Sir-Dik-Dik is present
What can I say?
I love you!
Note In chapter one I told you their favorite weapon, that is the weapon they have until further notice. No actual butterflies where hurt in this chapter.
I dedicate this chapter to my Friend Xavier that has just moved, which sucks.
Hello anyone that reviewed the first chapter and is here sticking it out for chapter 2 is in for a real treat. This chapter will be ten times better than chapter one. This is where they actually fight. I will be telling most of the action with my friend Master Beef! I will occasionally switch to what the two teams are saying. Disclaimer, I don't own anything Halo related or in that fact except anything at all, not even me! Now for the chapter! PS, Master Beef likes more things than cheese. He said he likes Halo2 like me. Maybe they will make Halo2 cheese?
Part one of round one of match one of game one, First blood…and butterflies.
"As we start round one would you like to say to our viewers Master Beef?" I asked "Yes, I want freakn' cheese what don't you understand?" He replied. "I don't know about you but I'm getting excited and Go fetch me a drink please." I politely asked. "Well you said please so okay." Replied Master Beef.
Yellow camp
"All right guys here's the plan, kill them all." 999jjjkiller announced in a
proud and approving voice. "Who put you in charge?" Asked Gyra.
Everyone knew that was the wrong question. 999JJJkiller pulls out his
beam cannon, AKA covenant sniper riffles, and shoots him in the
balls. Gyra gets on his knees and grabs his you-know-what. His
shield was all gone but that little bit that lets you live. "Stay here until
your wound heal, I got a job to do." Said 999JJJkiller. Again Gyra was
going to say something, but just at that moment 999jjjkiller pulled out
his beam cannon and took aim for Super Size Me's ass.
Green camp.
"All right mother beepers kill all beeping five of them." Soul Brotha'
told the rest of them. "Who put you in charge?" Asked Super Size Me.
Everyone looked at Soul Brotha'. In two short words he answered
this, "Your Mama!" T-bone turns furiously around and hits both of them
on the head. "Your Mamas love you both, how could you talk to her
like that." T-bone complains to his two teammates. Simple mother
beeper, like this, does some obscene and vulgar sings along with
some swearing and rapping afterward. T-bone goes and cries in the
corner for awhile then Why bother I'm blind goes up to him, "Don't
worry they don't mean it." Then T-bone cries even harder on his
shoulder which makes no sense cause all this was all being drained
into the fluid system in his helmet along with the waste system in the
back. My Home is the Closet thinks of a plane not to attack them but
to look at Soul Brotha's butt. He drops a quarter on the floor and
was about to ask him to pick it up, when Super Size Me puts his big
ass in the open and Bang! Bang! He drops dead on the floor.
"Nooooo!" T-bone cries some more. That's it, it's go time , pulls out
dual Plasma Riffles. Both teams jump from up top of the buildings into
the river. Both teams looked at each other in hatred, weapons drawn.
On the count of three. Called out Leon. One… two… three. Both
teams drawled their weapons and started to fire. Soul Brotha' took out
Leon but not before Leon shot down Why bother I'm blind with a
grenade and by accident shooting a randomly placed ghost and it
blew up in My Home is the Closet's face. After two long minutes of
bloodshed all teams were dead. Waiting for them to respond we go
to Sir-dik-dik and Master Beef.
In the booth.
"Man oh man what a match." Said Sir-dik-dik, AKA the word "I"
when I speak in first person. "You're right and I hope it gets even
bloodier." Said MB. "Amen to that!" Replied SDD with a tip of his
hat. "You've claimed down some from what you were in the begining
of the match." I looked at Master Beef. "Yhea I got cheese." Retorted
MB, no thanks to you.
Well we will give you the score and leave you to them. Yellow, 12.
Green 9.
Yellow camp
"Okay guys and bait, that last plain didn't work so great, so we will
become strategic." Announces 999jjjkiller. Everyone moans. "Suck it
up, it's the only we will win." Sir Yes Sir! Everyone replied. Okay,
here's how will do it, first me and Gyra will snipe and provide back up
fire for anyone that requires it. Will kill4 shoes will sneak around the
back take out as many as we possibly can. Now for the hard part Leon
and Master Baiter will go down the opining up front, when you get
behind the last corner Leon will strap a plasma grenade on you and run
toward the enemy. May I not stress that enough Master Baiter. Leon
kill what's left. If all fails we got them, hear me guys?" Sir yes Sir! In
less then two minutes the base started to shake and the sound of tires
where outside their base…
End of part one of round one of match one of game one, first blood and butterflies. Just kidding.
"Come out with your hands behind your back." Called Why bother I'm blind. "And bent over," added My home is the
closet. "Shut the beep up," yelled Soul Brotha'. "Where.. Where did
you guys come from?" Shuttered. 999jjjkiller. "Well from our moms and
daddies, someone flunked Health class" Why bother I'm blind added.
He knew that this turn in the match was freaking him out. "Hey where is
the rest of your team?" Asked soul Brotha'. "I only see two and unless
I went beeping crazy you got more." In the really long pause where
999jjjkiller tied to say something that wouldn't get them killed, "Umm
there in the bathroom." 999jjjkiller replied. "All of them?" Asked Soul
Brotha' with a raised eyebrow, well if I could see it. "They… they uh
drank some lemonade and now they have to pee." Snapped
999jjjkiller. "Oh really, can we have some"? Asked why bother I'm
blind. "We're out replied a shaky voice." It was Gyra in the corner with
a big wet spot in his armor. "Make some more." demanded My home
is the closet. "Well I see you guys had some trouble getting over here."
Said 999jjjkiller. "Who told you?" asked Soul Brotha' looking over to
Why Bother I'm blind. No one replied. "I just noticed that
your car was ruined." "Oh yes the car was dealt some serious damage
on the way here I wouldn't mind telling you this over a cup of water.
Smiled soul Brotha'." Okay let me go to the stream and get us some.
Without anyone noticing he switched from a beam cannon to the rocket launcher.
Leon and Master Baiter.
"All right people, well Master Baiter, it's time to do
this, were going to get on top of the big arch and were going to invade"
"You mean I go in and you put a Grande on me and I run in on them
and kill them?" Asked Master Baiter with a large amount of sarcasm.
"Yes, well I hate it too but if I can live a real life it's worth it." Leon said
solemnly, I will live in a world were the cows really can be killed. Leon
said quiet cheerfully. "Wait get down here comes someone." They both
laid down as the warthog passed full of the green team. Leon and
Mater Baiter used both of their dual weapons to try to blow the car up.
It nearly worked until the turret stated to shoot. They both jumped off
the side of the narrow archway onto the top of the opponent's base.
Finally they gave up shooting. Leon and Master Baiter were now safely
inside the base but what they found was nothing but disturbing.
All right that is the real ending of the chapter. Sorry it wasn't all that like I promised. I decided to leave the butterfly idea until part two. I would like to thank Master Beef for totally ripping me off, just kidding. Thanks to NASA trooper, sorry if I got your name wrong, I take it you liked chapter one and your joke was quite funny. So peace till later. PS I have to thank My buddy Taylor hat edited the story to an extant and Hallenatroy is slang for HE double hockey sticks.
