The Shadow King (Akira Daemon): Olah! Time for Chapter 7 (the real one)

Haiku: (mock mysterious voice) what will happen to the already tortured

Evil-Crossdressing-Elf-From-Outer-Space?

Kish: MEAN! Haiku I thought you were nice…

Ichigo: Evil-Cross-dressing-Elf-From-Outer-Space? How so?

Haiku: Observe (points to ears) Elf (points to a folder that says 'Evil plans to Take over Earth') Evil (points to unfashionable clothing) Cross-dressing (points to space ship) Outer Space.

Ichigo: Oh….

Akira: we must start the story…I gotta lot of good reviews n.n and I have a horrifying surprise for Ichigo!

Haiku: (bored) whoo…..

Ichigo: ((nervous)) a horrifying surprise?

(((((anybody who doesn't like mild shonen-ai action should probably not read this chapter)))))

((Haiku: ewwwww! Shonen-))

Chapter 7 (Halloween Costumes and Candy Galore)

Kish: (wakes up)

Clock: 1; 32 pm.

Ichigo's mom: Boo! What area ya gonna do? Sleep the day away?

Kish: (stares at her) 0.0

Ichigo's mom: (Wearing green antennas) I'm an Alien trying to take over the world!

Kish: …….(blink blink)

(( A/N" (dies laughing) sorry I had to put that in!))

Kish: ………morning…(stares at her)…um why are you dressed like that?

Ichigo's Mom: Its Halloween! Gathering candy from houses and having a good time remember Ichigo?

Kish:…….yeah……alrighty……..I'm going to go to school now..

Ichigo's Mom: Its Saturday today Ichigo…don't you have a Halloween party to go to?

Kish: …Yeah..yeah that's it! And I'm…going to go right now..so…um…bye!

Ichigo's mom : Don't forget your costume! (Hands Kish the bag) Bye sweetie remember to come home at 12:30 tonight.

Kish: uhmm…okay…….(walks out the door)

(mean while)

Tart: That old hag…she did something to Kish! She'll pay.!

(reoccurrence)

Tart: What's the matter Kish? aren't you going to eat your dinner?

Kish(Ichigo): yuck…is it even eatable? (Poke, poke)

Pai: It's Dewatrq sawewq Kish…..(raises eyebrow) your favorite dish…….

Kish (Ichigo): uhmm…. I'm not that hungry you know so…. I'm going to go and…uh…. do…stuff…(leaves)

(reoccurrence end)

Tart: (clenches fist) She'll pay!

(With Ichigo)

Ichigo: I'm so bored…. (Flops on alien bed) Today is Saturday (freeze) Saturday? The…31… OMG today is Halloween! I have to go see if Kish is okay!

((Haiku: am I the only one who is wondering why Ichigo is caring if Kish is okay?))

Ichigo: ((prepares to leave for earth))

Pai: Kish what is it that you are doing?

Ichigo: uuh…….going to cause havoc and chaos for the…uhm….earth-people……uh…fight the mew mews?

Pai: then let me accompany you.

Ichigo: no…it's all right Pai….

Pai: Kish (steps closer) is something wrong?

Ichigo: wha? N-no I'm perfectly fine! (steps back)

Pai: (steps even closer) you haven't been yourself lately.

Ichigo: (steps back again) uhm…I'm fine really…

Pai: (goes even more closer) I don't think you are.

Ichigo: (backed against the wall nervously) I'm just bored…..you know because uhm…..I haven't bugged Ichigo in a long time! Yeah! That's it!

Pai: (sighs ) It's always the same! Ichigo this, Ichigo that! What about other people around you who've been with you the longest? (pressing closer)

Ichigo: (seriously freaked out) w-what do you mean? Pai…. this is getting uncomfortable…

Pai: I mean what if I loved you hmm? (palm lightly on Ichigo's cheek)

Ichigo: .o0(OMIGOD! OMIGOD!) uh…..mm..well. I'll get back to you on that okay? (somehow manages to vanish)

Tart: (stumbles out of the closet) so Pai what the stats?

Pai: there is a 134 score that that is not Kish we are dealing with. (crosses arms)

Tart: that test was rather….unlike you Pai.

Pai: Shut up (blush)

Tart: well at least I have it on Video!

Pai: (snaps head up sharply) What?

Tart: (shows the video camera snickering before running for his life)

The end!