SC: All right, sorry it took so long to get this chapter out, but I got grounded for saying fricken…

Aion: During that time, I was developing my plans for world domination…

SC: …Which I stole for my own…

Aion: …and then I took them back…

SC: …and then I took them again…

Aion: …And then I took them back again…

SC: …and now they are in my hands and there's nothing you can do about it! (Laughs evilly)

Aion: …(Mumbles very noddy words that I chose not to enter in this PG-13 story)

SC: And here's your latest report on the weather! I'm here with Bob Giggins!

Chrono: …Who's Bob?

SC: Exactly, back to Disclaimer with you!

Chrono: SC only owns Mary's little lamb…wait…do you mean my Mary? SC! GIVE BACK MAGDALENE'S LAMB!

SC: NEVER! I'LL BURN IT BEFORE I DO!


"Miss Rosette Christopher, how do you plea?"

"I OBJECT!"

"…Miss Christopher…I only require for you to state how you plea…then you can object."

"I OBJECT!"

"…That's nice, Miss Christopher, now how do you plea?"

"I OBJECT!"

The judge slammed his mighty utensil for maintaining order in the court, "MISS CHRISTOPHER! I RECOMMEND YOU STATE GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY!"

"…N-not guilty!" Rosette whimpered out, frightened from the Big Man's mallet.

Rosette had instantly been thrown into the police car, spent a cold night in jail, and now had been sentenced to court. Now, a big man wearing a pure white wig and wearing a black robe sat in his big chair with a smug look on his old wrinkled face. Rosette had been seated next to him, covering her own defense sense no one came to defend her.

"So, do you deny trying to kill the nurse in the hospital?" The man spoke out harshly as if taunting her to deny it.

"…"

Rosette didn't say anything. The blonde nun looked around the courtroom nervously; everyone was looking at her with murderous glares.

"Miss Christopher, you may object now…"

"Oh…I OBJECT!"

"Miss Christopher! Stop being an idiot! We already know you wish to object!" The judge roared, slamming his hammer fiercely down on its pad. Rosette cowered away for a minute, before returning with her strong comeback the next.

"For your information, Mr…" Rosette got out of her seat and paced the room, peering at the judge's name tag, "…Mr…Whimpledimpleton…haha…what kind of judge has that for a name?"

"Miss Christopher, please stay on task to the current question, why do you plea not guilty?" Mr. Whimpledimpleton rubbed his short goatee, throwing a cold glare at Rosette for her recent insult of his name.

"No! Really! What's your first name? Bubbles?" Rosette laughed at her own joke of insulting the judge's name.

"No…It's Maxwell Whimpledimpleton…" Maxwell clarified.

"…that makes me want to know your middle name…" Rosette stated silently.

"…It's John…"

"Oh…"

"Miss Christopher, I imply that you defend yourself before we send you to jail." Mr. Whimpledimpleton pointed a finger intently at Rosette before adding in a dramatic way, "…forever…"

Rosette shuddered, but regained her posture nonetheless. "I didn't try to kill the nurse! I told her to take my friend into the emergency room OR I'll kill her! But I didn't try to kill her! Trying to kill her would have been firing and missing!"

"But you did have a gun?" Mr. Whimpledimpleton glowered down at Rosette, rubbing his goatee with his fingers in an act of curiosity.

"Uhh…yeah…But I have a license! I'm from the Magdalene—"

"That gives you no right whatsoever to pull out a gun and aim it at a civilian. Miss Christopher, please take a seat while we hear from the nurse herself." Mr. Whimpledimpleton slammed his mallet down onto its pad twice.

"Your just begging to get me into jail, aren't you?" Rosette spat out when she sat down into one of the chairs in front of the judge's chair.

"Nurse Molly? Can you please give us a clear visual description about what Miss Christopher said to you?" Mr. Whimpledimpleton asked the now standing nurse kindly.

"Yah…she pulled out her gun and had a crazed look on her face! She then told us to give her all the hospital's money or she'll blow all our brains out!" She nodded and sat back down.

"WHAT? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! I ONLY—" Rosette was about to finish her yelling tirade, but Judge Whimpledimpleton slammed his mallet down.

"Silence! So you were going to kill more than one person? Miss Christopher, what do you have to say for yourself now?" The judge smirked as he leaned back in his high chair.

