Rating: R. For language and sexual situations. Harry/Sirius; mentions of Severus/Bill.

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Summary: Sirius has acquired a new hobby, much to Harry's annoyance. Here follows a series of drabbles about Sirius' Naughty Habit!


Sirius' Naughty Habit: Part 8

"Remus! Thank Merlin I found you!"

"Harry. You're looking better than I expected. You're letter was slightly concerning"

"Ah. Yes. I was slightly keyed up then"

"Hmmm. I ordered you a coffee"

"Oh God.Caffeine! You know me too well"

"I've heard stories about your coffee withdrawal state"

"Sirius?"

"No. Tonks, Miss Bell, amongst others"

"Tonks? Katie? Others? Am I that bad?"

"..."

"Okay maybe I am. But I always make sure to bring coffee and croissants for them too!"

"I'm sure you do"

"Stop that!"

"What?"

"That passive sympathy thing you're doing!"

"Drink your coffee Harry"

"..." "Better?"

"Much"

"You know? For someone who is addicted to coffee ...you really should learn how to make it yourself"

"It never tastes right"

"Is that why you always get Sirius to make it"

"Yeah"

"He still in the dog-house?"

"Yes"

"Hence the coffee withdrawal"

"I know! So can you help me?"

"How annoyed are you now?"

"I stopped being annoyed a few hours afterwards. Now, I want revenge"

"Revenge? Why me?"

"Who better to ask than a fellow Marauder, Moony?"

"Poor Padfoot!"

"Sympathy? Not yet Remus"

"Did anyone recognise that the photograph was of you?"

"Not that I know of ... but it's the principle of the matter!"

"Well I do have a couple of ideas"

"Will it stop Sirius' obsession with that magazine?"

"Wankers Weekly?"

"Yes that"

"I hope so"

"So tell me your plan"

"The first part is payback"

"And the second?"

"The second is collateral"

"I can't wait. Tell me!"


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