Jedi Don't Eat Peas-Part I

Disclaimer: George Lucas owns Star Wars, Jedi, lightsabers, and all that other kuso.

This fanfiction is a product of my boredom in art class, and my obsession with KotOR II. Its chapters are really freaking short, but thats because I wrote it on notebook paper, and the longest chapter was 1.5 pages long, so, uh, yeah. Shortness.

Name: Alice

Age: 15

Appearance: Long blonde hair, blue eyes.

Blood type: AB

Birthday: March 29th

Likes: Candy

Dislikes: Peas

Just some information, because I forgot to describe Alice... -shifty eyes-


"Eat your peas, Alice." Alice's mother encouraged after a long moment of the family gathered around the dinner table.

"The Jedi do not eat peas." Alice answered, her face stoic, after glancing at a bowl of peas.

"Alice, eat your peas." her mother said more forcefully. Alice sat and glowered between the bowl of peas and her mother. Her mother looked toward her father, as if expecting something.

"Stan."

"Yes, dear?" he said, forcing sincerity into his voice, not wanting to get involved.

"Make your daughter eat her peas." she said expectantly.

"Alice, please, listen to your mother. Eat your peas." her father said with a sigh.

"NO! Mother, father, you have fallen to the dark side! How could you!" Alice screamed in desperation, jumping out of her chair.

"What?" her father began to ask.

"No! Do not try to convert me! I will NOT fall to the darkside!" she screamed, in rage, drawing out a lightsaber. She held it up in front of her, and beams of light extended from the weapon.

"Even though it is up to the Jedi Council, I will decide your fate." Alice declared.

"Alice, what are you doing!" her mother screamed her as she sliced the table in half. Suddenly, Alice jabbed forward, stabbing her mother through the stomach and out her back. Slice pulled the weapon backwards and out, causing her victim to fall forward, attempt to catch her balance, and finally fall over backwards. Her mother died in a pool of her own blood.

After Stan, her father saw this act; he bolted for the door in fear, escaping the Jedi's wrath.

"You have escaped me for the time being, Sith, but I will find you, and destroy you." she said, closing up the lightsaber, and striding away in silence.

"Never again shall I eat peas."

End...