"THAT'S BULL! I TOLD HER TO HEAL MY FRIEND OR ELSE! I DIDN'T YELL FOR ANY MONEY!" Rosette stood out of her chair and stood on top of it, "I DEMAND RIGHTEOUSNESS! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"

Nurse Molly screamed out in horror and ducked to the ground suddenly, "SOMEBODY HELP! SHE'S GOING CRAZY AGAIN!"

Suddenly, police officers on standby came out of their waiting positions and ran to throw Rosette off the table. The blonde nun groaned out when they did so, "I'm not crazy!"

"Miss Christopher! I sentence you to be guilty! You have two years in jail!" Judge Whimpledimpleton yelled out, banging his mallet once more, "Court out of session! There are brownies and milk in the lobby!"

The crowd cheered, "YAY! BROWNIES AND MILK!"

Chrono groaned wearily when a dampened light glowed in the room. The blinds in his room were shut, causing the light from the now awaking sun to shine through the small openings in the window's blinds. The little devil pushed himself up on his good arm slowly, his eyes squinting as a small burst of light from the window blinded him for a brief moment.

"…Where's…Rosette…?" The door to Chrono's dull room slammed open the moment Chrono spoke to himself, startling the purple haired demon.

Satella, in her glorious garments as usual, smiled as she stalked in holding a brownie. "Hello, Chrono! Nice to see you finally awake!" She munched on her brownie for a moment and took a sip of milk in her other hand.

"Where's Rosette, Satella?" Chrono asked, sitting up right in his bed when he just realized that he was still at the hospital.

"She's in jail." The jewel witch stated simply, finishing off her brownie and licking her fingers to get any remains off.

"H-how'd she get in jail?" Chrono asked looking around in a now panicked form.

"She threatened a nurse when she said the hospital was too booked to let you in, I thought you saw it happen? It was a rather amazing sight if you were to ask me." She grinned as she took a seat next to Chrono's bed, "I knew she was stupid, but not that stupid!"

"We need to help her!" Chrono got out of bed slowly, wincing as he put half his weight on his wounded arm.

"No! You need to…" She pushed Chrono back down into bed firmly, "…rest! Rosette will be fine! It's only two years!"

"T-two years? How do you know…wait a minute…did you watch her be sentenced?" Chrono raised an eyebrow suspiciously.

"No…maybe…yes…" Satella hanged her head low, "I admit it…I went and didn't even offer my help…"

"Satella! We need her! Two years? Get a phone! I'm calling the Order…" Chrono came to a slow stop in his sentence, "…where's Father Remington?"

"Father who?" Satella's mouth twitched as she watched Chrono with slight curiosity when he started to panic even more.

"Father Remington! You know, blonde and tall guy! He came to help us when we fought with Joshua! Didn't he come back?" Chrono stood up, favoring his right arm.

"…No…" Satella stood from her sitting position, "Chrono, really! You should be in bed, not worrying about Rosette!" She was about to push him back into bed, but Chrono shook his head violently.

"I can't believe you, Satella! We need to get Rosette out of there…at all costs…"

The room was dark. Too dark for Remington's liking.

The Magdalene Order's Father opened his blue irises slowly as his head throbbed with a painful ache. It felt as if someone had grabbed him and slammed him into a brick wall for two hours straight, non-stop.

"Ah, bloody…hell…it hurts…" Yuan groaned out weakly. Trying to move from his current kneeling position, he found that he was bound to two chains hanging from the ceiling and two from the ground.

He was bound to his spot.

"Hello, Minister…" A light, tired voice croaked out causing alarm to the wounded Father.

Remington turned his head the best he could without damaging the already soar body part. "Who said that?" There came no light to the answer he asked.

"I'll be the one asking the questions here, Father, so I recommend you be quiet." The voice snapped out. The tone the voice spoke in was strangely familiar to the wounded Father as he strained to hear it out.

"What types of questions?"

"That's for me to know, and you to find out…" The voice taunted in its seemingly usual cocky matter.

"Then please, intrigue me with finding out…" Remington whispered back in an haughtily manner.

"Please be patient…I'm trying to find a good way of putting this without seeming as a murderer…" The cold voice echoed throughout the dark room, the last word rephrasing itself into a whole different meaning into Remington's mind.

"…Rosette! Where is Rosette? If you had touched her in any way…" Yuan growled out the words slowly, causing some rush of fear to enter the stranger's mind.

