Authored by ShadowsofHell and ShortHun (just published by ShortHun)

Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, and Gandalf sat outside. The scene was absolutely beautiful! The hills were in the distance and the sun was just setting over those hills.

When all the sudden…Something fell from the sky.

BARNEY!

Barney the purple retarded dinosaur that can never shut up. He looked up at the four unusual characters. The four looked at him, and pulled out their weapons.

"Why hello there!" Barney said, "I Love you! YOU LOVE ME! We're a happy fammmaaallleeee! With a GREAT big hug and a kiss from me to u! WONT U SAY I LOOOOVVVEEEE YOOOOOUUUU TOOOOOOO!"

Legolas looked at Barney with a huge bit of confusion.

"What the fuck?" Aragorn said lowering his sword, he then looked at Gandalf who was reacting the same way.

Gimli just kind of backed away. Slowly…

Barney laughed his lil stupid laugh. "AHEHEHEHE! Well then, where have I gone? This isn't where my friends are!"

"And who exactly are your friends?" Gandalf asked keeping his staff up. "Well the kids of course!" Barney replied, "We have lots of fun."

"What kind of fun?…" Aragorn asked his eyes widening.

"Why we play lots of fun games and sometimes we have sleepovers!" Barney said with a stupid laugh.

They backed away from the idiotic dinosaur.

"…Sleepovers?" Gimli repeated Barney's answer. "As in sleeping in the same place?"

"Of course, but sometimes we have to share a sleeping bag!" He replied with his stupid pearly white teeth showing that are fake as heck!

Legolas drawled his bow and arrow. "You sick-" He started but Gimli cut him off. "THING!" Gimli finished.

Aragorn took up his sword again.

"No don't have a bee in your bonnet…Let's all be FRIENDS! And SING!" Barney then started dancing around.

"AHH! RUN AWAY AND HIDE!" Legolas says taking off running. "LEGOLAS! IM WITH YOU!" Gimli runs also.

"Now, let's all be friends…let's not run away! LETS BE FRIENDS FOREVER!" At this time Aragorn has now left Gandalf all alone. With this monster.

"YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!" Gandalf yelled, as he slammed his staff down to the ground. Just then a huge sink hole sucked up Barney, and Gandalf went to find the others.

About two hours later he found them hiding noticeably beside some bushes. Gandalf looked at them with a smile. "Don't worry now…It is gone." He said to them, and they all came out of their hiding spot.

They then took their place and sat down on a hill watching the rest of the sun set.

"I'm hungry" one of them said.

"Well then get something to eat, like elf bread." Gandalf replied to them.

"What's elf bread?" they asked.

Just then all the companions looked to their right, and there sat Barney looking at them.

"AHHHH!" They all screamed and jumped up. "Oh for god sakes!" Legolas shouted jumping up.

Barney continued sitting. "What is the matter?" Barney asked with his stupid self.

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAYYY!" Aragorn yelled and took off again, the others followed.

They sat in a tree, which Barney wouldn't be able to climb cause he's a fat ass.

"Is he gone." Gimli asked.

"I think so."

"So, why are we hiding again?"

"Because, of that stupi-" Gimli turns around and falls out of the tree. "AHHH! RUNN!" Gimli disappears into the distance.

Barney sat right dead smack in the center of the tree with them.

Legolas poked barney in the eye, and jumped out of the tree.

"AHH ME EYE!" Barney said clutching his fat face.

Gandalf kicked Barney and ran, and Aragorn did too.

"OUCH! Love hurts…but for you guys…It's worth it." Barney called to them as they ran. Barney then jumped out practically fell out. He then followed them singing "I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! We'-" Just then, a loud THUMP was heard. And they all turned around.

Barney had ran into a tree branch, and he had fallen down making a loud THUMP.

They all approached the knocked out dinosaur. "He's so airheaded." Legolas said, "If he is knocked out by a small less than half a twig BRANCH!"

They all looked at each other wondering what to do with the body…

The only way to know is, tune in next week (not really next week just whenever Jen comes over again so we can right together.)

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BARNEY IS DRIVING ME PSYCHO! LET'S GET A GUN AND SHOOT HIM!