Rating: R. For language and sexual situations. Harry/Sirius; mentions of Severus/Bill.
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Summary: Sirius has acquired a new hobby, much to Harry's annoyance. Here follows a series of drabbles about Sirius' Naughty Habit! First part of Remus' and Harry's plan here.
Sirius' Naughty Habit: Part 8
"You're acting strange."
"Strange?"
"Yes."
"Yes?"
"Stop it!"
"Stop what?"
"That!"
"What?"
"That! Repeating my words."
"Sorry."
"No you're not."
"What about if I do this."
"Manipulative sod."
"But you still love me, right?"
"Yes. Still doesn't explain why you're so..."
"I'm not acting strange."
"...excited?"
"I'm really not. Can I have another coffee Siri?"
"No. I don't think you need any more caffeine."
"I could send you back in the doghouse."
"You wouldn't."
"You'd miss me too much."
"No I wouldn't."
"Right. That's why we didn't leave our bedroom for two days!"
"And why we couldn't walk properly for days afterwards."
"You deserved it!"
"I've seen you preening over yourself after that photograph was published."
"Fuck off!"
"Though you do have the sexiest body. How about we ... right here..."
"What about..."
"Umm the ... butter!"
"Sirius!"
"It's here!"
"Kinky bastard!"
"Post's come."
"Forget it."
"Can't. Besides, you want an audience?"
"Don't care ... damn!"
"Sorry Siri. Prophet ... letter from Bill ... and Hermione."
"Lovely."
"Don't be droll. She's inviting us to go with her to France for a weekend."
"Sounds wonderful."
"This'll cheer you up ... the latest copy of Wankers Weekly."
"Give it here!"
"Bill says he's enjoying teaching at Hogwarts."
"Merlin knows how he puts up with Snape!"
"Sirius! Bill and Sev have been together almost as long as us!"
"Snape ... urgh!"
"I don't know ... he does the whole brooding look quite well. When he's not sneering that is."
"Harry!"
"Of course you're far sexier all of the time. Especially when you're brooding!"
""I should bloody well hope so."
"Jealous Siri?"
"What's wrong?"
"Wow. Why? Who ... YOU!"
"Sirius!"
"What's that for? Not that it wasn't appreciated!"
"I knew you'd finally come around."
"Come around?"
"To this."
"Wankers Weekly?"
"Yes. You must have sent in that picture of me ... headless thank Merlin! I knew you'd like Wankers Weekly eventually!"
"Bugger!"
"Pardon."
"Nothing Sirius. Enjoy your wank mag."
"Hmmm?"
"Fuck! Crap! Fuck!"
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