"Pip, I know what we must do." whispered Merry excitedly. "We must find a way to get them back, we must embarrase them."
"Lets go borrow Faramir's camera." said Pippin.
They skipped all the way to Faramir's room.
"Yo, Faramir."
"What is it, my homies?"
"Can we borrow your camera? its really really important," pleaded Merry.
"But I need my camera, I need it to take pictures of Gwenyth Paltrow, Julia Roberts, and the ever beautiful Ricard Simmons!" Faramir stated.
"Do you know what he's talking about, Pip?" asked Merry.
"No idea," Pippin said. "Why dont we just ake-tay e-thay amera-cay."
"Good idea."
They grabbed the camera and ran from the room as fast as they can.
"You know he will come after us." said Merry.
"I'll put it a place he will never look nor want to look."
"NO PIPPIN NO!" too late Pippin had stuck the camera down his pants.
"What? Whats wrong?" he asked oblivious.
"Give me back the camera," Merry commanded.
"No, you'll have to come and get it," Pippin argued.
"Alright!" Merry stuck his hand down Pippin's pants and just then they heard the horrifying cries of...
"DDDDDDDWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"Oh no..."
"Oh yes, fear dear hobbits, fear me." said Gandalf.
"For this will be your downfall!" screamed Elrond.
They each snapped a picture.
"DDDWWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!" they screamed as they twirled back to their secret headquarters.
At the headquarters of the SOCIETY OF THE INSANE AND THE UGLY... (yes Gandalf is insane and Elrond is ugly)
"Finally we have enough pictures to disgrace them, FOREVER!"
"Should we post them now and celebrate later or celebrate now and post them later?" asked Elrond.
"How about we celebrate now and later." said Gandalf.
"Good idea,"
"Come Elrond we must dance."
And on came the horrible elven disco music, and off came their cloaks. Sequins flashed everywhere, and horrible dance moves overtook the wizard and the elf. Yes they had dance fever.
"Oh my... Pip come look at this." said Merry in an excited whisper, "And bring the camera."
"Whats that horrible noise?" said Pippin covering his ears.
"Its elven dance music, they love it for some reason. Don't ask me." said Merry. "But look at Elrond and Gandalf."
Pippin immediately began snapping pictures right and left.
"Gandalf did you here that?"
"Here what?" For he was to busy shakin his money maker to notice.
"It sounded like a camera."
"I dont think so."
"Oh but I do."
By the time they got outside Merry and Pippin were long gone.
