The sexy adventures or rubius part IV - Dan gets a rim job by calgone Lakestein bot was trying out his new robotic man dick when muffraider busted in, panting. " You have no idea what Ive just been through lakstein...speaking of which, your now a robot when did this happen?", while trying to configure his robodick lakestein accidetnally pushed the wrong button and his robodick began penetrating muffraiders ear the likes of which had never been seen. " Im blind"! Muffraider gasped. " Oh MY GOD!" Lakestein replied..." I FORGOT MY SODA". With that Lakestein bolted through the window, while a crippled and now apparantly blind muffraider was left both lying in a pool of his own blood and questioning his sexuality.

Meanwhile Agent Fischer hit up Ann's twat like it was a rubicks cube. Ann then informed him that Rubius is in fact still alive, and has a plan to initiate the " Machrider/kidXtreme/Dan apocalypse doom project poop". With no time to spare, Matt and Ann bolted off with melvins car on pursuit to The dark moons hideout in the future. Clawstein recieved word via walkie talkie about Rubius's new project. On the way to pick up a sub sandwich he sex0red artimus for fun and then went on to meet up with Ann and agent Fischer to finally put an end to Rubius's twisted sexual scheme... TO BE CONTINUED...