Authored by ShortHun and Shadowsof Hell)
Chapter Three
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BRANEY IS DRIVING ME PHSYCO LET'S GET A GUN AND SHOOT HIM!
Frodo began to sweat as kept kicking barney repeatedly. "YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!" Yelled one of the companions.
"Frodo!" Yelled Sam. "WATCH OUT!"
Barney had broken free, and began hugging Frodo while singing.
"SALLY THE CAMEL HAS ONE HUMP...SALLY THE CAMEL HAS...TWO HUMPS...SALLY THE CAMEL HAS THREE HUMPS! SO RIDE SALLY RIDE SALLY RIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"OH MY GOD!" Legolas fall off the lil platform and goes unconcious.
The Elves and Dwarves scream with horror, and started clinging with each other and crying of fear.
"What is rideing SALLY!" Gimli screamed clinging to Aragorn.
"GANDALF! GANDALF HELP MEEEEEEEEEeeeee!" Frodo yelled, he was being more smothered as the moments passed.
"YOU FOU L BEAST!" Gandalf yelled starting to get his sword out.
"BEAST? WHY JUST CALL ME BARNEY!" Barney then did his stupid lil dinosaur laugh.
Frodo finally kicked him in the nutts. "YOU FAT ASS BASTARD, GANDALF!" Runs to Gandalf, and Barney sits there holding his gonads.
Legolas is still unconcious, when Barney jumps off platform and lands right on him.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Screams Legolas, and pulls an arrow from his back pouch thing, and stabs Barney in the butt. "OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Yells Barney as he jumps up his feet not even touching the ground, and grabs his butt.
Legolas then got up, and took out his bow and arrow.
Barney whailed with pain. "MY BUTTOX! ITS ON FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Runs around in circles like a stupid bastard.
Sam looked around, and found rock and Merry, Pippin, him, and Frodo began throwing them at Barney
"GET HIM! They said and poked Barney in the eye with a stick.
"GOD DAMMIT!" Yelled Barney as he grabbed his eyeball...
EVERYONE GASPS AND FREEZES
"RUN AWAY!" Yells Aragorn and takes off, with Gandalf.
"RUN! RUN BARNEY SAID A NAUGHTY LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" Pippin yelled, running with Merry.
"MR FRODO! WATCH OUTTTTTTTTT" Sam grabs Frodo and runs off. Random Elves and Dwarves run off with Companions.
"FUCKING, SHIT MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKER! YOU STUPID FAT TWAT CUNT!" Barney was screaming, scaring the companions almost to have a heart attack! They run faster at the words running out of Barney's mouth.
THEN ALL THE SUDDEN A KID FROM THE SHOW LANDS ON BARNEY
"BARNEY!" It yells, and it's a little boy.
"OMG! MICHAEL JACKSON!" Barney hugs young Michael Jackson.
"BARNEY WHEN ARE WE GONNA PLAY AGAIN?"
"Real soon boy, reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal soon" Barney then winks at Jackson.
Aragorn's eyes pop out (not literaly) from behind a bush watching this.
Legolas looked around. "You know something tells me when that kid grows up...he'll mess with kids the same way..."
Gandalf shook his head in shame. "Poor lil guy"
"Frodo, are yoou ookkkkayyy?" Pippin asked.
"I..." He began, "Have NEVER...Felt. So. D-I-R-T-T-Y. In. My. WHOLE L-I-F-E!" He finall spit out.
"Come on Jackson, let us go back and have a sleep over! With David Bowie...he'll be there tonight" Barney said and giggled his gay laugh, and winked at Michael who smiled. "I CANT WAIT! IM SO THRILLED!"(hint hint) and a little portal opened and Barney grabbed Michael in a DISGUSTING WAY, and went into it.
"I THINK IM GON-" Aragorn threw up.
"There there." Legolas said patting his shoulder.
"Let's go...home, and act like this never happened..." Gandalf said and got up. And Finally the Companions rested for the rest of their lives.
END
ShortHun's A/N: LMAO how stupid this is i have no idea...but it is funny! lmao i remember when i was little the Sally song so I had to do that! LMAOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo! We might do a sequal depends...(Shadows Idea of Sequal). I really enjoy trying to make people laugh, which i doubt i do a good job at for my sister who is four years older then me has the comedy part haha most anyway, and Shadows is a friend not sister lol. Well ttyl! Hope you liked it! If we do come out with Sequal might be called"BARNEY HAS BEEN SHOT! LETS GET A TORCH AND CELEBRATE" lmao so random. But we donno yet!
ShadowsofHell's A/N:I didn't really do much. It was mostly ShortHun who added the gravy with the mash potatos. LMAOOOOOOOOOooooooo!
