Title: The Boys of this School
Characters:
Buffy, the boys of Sunnydale High
Spoilers:
BtVS 3.18, "Earshot"
Disclaimer: Property of Mutant Enemy
Theme: Sex, Thoughts about sex

Buffy's so pretty

She paused for a moment, until she heard other thoughts.

too bad she's not slutty like her biker friend...
there's not an ass here I wouldn't tap...
next time, I'll wear one of mom's thongs...
I wonder if that nymph book is back...
...and afterwards, she pees on my face...

TMI! TMI! TMI!

Buffy had to get to the library. Giles would be there, thinking boring thoughts about tea, and books, and scones. He would get to the bottom of this telepathy thing, and would in no way be thinking about forbidden sex with hunky undead boyfriends.

A.N.1: A drabble for LiveJournal's Open_on_Sunday.
A.N.2: References Buffy's comment to Giles that "the boys of this school are seriously disturbed" after hearing their thoughts about sex.