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Rating: R. For language and sexual situations. Harry/Sirius; mentions of Severus/Bill.
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Summary: Sirius has acquired a new hobby, much to Harry's annoyance. Here follows a series of drabbles about Sirius' Naughty Habit!
Sirius' Naughty Habit: Part 3
"Sirius! Post's arrived!"
"On my way"
"Okay. Hmmm ... let's see. Gringotts statement. Daily Prophet - trash. Junk. A letter from Bill!"
"Where is it?"
"Over there"
"Yes!"
"We got a letter from Bill"
"..."
"Sirius?"
"Hmmm?"
"Is that Wankers Weekly again"
"..."
"Merlin! Why do you need to read that?"
"This edition has reader's pictures! They pay 100 galleons for each picture they publish!"
"Sirius, between us, we have more money than we'll ever need!"
"So? It's not about the money"
"..."
"Don't you roll your eyes at me Harry Potter!"
"What? You're going to take a bare-arsed picture of your arse and send it in?"
"No"
"What then?"
"I was thinking about you"
"Me?"
"Yes"
"Me!"
"Is there an echo in here or something?"
"Sirius!"
"I hear that Colin Creevy wouldn't mind. Could probably get a good deal out of him"
"No!"
"He'd probably do it for free if he could keep the negatives I reckon"
"I won't do it!"
"And we could leave your face out of the picture we send in so no-one knows it's you"
"Are you listening to me?"
"Maybe he can do it in black and white"
"That's it! I am stopping your subscription to that ... that ... waste of paper"
"Just need a scrap of parchment to scribble a note to him then"
"..."
"Anything wrong love?"
"Run Sirius. Run"
"Why?"
"Run!"
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Just a little plug. If you're after more Harry/Sirius, check out my other story: Turn Back Time. It's a bit slow going, but it'll get to the slash eventually.
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