Rating: R. For language and sexual situations. Harry/Sirius; mentions of Severus/Bill.

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Summary: Sirius has acquired a new hobby, much to Harry's annoyance. Here follows a series of drabbles about Sirius' Naughty Habit! It's almost at an end with Harry's Plan B set in motion; it should definitely sort Sirius out of his obsession.


Sirius' Naughty Habit: Part 9

Dear Remus,

Looks like it'll have to be Plan B. Sirius loved the latest Wankers Weekly.

A lot if last night was any indication!

Bastard!

Mind you ... you did warn me that he had that exhibitionist streak. Which reminds me. You better tell me about the incident involving a Jonathon Lawson, Sirius and Professor McGonagall finding out?

I tried asking Sirius but he transformed into Padfoot and ran off. If he wasn't so bloody good in bed, I'd curse him.

Can you contact said person and see if he'll agree to our Plan B? I can't take much more of it!

Harry


Sirius' Naughty Habit: Part 10

"Morning Harry. You're up early"

"Was making breakfast"

"Coffee?"

"Apparated to my favourite cafe"

"Breakfast in bed? Lovely! What have you done?"

"Nothing! Thought it would be nice"

"It is. Now get in bed with me"

"Okay ... sausage?"

"Thank you"

"Sirius! You're not supposed to eat a sausage like that!"

"You've never complained"

"I'm not a sausage!"

"True enough. You're much meatier and tastier!"

"Nutter!"

"Mental"

"Get back to your inappropriate behaviour with that sausage!"

"Coffee?"

"Fuck yes"

"I can tell. You're still grumpy"

"Harry! Hedwig's at the window"

"Hmmm. Letter from Bill, Remus. One from Remus for you. And your magazine"

"I've been waiting for this all week!"

"It's a weekly publication!"

"Your point?"

"None. However one could feel slightly insecure with your obsession with that"

"I thought we'd discussed that"

"Nope. You assumed"

"Fuck! That's disgusting!"

"Sirius?"

"I think I might throw up"

"What!"

"Look!"

"Oh my!"

"It's completely disgusting!"

"I can definitely see what attracted Bill"

"Fuck! I'm going to throw up!"

"Miss the bowl and you clean it Sirius!"

"Better?"

"Not particularly"

"Poor Paddy"

"Has it gone?"

"Your copy of Wankers Weekly?"

"Yes!"

"The one with Sev?"

"Yuck!"

"Naked"

"Stop it!"

"Naked Severus Snape"

"Have mercy Harry!"


Thank you very much to SexySiriusBlack, Lyla Hayden, xbrinax, Miru Amai, SiLvErFaTeD, kyun, AmandaMasters, Mouseisi and aaf for reviewing.

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