Riku:Where the hell did you get those glasses?
Sora:She's been playing Xenogears to much
A:She has Citan's glasses stuck in her mind
D:I think she enjoy's them
^_p hehehe, of course I do! *glomps on DisturbedBunny* GOD I THANK YOU THE MOST!
All:*are stunned*...why!?
Me:0_p The author gave me the idea of this chapter! I could not think what else to do! But now I can! *smirks happily*
Riku:I don't think we want to know
A:Lord may have mercy on the fic
D:*chackles*
Me:o_p I think it is safe to conduct that I don't own KH, nor do I own Citan's cool glasses.
VIII:Dont Mess with the Prince of Demons
Everyone had gotten home and unlike the rest of the vampires Donald and Goofy needed beds of comfort.
Which irratated Aerith enough to waste a couple gold peices ("PRAISE THE LORD! WE'RE RICH!") for a couple of funiture.
Now when I say couple, I don't mean couch, few beds, blah, blah. I mean a whole place of funiture. Donald had convinced her that someone might stalk into the house and wonder why there isn't anything
So for Aerith to seem normal, even to theifs, she bought a house full.
Riku was scowling, he had liked it just fine as it was, standing up and leaning against the wall looking sexy. But that's a little self-concieted, moving on.
Sephiroth kept peering around nervously, as though expecting someone or something to pounce on him to as the one question that must be on everyone's mind...Will there be a small triangle?
"Get on with the freaking story!" Donald cried out, Oh right sorry I'm the one typing this, comical relief I guess...that and watching Treasure Plant and much more depressing stories does not help me at all
Everyone growls suddenly and well, I'll just be typing now, sorry. ^_^;;;
Anyway Sora decided to sit down on the couches comfortly, then looked at the unique looking humans,
"I'm going ahead and going to ask this...but...why did Hojo-san," Cloud twitched, no one should respect his damned (literly) father, "give you to me?" Donald shrugged,
"Something about an ancient pro..." Donald suddenly glared up as though he was being controlled by an unknown sorce, "...Legend" He finally said with a phooey tracing the end.
"And what's that?" Sora asked, his eyebrow raising up. Donald shurgged and watched as Goofy looked around, touching the new bought vases on the counters.
Aerith smacked Goofy's hand away from the vase, and it landed on the ground with the nice shatter sound. Aerith growled. Everyon stared at her with mild surprise.
"What? That vase cost me 2% of that gold!"
"Oh that's expensive," Sephiroth said sarcastically.
"I'd like to see you spend your money mister "This is for Cloud!"
"Why you little"
"STOP!" Cloud said, trying to break the arguing, but he ended up getting hit by the two angered winged beings. They started a heated argument, Cloud was knocked out, and everyone else ran outside afraid of any flame's that may come up.
And indeed flames came up, the whole place, the only one's that were left in the ashes was a Aerith with white sphere's surrounding her palms and Sephiroth surrounded by fire...that and an extremely ashed Cloud.
"WILL YOU GUYS CUT THIS SHIT OUT!?" Cloud screeched, surprising both of the winged beings. They stared at the extreamly pissed off prince of demons.
He had never really cussed, at least not in front of these two. And right now, his eyes were burning with red anger.
"You're really pissing me off! Stop this foolish fighting! And I'm going to answer you two right now, I will not. And I mean, I will not! FALL IN LOVE WITH ANYONE!" Silence sprang between the two beings.
They both stared at Cloud, who just started to calm down, he then stared silently back, then turned around and went inside the half ashen house.
"Cloud..." Aerith said, a frown coming from her face. Ansem watched as his older brother just looked sad. Ansem sighed and followed after Cloud into the ashen house.
Riku had to drag Sora back in, because Sora was a little afraid to go between the two. Riku shot a quick glance at the heartbroken Aerith and sad Sephiroth, and felt pity, as he dragged Sora all the way in.
Allll the way to night time
Riku needed to get energy off, he didn't know how, but there was so much energy bursting in his veins. He stared at the intraining vampire, at least he was running faster then normally.
"Hurry up," Riku said, jumping off to meet a roof at his feet. He looked back to see Sora, who had gotten a decent running start, running through the air. Riku's eyes then widened as he saw Donald and Goofy follow after him.
