Words Can't Tell
(Crazy Mandy Moo wakes up and finds herself sleeping on a sleeping Eriol)
Crazy Mandy Moo:WHAT? HOW DID YOU GET HERE! (Screams while raising herself off his chest)
Eriol: (points at Chlei ) I think she lost it!
Chlei: (shaking with suppressed rage) NOBODY! I REPEAT, NOBODY! IS TO LEAVE WHERE THEY ARE SITTING!
Chlei: I HAVE A FREAKING HEADACHE FROM LAST NIGHT FROM THESE TWO! (points at Crazy Moo and IceQ 2-who is still sleeping against the wall, head bowed from last night)
Chlei: AND FROM THOSE TWO... WHO HAVE BEEN HOLLORING AT EACH OTHER ALL FREAKING NIGHT!
Chlei: (points at sleeping Sakura and Syaoran who are sleeping peacefully cuddled together on the floor)
Crazy Moo: (whispers to Eriol) Where's Tomoyo?
Eriol: Oh yah, you were drunk last night so you probably don't remember... Last night Tomoyo took away
Chlei's computer because Chlei seemed to be hitting herself in the head with it while you and IceQ 2 were singing that dreadful song... I think she threw her in the closet
Crazy Moo: Yup! That would do it! Nobody, I mean nobody takes away Chlei's computer and lives to tell the tale
(Sakura and Syaoran wake up at the same time)
Sakura and Syaoran: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Crazy Moo: Hehehehe! I knew you guys liked each other! Especially the way you two were cuddling this morning!
Sakura and Syaoran: SHUT UP!
(Death glares are thrown at Crazy Moo)
CrazyMoo: What? Did I say something?
Chlei: AHHHHHHHHH! I've had it! SHUT UP WHILE I WRITE THE CHAPTER!
Tomoyo: (banging from closet) LET ME OUT!
Chlei: The quietness also goes for you, Tomoyo!
Chlei: And Syaoran and Sakura could you please move from that position... It distracts me when I'm writing!
(Syaoran and Sakura blush since they are still in the cuddly position they were in last night)
Chlei: THANK YOU!
Chlei: (mutters to self) Crazy people... driving me up the wall…
Chapter VII
-Sakura-
I stood there, with my mouth slightly hanging opened. Everything seemed to sink through me just now. This is where it all started…
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After the unappreciated scene in the washroom, I stormed back to the living room. I was looking for an explanation, and I definitely needed to hear one.
"How come nobody told me that there is some other person in my house?" I stood in the middle of the room, glaring at everyone.
"Didn't Eriol tell you that someone's going to pick us up?" Nakuru clarified. Oh, I see, so Eriol dearest, never told me about Li being the one to pick them up. What the? Since when did they become extremely good friends picking each other up?
"So you're telling me that that big headed jerk in my washroom is the person picking you up? Why is he the one picking you up?" I put my arms on my hips and impatiently tapped the hardwood floor. Nakuru just stared at me like I was totally clueless.
"Li, Syaoran's our second cousin, so I asked Aunt Yelan to ask him to pick us up. Why, is something wrong? You guys seemed to be getting along quite well back there." Quite well. Quite well! I almost laughed my head off as I heard those words. Me and Li? Getting along quite well? You have got to be kidding me!
"Okay, I'll tell you what's wrong. First of all, I know that person, and he is the most conceited person I have ever met. Second… Believe it or not, Eriol here, knows I hate every piece of his identity and we never get along quite well! We never get along at all!" I am seriously losing my mind. Who ever thought that having special friends come over after a long time could be such a pain?
"Third… Eriol you never told me you guys were second cousins! You guys are actually RELATED! You didn't even tell me? We used to be with that jerk all the time, and you never even mentioned about him being your shameful second cousin? I can't believe this!" I can't. I just can't believe this! All this time I thought Eriol told me everything! Maybe not everything, but still! I'm going to kill those two! Actually, make that three, count Li in! I am so going to MURDER them! I sat myself on the three-person sofa and concentrated on the wall. I had a very pleasant thought of throwing knives at those three.
I noticed Li enter the room and felt the heat rise in my face due to the previous scene but quickly brushed it away. That is the most disgusting thing ever! One inch away from him wasn't really the best position I'd see myself in. Any picture of me being with him was a sick and an unimaginable picture. I don't even want to think about it.
