Words Can't Tell Chapter VI

(Somehow all the characters who were trapped in the closet manage to escape)

Crazy Moo: Now where the hell could they have gone?

(IceQ 2 who is standing in front of Crazy moo looks shocked as she looks over her head while pointing)

(Crazy Moo notices IceQ 2's behavior and slowly turns around)

(Crazy Moo is knocked unconscious by a very pissed off Eriol)

Eriol: That should keep her quiet for awhile

(Syaoran picks up Crazy Moo bridal style and drops her on her butt first in the closet)

Sakura: Li! You shouldn't have done that! You could have hurt her!

Syaoran: Whatever!

Sakura: WHATEVER? What do you mean whatever?

Syaoran: I mean whatever!

...:Argument continues:...

Chlei: (sigh) This is going to be along night.

(Chlei helps Crazy Moo up, Crazy Moo is now conscious)

Crazy Moo: WHO WHACKED ME UNCONIOUS?

(Everyone points to a different person)

Crazy Moo: oh I see…

Chlei: You know they did have the right to, after you threw them in the closet...

IceQ 2: Yah, and when you didn't feed them and you made them admit they're feelings for one another

(Syaoran, Sakura, Tomoyo and Eriol all look at each other grinning)

All four people formerly stuck in the closet: GET THEM ALL!

(Chlei, IceQ 2 and Crazy Moo are chained around the ankle to the wall)

Chlei and IceQ 2: WHY DID U CHAIN US TO THE WALL?

Syaoran: Cause you guys did'nt help us escape!

IceQ 2: They do have a point there…

Crazy Moo: Oh wel,l might as well get used to it (pulls out liquor from pocket)

Chlei: Where did you get that?

Crazy Moo: (shrugs)


Chapter VI

-Syaoran-

I don't get this? I go home, and Wei suddenly tells me that I have to pick up my second cousins who came from England at 6:30 in the evening. He said it was a request from mother. Since it was from her I can't say no. Damn. Can't they go to their house on their own? They've lived here longer than I have! Now I have to look for that stupid house where I'm going to meet them. Where the hell is it?

16 Tsavorite Street, yup, I guess this is it. Finally! The house… It looks familiar. I stepped out of my car, Wei told me to take it because they would sure be bringing tons of stuff. I walkedtowards the front porch, when I was about to knock on the door someone suddenly opened it. A guy that was about an inch taller than me glared. Now that's a nice way to greet a visitor. Just when I was about to ask for my oh-so-affable second cousins he suddenly turned around and shouted "Oi Yukito! The kid who's going to pick up Akizuki and Hiiragizawa's here! I'll leave the house to you, and don't burn anything! I'll be the one burning you if you do!" A guy with glasses and silver hair, who was understandably Yukito appeared in the hall and replied back "Hai, Hai Touya!" Touya? Familiar name, I've heard it before, somewhere. The guy who just referred to me as a kid, Touya glared one last time and walked out of the house bumping into my shoulder. He didn't even bother saying "excuse me" or "move" or something like that, geez.

The guy with glasses welcomed me in "It's Li, Syaoran right? I'm Tsukishiro, Yukito. Sorry about Touya he's not always like that. He's just in a bad mood today, that's why." At least there are people in this house with some manners. "Syao-kun!" I heard someone squeal. Ugh, I know that voice. I had the urge to run at that point, and I sure hope I did. It was, Akizuki-chan. Have I ever mentioned that a meeting with Akizuki-chan after a long time was one of my least favorite events? I guess I haven't, well I'm telling you now. She looks harmless but, she sure is! She's comparable to a snake who wraps itself around its prey, and in these situations, I am the prey. "I can't breathe!" I managed to say, good thing she let go. One more second back there and I'm sure I'd be dead.

"Long time no see Syao-Syao!" How many times have I told her not to call me that? I glared at her, to symbolize me undying hatred for that venomous name coming out of her mouth. She stared blankly and finally realized her mistake. "Eh? Gome nasai Syao-Syao!" I sweat-dropped. What's the point? "You could sit at the couch in the living room until Hiiragizawa-kun arrives." Tsukishiro said. Crap. I still have to wait for Hiiragizawa? Mother only ordered me to pick them up, not to wait for them then pick them up! It's just 6:48, eighteen minutes since I got here. Can't he arrive sooner? Where'd he go anyway?

I stared around the living room while sitting on the couch. The couches, dining tablewere beside each other, whilethe kitchen was separated from the rest of the room by a drinking bar. I could see the kitchen from here; Akizuki and Tsukishiro were cooking food. The place isn't as bad as that guy who greeted me with a glare. I didn't even do anything to him! What's his problem? I stood up, and went back to the hallway. "Could you guys tell me where the washroom is?" I asked for assistance. "Just go straight from the main door and go to the first door to the left." I followed Tsukishiro's instructions and reached the washroom. I locked the door and, well, did my own business. I washed my hands after and dried them with a paper towel.

I opened the door. Not really opened, tried to open at least. It won't budge. Since I was unfamiliar with the people living here, I had no intention of breaking anything. I tried opening it for the past 10 minutes. It still won't budge! I finally decided to scream for help, something that I never did. I guess it didn't work since more noise seemed to come from the living room. This is becoming so annoying! Can't they put a sign or something like, "do not lock the door" or "lock is broken." I'm not even sure if the problem is the lock. I tried to pull the door one more time, this time with more force. Yes! It ope- Shit! My head started spinning as my body dropped on the floor nearly hitting my head on the washroom tiles. Is it just me or is something on top of me? It's not that heavy but it felt more like a living creature leaning on me. I shifted and I felt the weight slowly get off. Wait…

A Living creature?