"What.are.you.doing.here?" Riku asked, glaring at the unknown species, who had just landed on the roof. They both stared at him with frightend eyes.
"Oh, hi Riku, we'd just thought we'd follow Sora. You know prote-" Goofy was suddenely elbowed in the stomach by Donald, who was smiling uneasily.
"What was that?" Riku surrrounded the two with a smirk, "I couldn't quite hear you." They both ^^; and then suddenely disappeared, Riku then heard a giggle.
"What's so funny?" Riku asked, staring at his counter part. Sora blinked, then looked around,
"That wasn't me." Riku blinked, then he blinked again, then glared out on the night sky. Sora scooted closer to Riku, "You think somethings out there?" Sora asked, blinking to try and see anything.
"Yeah...another vampire."
"Wow! You're good at guessing!" Riku stared at the direction it came from, and out from a big showy pile of white clouds, came a brown short haired vampire. She looked older then the two youth's in front of her, she was wearing a billowly cloak that covered some of her other nice clothing.
Sora blinked at the new person in front of the two, Riku held Sora's hand protectivly. "Hiya! I'm Yuffie! What about you..." Yuffie suddenely stopped to stare out in the middle of nowhere. Riku blinked and became confused by this, then he glared at the fact that there was Ansem, staring with big bright eyes.
Riku glared at the wide eyed Ansem, who was blinking, then he got up and jumped to the same rooftop as they all were on. He held out his hand,
"HI! I'm Ansem! You can call me Ansem-kun though, I really don't mind."
"Mind my ass, Ansem what the hell are you doing here?" Riku asked, glaring at the other, nice, polite, insane vampire. Yuffie blinked at Riku's sudden voice,
"Oh I just thought I'd follow you guys, just in case you tried to do anything." Ansem smiled, almost snickering.
"What would Kosui say?" Sora asked, thinking that the vampire should be ashamed that Riku would do anything. Ansem opened his huge cloak, and in it was Kosui, smiling brightly with big happy eyes. "...Nevermind." Sora sighed.
"So...who are you guys? And whatcha doing in a place like this?" She asked, fingering her hand into the open darkness with all the roof tops.
"I always come around this place."
"That's weird, this is the first time I've seen you..." Yuffie blinked, honestly. And Riku shilvered, no vampire can be that cheery.
Riku then stared at the cloak that had kind of been withdrawn, Yuffie had a small green tang top wit ha collar neck, and she also had small khaki (("Because khaki is wacky!" - Quote from Cousin Skeeter)) jean/shorts.
"We always come around this time though," Riku said, plainly, and that was the wholesome truth...then again he has been missing some meals lately because of the troubles that have been going on, but that was no excuse of why Riku hasn't seen her before.
His stomach slightly growled in remindence, "If you will excuse me I need food." Riku said, slightly glaring at Ansem, who was pouting at himself being discovered, and took Sora's hand and started to drag him along.
"Oh yeah, before you go, becareful of some brunette, please?" Yuffie asked, staring at the two. Riku blinked then turned around,
"No problem, it's already got me into enough trouble."
"HEY!" Sora yelled, blushing slightly.
"I'm kidding," Riku laughed slightly and took off. Yuffie nodded, then stared at Ansem.
"Don't you have anywhere to go?" She suddenely said, uncharactiscally. Ansem frowned, then started to jump from the rooftops.
"That's what you get for being nice," Ansem grumbled under his breath on the night.
In the morning
Riku woke up, his hair slightly messed up, wish made everyone spew out whatever they were drinking.
"Gees Riku, did Sora already f---," Riku threw a pillow in Sephiroth's face, twitching slightly,
"No I just had a bad night."
"Being Sora's," Riku had taken the time to sit next to Sephiroth, and punched him in the face.
"No that's not it."
"Morning!" Sora came in, cheerfully, smiling, making Riku's angered mood, just a little happier.
"Oh good morning Sora, it's nice to see you awake early...not that it matters, you guys can't go to school until we find more about that Leon fello," Aerith said, first her tone was happy but then it became depressed anger. There was a sudden squeaking, and Aerith turned to the window.
