Word Can't Tell
Chlei: Crazy Moo write my disclaimer and edit the chapter!
Crazy Moo: fine…
Chlei: Oh my gosh! You actually listened (thud-faints)
Crazy Moo: Muwahahahahahaha! I knew she'd faint if I acted like I was listening! Hehe (smirks)
Syaoran: You know…Yyou're evil.
Crazy Moo: (sobs) that wasn't very nice
Syaoran: (pats Crazy Moo on the back uncomfortably and mumbles) I hate it when women cry…
Sakura: Good going Li!
Syaoran: Oh, shut up! It was so much better when you were unconscious!
Sakura: No! You shut up!
Syaoran: No, You!
Sakura: No You!
Syaoran: You!
(Goes on for another thirty minutes until…)
Crazy Moo: Alright that's it! (Whacks them unconscious with a frying pan) It is sooo much better with both of them unconscious… (Snickers) Alright… I'm off to kidna-
Chlei: Ah-hah! No, you're not!
Crazy Moo: good morning sunshine…
Chlei: and who were you going to kidnap!
Crazy Moo: (giggles uncomfortably, places her fingers girl-like on her chest and blinks bats her eyelashes) Me? Kidnap? Uh, never!
Chlei: Right… how do you explain them (points at Sakura and Syaoran)! You just kidnapped them! (whispers to self)"if you call bribing kidnapping then…"(sighs) You know what! Never mind!
Crazy Moo: Okei! So… I have permission to kidnap…?
Chlei: No! Shut up!
Crazy Moo: Make me…
Chlei: You know what I have one word "specially" for you (smiles evilly while rubs hand together)
Crazy Moo: Oh yeah… what?
Chlei: CLOSET
Crazy Moo: NOOO! It's dark in there and the clowns will eat me!
Chlei: Oh hell YES! (Smirks and drags Crazy Moo by her feet, her nails digging in the floor making screeching sounds)
(Door slams shut, 10 locks being locked)
Crazy Moo: NOOO! The clowns will eat me!
Chlei: Whatever! (Rolls eyes) Since you guys don't want to do the disclaimer, I'll do it!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the CardCaptor Sakura charactersI only own Crazy Moo now (sighs) "unfortunately"since I locked her up in the closet.
Crazy Moo: (Shouts in the background) I don't want to know about the balloons!
Chapter III
-Sakura-
"Hey stop! Don't you know how to wait?" The brat was actually running after me. What is wrong with him today? Seriously, I'm lost. He probably wants something from me. Oh well… Knowing Li, he probably lost one of his girlfriends and ended up asking me (I know what's in your mind right now, but no. It's not what you're thinking) to introduce him to one of my friends. After all, his girly fan clubs are all composed of sluts, bitches, prostitutes and you could name the rest. Sheesh! And I remember him calling me a loser. He's a loser himself, a loser that no one would ever like. I still hate him for that. That was a big deal for me, it justI don't know. I was… hurt? Well, yeah… Actually, nah… I just wanted to end my friendship with that ass, I guess. He isn't worth to be anyone's friend. He was just too arrogant.
So why was he walking beside me again? Oh yeah, because he wanted something from me. Right… I'm not going to give him anything anyway. "That was a very pleasant hi you gave me back there. I guess that's better than nothing. So what's up with your plain and boring life? Have any boyfriends yet?" I didn't consider that a "hi". I considered it a speech, and hopefully it would give him a little reality check and a total attitude change. Nah… That would be impossible. The Li brat change? Never!
"I take that look in your face as a "no". Who would want to be in a relationship with you anyway? Remember what I said, no one would ever like you. I just thought it would be nice to repeat it in your face. Anyone who would like you was probably drunk when you asked him to be your boy friend. It's either that, or he's just really brainless." I shot a look at him. If only looks could kill, he'd be dead since grade four then he wouldn't be here right now bothering me with his stupid comments. What's he trying to prove that he's some jerk? I already know that he's a jerk.
Besides, I did have a relationship with someone, Yamamoto, Eiji. I'm not surprised Li doesn't know. Eiji-kun wasn't brainless. He was in my class for the last two years and he always got A's. He was handsome, athletic and absolutely nice. He wasn't a big headed jerk like Li. He was romantic, and he always cared for me. He was always there to protect me. People said we were the perfect couple, they were all expecting us to last. We often got teased with words such as "When's the wedding guys?" but the threads of fate seemed to play rough with us. Unfortunately, on his vacation at Kyoto he died in a car accident. He promised me he'll be back in two weeks but he didn't.
The police called me saying they found a picture of him and me in his wallet with my number at the back. I confirmed I was the person, and they broke to me the heart-shattering news. I couldn't take the shock and I collapsed. I was rushed to the hospital and I stayed there for a week before I recovered. I attended the funeral standing by his sister and his mother, crying buckets of tears. I still remember a conversation I had with him a month before he passed away.
flashback
I was sitting on his lap under a cherry blossom tree. We had a little picnic with my dog, Kero- a golden retriever that he gave me on my birthday last year. Suddenly a question popped up out of no-where. The question was unexpected, much unexpected. We were laughing as Kero played on the grass. He then asked me "Sakura-chan, if I died tomorrow, how would you react?" he asked in a serious tone. I was caught off-guard by his question. I looked up at him staring at his warm and deep amber eyes. He was serious. "Eiji, why are you asking me that?" I asked. "I just wanted to know. I was curious because I was thinking that if you died at any day-which I hope you don't, I'll never be able to forgive myself for not being there to protect you. I just thought I'd let you know." He said as he leaned in to kiss my cheek. "It would be the same for me then. If you died any day-which I hope you don't, I'll never be able to forgive myself for not being there beside you at that moment. I'll never be able to forgive myself for not being there to protect you. If I die before you though, promise me you'll move on. Yakusoku?" I said. "I'll only promise if you do the same thing. Yubikiri?" I looked intently at him honesty present in his eyes. It knew it was a childish act the pinky promise but it meant a lot, I smiled linking my pinky finger with his "Hai! Watashi wa yakusoku!"
end of flashback
I know its too lovey-dovey but, it made complete sense to me. I bet you everything I didn't even exist in Syaoran's world at those times. He didn't exist in mine either. It was really nice to have him wiped of my memories at those years, and now he's back.