I went back to the brilliant thought of stabbing the three of them. It was as if I was playing darts. They were the targets, and instead of darts I had knives! Lovely sight, I know. I was just about to throw my first knife at Li and I was sure I'd get a bull's-eye if only Eriol didn't interrupt. "Shut up!" I said. I sure hope I didn't, because hearing Li's voice at the same time as mine could probably disable anybody's hearing ability, it doesn't go together! "Stop copying me!" Does he really have to say everything I say? Can't he think of different words to use, I thought of these words first! "Sigh" I've lost it!
"Shut up!" I stood up glaring at Eriol my blood reaching the boiling point. Not only because of Eriol. Mr. Can't-think-of-other-words-to-use-aside-from-my-words here happened to do the same thing as me! Seriously, is he doing it to annoy me even more?
"Dinner's ready!" Yukito-kun called. He's the only decent person in this room as of the moment. I walked towards the table and sat a seat away from Li. I grabbed my plate and started to get sushi. Surprisingly, all you could here were people's clinking chopsticks every once in a while. Silence.
SILENCE!
Finally! Quiet times could be of use at these times but then again, you can never expect silence from people like this. Nakuru happened to interrupt the silence "So what were you guys doing in the washroom floor exactly?" I heard a pair of chopsticks break, good thing they were the disposable ones. Oh great it was Li's. I raised an eyebrow, and continued eating. Breathe Sakura, don't mind her just breathe. "So aren't you guys going to answer my question?" so much for the breathing exercise. I just broke my chopsticks! I grabbed the first pair of chopsticks I could. Li had his hand on it too. I grabbed it first! Can't he find his own chopsticks?
I glared at him he glared back. This called for a no-words-involved argument.
'LET GO OF THE CHOPSTICKS.' He demanded. Oh yeah right you wish!
'WHAT? THESE ARE MY CHOPSTICKS.'
'ARE YOU NUTS? I GRABBED THEM FIRST!' Oh so now he thinks he grabbed them first… right… whatever…
'EXCUSE ME YOU STUPID ASS, I GRABBED THEM FIRST!'
'LET GO!' didn't he ever hear of ladies first?
'NO! YOU LET GO!'
crack
GREAT! JUST GREAT! He's really doing a good job of ruining my life isn't he? I'm sick of his stupid face!
"Look what you did!" He just broke my chopsticks!
"What do you mean- What I did? IT was you who wouldn't let go of the fucking chopsticks!" what is his problem? I grabbed the chopsticks first and he knew it!
"Oh, so now it's my fault? I grabbed the chopsticks first and you, Mr. Supercilious wouldn't let go!" He is really getting on my nerves! AAAAARRRRGG!
"Who are you calling Mr. Supercilious? You're the one who's fit for that title. That's probably your middle name supercilious! If you just let go of the chopsticks then this wouldn't be happening! Crap you!" Crap me? Crap you!
"Excuse me? Crap yourself! Face it! I grabbed the chopsticks first, and your enormously inflated ego sure proved itself that it is an enormously inflated ego because you wouldn't let go of the shitty crap-sticks!"
"Um, don't you guys think it's better to-" Can't they just shut up for a moment? Let me finish this argument!
"If you guys don't want to get hurt, back off! And You, Kinomoto, Sakura take your face away from mine if you don't want to get hurt!" Oh, so now he's the "oh-so-mighty-Li-'sama' again?" Make me! You're just a dumb, dull, brainless, witless, moronic, slow-learning, rattlebrained, peanut-brained….
"Oh yeah what would you do? Slap me? That's not even something you have the guts to do! All you could do is stand there and threaten people. You never do anything. You're just a vast coward Li! You're just too full of you! You know what? Your name should be in a dictionary. Li, Syaoran- unintelligent, big-headed, jerk, ass, stupid… "
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As I was saying, I stood there with my mouth slightly opened. I was shocked. Another way to rephrase that is: There was silence. Nakuru-chan was covering Yukito and Eriol's eyes and wasn't doing a very good job at it either. I didn't really care why she was doing that, I was just there stunned.
I exhaled; I didn't even realize that I was holding my breath for that long. I managed to get back to my senses. I looked at Li who was holding an empty pitcher, gawking at me. I then realized what just happened, why Nakuru was covering Yukito and Eriol's eyes and why Li was gawking at me.
Did you know that anything white, especially a white uniform blouse with water isn't good? Why? Oh it's because white becomes see-through when it's soaked!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screeched.
