(Chap 2 written just by ShortHun)

Chapter Two of:

BARNEY IS DRIVING ME PSHYCO LETS GET A GUN AND SHOOT HIM!

The four companions looked at each other with curiosity.

What should they do? Where would they take the body?

They knew exactly where! After a long discussion of where to go, and what to do.

Legolas and Gimli had his feet while Gandalf and Aragorn had his arms.

"He's such a fat butt!" Legolas said, as they came across a bridge that was over water.

"Oh great! The bridge will break! He's too FAT!" Aragorn said, and they threw the body down.

"Well, maybe we can…dump him in the river!" Gimli suggested looking at the others.

"No, too risky" Gandalf said rubbing his beard.

"I say we put him in a well with no way up!" One said.

"Good thinking!" Gandalf said turning around. "I know just the place with a well!"

The companions immediately started dragging him again, and took a different route around the river. They finally came to a place! Of peace, and non-violence!

RIVENDELL!

Gandalf looked around, and gave signals for the 3 to drag Barney quickly behind a set of stairs. Gandalf then looked around some corners, and gave another signal.

They finally made it to Elrond's lil room thing. Elrond and Arwen stood there. "Gandalf what have you brought?" Elrond asked raising a brow.

"A big amount of trouble!" Gandalf replied, and they threw the fat butt dinosaur's body on the ground, which shook cause he weighed so much.

"Well let us, see what we can do!" Elrond said, "Let us make a council!"

So it is that the four companions went to a meeting council thing.

Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, Gimli, Gandalf, Random elves, Random dwarves, and Elrond sat down with Barney's fat ass dead smack in the middle of their circle tied up.

"Now, we have another quest…for anyone who will take it! You see this large fatass in front of us…" Elrond began, "We need someone, somehow to destroy it!" Elrond then stood up walking around a little.

He then stopped looking at everyone. "But who?"

Whispers came about the circle.

"Now! We have four people who have witnessed this foul creatures actions!" He said. "Let us listen to their story!"

Gimli then stood up. "He…plays with children! They have sleep overs, and he does bad things!" Gasps were heard all around.

Gandalf then took a stand with Aragorn and Legolas. "He has tried to touch me and my companions!" Gandalf said with rage!

The dwarves were still talking about what Gimli had said.

'He tried to hug us, with his love for children!" Legolas added.

The elves began to speak, and even Elrond seemed shocked!

When all the sudden…Barney woke up.

Barney laughed his stupid dinosaur laugh. "HAHahhehea! Why hi there!" His white fake teeth showed and everyone clinged to someone!

"IT IS SO HIDEOUS!" A dwarf shouted.

Elrond jumped back as Barney struggled to get free. "Who will take this foul creature! To the fires of Mordor?"

"Ahem"

Elrond turned. "This is a dinosaur, not the ring…why Mordor?" Pippin asked.

"Um, so he'll burn the fiery depths of hell forever!" He replied. "Right.." Pippin said.

"I will take it!" Frodo said standing. "I will take this creature to Mordor!"

The others seemed shocked. "But Frodo! You have…already taken the ring!" Aragorn said.

Frodo walked over to the tied up Barney.

"Then I shall join you! Through all the dangers you encounter!" Gandalf said standing behind him.

"You have my sword" Aragorn said joining.

"And you have my bow!" Legolas said also.

"and my AXE!" Gimli added.

Merry and Pippin looked at each other "We are coming too!" They took their spots and Sam ran up too.

Elrond rolled his eyes. "I guess the 8 old companions are at it again…. Let us see what you can do!"

"AHHH!" Frodo yelled and began kicking Barney.

The others just looked at Frodo like he had gone insane! But then they all joined in and began beating him with sticks and kicking him and slapping him.

To be continued.