The Shadow King (Akira Daemon): Olah! Time for Chapter 7 (the real one)
Haiku: (mock mysterious voice) what will happen to the already tortured
Evil-Crossdressing-Elf-From-Outer-Space?
Kish: MEAN! Haiku I thought you were nice…
Ichigo: Evil-Cross-dressing-Elf-From-Outer-Space? How so?
Haiku: Observe (points to ears) Elf (points to a folder that says 'Evil plans to Take over Earth') Evil (points to unfashionable clothing) Cross-dressing (points to space ship) Outer Space.
Ichigo: Oh….
Akira: we must start the story…I gotta lot of good reviews n.n and I have a horrifying surprise for Ichigo!
Haiku: (bored) whoo…..
Ichigo: ((nervous)) a horrifying surprise?
(((((anybody who doesn't like mild shonen-ai action should probably not read this chapter)))))
((Haiku: ewwwww! Shonen-))
Chapter 7 (Halloween Costumes and Candy Galore)
Kish: (wakes up)
Clock: 1; 32 pm.
Ichigo's mom: Boo! What area ya gonna do? Sleep the day away?
Kish: (stares at her) 0.0
Ichigo's mom: (Wearing green antennas) I'm an Alien trying to take over the world!
Kish: …….(blink blink)
(( A/N" (dies laughing) sorry I had to put that in!))
Kish: ………morning…(stares at her)…um why are you dressed like that?
Ichigo's Mom: Its Halloween! Gathering candy from houses and having a good time remember Ichigo?
Kish:…….yeah……alrighty……..I'm going to go to school now..
Ichigo's Mom: Its Saturday today Ichigo…don't you have a Halloween party to go to?
Kish: …Yeah..yeah that's it! And I'm…going to go right now..so…um…bye!
Ichigo's mom : Don't forget your costume! (Hands Kish the bag) Bye sweetie remember to come home at 12:30 tonight.
Kish: uhmm…okay…….(walks out the door)
(mean while)
Tart: That old hag…she did something to Kish! She'll pay.!
(reoccurrence)
Tart: What's the matter Kish? aren't you going to eat your dinner?
Kish(Ichigo): yuck…is it even eatable? (Poke, poke)
Pai: It's Dewatrq sawewq Kish…..(raises eyebrow) your favorite dish…….
Kish (Ichigo): uhmm…. I'm not that hungry you know so…. I'm going to go and…uh…. do…stuff…(leaves)
(reoccurrence end)
Tart: (clenches fist) She'll pay!
(With Ichigo)
Ichigo: I'm so bored…. (Flops on alien bed) Today is Saturday (freeze) Saturday? The…31… OMG today is Halloween! I have to go see if Kish is okay!
((Haiku: am I the only one who is wondering why Ichigo is caring if Kish is okay?))
Ichigo: ((prepares to leave for earth))
Pai: Kish what is it that you are doing?
Ichigo: uuh…….going to cause havoc and chaos for the…uhm….earth-people……uh…fight the mew mews?
Pai: then let me accompany you.
Ichigo: no…it's all right Pai….
Pai: Kish (steps closer) is something wrong?
Ichigo: wha? N-no I'm perfectly fine! (steps back)
Pai: (steps even closer) you haven't been yourself lately.
Ichigo: (steps back again) uhm…I'm fine really…
Pai: (goes even more closer) I don't think you are.
Ichigo: (backed against the wall nervously) I'm just bored…..you know because uhm…..I haven't bugged Ichigo in a long time! Yeah! That's it!
Pai: (sighs ) It's always the same! Ichigo this, Ichigo that! What about other people around you who've been with you the longest? (pressing closer)
Ichigo: (seriously freaked out) w-what do you mean? Pai…. this is getting uncomfortable…
Pai: I mean what if I loved you hmm? (palm lightly on Ichigo's cheek)
Ichigo: .o0(OMIGOD! OMIGOD!) uh…..mm..well. I'll get back to you on that okay? (somehow manages to vanish)
Tart: (stumbles out of the closet) so Pai what the stats?
Pai: there is a 134 score that that is not Kish we are dealing with. (crosses arms)
Tart: that test was rather….unlike you Pai.
Pai: Shut up (blush)
Tart: well at least I have it on Video!
Pai: (snaps head up sharply) What?
Tart: (shows the video camera snickering before running for his life)
The end!
