Rating: R. For language and sexual situations. Harry/Sirius; mentions of Severus/Bill.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot. All Harry Potterâ„¢ characters and settings are the sole intellectual property of JK Rowling, Warner Bros. and various others who all aren't connected to me in any way. No money is being made with this fanfiction and no copyright infringement is intended.

Summary: Sirius has acquired a new hobby, much to Harry's annoyance. Here follows a series of drabbles about Sirius' Naughty Habit! The final part to this little nugget sized pieces of fun where an interesting relationship is revealed.

Author's Final Note: I hope all of you who have read this have enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it … because I did. At the end of the day, this is what writing is all about. Coming up with and writing the words to a story that makes you laugh from the first letter to the last. Thanks for all the encouragement and warm words.


Sirius' Naughty Habit: Epilogue

"Bill!"

"Hey Harry! You're looking good."

"So are you."

"Yeah. Don't you find older men look after you so much better."

"Only so they can show us off!"

"Apart from Sev ... and Sirius."

"That's because Sirius can still clear a room in less than a minute!"

"And Sev dislikes almost everyone."

"We've got ourselves a right pair, haven't we?"

"But we love them. So ... don't keep me in suspense. Did it work?"

"Like a charm. He's refusing to go near that magazine now."

"I'm happy for you."

"Thanks for letting me borrow the pictures."

"Well its something to tell the kids ... I helped prank one of the infamous Marauders."

"Did you tell Sev?"

"Are you kidding?"

"Right. Should have known."

"Maybe not for a long long while."

"Well I doubt Sirius will be mentioning it anytime soon ... or ever."

"That traumatised?"

"Oh yes. I, on the other hand, can totally appreciate why you're with Sev."

"Harry!"

"What? Course Siri is longer."

"Mmm ... true. That photograph of Sirius was very..."

"Arrogant?"

"That's Sirius for you! Though I can still kick his arse."

"I think I might just show Sev one day."

"Hold on! What's this about kids ... are you?"

"Sev's going to start working on the potion soon."

"Wow! Congratulations!"

"It's a bit early for that Harry. What about you and Sirius?"

"Haven't discussed it."

"Oh okay. So who was really in Wankers Weekly this week?"

"Lockhart!"

"That twit?"

"I've no idea why Ginny chose him. Apparently she had to get one of Dean's muggle friends to do some major enhancements."

"You're kidding!"

"Nope. Had to be authorised by me, which is how I know."

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

"I already knew Lockhart was just hot air. Now I know it's to try and compensate for his inadequacy."

"Are you going to tell Sirius?"

"What?"

"You own the publishing house that produces Wankers Weekly."

"What do you think?"

"Didn't think so. I've got a question though. Why did you stop him reading it?"

"It's rather disturbing having Sirius drool over what's written by people I employ."

"No problems with that anymore."

"Nope. The time he used to spend reading Wankers Weekly is put to much better use now."

"Doing what?"

"Having mind-blowing sex!"

The End


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That is it. The end of Sirius' Naughty Habit. No more. Finale. Okay, so there might be a sequel at somemuch much later point when I get the bunny but right now, this is it. I hope you enjoyed reading it and I shall be advertising for a new muse and (re)starting on another project.

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