Seishitsu- Being away from the computer is a sad drama. No one knows who I am. I can't stop yapping. It's sad really.
The Attack of the Fangirls
Chapter 1-
Yami was walking down the street, minding his own business… but it doesn't matter because that's what the deer was doing until it was run over, and what the ducks were doing before they got shot and eaten. That's what happened to the dinosaurs, cows, pigs, ox, dogs, and other animals who were attacked by random things while they were minding their own business.
Anyways, Yami was walking in the park… for no absolute reason at all. When he felt like he was being watched. He looked around, and only saw an old man in a mysterious coat and large hat, reading a book. He seemed weird. His coat was pretty thick. It was made of fur, and had jewels were laced on the sleeves. The reason why it's weird is because it is:
#1- Something an old man wouldn't wear
#2- The book was about ways to get a guy
#3- It's summer, and he's wearing a coat
The old man was also turning something shiny and round on his hat. Yami looked closer and realized that it was a camera! Now why would an old geezer be wearing a camera in his hat?
Yami- Oh no! It's a fangirl!
You heard right. It is a fangirl. And for those who don't know what they are, or who the are, their memo is: "Where there is a hot guy, we are there!"
Fangirl 79- He's found us out! Use plan B!
Before you could blink, 14 other fangirls came from the bushes. They were in army suits and carried walkie-talkies and other stuff in large, but fashionable bags.
Fangirls- Operation B!
The fangirls started to chase Yami. He ran for his life. Fortunately for him, they were not wearing the proper shoes, and endlessly tripped. Only one was able to run without fail. Yami could see a building in front of him. The Game Shop! Success!
He made it into the shop and locked the door behind him. He had made it out alive. He ran to his room, or Yugi's room and took a nap.
Yugi was just finishing his homework when Yami jumped on to the bed and fell asleep. 'Wasn't he going to the park a few minutes ago?' he thought. Yugi walked down the stairs after hearing a loud knock on the door. 'Who could that be? Did Yami mistake a cat for a wolf again and attacked it? Or did he just went out freeloading when he saw something that was fat-free?' He opened the door to 15 girls staring insanely at him. By opening the door, he had just chosen his sad fate.
