Sir-Dik-Dik is present

What can I say?

I love you!

Note In chapter one I told you their favorite weapon, that is the weapon they have until further notice. No actual butterflies where hurt in this chapter.

I dedicate this chapter to my Friend Xavier that has just moved, which sucks.

Hello anyone that reviewed the first chapter and is here sticking it out for chapter 2 is in for a real treat. This chapter will be ten times better than chapter one. This is where they actually fight. I will be telling most of the action with my friend Master Beef! I will occasionally switch to what the two teams are saying. Disclaimer, I don't own anything Halo related or in that fact except anything at all, not even me! Now for the chapter! PS, Master Beef likes more things than cheese. He said he likes Halo2 like me. Maybe they will make Halo2 cheese?

Part one of round one of match one of game one, First blood…and butterflies.

"As we start round one would you like to say to our viewers Master Beef?" I asked "Yes, I want freakn' cheese what don't you understand?" He replied. "I don't know about you but I'm getting excited and Go fetch me a drink please." I politely asked. "Well you said please so okay." Replied Master Beef.

Yellow camp

"All right guys here's the plan, kill them all." 999jjjkiller announced in a

proud and approving voice. "Who put you in charge?" Asked Gyra.

Everyone knew that was the wrong question. 999JJJkiller pulls out his

beam cannon, AKA covenant sniper riffles, and shoots him in the

balls. Gyra gets on his knees and grabs his you-know-what. His

shield was all gone but that little bit that lets you live. "Stay here until

your wound heal, I got a job to do." Said 999JJJkiller. Again Gyra was

going to say something, but just at that moment 999jjjkiller pulled out

his beam cannon and took aim for Super Size Me's ass.

Green camp.

"All right mother beepers kill all beeping five of them." Soul Brotha'

told the rest of them. "Who put you in charge?" Asked Super Size Me.

Everyone looked at Soul Brotha'. In two short words he answered

this, "Your Mama!" T-bone turns furiously around and hits both of them

on the head. "Your Mamas love you both, how could you talk to her

like that." T-bone complains to his two teammates. Simple mother

beeper, like this, does some obscene and vulgar sings along with

some swearing and rapping afterward. T-bone goes and cries in the

corner for awhile then Why bother I'm blind goes up to him, "Don't

worry they don't mean it." Then T-bone cries even harder on his

shoulder which makes no sense cause all this was all being drained

into the fluid system in his helmet along with the waste system in the

back. My Home is the Closet thinks of a plane not to attack them but

to look at Soul Brotha's butt. He drops a quarter on the floor and

was about to ask him to pick it up, when Super Size Me puts his big

ass in the open and Bang! Bang! He drops dead on the floor.

"Nooooo!" T-bone cries some more. That's it, it's go time , pulls out

dual Plasma Riffles. Both teams jump from up top of the buildings into

the river. Both teams looked at each other in hatred, weapons drawn.

On the count of three. Called out Leon. One… two… three. Both

teams drawled their weapons and started to fire. Soul Brotha' took out

Leon but not before Leon shot down Why bother I'm blind with a

grenade and by accident shooting a randomly placed ghost and it

blew up in My Home is the Closet's face. After two long minutes of

bloodshed all teams were dead. Waiting for them to respond we go

to Sir-dik-dik and Master Beef.

In the booth.

"Man oh man what a match." Said Sir-dik-dik, AKA the word "I"

when I speak in first person. "You're right and I hope it gets even

bloodier." Said MB. "Amen to that!" Replied SDD with a tip of his

hat. "You've claimed down some from what you were in the begining

of the match." I looked at Master Beef. "Yhea I got cheese." Retorted

MB, no thanks to you.

Well we will give you the score and leave you to them. Yellow, 12.

Green 9.

Yellow camp

"Okay guys and bait, that last plain didn't work so great, so we will

become strategic." Announces 999jjjkiller. Everyone moans. "Suck it

up, it's the only we will win." Sir Yes Sir! Everyone replied. Okay,

here's how will do it, first me and Gyra will snipe and provide back up

fire for anyone that requires it. Will kill4 shoes will sneak around the

back take out as many as we possibly can. Now for the hard part Leon

and Master Baiter will go down the opining up front, when you get

behind the last corner Leon will strap a plasma grenade on you and run

toward the enemy. May I not stress that enough Master Baiter. Leon

kill what's left. If all fails we got them, hear me guys?" Sir yes Sir! In

less then two minutes the base started to shake and the sound of tires

where outside their base…

End of part one of round one of match one of game one, first blood and butterflies. Just kidding.

"Come out with your hands behind your back." Called Why bother I'm blind. "And bent over," added My home is the

closet. "Shut the beep up," yelled Soul Brotha'. "Where.. Where did

you guys come from?" Shuttered. 999jjjkiller. "Well from our moms and

daddies, someone flunked Health class" Why bother I'm blind added.

He knew that this turn in the match was freaking him out. "Hey where is

the rest of your team?" Asked soul Brotha'. "I only see two and unless

I went beeping crazy you got more." In the really long pause where

999jjjkiller tied to say something that wouldn't get them killed, "Umm

there in the bathroom." 999jjjkiller replied. "All of them?" Asked Soul

Brotha' with a raised eyebrow, well if I could see it. "They… they uh

drank some lemonade and now they have to pee." Snapped

999jjjkiller. "Oh really, can we have some"? Asked why bother I'm

blind. "We're out replied a shaky voice." It was Gyra in the corner with

a big wet spot in his armor. "Make some more." demanded My home

is the closet. "Well I see you guys had some trouble getting over here."

Said 999jjjkiller. "Who told you?" asked Soul Brotha' looking over to

Why Bother I'm blind. No one replied. "I just noticed that

your car was ruined." "Oh yes the car was dealt some serious damage

on the way here I wouldn't mind telling you this over a cup of water.

Smiled soul Brotha'." Okay let me go to the stream and get us some.

Without anyone noticing he switched from a beam cannon to the rocket launcher.

Leon and Master Baiter.

"All right people, well Master Baiter, it's time to do

this, were going to get on top of the big arch and were going to invade"

"You mean I go in and you put a Grande on me and I run in on them

and kill them?" Asked Master Baiter with a large amount of sarcasm.

"Yes, well I hate it too but if I can live a real life it's worth it." Leon said

solemnly, I will live in a world were the cows really can be killed. Leon

said quiet cheerfully. "Wait get down here comes someone." They both

laid down as the warthog passed full of the green team. Leon and

Mater Baiter used both of their dual weapons to try to blow the car up.

It nearly worked until the turret stated to shoot. They both jumped off

the side of the narrow archway onto the top of the opponent's base.

Finally they gave up shooting. Leon and Master Baiter were now safely

inside the base but what they found was nothing but disturbing.

All right that is the real ending of the chapter. Sorry it wasn't all that like I promised. I decided to leave the butterfly idea until part two. I would like to thank Master Beef for totally ripping me off, just kidding. Thanks to NASA trooper, sorry if I got your name wrong, I take it you liked chapter one and your joke was quite funny. So peace till later. PS I have to thank My buddy Taylor hat edited the story to an extant and Hallenatroy is slang for HE double hockey sticks.