"…That girl…is that her name…? Rosette…it…it seems so…original to me…as if saying, "How did I not know that to be her name in the first place?" Please, tell me more about her."

A light switch suddenly flickered on. Yuan's cool gaze followed up the legs of blue jeans to find out that the mysterious questioner is in fact Rosette's older brother. "Joshua…?"

The boy nodded, his sandy blonde hair shifted as his own blue irises stared down coldly at Remington. "Do I know you?"

Remington, strangely shocked by the boy's odd behavior, nodded. "Yes…I was the Minister who asked for you to come with me to the Order. …Can't you remember anything at all?"

Rosette's younger brother suddenly threw a fit. He snarled and with some strain on his arms threw a chair from behind him at a wall. A slam faded away slowly as Remington hadn't flinched once during the boy's fit.

Joshua twitched as he grasped on tightly to his hair and pulled hard at his shirt. "I don't know why I can't remember anything! I can't remember what happened yesterday! I can't remember what happened this morning, I'm forgetting everything! What's…happening to me?"

Remington stayed silent, the thought of asking about the boys given horns ringing out in the back of his mind.

"Answer me! Why does this girl haunt my dreams and even intrudes my thoughts when I have one peaceful moment during the day! Please…please tell me!" At first, Joshua was yelling, but slowly his words formed out to be quiet sobs of pleading.

Remington closed his eyes, "I will not tell you who she is…I will never put Rosette into that sort of danger." His eyes remained tightly shut as he was willing to proffer through any sort of torture Joshua was willing to put him through.

"YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!" Joshua screamed out, slamming his fist down next to the ground Remington remained kneeling on. "If you don't, I'll torment you till you bleed blood throughout your eyes and your organs burn with the same fire hell holds!"

"Do it, go for it, Kid." Remington sighed out softly, his head hanging loosely as the chains bound to his arms were the only things holding him up.

Joshua relaxed slightly as his eyebrows arched, "Do you even care what I do to you?"

Yuan Remington remained silent as he swayed slightly against the binds holding him. His eyes flickered open when he saw Joshua kneel down beside him, moving in closer so that Yuan felt Joshua's breathe tickle.

"What if I said…I would kill the girl…if you didn't answer my questions…?" Joshua grinned when he noticed it had some affect on the Minister before him.

"Chrono wouldn't let you get an inch close to her…and besides him, I would kill you myself if you dared to." Remington scowled. A muscle twitched in his cheek as the hands held high above him edged to be set free and to defend the blonde nun at all costs.

Joshua held his eyes on the Minister before him, "You deem to love the girl."

"In a way considering family, yes." Remington shook his head swiftly though, "But I will tell you know more. You can't deceive me with your foolish threats to kill her either."

Joshua cracked his knuckles with a grin, "Then let's get started then…" Far off from the outside of the chamber Joshua held Remington in, long screams of pain echoed faintly throughout the corridors of Eden.

Genai shifted nervously in his seat since he almost dropped his fresh cup of coffee all over his lap. "Joshua's having a good time…" He mumbled faintly to the cat demon beside him.

She giggled insanely and hugged herself, "Yeah…but Joshua's such an innocent little boy! Makes me wanna' hug him over and over again!" She purred slightly as she stretched out, getting over her previous giggle fit. "I haven't seen much of Aion, have you?"

"Nah. The old coot is probably plotting up more devastating tactics to piss Chrono off and get him killed." Genai scoffed, slurping heavily at his coffee.

"Aion ain't that old, Genai! Give him some slack…and I hardly doubt that he wants to kill Chrono!" Shader hissed slightly when Genai dipped two fingers into his coffee and flicked it on her.

He grinned lightly, his hat lowering over his face, "Then you really haven't seen Aion! He's after Chrono big time now, wants him dead. He plans on leaving the girl alive though…"

Shader whisked her head back and fourth, "He'd never kill Chrono! He needs him to help rule! And who'd want to kill Chrono?"

Genai raised a hand.

"Well you're a loser, Genai, so that was to be expected." Shader smiled widely when the door to the chamber besides them opened. "Joshua! How'd it go, Kid?"

Joshua's eyes flickered over to the cat demon pouncing over to him, "It went fine."