Someone's lying on top of me!

I opened my eyes, and looked at the person. I know that face. Golden-brown hair and Chrome diopside colored eyes. Kinomoto… Kinomoto Sakura? What the hell is she doing in this…

"What the fuck are you doing in my house?"

house? She said her house? I'm in HER house! That's why it seemed so familiar! Shit.

"Your house? What the?" I asked just to make sure that I wasn't having a nightmare. "Didn't you hear me? What are you doing in my house?" Oh god.

"Oh dear, am I disturbing something? We thought we heard someone scream so I… I guess we should just leave you two alone." Akizuki-chan said. She rapidly fled back to the living room with a face glowing scarlet. I suddenly realized what just happened. The door finally opened when I pulled it but then Kinomoto was just about to enter thewashroom and pushed the door from the outside. Since I pulled the door harshly she probably got dragged in, lost her balance and hit me so we both fell. Now she's lying on top of me and I'm slightly raised from the ground and she's slightly leaning forward so, we were about an inch apart from each other... We both jerked and got as far away from each other. I saw her blush, probably because of embarrassment and at the same time anger as she rushed towards the living room. I averted my eyes from her and found the washroom sink quite interesting. My lord…Why do I always get involved with stupid things?

After three minutes I went back to the living room only to find a smirking Hiiragizawa on the single-person couch. A smiling Akizuki and Tsukishiro in the kitchen and a very furious looking Kinomoto seated at the very end of the longer couch glaring at the wall.

Silence.

I plopped myself on the other end of the couch and glared at the floor. Hiiragizawa sighed ruining my thoughts of how to kill him, Akizuki and Kinomoto. "Shut up!" Kinomoto and I said in unison while glaring at him. "Stop copying me!" We said in unison… again! Does everything have to be done all together? We glared daggers at each other. This is absolutely getting on my… "Sigh" AAAAAARRRGGHH! I stood up glaring hard at Eriol and shouted "Shut up!" accompanied by Kinomoto's voice and actions. Why does she have to do whatever I do? Hiiragizawa just laughed at us. What's so funny about that? I glared at him, a glare that indicated something like 'I REALLY AM GOING TO ASSASSINATE YOU!'

"Dinner's ready!" Tsukishiro called as he served the final dish in the dining table. I stomped my way to the table, sitting myself on one of the chairs. We ate in peace.

PEACE!

My brain screamed but then Akizuki just had to ruin it. "So what were you guys doing in the washroom floor exactly?" I felt a nerve pop in head. I clenched the chopsticks hard and broke it. I grabbed another pair from the container. "So… Aren't you guys going to answer my question?" crack. Two pairs of chopsticks broke. I grabbed another pair from the container, but found Kinomoto grabbing the same one. We glared at each other, both refusing to let go. We seemed to communicate with just determined looks.

'LET GO OF THE CHOPSTISKS.' I said mentally.

'WHAT? THESE ARE MY CHOPSTICKS.'

'ARE YOU NUTS? I GRABBED THEM FIRST!'

'EXCUSE ME YOU STUPID ASS, I GRABBED THEM FIRST!'

'LET GO!'

'NO! YOU LET GO!'

crack

Just as soon as the chopsticks cracked, I myself cracked. This was the worst day EVER! Why should I be the one gifted with such adorable second cousins who can't even manage their own business and reach their house on their own? Now I'm here, stuck in my enemy's quarters!

"Look what you did!" Kinomoto screamed which almost broke all pieces of glass visible.

"What do you mean- What I did? IT was you who wouldn't let go of the fucking chopsticks!" I snapped. I was mad, really mad.

"Oh, so now it's my fault? I grabbed the chopsticks first and you, Mr. Supercilious wouldn't let go!" She's really driving me crazy!

"Who are you calling Mr. Supercilious? You're the one who's fit for that title. That's probably your middle name supercilious! If you just let go of the chopsticks then this wouldn't be happening! Crap you!"

"Excuse me? Crap yourself! Face it! I grabbed the chopsticks first, and your enormously inflated ego sure proved itself that it is an enormously inflated ego because you wouldn't let go of the shitty crap-sticks!"

"Um, don't you guys think it's better to-" oh god. These people sure don't know when to shut up, do they?

"If you guys don't want to get hurt, back off! And You, Kinomoto, Sakura take your face away from mine if you don't want to get hurt!" This is really annoying me.

"Oh yeah what would you do? Slap me? That's not even something you have the guts to do! All you could do is stand there and threaten people. You never do anything. You're just a vast coward Li! You're just too full of you! You know what? Your name should be in a dictionary. Li, Syaoran- unintelligent, big-headed, jerk, ass, stupid… "

I couldn't find any other way to make her shut up so I did the most unforeseen thing someone would do.

I…


Crazy Moo and IceQ 2: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, NINETY-NINE BOTTLES OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR. If one of those bottles should happen to fall NINTEY-EIGHT BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!

Chlei: OH MY GOD! Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Eriol all went to McDonalds and left me here with these two drunken people!

Crazy Moo and IceQ 2: NINETY SEVEN BOTTLES OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR…

Chlei: Readers save me before I totally lose my mind by REVIEWING! I still need to write chapter seven you know!

Chlei: (sniff) How come I always get involved? (Sniff, cries)