I wouldn't want to respond to his comments "So you're mute now too? Or are you just having a hard time to gather some words for a comeback in that peanut-brained, big head of yours? I always knew you were the dim-wi-" Sorry for the interruption but, I just had to smack him in the face, right there and then. It was a pretty harsh slap, I know. It made an incredibly ear-splitting sound that echoed so I guess that proves how hard the slap was. He was facing me, and now he's facing left, with a really wide-eyed face and a sore blood-red cheek. If I were one of his friends I'd pity him or if I was registered as one of his "fan club members," I'd be running to him now giving him a disgustingly flirtatious pout or I'd be stroking his hair and saying "oh you poor little baby" or I'd be clinging to him like a leech or something like that, and that is just plain disgusting. Speaking of fan club members, I'd be dead if one of them ever saw me smack him in the face.
I looked at Li, he was still traumatized and petrified by the event. I hope he learns his lessons. That's the first time I've ever smacked him, I usually go for words but as they say "actions speak louder than words." I turned around and just left him there standing. I could feel my face burn with rage.
I hate Li.
I hate Li, Syaoran with a passion.
I arrived at school at 7:28. Did it really take me that long to get to school? Not a lot of people were there yet. I pushed the sliding door open and it opened with a big bang, gathering stares from people. I don't know whether they were shocked because of the riot I just created or for the fact that I was early. "Ohayo gozaimasu Sakura. You're early today." I walked fast to my seat beside the window. Tomoyo's smile was bright and comforting. It usually makes my day bright up too, but today is different. Today wasn't like any other day. Today, I started with a nice day, but Li just had to spoil it. Today, that stupid brat, Li started talking to me again and I hated that because unless you haven't noticed, nothing good comes from Li's mouth. NOTHING.
"Daijoubu Sakura-chan?" Tomoyo asked. "Hai" I knew she wouldn't believe me when I said that. Tomoyo-chan knows me too well. She has always been my best friend since I was in Nursery. The amazing fact is she's always been in all my classes and sat beside me for every class. Weird, I know. "Sakura, daijoubu desu ka?" she asked again with a firm tone. I know she was getting upset, worried and angry at the same time because I didn't answer her question with the right answer. Tomoyo has always been there for me. She knows everything about me. I mean everything. She even knows things that I don't know, it creeps me out sometimes. I sighed I know I had to tell her everything. She could tell if I do or if I don't anyway.
Just as I was about to finish telling my unfortunate story to Tomoyo-chan, a person caught my attention. I know you know who it was… Good guess! Bingo! You have won the Lottery! It was Li. I glared at him with all my fury. He entered the door as if nothing happened. Tomoyo looked at the person I was glaring at-him. She smiled and he also smiled back. One thing caught my attention, there was a little smirk forming in his face and he was staring at me this time. Honestly, how could Tomoyo smile at someone like him? Well, I don't know the answer to that, Tomoyo smiles at everyone. He sat at his desk and his mob of girls came rushing towards him. His face looked absolutely disgusted at the sight of them, suits him right.
I continued telling my story to Tomoyo-chan when I suddenly heard people say "Syaoran-kun, what happened to you. You have a great big red mark on your cheek. Did something bad happen?" I froze. They'll attack me and burn me to ashes. What if he tells? No! I don't want to die yet! I still have to show Li how much I hate him! "Oh, umm, I just umm, accidentally got slapped by someone because she thought I was her boyfriend. She said I looked like him from the back. Who knows what her boyfriend did to her?" Li said looking at me. That was a lame excuse, but hey, they believed it. "Who would mistake you as their boyfriend? You're too good looking too look like someone else." The girls started saying, as he shrugged his shoulders and sighed. Wait, he lied for- Nah! Li would never do that, he just said that because he didn't want to appear weak, being slapped by a girl he's taunted all his life. So maybe I was a little bit overreacting back there, what could they do to me? They're just a bunch of girly-girls. I could take them on, any time.
Crazy Moo: (banging from inside the closet doo ) Chleimel, They're making me learn about the red squishy nose and face paint, and clown cars and… Aaaaahhh! (Shouts from closet)
Chlei: Crazy Moo, I do not have clowns in the closet! (Crosses arms and shakes head)
Crazy Moo: Yes you do! They paint themselves invisible paint when they know you're around and then they remove it with… mmmphmmhpphphpphhmmmmmmmmm!
Chlei: (Evilly laughs silently) Ssshhh!(Puts hand on mouth) I hire clowns to scare the hell out of her when she won't do her works and slack off! You might think I'm evil but, she's evil-er!
Crazy Moo: (Takes out cloth tied around the mouth with teeth and door knob) Readers, please! Tell her to get me out of this closet of clowns by reviewing! Pleammmmppphphpphpmm! (Shouts)
Chlei: You heard her, please review! It's easy… step 1: scroll down, step 2: click the "GO" button, step 3: write your review, step 4: review!