"Oh, isn't that cute? Our little Joshua's turning into such a big boy now!" Shader squealed as she pulled the boy tightly against her, "I want to love you forever…and ever…and ever…and ever…and ever…and ever…and ever…and ever…and ever…and ever…and—"

"Shader, we get it!" Genai snapped quickly, finishing off his coffee. He quickly threw it to the ground and stalked out of the room hastily.

"What's his problem?" Joshua asked bluntly.

"He's only pissed cause his girlfriend died cause of Rosette and now Aion wants her to live with us." Shader responded carelessly.

"...I can't remember…"

"That's okay, Kid! It's only to be expected from the horns Aion gave you." Shader pounced away from him and left him alone.

"…What horns…?" Joshua sat down onto the chair Genai was previously sitting on and propped his feet up. "Why can't I remember…who that girl was…?"

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"

Rosette had been screaming that out for the past two hours, and so far, no one had noticed her. The blonde nun's jail cell was a complete wreck. It had green stains on the wall, mold crawling on the toilet, a broken mirror, a clogged sink, and a termite infested bed.

Rosette stared coldly at her bed, "There is no way I'm sleeping on that…" She scooted towards the bars of the cell. "…specially not for two years…"

She sighed softly and leaned her head against the bars. Her once beautiful blonde hair was now damp and dirty from not taking a shower for two days and her brother's overalls was now ripping in some places.

"Chrono…where are you…?" She whispered out to particularly nobody.

"Right…beside…you…"

Rosette issued a scream and dove away from the bars, turning around hastily to see Chrono's perky face. "Ch-Chrono?"

"Yep!"

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" She screamed out suddenly, grabbing onto his ears and pulling hard. Chrono whimpered and squirmed till she finally let go.

"Doing what got you in here in the first place! I was healing!" Chrono mumbled, rubbing his ears repeatedly. "Keep your voice down, or you'll wake up the guards!" He added with a whisper.

"Oh…sorry!" She whispered back.

"That's alright, I owe you the apology actually, Rosette. I'm sorry I wasn't here sooner…" He lowered his head in some sort of shame.

"We'll talk about that later, just get me out of here!"

Chrono nodded and snuck off.

"Hey! Are you forgetting about someone?" She hoarsely whispered out. Chrono returned with shining objects in his hands.

"Well, I had to grab the keys, didn't I?" Chrono grinned while Rosette glared at him.

"Fine! Just hurry up! I don't think I can stand another second in here!"

The keys jingled as Chrono tried different types of keys, until the door finally snapped open. "Alright! Let's go!"

Rosette nodded and was out of the cell instantly, clinging to Chrono. "Carry me home!"

"…I have a broken arm…"

"Oh…fine!"

Rosette led the way, going down different hallways and doors till they finally reached the exit. Just when Rosette pushed the door open, an alarm started to sound off.

"WHATCHA' DO, ROSETTE?" Chrono screamed to the blonde nun.

"I DID? WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU DID?" Rosette screamed back.

"Never mind!" Chrono grabbed onto Rosette with his good hand and bolted out the door, running hastily down the streets.

Rosette kept up with Chrono's fast pace, turning around momentarily to see about twenty guards file out of the police station. "Chrono! I think we should run faster!"

"Why?" He huffed out, looking back to Rosette.

"Cause we have a bunch of pissed off looking guards on our tails! Don't you have an escape plan?"

"Not really!"

Suddenly, a car screeched around the corner, almost running Rosette over in the progress. "Get in!" A slight German accent yelled out.

"Satella!" Both Rosette and Chrono cried out, not hesitating to get into the car.

Satella scowled as she quickly turned the steering wheel and put the car into reverse, veering off into the direction she came in.

A gunfire went off and they all screamed.

"Since when did cops start shooting people if they tried to escape?" Rosette screamed out.

"Since murderer's started escaping!" Satella screamed back.

"I'm not a murderer!" Rosette screamed back.

"Both of you, just shut up!" Chrono screamed to them both.

They were silent during the whole ride off towards wherever Satella was taking them.


SC: And that's it for this chapter.

Chrono: It's slightly a humor chapter.

SC: Yeah. But that's only preparing you for later chapters.

Chrono: I see…

SC: …Hell…I don't even know what I'm going to type next…

Chrono: Looks like another chapter to, "How they fell in Love," gets to be posted soon.

SC: Yep.

They both sigh.

SC: Who's up for a round of spin the bottle?

Everyone raises their hand.

SC: Hehe…this is going to be fun…Remington! You! Me! In the closet! NOW!