-- faints at the reader resopnse unfaints Great Scott! Whodathunk people'd like my insane idea that much?? Oh wel, I'm not complaining! But, guess what was missing last chappie? the ever popular drumroll
DISCLAIMER! groan I'll say it once and only one, cuz it hurts me. I don't own RK. sniff Never have never will! sobs
jumps up Enough of that! okay, here's what you've all been waiting for!Chappie two!--
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"Gotcha!" came a cry from behind him. Before Kenshin could blink, let alone move, Sojiro tackled him from behind and his impact made them fly into the center of the pool. Sanosuke and Aoshi groaned as the situation became clear to them.
The water seemed unusually heavy to Kenshin, which puzzled him, as well as the funny feeling it gave him. He felt a little dizzy and lightheaded but that cleared almost immediately when he broke the surface and took a fresh gulp of air.
"Aw man! Now I'm all soaking wet!" Sojiro complained in a high voice when he surfaced. Kenshin looked over to Sano sitting on the grassy bank, and Aoshi treading water. He was again puzzled by their odd expressions. Sano was staring down at them, looking utterly mortified, while Aoshi still had an emotionless expression on, but it appeared that it took great self control to keep himself from snapping.
"Uh, are you two oka-" Kenshin stopped abruptly when he noticed the change in his voice. 'Why the heck do I have a high voice? I- I must be imagining it.' Kenshin assured himself, though he couldn't shake the feeling of dread that settled over him.
"Looks as if you're in the same predicament." Aoshi commented when he looked at Kenshin. His voice was also remarkably higher, so Kenshin knew he wasn't imagining things.
"What'd you mean-" Aoshi pointed to Kenshin and Sojiro's chests, causing them to look down.
"Oh…my…"but Sojiro didn't finish. Kenshin just gaped. Sitting where their once flat, masculine chests had been were now women's breasts. Sano was no doubt as red as a cherry. Their hands felt around, unable to accept what their eyes told them was true.
"Why the heck am I a girl?!" Sojiro asked to no one in particular.
"How should I know?" Kenshin said, finding it nothing short of a miracle that his mouth was still working. He looked up at Sanosuke, who seemed to be on the verge of a hysterical laughing fit, or a nervous break down. A long, awkward silence stretched out for what seemed like eternity, floating in a cold spring, as a cool breeze blew. The only thing that snapped them out of their stunned silence was when a rather large gust blew, chilling them all to the bone.
"Well, I… guess we should…get back to the, um…house now." Aoshi stuttered, a very rare thing.
"Yeah…" Kenshin whispered, mind franticly running with how the heck this could happen. It was probably worse for Aoshi though, being the personification of technical and logical. He was likely close to a mental over load seeing as this wasn't possible according to science and math. Who cares what this was doing to Sano, that slightly stupid pervert probably was going to crack up and not stop till next Christmas. Sanosuke didn't disappoint.
"WHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh! This is too FUNNY!! WAHAHAHAHA!!" he was rolling on the ground, clutching his stomach and laughing. He only laughed harder (if that's possible) when Kenshin and Aoshi trudged out, wobbling around. Sojiro began crawling out, since he didn't want to fall.
"Shut up Sano. This is your fault that we've got this issue." Aoshi scolded, leaning against a tree nearby the cracking up rooster. Kenshin would have kicked him, had his new form not thrown off his balance.
"Sano no baka! If you hadn't chased Sojiro, we'd be just fine!" Kenshin said angrily. He succeeded in getting Sanosuke to stop laughing, but Kenshin could see the fact that he was barely containing it.
"C'mon Kenshin. You know me…and-"he stifled a laugh. "If I didn't know better, I'd never think you were a guy! Whew!" He was cut short by Kenshin swinging a large stick to the side of his head, causing him to topple over, groaning unhappily.
"Um, two questions," Sojiro spoke up "one, shouldn't we get back to the house? And two, I thought you couldn't walk properly, let alone beat Sano." Sojiro asked Kenshin.
"Yes, and I'm a fast learner." Kenshin answered both questions, taking a deep breath to quell his anger. "Well, we should get back to the house. It's really chilly out." Kenshin said, tossing the stick aside. Sojiro nodded numbly and stood up, stumbling for a short distance till he got use to him new form. Aoshi plodded along silently, looking quite pale and ready to have a nervous breakdown. Sanosuke was red in the face and shaking so hard from contained laughter it was amazing he was still standing. They arrived at the house an agonizing five minutes later where the 'girls' collapsed thankfully into the chairs in the game room. Er…Kenshin and Sojiro sat in nice big chairs and Aoshi sat cross-legged in a deserted corner, meditating. Sanosuke poked his head in the door, laughter under control now.
"Can I get you LADIES something to drink?" he emphasized and received a N64 controller in his face from a really not amused Sojiro.
"A nice large Pepsi, Coke thinger." Kenshin said, grinning ear to ear, clearly pleased at the nice red welt in the shape of a Nintendo controller on Sano's cheek.
"Tea. Tea. Tea. Lots and lots of herbal green tea." Aoshi sounded desperate. Sojiro just scowled at the rooster. Taking that as his cue, Sano left to bring the drinks.
"Why does he have to insult us like that? He'd hate it if we were doing that to him if he was like this." Sojiro grumbled. Kenshin looked thoughtfully at him.
"Is it just me or are you unusually touchy today?"
"Well, why are you so calm? The fact that our entire life's reversed upside-down and inside out because of this!" Sojiro fumed.
"You forgot juxtaposed." Kenshin added. Sojiro turned his glare on him.
"You're pushing your luck Himura."
"Really now?"
"Yes." Sojiro's voice was barely above a whisper, and sounding lethal.
"You wanna duel?" Kenshin said, narrowing his eyes and matching deadly tones.
"Now, now. Ladies shouldn't fight." Came the taunting voice of Sanosuke from the doorway. He ended up having another controller chucked at him, this time an Xbox one.
--Sorry, the end was kinda abrupt wasn't it?
"NO DUH BAKA!!!!" yell the readers.
me: rubbs the now-deaf ear Ouch.
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Thank you everyone! Hope you like this chapter! I've got ideas for what's gonna happen in the future, but I have this little disease that pops up every once in a while (and at the most inconvinient times) called 'Writers Block', so if you've got any suggestions for the future, please tell me! I'll give you sugar! x --