And to everyone's displeasure, it was a foodtaking squirrel, and it was chittering happily in Aerith's kitchen. Now if Aerith hadn't been a moody angel in the morning,
Especially after being bascially being dumped by Cloud, and the fact that she was going to die by the next full moon, did not make her any happier. So she took the mightest weapon known to womankind.
And banged the squirrel right smack on the head, and with the frying pan she scooped it up, and cast fire on it. Everyone stared at her, as it started to burn to a nice crispy color.
"What?" She asked, glaring at all the men, who sweatdropped in responce.
"So what are we going to do all day?" Donald asked, already seeminly bored. And no one bored him, the only amusement that was there was that Aerith was actually eating the squirrel, which in her claims tasted, "Nice and crispy..."
Sora sat next to Donald, also completly bored. "Don't you have any games?" Donald asked, then stared at the T.V, which had no gaming system whatsoever attached to it.
Sora also missed games, especially all the Zelda games. Though very confusing because of the puzzles, he still liked the challenge.
Donald suddenely an idea, he was there when Cloud was extreamly pissed to say all those things...and he was there to see the heartbroken Aerith and Sephiroth, needless to say, Donald came from HoJo's mind...therefore making him evil.
Donald took Goofy away from the blank t.v, because everyone else had no idea what to do with it, and smiled evilly.
"What is it Donald?" Goofy asked, very curious. Donald smiled wickly,
"Goofy I have an idea, an idea that'll assure us two with laughter for the rest of our lives." Silence ran between the two for a second, then,
"Oh no, Donald. I am not, and I mean I am not going into one of your scheams. What you think of laughter, and what I think of laughter is a completely different thing."
"But it'll make everyone else laugh too." Donald said. Goofy paused for a second,
"Your not lying are you?" Goofy asked, with a warly eye.
"Now Goofy," Donald took his back with one hand, "Why would I lie to you? You my best friend of them all?" Behind Donald's back was another hand, and its finger's were crossed.
"...Well if your not lying."
"Of course not my friend." Donald said, as Goofy walked off, and Donald basically sprang out demon horns.
"Let's have fun with this little triangle." Now it was later, Donald had explained Goofy the plan, and it was about to start.
Everyone was sitting on the couch bored out of their minds, and Cloud was slightly fidgeting.
"So...how did your guys night go last night?" Cloud asked, trying to start a conversation, which wasn't working that well.
"We met a vampire." Sora replied, Cloud blinked,
"Really? What was their name." Sora opened his mouth then closed it,
"We have no clue." Cloud sighed,
"Maybe a description then?" Sora blinked and looked Riku, who was slumping into the couch, and for once he had missed school, it gave him something to do. Riku, though seemed half dozed,
"Huh? Wha?" Riku asked, turning his head towards the questioning Sora. Riku sighed, Sora had yet developed his vampiric eyes. "She had brown hair, a green kind of looking shirt, and khaki shorts." Cloud twitched,
"Did she really?" Cloud asked, blinking, while twitching.
"Yeah...why?"
"Oh...no...reason..." Cloud said, just smiling gently, and seeing everyone looking at him weirdly. He blushed, "STOP STARING!" He asked, and they did.
Silence kept going, because of the boredom that sprang into everyone's mind. Donald then winked at Goofy who was behind the couch, behind Cloud. Goofy nodded, and said in a very Cloudish voice,
"Aerith...I'm sorry about that burst yesterday," Cloud looked at his mouth, "and the truth is." Aerith looked at Cloud and saw that his mouth wasn't moving, she wondered if it was a mind link, but then she caught a small hyuck in the speaking.
Aerith glared and got up, and walking to the couch. Donald did a kill throat action, Goofy wasn't listening, and he saw the angry Angel.
"Just.what.do.you.think.your.doing?" She asked with gritted teeth. Goofy stopped his sentence all together to stare up to the braid headed woman. Her eye was twiching, her hair was threatening to fly up. Goofy gulped,
"Donald's fault."
