sorry this chaps a bit short... im so LAZY! DWAH LAZY!
Meanwhile on the hobbit end.
"What's that?" asked Merry fearfuly, "It...it can't be"
"NO, it's American Pie!" screamed Pippin, "Grab Frodo." but it was too late for frodo was already jumping up and down frantically. "Get him before the chorus!" cried Sam, "No, Mr. Frodo, no"
Just then Don McLean began singing:
"Bye bye Miss American Pie Drove the Chevy to the Levy but the levy was dry And good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin' this will be the day that I die"
The moment Frodo heard the word die he shouted "Die die die, live live live, sex sex sex, more more more." while running around in circles making obscene gestures at all the old elves surrounding him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FRODO!" screamed Bilbo, "How many times do I have to tell you to stop giving the old men the finger. I dont know how long these raging hormones are going to last"
"And to think, I used to respect that man." said Merry wonderigly as Bilbo began dancing like a chicken to "Starry Starry Night". Frodo had calmed down by now. "How can he yell at you when every time he hears Starry starry night he makes a fool out of himself." "I dunno, Sam. I think I need to rest now"
"Why don't Gandalf and Elrond go after them, they do so many embarrasing things. I mean look at Bilbo, I'm ashamed to think that he's my 2nd cousin 3 times removed"
"I know what you mean, why do you think the Bagginses are like that"
"Bad genes I guess"
"Um...Pip most of there genes are shared with us," "My point is that they have something a little loose in their brains"
"Maybe you do to," said Merry looking at Pippin disgustedly.
