YOU!
This is a sequel to WHY ME? if you haven't read it yet, i suggest you do, its hilarious! sides, you've never get the small insides jokes that are in here either! enjoy!
-KH
Rating PG-13: for over active imaginations, excessive use of snarkiness, crude humor and cruelty to characters
Disclaimer: Me no own Smallville or characters :( too bad
Chapter one: Camaya Islands
Lex sighed as he leaned back in the comfortable beach chair. The sun beat down over head, making the paradise wonderful to the boy billionaire.
Now he was glad that he had come to the island during spring break to get away from the troubles and worries of Smallville.
It was a nice relief.
And now, the paradise was just crawling with rich kids ready to party. Just the perfect place for the young Luthor to hide out.
At least, he hoped so.
"Here you go Mr. Luthor."
A slender brunette flashed him a smile as she handed him a glass full of 'Tropical Hurricane'. A local drink that was sure to go to one's head if not drunken carefully.
He nodded his thanks, and allowed himself a slight indulgent look as she walked away. Her long brown hair, doe like eyes and dazzling smile reminded him of a certain Miss Lana Lang.
Of course, she was a total opposite of a certain green eyed reporter.
'No! I will not let the thought of her ruin my vacation.'
He and the person in question, Chloe Sullivan had a small, itty falling out just before he had left. In fact, she WAS the reason why he was here. Instead of the drafty halls of his ancient family mansion.
Suddenly his thoughts were interrupted when a tall sandy blonde haired young man came over.
"Hey Lex!"
"David. Good to see you still on your feet. Even after all those drinks."
The other young man laughed and plopped down beside the Luthor. David White was an old friend of Lex's. They had gone to the same private school for five years until Lex was expelled. During which time, they became close party buddies.
"So, what's on your mind?"
Lex shrugged.
"Nothing."
"Liar. Is it a girl?"
Lex shook his head, trying to get his thoughts away from Chloe as quickly as possible.
"No."
"Yeah right. Lex, buddy. You gotta wind down. Why don't you pick a pretty girl and sleep with her?"
Lex looked over at David, his face expressionless.
"Who said that this has anything to do with stuff like that?"
"You did!"
"How?"
"Body language."
David paused to take a sip of his cold drink before he grinned.
"No way."
"Yes way. Look, Lex. Pick a blonde. Any blonde."
"Huh?"
"I know you always go for brunettes and all, but go outside of your box for once."
"Fine."
"Good, now look over there. You remember Chad, right?"
Tall, black haired and grey eyed. How could he forget that 6'8 brick wall?
"Yes."
"Look over to his right."
Lex did.
"The blonde one."
Lex sighed frustrated.
"David, there are over sixty blonde near him!"
"Not true. Only ten."
"Which one?"
"The girl wearing the hot red bikini."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
Lex studied the girl from where he sat. she was slender. Fairly muscular. Her pale skin was a perfect contrast to the multitudes of tan hides near her.
'Wait a minute…'
"Oh my god…"
'Chloe.'
Chloe Sullivan grinned widely as she party neared a tall muscular almost Clark look-a-like.
She sipped some of her drink as she listened the music pulse around her.
It was nice, coming to an exclusive island, just because she could. Or rather she was able too.
Chloe's eyes were drawn towards the VIP section of the club. Her hazel eyes came in contact with a pair of intense blue ones.
"Holy shit."
'Lex'
Hope you like it! R&R!