"GOOFY YOU BENIDICT ARNOLD!" Donald yelled at Goofy but then saw the angry angel walk towards him, "It was a joke Aerith. Just to make us laugh, you see, ha, ha ha?" Donald started to back up,
"Good idea, get out of the house Donald." Aerith said, not wanting to burn the place to shreds...err ashes again. Donal gulped and shook his head no. But Cloud seemed in a equal evil mood.
So Cloud, with all of his genes from his father, got up, fire reigned in his eyes, and grabbed Donald and dragged him outside to his doom. Aerith followed him to help, then everyone went to the nearest window, wanting to watch the show.
Ansem with popcorn in his hands. They watched as Donald tried to run, but Cloud cast a spell with the word "Root" in the chanting, and Donald couldn't move because of some bovine vines that appeared from the ground.
Aerith had a fireball all prepared in her hands, "After you Cloud."
"No you can go first Aerith," Cloud said, being a gentlemen. Aerith nodded happily, and burnt the man with all his life, the bovine's seemed noneffected by the fire, so Donald had to take his torment.
"I almost feel sorry for the poor human," Sephiroth said, using his brother as a elbow stand. Ansem didn't mind, he just nodded and blinked.
Aerith was done, breathing out of using to much energy, and now it was Cloud's turn, he grinned with his vampish fangs and turned around, and Donald became truly afraid for his life. His eyes were still a nice mako blue color, but with them burned a white flame.
It said that he was cool, and yet anger was built up beneath.
"Aerith, please wait inside, for I do not want you to see this," Cloud said, still like a gentlemen, Aerith nodded and went in the house, only to sit right next to Sephiroth.
And out there it was like a showdown, Cloud walked to the man, smiling his dark smile. And though everyone barly heard it, everyone still did.
"Donald, do you have any idea of what fury you've just released on yourself?" Cloud asked, circling around the tied, cripst man. "Well do you?" Cloud stopped, staring down at the man.
Donald shook his head, "You've just brought the fury of a sexual frustrated prince of demons." Both Aerith and Sephiroth seemed to blush, "and though with all my heart, I would love to apologise to Aerith and Sephiroth, I just can't."
Donald cringed as Cloud took from his pocket a golden claw. Everyone blinked at this in confusment. "Want to know what this is?" Donald shook his head, but Cloud continued on anyway, putting it on. "This was from a friend of mine back down in the world of hell."
Donald listened carefully, "He could have had heaven, but being so humble he took hell." Donald then stared at the vampire, going around him, smiling his vampireish smile, "So with that fact, he didn't have to suffer as much as the others."
Cloud stopped and chuckled, "But he did have to take the job of babysitting me." Silence kept Donald from speaking, terror ran through his burnt skin. "He gave me this," Cloud poked the man, which gave him a stinging blood wound, "as a token of friendship."
Cloud smiled, "You know, this was my first true gift, and I always carry it with me." Cloud then looked at Donald, who was now bluefaced for holding his breath, "So I carry it with me all the time...why else besides friendship?" Cloud asked himself. Then grinned evilly,
"It's an effective torture devise." Everyone watched as small power started to build up in Cloud's hands. Cloud took his clawed hand and poked Donald's vital spots. Blood oozing from every spot, heat apparent and pain in Donald's face could be laughed at...if you were just a harmless spectator.
Everyone shook in fear, feeling chilled to the bone as Donald silently took the pain, biting his lips down, making more blood appear. Cloud to the claw and put it back in his pocket, smiling evilly. "Those wounds will be for yours to keep, and each day the pain will most likly get worse."
Cloud started to walk away, everyone's eyes were deadly silent, but then he turned back, "Until you become humble." Cloud said, and walked back in the house. Everyone saw this and ran to the couch, not wanting any of Cloud's torment.
Cloud walked in, smiling, his happy go lucky smile. Everyone stared at him, "Hey guys? Why don't we go out to eat tonight?"
"Don't we always?" Ansem asked, trying to go along with Cloud's humor...but nobody was with him, they were just remembering how Cloud could be so evil.
Damn, HoJo was going to be proud.
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^_^ Cloud's an eeevilll bastard, and I enjoy this fact
All:0_o
Riku:Don't go near Ansem M-chan
Sora:Really?
D:I never knew ya had it in ya!
A:*pout and dark depressed face*
Me:^^; R&R
