell you later

(two hours later at long recess)

Kish(groaning and clutching stomach) owwwwww

Ichigo: That's cramps........

(Random girls tugging on the back of Ichigo's uniform) Ichigo: (turns around) yes??

Girls: you're the new boy right?

Ichigo: ...........yes

Girl : do.........do....doyouwantogooutwithme??

Ichigo: .........umm.....

Kish: (latches on to Ichigo's arm) he's with me......sorry

Girl: but aren't you going out with Masaya?

Kish: (anger vein as eye twitchs)

Ichigo: umm.......lets get out of here!!

Masay: Ichigo what is he doing here? (Glares at Ichigo in kish's body)

Kish: (cat ears and tail pops out) what the !!!!!!!!

Ichigo: (takes off uniform coat and covers Kish's head and body.) Lets get out of here .

End

Haiku: ...............wow..........AHAHAHAHAAAHHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! (laughs at kish) menstruating ...........ahahahaa.

Kish: -.-