Li just poured ice cold water on me! Meaning, I'm soaked and they could see, my whole upper body! My blouse was now adhering on my bra and bare skin. This is so humiliating! I covered myself up with the curtains. That was the nearest possible shield from this pervert.
"ANATA! ANATA NO HENTAI!" I yelled.
This is making me so sick. Li started laughing. This isn't even funny, it's beyond funny! Nakuru started to giggle and Eriol started to chuckle. Wow, they really are cousins and it's not helping one bit! Now Yukito-kun's laughing too! What the hell?
"Nice view you got there Sakura!"Eriol said in between laughter.
"I didn't know you had it in you Kinomoto!"Li managed to say placing the pitcher in the table and holding his stomach due to so much laughter. I felt my face burn with rage, mortification and hatred.
"Nakuru-chan! Don't just laugh there help me here!" I pleaded. Don't dare mess with me Li, for my powers are beyond verbal abuses and a slap! Wait till I get my hands on that corrupted moron!
"Gome nasai Sakura-chan! It's just so funny I- I can't stop laughing! A- Ahahaha…" OH MY GOD! DON'T THEY KNOW AN INFURIATED PERSON WHEN THEY SEE ONE? FUCK THEM!
"AKIZUKI, NAKURU! GET ME A SWEATER OR SOMETHING TO COVER ME UP THIS INSTANT!AND IF ALL YOU GUYS DON'T STOP LAUGHING, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT I'LL BE THE ONE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU GUYS NOT HAVING ANY BABIES AT ALL!"
Finally, there's only one person left laughing, Li, Syaoran. I'm glad he didn't stop laughing so I had an excuse, if ever I end up assassinating him tonight.
Breathe in. Breathe out. It's okay Sakura just calm down. It's just them; they're just stupid people who don't know anything...
"Here you go Sakura-chan. Gome nasai!" Nakuru handed me my school sweater. I wore it, zipping it up instantly and got out from behind the curtains.
"Good luck, Li. You're in deep… shit." I heard Eriol whisper as he nudged Li on the side. Luck wouldn't be by his side any longer after this.
"Syaoran…" I said flirtatiously. He stopped laughing and stared blankly at me and I understood why. I wasn't used to calling him by his first name either. I brushed away the thought of it and continued on with my plan. The other three people just stared in amusement.
I clung to his right arm seductively and dragged him with me. Surprisingly, it was turning out quite easily, he actually followed me. I dragged him to the washroom, and locked the door. I circled him and examined him a couple of times. I unzipped my sweater half way and unbuttoned my half soaked blouse just to show a little cleavage. I stopped in front of him, and pushed him to the wall. "If you were just going to show me, how come you were acting like a mad person out there awhile ago? All you're going to do is show me half of what I saw minutes ago, I'm getting bored of it." He commented, smirking. Nasty pervert! "Just do me a favor Syaoran, shut up for a minute and play with me."
He was just standing there with a bored face like this has happened a lot of times before, only with a bit of nervousness around him. I could sense it; he was just trying to hide it. Of course this has happened more than once or twice to him before, this is what his fan club members do. I'm not like them though, doing it on purpose to flirt with him. Nasty! I'm not saying I'm high-quality type but I'm not that low!
I placed my left hand on his chest. I raised his chin with my other hand making him face me. I leaned in a few inches focusing on his lips. I leaned in a little bit more decreasing the distance between us; he leaned in closer as well. We were two centimeters apart; I could feel him breathe heavily. He then moved millimeters closer.
I looked at his eyes one last time, I got carried away. I gave in to the temptation, I just couldn't take it anymore…
So I…
Crazy Moo: Yey! I can talk now! Hehehehe! YOU'RE DONE THE CHAPPIE! WOO HOO!
Chlei: (sweat-drops) That's true...
Crazy Moo: Can you please let me out! MY LEG IS STARTING TO HURT!
Syaoran, Sakura and Eriol: US TOO!
Chlei: You know what... I don't think I will! (Laughs evilly)
Sakura and Eeriol : Hmphs!
Syaoran: Whatever!
Sakura: Oh god! Don't start the "whatever" shit again!
Crazy Moo: There they go… (sigh)
Eriol: Lover's quarrel… (Shakes head)
Sakura and Syaoran: Whatever!
Chlei: Will all of you just stop it! I need to concentrate for chapter VIII!
Tomoyo: (screams in the background) LET ME OUT!
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Chleimel: What do you think?It's another one of those cliffys! hehe...Please review!
