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Rating: R. For language and sexual situations. Harry/Sirius; mentions of Severus/Bill.

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Summary: Sirius has acquired a new hobby, much to Harry's annoyance. Here follows a series of drabbles about Sirius' Naughty Habit!


Sirius' Naughty Habit: Part 5

I seem to have a small problem. I look forward to receiving my subscription of Wankers Weekly ... every week. However, my lover appears to be less keen regarding my 'obsession' as he calls it.

I have tried to get him interested in the magazine. I've left it in the living room, our bedroom, and even the bathroom, but he refuses to read it! I even gave him a practical demonstration of position #31!

Nothing works!

I am quickly running out of ideas before he carries out his threat of burning my collection! Please can you advise me on what to do?

S


Sirius' Naughty Habit: Part 6

"Merlin! It's good to be home. What a bitch of a day"

"..."

"Sirius? You home?"

"..."

"There you are! You didn't answer. Are you okay"

"Harry! You're early!"

"No I'm not. Had a horrible day though. You?"

"Oh my day. Fine. It was fine"

"Siri?"

"Yes Harry?"

"What are you hiding?"

"Nothing"

"Yes you are"

"..."

"Sirius! Get back here..."

"Ouch!"

"Sorry. Didn't mean to jump you quite so hard Sirius"

"Hard huh?"

"Sex-mad maniac!"

"Can I help it if my lover is just so damn sexy?"

"I suppose not"

"Kiss me"

"Don't mind if I do"

"..."

"Got it!"

"You cheat!"

"What! I just used my natural talents"

"You ... you Slytherin!"

"The Sorting Hat agreed with you"

"..."

"Flies. Sirius. Flies"

"Right. Okay. Harry. Fancy some dinner? I can apparate out for some pizza?"

"Sirius..."

"Pepperoni? Or Chicken Deluxe?"

"Why were you hiding the latest Wankers Weekly from me?"

"I'll choose then, shall I?"

"Don't you dare take another step Sirius Black!"

"Right. No steps. None at all"

"Stop moving!"

"I'm not. See ... not moving. Not an inch"

"Fuck!"

"It's not all that bad Harry?"

"Not all that bad?"

"Ouch! When did you become a banshee?"

"When I saw that there's my naked photo in this weeks' issue of Wankers Weekly! What the hell is going on Sirius?"

"Well I was..."

"What!"

"...hoping you wouldn't see it?"

"Merlin!"

"I guess you're not that pleased then"

"How the fuck did they get that photograph? I mean ... that's ... it's my..."

"It's not a photo with your face though. That's a good thing right?"

"What ... why ... fuck!"

"And it was those muggle style photographs so it's not like anyone will know it's you"

"Sirius"

"Doghouse?"

"Hell yes"

"How long?"

"Until I decide I'm not going to withhold sex!"

"Can I have the magazine though?"

"OUT!"


Thanks to Mr Happy Java Man, Rhiannan Star, Rin, Solivagus09 and Cicy for reviewing!

Spottery – As much as I appreciate the sentiment that you enjoy Turn Back Time, you'll find that disparaging one of an author's stories in favour of the other will not be conductive to your demands. I found it rather rude actually and highly off-putting in respect to my primary story. For your knowledge, I am currently writing the next chapter of Turn Back Time, but I do have a personal life and occasionally that personal life has pitfalls, events and obstacles that limit my online activities. The reason that this is being updated on ffnet is that it was written a short while ago on my LJ, not that I'm writing this in favour of my many other projects. Patience is the key, Turn Back Time will be updated when I've finished writing it and am I'm happy with it, not a moment sooner.

This is just a short series of drabbles that are meant to be funny/snarky and very little else. Something to bring a little laughter into your day!

Updates to my computer status will be posted on my Turn Back Time Yahoo Group. Address is on my profile page. Other Turn Back Time tidbits, ficlets, and discussions can be also found there.

Please review and let me know what you think of Sirius' Naughty Habit.

SStar