Author's Note: Hello there everyone. I hope you are all well in health and mind. Wait, you guys hang out on fanfic, you actually care what happens in this fic, you can't be that well in the mind. Oh well, that's okay, have a bag of gummy bears.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen titans. But I own Dearest... sort of. She keeps breaking out of her cage. Should I have gotten guinea pig sized instead of gerbil?

On with my weird fic...

Dearest's Hideout

Dearest was very, very angry.

Almost as angry as the time the mean boy at school ate a drumstick. Right in front of her. Of course, he regretted it, he would never eat anything that couldn't be drawn through a straw again, she made sure of that.

But that had nothing to do with why she was angry this time.

"You are all so stupid!" she screamed at an assembled line of henchmen, "What in the heck could be going on in your heads!"

"They're both skinny, they're both Titans, we didn't see-" one man started but was cut off by Dearest's fierce attack on him... it wasn't really that fierce, since she had slung a discarded tofu burger at him. But if it had been a rock it would have been very fierce.

"There is a big difference in a green shape shifter and a spiky haired blackbelt that smells of hair gel!" she screamed, everyone within a ten-mile radius winced as her already high pitched voice reached dog whistle potential

"We're sorry, miss, we'll do better..."

Suddenly another henchmen came sprinting in, clutching a piece of paper in his hand.

"Good news! I got an estimate and the skinny freak is worth at least twenty bucks!" he exclaimed, "Just a few clicks and he's auctioned off to the fastest rabid fan girl! Oh, and here's the box of raisins you asked for."

"I could get that new CD I want..." Dearest pondered happily, snatching up the raisins and beginning to munch on them but then her features froze, "Wait... what was that you said?"

"I said his estimate is at least twenty bucks but I'm sure if we threw in the fact his costume comes with him then..."

"No, the last part.."

"Rabid fan girls?"

"Hmm..." Dearest murmured, "Yes, you may have something there..."

Titans Tower (While it's dark outside, during that time you normal people call night.)

"I have a lock on him!" Cyborg cried out, typing frantically and glancing up at a large screen

"He's moving west... and quickly." Raven murmured, also gazing at the screen

A little red dot was moving quickly across the screen in the named direction, blinking continuously. A few seconds later it disappeared with an odd 'blip'

"What? How could that happen?" Cyborg exclaimed, fiddling with the keyboard.

"He disappeared at the location of the old large storage buildings." Starfire pointed out, her jaw clenched. Her eyes were red and puffy, having cried for the past few hours, but now that sorrow seemed to be replaced with burning anger. (A/N: Watch out Dearest... you've been messing' with Star's property now...)

Raven hovered over "Maybe if we head there then-" her statement was ended abruptly as the power shut off.

"I didn't do it!" Beast Boy yelled from upstairs

Outside the Tower (dun dun dun)

"Was that the right one?"

"I dunno, this one's yellow right?"

"It looks a little more orange..."

"No, no, this one's orange, next to the red one."

"Wait, that's red?"

"It worked, now come on, idiots, before you electrocute yourselves." a harsh voice interrupted

The three girls who had been talking looked up at the source quizzically. All four were beside the power box to the Tower. What they were doing was evident judging by the wire cutters clutched in one girl's hands. Each one of them wore dark jeans, tennis shoes, and black hoodies. Each one had a small picture of Robin stitched on the left side of the hoodie and the letters R.I.T.H.F.W.A.M.O.U.D.K.A.W.B.E.T.D.H. (A/N: Yes, it is very long, but fun to try and say.)

"Okay, what do we do now then miss 'I'm so smart'. I suppose you know?" the one who had been doing the actual wire cutting stood up, smoothing her blonde ponytail that was streaked with bleach blonde highlights.

"Actually I do, everyone else is in their places, except you three, as usual." the 'smart one' sighed, growing frustrated, "I don't have time for this, as soon as we see any of them, we're going in, you do remember which window it is, right?"

A round of unsure nods.

"Okay then, I'm gone."

As soon as the 'commander' had left, the blonde turned to her group.

"Can you believe her?" she sighed, "She thinks she's all that, and this outfit is hideous."

"I like, know Sierra." another girl whose outfit detoured slightly from the rest with a black ribbon that had the name 'Leah' embroidered on it , "But it's for Robin, remember." she flipped her brunette ponytail streaked with caramel highlights expertly as if the boy wonder was standing there.

"Yeah, girls, we need to be focused. We're the Thrilling Three." a black haired girl, dubbed Piper, spoke up, she was a third skinnier and a head shorter than the other girls.

"Let's go!"

And with that rather cliche line the three girls split up to get into their positions. They were a dedicated, if slightly ditzy and annoying team within a team. They could be Robin's only hope.

Makes you feel horrible for him doesn't it?

Author's and Robin Junior's note: Alright, there you go. The Thrilling Three are loosely based on people I know but I'll be hung by the neck until dead if I say who. What is Dearest up to? Who is this organization with the too long name? What are they up to? Where is our Boy Wonder? How long will Beats Boy go normally without large amounts of tofu? Why is Dearest obsessed with veggie burgers and raisins?

Onrefni: Why are you such a freak?

Robin Junior: (waves to all the nice people) Review please! I worked hard on this... with Inferno's help...